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50 Times People Blessed Us With Funny “Brand New Sentences” (New Pics)
The internet is definitely a unique thing. Sure, that sounds obvious, but what isn’t is the idea that it might empower very unlikely things to happen. Or more specifically, very unlikely things to be said. So unlikely that it might be the first ever occurrence out there.
Introducing r/BrandNewSentence, a community of netizens who scour the vast internetscapes for things that have never been said before. And if they’re not scouring, they are definitely the ones cashing in on that potential in themselves.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what makes the internet a unique thing.
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#1
Stick A Turkey Leg In A Sneaker And Your Dog Patrol Your Yard
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#3
“What R Ur Adjectives???”
#4
Ramirez Has Just Got The Parking Lot Frog
Boootifull Unicorn 2 years ago
she just needed something for Harry to do so she could write prose
#5
Pink Acid Trip That Feels Like Being Slapped By Lots Of Confusingly Attractive People
#6
I Already Named My Switchblade Stabitha…
#7
Sketti Bowl Not Made Of Duck
Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
Wikipedia says: "Lycopene is the pigment in tomato sauces that turns plastic cookware orange. It is insoluble in plain water, but it can be dissolved in organic solvents and oils. Because of its non-polarity, lycopene in food preparations will stain any sufficiently porous material, including most plastics. To remove this staining, the plastics may be soaked in a solution containing a small amount of chlorine bleach.[15] The bleach oxidizes the lycopene, thus allowing the product to dissolve."
#8
Yeehaw High School
#9
The Forbidden Art Of Giving Crabs Knowledge
#10
That Good Ol Southern Drawl
#11
Why NASA
Boootifull Unicorn 2 years ago (edited)
ah Americans, will use anything other than the metric system
#12
Kansas Is Not Meant For Permanent Habitation
#13
They Had To Blow Dry The Ultrasound Goo Off Her
#14
Switching To Gender Evil
#15
What About Iceberg's Tears?
#16
Membership Only Human Trafficking Gentlemen’s Club Headquartered In Budapest
#17
If You Whacked Me With A Ford Explorer
#18
Umm..no?
#19
What In The French
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
how did you know that when I said "those people" I meant the french.
#22
Why Would The Robot Do This
#23
Too Late For Vito Though
#24
Lesbian Penguins Are So Progressive
Nerenahd Dhaneren 2 years ago
How did they prove it? Did they manage to take care of a plant for a month?
#25
New For All Of Use + Meme
#26
Burger Looking Like Steve Harvey
#27
Coffee Cat Detonates Atomic Bomb
#28
Wait Until You See How Pineapple Grows!
#29
Is Refusing To Speak After Being Detained
#30
Bisexual Cowboy From A Hypothetical Timeline Where The Wild West Is In France
Susie Elle 2 years ago (edited)
I mean in The Netherlands nobody would really be surprised, so you do you. In my hometown there's a Jamaican man who only wears cartoon-themed tuxedos, another guy who only wears 80's inspired gym clothes and a lady that has everything C O V E R E D in little fake flowers, so much so that she now resembles a moving pile of flowers. Bless 'em.
#31
If Only They’d Had Some Indication…
#32
I Must
Flamingo Croquet 2 years ago
I'd rather have a bad book in my bookshelves than a bomb dropped on my house, so... not a bad development, I guess?
#33
Haven’t Heard Any Of This Uttered Before & I Love This For Her…
#34
Air Dropped Wolves. That Is All
#35
Put Your Fingers In The Public Balls
#36
We're Living In The Matrix 😎
#37
Y’all Out Here Being Able To Smell Ants???
#38
Being Medium Ugly Is Lit
#39
Gay Ukranian Super Soldiers
MotherofGuineaPigs 2 years ago
Being a Supersoldier, defeating Russians and looking fab-u-lous
#40
9/11 Is Directly Responsible For 50 Shades Of Grey
BrownTabby 2 years ago (edited)
So Bin Laden committed a further-reaching act of terrorism against America
#41
"Now That You Got Legs"
BrownTabby 2 years ago
I just googled it and supposedly it’s set during a time and place where there was lots and lots of “come pick cotton n*****” going on, but the movie just glosses over that. Not agreeing or disagreeing, just reporting what happened.
#42
He Started Trying To Look 18 Again By Drinking His Son's Blood
#43
Pregnant Hands
#44
On That Genderbent Andrew Tate Mentality
#45
Anyone Hiring?
#46
Wtf
Multa Nocte 2 years ago
Did HE die or did his testicles? We need more info. Wait, no we don't.
#47
Like A Centaur That Got Chopped In Half
Firstname Lastname 2 years ago
I feel like if she were to try to lie down on her back, er butt, she could be used as a teeter totter.
#48
$200 Million Suicide Shawarma
#49
Eight Clams
Astrophile 2 years ago
“These biological systems are comprised of eight mussels with sensors hot-glued to their shells. They work together with a network of computers and have been given control over the city’s water supply. If the waters are clean, these mussels stay open and happy. But when water quality drops too low, they close off and shut the water supply of millions of people with them.“
#50
Whole New Meaning To Fence-Sitting…
Nacho Man Sandy Ravage 2 years ago
It would no longer gave her an Eiffel and she took of-fence
#51
Kirby Has No Ankles Because The Goddess Athena Saw What Became Of Achilles
Karmageddon 2 years ago
Because walking like a 50's robots is sure to slay your enemies(with laughter!)
#52
Permanent What Now?
Nerenahd Dhaneren 2 years ago
Well, it's kind of fitting this spider would choose the bananas.
#53
Mum Holds Back Happy Tears After Her Paralysed Son Gets Taken To A Brothel
#54
“Ethically Sourced Child’s Spine”
#55
Youtuber Denies Grooming Allegations In Lengthy Ukelele Video
#56
I'm At A Loss For Words Here
#57
Wtf Am I Reading?
#58
My Toenails Fell Out And She Divorced Me 2 Years Later
#59
Modern Problems Requiers Modern Solutions
#61
I... I Don't Even Know What To Say
Boootifull Unicorn 2 years ago
yes but that made sense, tho personally i'm getting more highway man
#63
"Flesh Ledges"
#64
Easy Mistake To Make, Looked Just Like Her Lesbian Nana
Donkey boi 2 years ago
This same officer was filmed freaking out and pepper spraying random people while her colleagues just stood by and did nothing.
#65
This Is The Chipotle Where Thomas Paine Wrote Common Sense
Stephanie A Mutti 2 years ago
It was the bag of chips that kept him writing. MMMMM guacamole and independence.
#66
This Guy Obviously Failed Anatomy
#67
I Have So Many Questions
#68
Sims 4 Eugenics (Guilty)
#69
Emotional Support Stripper
BrownTabby 2 years ago
I guess it’s better than the horrific nonconsensual “emotional support stripping” that happened in WW2.
#70
It’s Such A Femboy Language
Monstarr the Divisive 2 years ago
Yeah, yeah, yeah it's all just omlette du fromage and Le b******t until le foreign legion comes to say BONJOUR
#71
"I Only Fear Bts Stans, No One Else"
#72
The Mister Is Covering The Beast
#73
Yeah, This Will Probably Be A Mature Conversation
BrownTabby 2 years ago
As someone whose second language literally has boy grammar and girl grammar, I’m going to assume that this person’s language has at least one feature that would make this person a flaming hypocrite.
#74
Well There's This
#75
The Invisible Tentacles Of The Free Market Will Save The Rich Wet Man
#76
"...dressed As A Power Line From The Goofy Movie."
OWL ON A MISSION 2 years ago
https://ew.com/movies/holes-star-khleo-thomas-wins-mortal-kombat-tournament-in-goofy-movie-costume/
#78
I Don’t Think Anyones Done This Before
#79
It Just Gets Worse With Every Word
BrownTabby 2 years ago
So basically if you’re a greedy billionaire, even your stepson won’t give a damn if you die? This sounds like a cautionary tale, but we should probably vaporise Tr*mp, M*sk and B*zos to test this theory.
#80
Pokemon Is Too Powerful
#81
I Got Nothing
#82
A Lot To Digest Here
#83
Snow Chungus
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DB 2 years ago
So if I have to use google to figure out what most of these mean then they're not funny.
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
This is quite possibly the weirdest post I've seen on BP thus far.
DB 2 years ago
So if I have to use google to figure out what most of these mean then they're not funny.
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
This is quite possibly the weirdest post I've seen on BP thus far.
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