37 Awkward Metal Band Photos That Are So Bad They’re Good

Man, oh man!

Fantastic shoes!

Romance novel cover casting call

Anyway, here's Wonderwall

Lemmy think about this for a second

this is so bad, it stays bad.

Look, there goes our career

I see some Klingons circling Uranus.

Im picking up on some notes of w***y wonka with a hint of drugs and alcohol.

is this whole post a photoshoot of Manowar? xD

Good old times :_D

No ragrets

That eye makeup took some skill. And a steady hand.

That safety pin!

Black metal?

The guy in the front is cracking me up! The guy in the back in the middle looks like Lamont from Sanford and Son. XD!

Black Death...sounds legit.

The true Black Metal

HEY YOU! Look at this skull!

The guy in the back right corner looks very uncomfortable lol

That's a LOT of Jerri curl...

They looked awesome and were really good. Check out the song "The Scream of the Iron Messiah".

WhAAAAARRrrg!!!!

Could this be the very first "black metal" band?

The Juice

just doin' the haka

Black Dorks

Lionel Richie, is that YOU in the back??

The varying levels of enthusiasm make me rather confused. Guy on the right looks badass though.

I think they look great.

this looks like it came out of some sort of medieval war movie

Now, for the photo shoot, steal your sister's workout clothes.

Boy, did you eat Gene Simmons ?

Gave them an upvote simply for the name of the band!!!

A relatively recent metal band, here. These guys got Christopher Lee (Saruman the Wizard, from LotR) to voice story-telling interludes on one of their prog metal albums. How awesome is that?

Frankie goes to Hollywood, the later years.

If you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else!

Please tell me their band name is Die-abetes.

Baby: "I was told I could take a picture with the teletubbies. They lied."

Mom, is that you?

damn… his cat was Walking across his keyboard computer and that's how he gets his names

Their logo reminds me of Al's men's support group "No M'am" on Married With Children

These guys do not take themselves too serious. Chapeau!

Looks like Batman could use a new cape.

Midnight was a damn good singer...

Takes name of band wayyyy to literally!

Looks like REO Speedwagon on Halloween

Put down the crack pipe!

no, he isn't Michael Angelo Batio, he is Randy Piper from W.A.S.P. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Piper

When you let your sister do your make up

I bet some of those poses weren't easy to hold.

The despairing guy in the middle has just realised that no one remembered to bring a basketball.

They're wearing 3 different bands shirts, this is not a band, just some fans.