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50 Times People Got Torn To Shreds With Clever Clapbacks
“Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me” is the sort of thing one says if they’ve never been on the receiving end of an actually well crafted insult. Because, as it turns out, there are folks out there with a quiver full of witty roasts, just waiting to unleash them.
We’ve gathered some of the funniest and most devastating roasts people have seen delivered online. So get comfortable as you scroll through, take some notes if you want to expand your arsenal, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section down below.
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#1
I Would Say It's Worth A Meeting
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#2
Somebody Get Him Some Ice For That Burn
#3
Jesus
#4
Apparently You Can’t Be Friends With Just Anyone
#5
Why Does He Live In This Century?
Ugh, do I have to? 5 months ago (edited)
"You cannot put a country in the hands of emotional creatures who have 1000s of emotions each minute." I totally agree! Why are we letting men become presidents! (Kidding, I am not in fact misandrist.) Smh, who exactly is running our country at this moment?
#6
A Good Reason To Be Holding An Umbrella
#7
He Didn't Have To Wait Long
#8
Tank Dropping The Hammar
#9
An Education Could Have Prevented This Post
Michael Largey 5 months ago (edited)
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic,"
#10
This View Is What's Wrong With Our Society
Michael Largey 5 months ago
People in my country who work overtime at Walmart qualify for food stamps. And that is embarrassing
#11
Self-Made Success Story
#12
Dude’s Thinking You Can Just Trot Around A Whole Moon Like It’s Mario Galaxy
#13
Breaking Down A Math Problem
#14
Ended His Papacy Right There
#15
That Was Way Too Specific
Ugh, do I have to? 5 months ago
For anyone who's curious, it's called peristalsis, which is the name for the muscular contractions that push food down your esophagus.
#16
An Oldie, But A Goldie
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 5 months ago
With each other. No homo though. Just men giving each other a helping hand...
#18
Always Has Been True
#19
You Can't Unsee It
#20
I Feel Bad For The Tattoo Artist
#21
Nothing Lower Than A Class A Felony
#22
Much Ado About Nothing
Ugh, do I have to? 5 months ago
Woah. I wasn't sure so I googled it, found the Constitution (internet archives), Ctrl F and... The word "Man" really isn't used once. Learnt something new today.
#23
Were We Supposed To Shoot For The Total Cost Of The Camera?
Inservio Smurf 5 months ago
Aren't we having wonderful weather this morning? Why yes, this post is indeed hiding a horrible person below! However did you guess?
#24
Gullet Took Me Out
#25
My Playstation Controller
#26
Homophobe Gets Owned On TikTok Thread
Auntriarch 5 months ago
My observations of people suggest that "rub my face in it", "shove it down my throat" and "flaunt it" all boil down to "exist visibly".
#27
I’m Gonna Start Using This On The Daily
#28
Jack Black On His Way To His First Day Of School
#30
NASA Cooking Samsung's Camera On Ig
#31
Aoc Reposted Zohran's Burn
#32
Sometimes The Comments On Ig Ads Are Gold
Ugh, do I have to? 5 months ago
Guys, be prepared for a category 5 hurricane if she starts crying.
#33
Joseph Got Roasted
#35
Fair Enough, Why's The Dimple That Huge Though
#36
Dad Giving His Son Some Subtle Hints
#37
Linux Users Catching Strays
#38
As An Outsider
#39
On A Video About An American Financial Analyst Not Understanding Irish Currency. Made Me Chuckle
#40
Had Us In The First Half
#41
Absolutely Stunning View
#42
A Moment Of Silence For Our Fallen Heroes
Janelle Collard 5 months ago
Yeah, no thanks. Those peas look like they were grown in or near a nuclear disaster.
#43
Not A Fan Of British Cuisine
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 5 months ago
Perfectly acceptable. Leave some bread to "mop up" When you have finished the meal.
#44
LOL
#45
She Looks Like She's Been Charging Up A Sneeze For 20 Years
#46
Straight Out Of Robin Hood
#47
Burned The Whole Community
Kristiina Männiste 5 months ago
By the time we are 50 we will all envy the flat girls. They will rule as queens
#48
This Insult Practically Wrote Itself
#49
That's What Bro Could Afford And She Appreciates It
#50
Imagine Being Offended Based On Your Email
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Janelle Collard 5 months ago
The best thing about these are the ones where the poster doesn't have 2 brain cells to rub together + didn't understand the response(s). 🤣
Five Years 5 months ago
My favorite: Lady Astor: Winston, if you were my husband I would put poison in your coffee. Churchill: And madame, if I were your husband I would drink it.
Inservio Smurf 5 months ago
He may have been a lush and a cantankerous old sod, but d**n that man could craft prose like none other.
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Janelle Collard 5 months ago
The best thing about these are the ones where the poster doesn't have 2 brain cells to rub together + didn't understand the response(s). 🤣
Five Years 5 months ago
My favorite: Lady Astor: Winston, if you were my husband I would put poison in your coffee. Churchill: And madame, if I were your husband I would drink it.
Inservio Smurf 5 months ago
He may have been a lush and a cantankerous old sod, but d**n that man could craft prose like none other.
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