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The internet is definitely a unique thing. Sure, that sounds obvious, but what isn’t is the idea that it might empower very unlikely things to happen. Or more specifically, very unlikely things to be said. So unlikely that it might be the first ever occurrence out there.

Introducing r/BrandNewSentence, a community of netizens who scour the vast internetscapes for things that have never been said before. And if they’re not scouring, they are definitely the ones cashing in on that potential in themselves.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what makes the internet a unique thing.

#1

Stick A Turkey Leg In A Sneaker And Your Dog Patrol Your Yard

Stick A Turkey Leg In A Sneaker And Your Dog Patrol Your Yard

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Multa Nocte
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2 years ago

That is effing BRILLIANT!!!!!

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    #2

    Homie In Law

    Homie In Law

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That’s awesome!

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    #3

    “What R Ur Adjectives???”

    “What R Ur Adjectives???”

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    Astrophile
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Sleepy and hungry

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    So, as mentioned above, Brand New Sentence is an online community that aims to collect and showcase sentences that have never before been written. Ever. In human history. A bit of an exaggeration, mayhaps, but let your perception be the judge of that once you feast your eyes on the submissions found in this listicle. If anything, it will definitely give you some perspective on the things people think about on the regular. And if you’re that skeptically nihilistic, appreciate it for the expository writing.

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    #4

    Ramirez Has Just Got The Parking Lot Frog

    Ramirez Has Just Got The Parking Lot Frog

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    Boootifull Unicorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    she just needed something for Harry to do so she could write prose

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    #5

    Pink Acid Trip That Feels Like Being Slapped By Lots Of Confusingly Attractive People

    Pink Acid Trip That Feels Like Being Slapped By Lots Of Confusingly Attractive People

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    The Alchemist
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The last one genuinely makes me want to see it

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    #6

    I Already Named My Switchblade Stabitha…

    I Already Named My Switchblade Stabitha…

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    Monster Munch
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Felislity

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    We once again return to the topic of human creativity with this one. Previously, we took a bit of a different approach—creativity was considered from the perspective of kids in our article on the best parenting tweets of October.

    Creativity has many benefits—like, many—it supports mental growth, divergent thinking, development of sensory perception, verbal, coordination and attention skills, emotional intelligence and many other things. Like, many.

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    #7

    Sketti Bowl Not Made Of Duck

    Sketti Bowl Not Made Of Duck

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    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Wikipedia says: "Lycopene is the pigment in tomato sauces that turns plastic cookware orange. It is insoluble in plain water, but it can be dissolved in organic solvents and oils. Because of its non-polarity, lycopene in food preparations will stain any sufficiently porous material, including most plastics. To remove this staining, the plastics may be soaked in a solution containing a small amount of chlorine bleach.[15] The bleach oxidizes the lycopene, thus allowing the product to dissolve."

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    #8

    Yeehaw High School

    Yeehaw High School

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I too wish to go to yeehaw high school

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    #9

    The Forbidden Art Of Giving Crabs Knowledge

    The Forbidden Art Of Giving Crabs Knowledge

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    They're too young to remember the great uprising

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    So, if we encourage human creativity in kids, they will most certainly develop a skill for it and will take it with them into adulthood. Heck, according to preschool teacher Kristen Varley, BPHE, RECE, adults can apply the same methods of creativity for themselves to learn to be creative. And the beauty of creativity is that it is limitless. As long as particular conditions are met, there is endless potential for creativity to be born. And endless potential for brand new sentences.

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    #10

    That Good Ol Southern Drawl

    That Good Ol Southern Drawl

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    Nerenahd Dhaneren
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Makes total sense.

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    #11

    Why NASA

    Why NASA

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    Boootifull Unicorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    ah Americans, will use anything other than the metric system

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    #12

    Kansas Is Not Meant For Permanent Habitation

    Kansas Is Not Meant For Permanent Habitation

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    Saddest_Lion
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    As a native Kansan, I completely agree

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    The reasoning behind the limitlessness of creativity in humans is the potential for unique perspectives. Unlike artificial intelligence, which is limited by how much it has scraped off the internet, humans have the ability to break free from existing boundaries.

    Keeping with the AI topic, lecturers Chloe Preece and Finola Kerrigan co-wrote a scholarly article on artistic brands where they elaborated that AI is consumer-centric and market-driven, whereas humans are self- and product driven.

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    #13

    They Had To Blow Dry The Ultrasound Goo Off Her

    They Had To Blow Dry The Ultrasound Goo Off Her

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That's a hamster-looking mouse

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    #14

    Switching To Gender Evil

    Switching To Gender Evil

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    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I'm gender chaotic

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    #15

    What About Iceberg's Tears?

    What About Iceberg's Tears?

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    Saddest_Lion
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Definitely "ol splashy"

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    This contrast explains how AI is not only technically, but also by design, limited in its capabilities. Humans, on the other hand, have goals and desires to drive action and creativity. Where AI only essentially does what it’s supposed to, humans can break free from that. In turn, humans strive for innovation or artistic expression, or just plain old achieving personal goals as it’s rooted in self-expression and self-fulfillment. And when you consider those, the sky’s the limit, as they say.

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    #16

    Membership Only Human Trafficking Gentlemen’s Club Headquartered In Budapest

    Membership Only Human Trafficking Gentlemen’s Club Headquartered In Budapest

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    Boootifull Unicorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    or a deodorant

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    #17

    If You Whacked Me With A Ford Explorer

    If You Whacked Me With A Ford Explorer

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    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "Ford Explorer" just write Indiana Jones ffs

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    #18

    Umm..no?

    Umm..no?

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    Boootifull Unicorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    don't even wanna know why you think we eat chips

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    Creativity is considered a tendency to generate or recognize ideas and possibilities that might just make that one problem solvable. It can also be used for the fun of it.

    To be creative means to be able to see things differently, in a new way. It’s like taking two unlikely things and putting them together—but the catch is you need to have experienced these two things in order to merge them. It doesn’t have to be two, it can be more, and it doesn’t have to be tangible either. But the fact is that it’s generating something new based on something else.

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    #19

    What In The French

    What In The French

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    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    how did you know that when I said "those people" I meant the french.

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    #20

    Tom & Jerry Irl

    Tom & Jerry Irl

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    Fora Nakit
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Did it work?

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    #21

    What A Guy

    What A Guy

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    Nerenahd Dhaneren
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Legend.

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    Considering all of this, the internet and all of its niche content goodness should not come as a surprise. It’s this sort of mixing and matching that seems to work well on the internet.

    Doubt that? Humans for Scale, Tweets of Cats, People Standing—these are just a few of the numerous pages with concepts that equal to put this very regular thing with this very regular thing to create something very unorthodox. This is what the internet thrives on.

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    #22

    Why Would The Robot Do This

    Why Would The Robot Do This

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    OphelieTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    LA La La (๑ˇ▽ˇ๑)•*¨*•.¸¸♪ stop criming la La La 🎶🎶

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    #23

    Too Late For Vito Though

    Too Late For Vito Though

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    Boootifull Unicorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    that was... surprisingly wholesome???

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    #24

    Lesbian Penguins Are So Progressive

    Lesbian Penguins Are So Progressive

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    Nerenahd Dhaneren
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    How did they prove it? Did they manage to take care of a plant for a month?

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    And, honestly, the weirder it is, the better. Remember? People have an uncanny tendency to like weird, gross and even scary things. Because evolution.

    From an evolutionary standpoint, this attraction to all things macabre, morbid and monstrous feeds our survival instincts—it’s an attention bias towards otherwise averse things that keeps us on our toes and well equipped to face potential threats. By proxy, it also works well to draw your attention, putting you on the train to Scroll Town.

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    #25

    New For All Of Use + Meme

    New For All Of Use + Meme

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    Nerenahd Dhaneren
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The hippo's name is Chronos by the way.

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    #26

    Burger Looking Like Steve Harvey

    Burger Looking Like Steve Harvey

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    Boootifull Unicorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    who?

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    #27

    Coffee Cat Detonates Atomic Bomb

    Coffee Cat Detonates Atomic Bomb

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    Boootifull Unicorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    total cat energy

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    Now, sure, weird and disgusting things abuse our evolutionary traits for views, but that doesn’t have to be a bad thing. There’s this thing called benign masochism—the tendency to seek out things that one would consider negative because there’s pleasure to be had in constrained risks. You know, riding roller coasters or abusing your body with spicy food.

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    #28

    Wait Until You See How Pineapple Grows!

    Wait Until You See How Pineapple Grows!

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    DB
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    #29

    Is Refusing To Speak After Being Detained

    Is Refusing To Speak After Being Detained

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    Saddest_Lion
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    He knows snitches get stitches

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    #30

    Bisexual Cowboy From A Hypothetical Timeline Where The Wild West Is In France

    Bisexual Cowboy From A Hypothetical Timeline Where The Wild West Is In France

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    I mean in The Netherlands nobody would really be surprised, so you do you. In my hometown there's a Jamaican man who only wears cartoon-themed tuxedos, another guy who only wears 80's inspired gym clothes and a lady that has everything C O V E R E D in little fake flowers, so much so that she now resembles a moving pile of flowers. Bless 'em.

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    So, this is the point where we invite you to stretch your creativity muscles and talk about something that’s totally brand new in the comment section below. But if that’s not your forte, leave us an upvote and move on to your next adventure. It can also be the same type of adventure as brand new sentences are a recurring topic on Bored Panda.

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    #31

    If Only They’d Had Some Indication…

    If Only They’d Had Some Indication…

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Too bad no one warned them ahead of time . . . . 🙄

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    #32

    I Must

    I Must

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    Flamingo Croquet
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I'd rather have a bad book in my bookshelves than a bomb dropped on my house, so... not a bad development, I guess?

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    #33

    Haven’t Heard Any Of This Uttered Before & I Love This For Her…

    Haven’t Heard Any Of This Uttered Before & I Love This For Her…

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    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    So that's why Leonardo DiCaprio dumps women when they turn 25.

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    #34

    Air Dropped Wolves. That Is All

    Air Dropped Wolves. That Is All

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    Detroit Citizen
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Sounds about right for the Yoopers (Upper Peninsula )

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    #35

    Put Your Fingers In The Public Balls

    Put Your Fingers In The Public Balls

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    Random Archetypes
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    . . . . But it's fine to put your fingers in private balls?

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    #36

    We're Living In The Matrix 😎

    We're Living In The Matrix 😎

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This person is right

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    #37

    Y’all Out Here Being Able To Smell Ants???

    Y’all Out Here Being Able To Smell Ants???

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    Gravy the Vampire Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Wait... yall can't smell ants?

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    #38

    Being Medium Ugly Is Lit

    Being Medium Ugly Is Lit

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    Boootifull Unicorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    i mean, he's enjoying it

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    #39

    Gay Ukranian Super Soldiers

    Gay Ukranian Super Soldiers

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    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Being a Supersoldier, defeating Russians and looking fab-u-lous

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    #40

    9/11 Is Directly Responsible For 50 Shades Of Grey

    9/11 Is Directly Responsible For 50 Shades Of Grey

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    So Bin Laden committed a further-reaching act of terrorism against America

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    #41

    "Now That You Got Legs"

    "Now That You Got Legs"

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I just googled it and supposedly it’s set during a time and place where there was lots and lots of “come pick cotton n*****” going on, but the movie just glosses over that. Not agreeing or disagreeing, just reporting what happened.

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    #42

    He Started Trying To Look 18 Again By Drinking His Son's Blood

    He Started Trying To Look 18 Again By Drinking His Son's Blood

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Wait, what did I just read?

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    #43

    Pregnant Hands

    Pregnant Hands

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    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    So pretty much all men.

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    #44

    On That Genderbent Andrew Tate Mentality

    On That Genderbent Andrew Tate Mentality

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    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Andrew summed it up perfectly. The belief we are licensed to be that awful to people who love us is an unnecessary burden to society.

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    #45

    Anyone Hiring?

    Anyone Hiring?

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    Boootifull Unicorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    people on reddit scare me

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    #46

    Wtf

    Wtf

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Did HE die or did his testicles? We need more info. Wait, no we don't.

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    #47

    Like A Centaur That Got Chopped In Half

    Like A Centaur That Got Chopped In Half

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I feel like if she were to try to lie down on her back, er butt, she could be used as a teeter totter.

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    #48

    $200 Million Suicide Shawarma

    $200 Million Suicide Shawarma

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    Zwiebel Suppe
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    What is this and why and where?

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    #49

    Eight Clams

    Eight Clams

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    Astrophile
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    “These biological systems are comprised of eight mussels with sensors hot-glued to their shells. They work together with a network of computers and have been given control over the city’s water supply. If the waters are clean, these mussels stay open and happy. But when water quality drops too low, they close off and shut the water supply of millions of people with them.“

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    #50

    Whole New Meaning To Fence-Sitting…

    Whole New Meaning To Fence-Sitting…

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    Nacho Man Sandy Ravage
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    It would no longer gave her an Eiffel and she took of-fence

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    #51

    Kirby Has No Ankles Because The Goddess Athena Saw What Became Of Achilles

    Kirby Has No Ankles Because The Goddess Athena Saw What Became Of Achilles

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    Karmageddon
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Because walking like a 50's robots is sure to slay your enemies(with laughter!)

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    #52

    Permanent What Now?

    Permanent What Now?

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    Nerenahd Dhaneren
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Well, it's kind of fitting this spider would choose the bananas.

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    #53

    Mum Holds Back Happy Tears After Her Paralysed Son Gets Taken To A Brothel

    Mum Holds Back Happy Tears After Her Paralysed Son Gets Taken To A Brothel

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    John Carr
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    In The Netherlands you have sex care workers. They help physically or mentally ill people have some sort of sex life. And they are not classed as prostitutes.

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    #54

    “Ethically Sourced Child’s Spine”

    “Ethically Sourced Child’s Spine”

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    😳

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    #55

    Youtuber Denies Grooming Allegations In Lengthy Ukelele Video

    Youtuber Denies Grooming Allegations In Lengthy Ukelele Video

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Strings were being pulled, it seems

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    #56

    I'm At A Loss For Words Here

    I'm At A Loss For Words Here

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    Astrophile
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Celibate Sasquatch….dibs on the band name

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    #57

    Wtf Am I Reading?

    Wtf Am I Reading?

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    D Battle II
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Sounds like an episode of Scooby-Doo!!!

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    #58

    My Toenails Fell Out And She Divorced Me 2 Years Later

    My Toenails Fell Out And She Divorced Me 2 Years Later

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    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

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    #59

    Modern Problems Requiers Modern Solutions

    Modern Problems Requiers Modern Solutions

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    *Confused Screaming*
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    For science 😂

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    #60

    What A Time To Be Alive

    What A Time To Be Alive

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    Oais Wright
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Context??

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    #61

    I... I Don't Even Know What To Say

    I... I Don't Even Know What To Say

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    Boootifull Unicorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    yes but that made sense, tho personally i'm getting more highway man

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    #62

    Writing A Bible 2 Rn

    Writing A Bible 2 Rn

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    alabama, oosa

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    #63

    "Flesh Ledges"

    "Flesh Ledges"

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    You don't need to be neuro-atypical to do this.

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    #64

    Easy Mistake To Make, Looked Just Like Her Lesbian Nana

    Easy Mistake To Make, Looked Just Like Her Lesbian Nana

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This same officer was filmed freaking out and pepper spraying random people while her colleagues just stood by and did nothing.

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    #65

    This Is The Chipotle Where Thomas Paine Wrote Common Sense

    This Is The Chipotle Where Thomas Paine Wrote Common Sense

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    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    It was the bag of chips that kept him writing. MMMMM guacamole and independence.

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    #66

    This Guy Obviously Failed Anatomy

    This Guy Obviously Failed Anatomy

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Is he saying his winky is smaller than a tampon? 🤔

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    #67

    I Have So Many Questions

    I Have So Many Questions

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    Oais Wright
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Exchange rates must've been real hot that day

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    #68

    Sims 4 Eugenics (Guilty)

    Sims 4 Eugenics (Guilty)

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Men don’t? Damn, they’re missing out.

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    #69

    Emotional Support Stripper

    Emotional Support Stripper

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I guess it’s better than the horrific nonconsensual “emotional support stripping” that happened in WW2.

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    #70

    It’s Such A Femboy Language

    It’s Such A Femboy Language

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    Monstarr the Divisive
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Yeah, yeah, yeah it's all just omlette du fromage and Le b******t until le foreign legion comes to say BONJOUR

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    #71

    "I Only Fear Bts Stans, No One Else"

    "I Only Fear Bts Stans, No One Else"

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    lost hedgehog
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    bts stans are another level of terrifying (coming from a kpop stan)

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    #72

    The Mister Is Covering The Beast

    The Mister Is Covering The Beast

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    Edward Monks
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    stops it falling off

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    #73

    Yeah, This Will Probably Be A Mature Conversation

    Yeah, This Will Probably Be A Mature Conversation

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    As someone whose second language literally has boy grammar and girl grammar, I’m going to assume that this person’s language has at least one feature that would make this person a flaming hypocrite.

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    #74

    Well There's This

    Well There's This

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    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Anddd that's enough internet for today.

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    #75

    The Invisible Tentacles Of The Free Market Will Save The Rich Wet Man

    The Invisible Tentacles Of The Free Market Will Save The Rich Wet Man

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    Random Archetypes
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I'm not sure we should save the Rich Wet Man.

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    #76

    "...dressed As A Power Line From The Goofy Movie."

    "...dressed As A Power Line From The Goofy Movie."

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    OWL ON A MISSION
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    https://ew.com/movies/holes-star-khleo-thomas-wins-mortal-kombat-tournament-in-goofy-movie-costume/

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    #77

    Yeah

    Yeah

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Hold up... The WHAT heist

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    #78

    I Don’t Think Anyones Done This Before

    I Don’t Think Anyones Done This Before

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    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    One further step toward “A Great Society”.

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    #79

    It Just Gets Worse With Every Word

    It Just Gets Worse With Every Word

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    So basically if you’re a greedy billionaire, even your stepson won’t give a damn if you die? This sounds like a cautionary tale, but we should probably vaporise Tr*mp, M*sk and B*zos to test this theory.

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    #80

    Pokemon Is Too Powerful

    Pokemon Is Too Powerful

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    *hagrid voice* I probably shouldna read that. Shouldna read that.

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    #81

    I Got Nothing

    I Got Nothing

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    Saddest_Lion
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Are you just saying random words?

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    #82

    A Lot To Digest Here

    A Lot To Digest Here

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    After the way she got treated, she’s probably right.

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    #83

    Snow Chungus

    Snow Chungus

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Can someone translate this for me...

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