Kids' playgrounds are supposed to be a hub for a child's imagination, so the designs must yield to creativity. While Danish brands such as LEGO and MONSTRUM are superstars with innovative playset creations, some jungle gym designers just seem to miss the mark.

Below is a compilation of playground design fails that are far from friendly. Who knew that once wholesome characters like Frosty, the Snowman or Spiderman could become so inappropriate with just a few bad design placements. Yes, some of these backyard playgrounds are so disturbing you will wonder how the designer or parents missed it. Scroll down below to see photos of hilariously shady playground equipment that are definitely not age-appropriate, but are sure to give you a good laugh. Don't forget to upvote your favs!

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Laugh Fan
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flipping hell... no-one in their right mind, surely?

David Jeu
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids dont see the same thing you know. Only adults see an old snatch there.

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Paan Sy
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so that is where they come from

Kjorn
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

going in is funnier

Xandra
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL, there's a quite common curse in Romanian, sending someone back into their mother's...uhhh, you get the point.

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Enuya
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, if your children ask "where are babies from", you just take them here. Clever.

Ian James
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A perfect place to be if you want to have the experience of being reborn

Frida Ohlson
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'm coming out. I want the World to know…."

Christina Sersif
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mommy where did I come from? Let's demonstrate with this slide...

Hans
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe an oversized midwife training tool?

Noel Armstrong-Wade
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You really want a picture of your child pushing through this...

BeenElle
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vagina. It looks like a vagina. You’re welcome.

Gerry Higgins
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does the slide scream as they come out?

BusLady
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, it said "I'm never getting pregnant again for the rest of my freaking life! What was I thinking???"

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Matt Richardson
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a dirty mind. I need to go sit in a corner.

April Garcia Andrade
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*looks at pic* slowly turns and walks away

Miana Heang
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and thats how babies are made kids

Erica D B
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least the children sliding down it won't see it from the front...

Denyse
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am laughing so hard!!

Rowlie
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pirates of the Carribean 4 in too deep

Night Owl
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6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually genius. A part of a playground and a great educational tool in one :D

John Bennick
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now we can ALL relive our birth experience!

Markus Weiler
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

somebody with abdominal delivery trauma must have designed that...

Suzanne Clark
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this in the same playground as the previous slide? Looks like we're heading for trouble.

Aaron Kara
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Where are the kids?...oh, wait what, is that?...children we're leaving"

Liam Wallace
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bruh! even not getting married is better than that, I mean nobody wants to climb out of a butt hole!

Kiki’sNotLookingBack
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BWAHAHAHAHAHA I’m so sorry everyone *wipes tear from eye*

Harrison Fournier
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That looks like a women’s legs and annis

Sophie Whitbread
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are literally over 20 comments here. Like if you get it,

Yeet_my_life
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why...just why does it have to be this color?

Mbalaba Vicent
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hiiiiiii sincerely, this is not good!

Curious Cat
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's the second biggest vagina i've seen this week.

Bettina Jansen
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the birth-slide ! (to be fair, I would've liked it as a kid: tunnel + slide)

Faith Nicole
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well now this can double down as a sex ed class as well. C'mon kids, we are going to the park to explain the birds and the bees

arthur lindsay coker
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not exactly the right image. Parents aghast

Slune
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sis,let's go play clitoris

Jodi Ellis
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is just so wrong. There is no way this was not noticed.

Billy 42
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6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best. I would let my kids climb in and out. I dont care if it looks like pussy. They came out of one anyway.

bubamara
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love it! It's educational, so what!

Pipi
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well.. is the first slide in and off for many on earth.

Gail Olivares
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"They said it's like being born again"

Emily Evans
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On TLC's new season of "I didn't know I was pregnant"!

Paul K. Johnson
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So THIS is how you become Born Again.

Felicia Dale
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SERIOUSLY??? I mean, there's nothing really wrong with this (it would make a fabulous sex education aid) but still.

Sel Bonda
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Smart kids! Understood head first approach!

David Fox
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Re-enact how you were born kiddo

S Bagci
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL !!! AND THEY WERE BORN AGAIN !!

Dorothy Parker
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the evening, the park is used for rebirthing therapy. Excellent dual use.

Monika Soffronow
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

FFS what is the matter with all of you? There is not a small child alive that will see something inappropriate here, no matter what is going on in the minds of some grown-ups. Relax. Take it in stride.

morgan jeffries
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6 years ago

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So what if anything resembles a sexual organ? Who cares? The kids are just going to have fun. Get over it.

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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