37 Awkward Metal Band Photos That Are So Bad They’re Good

Man, oh man!

Fantastic shoes!

Romance novel cover casting call

Anyway, here's Wonderwall

Lemmy think about this for a second

this is so bad, it stays bad.

...and now we know why the boar killed itself.

Sorry, but Vepri Suicida (Wild Boar's Suicide) is a hoax, that band never existed. But this photo is of a real band Udar (The Strike).

They all look related

Quiet not correct. It is Belorussian (East Europe) metal band from Brest UDAR (eng. HIT)

I think I went to school with the chick second from the left...

it's like one of those family photos that your mother just keeps insisting you get closer towards your sibling

Um...

Is THAT Sam "The Screamin Man" Kinnasan ? 3rd guy to the right?

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Surprised there hasn't been a reunion tour announced yet.

The name alone...

Tag Team Wrestlers and drumsticks

but but... how???

The one on the left: "Dude my mom said no more stealing makeup"

The drummer’s kinda cute.

The two on the right...a ventriloquist and his dummy! Lol

Looks like they got in their moms makeup

No. Just NO. Notice how not many of these men in these pics have tattoos? They might have helped a little. A LITTLE. As in MINISCULE.

The drummer looks 14 and the man to the right of him 40ish lol

I hope this isn't what they do full time

"The Namby-Pambies"

Look, there goes our career

I see some Klingons circling Uranus.

Im picking up on some notes of w***y wonka with a hint of drugs and alcohol.

is this whole post a photoshoot of Manowar? xD

Good old times :_D

No ragrets

That eye makeup took some skill. And a steady hand.

That safety pin!

this looks like it came out of some sort of medieval war movie

Now, for the photo shoot, steal your sister's workout clothes.

Boy, did you eat Gene Simmons ?

Gave them an upvote simply for the name of the band!!!

A relatively recent metal band, here. These guys got Christopher Lee (Saruman the Wizard, from LotR) to voice story-telling interludes on one of their prog metal albums. How awesome is that?

Frankie goes to Hollywood, the later years.

If you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else!

Please tell me their band name is Die-abetes.

Baby: "I was told I could take a picture with the teletubbies. They lied."

Mom, is that you?

damn… his cat was Walking across his keyboard computer and that's how he gets his names

Their logo reminds me of Al's men's support group "No M'am" on Married With Children

These guys do not take themselves too serious. Chapeau!

Looks like Batman could use a new cape.

Midnight was a damn good singer...

Takes name of band wayyyy to literally!

Looks like REO Speedwagon on Halloween

Put down the crack pipe!

no, he isn't Michael Angelo Batio, he is Randy Piper from W.A.S.P. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Piper

When you let your sister do your make up

I bet some of those poses weren't easy to hold.

The despairing guy in the middle has just realised that no one remembered to bring a basketball.

They're wearing 3 different bands shirts, this is not a band, just some fans.