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Metal music has a reputation for being hard and aggressive, a celebration of the darker side of life. Something happened with the '80s styles, however, with a baffling infusion of glam that spawned a big-haired, face-painted look. This bizarre mix of makeup and macho macabre left an unforgettable mark on metal bands, with some attempts to nail the look coming up hilariously short.
We here at Bored Panda have decided to celebrate this strange period of 80s fashion in music history, with a selection of the funniest and most awkward photos from heavy metal band photoshoots. Scroll down below to check the album covers out for yourself and let us know what you think in the comments!
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CheeseOnToast 6 years ago
The despairing guy in the middle has just realised that no one remembered to bring a basketball.
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What do you think ?
Random Panda 6 years ago (edited)
Back when men could have long hair and make-up, and that didn't make them "feminine". Can we bring this concept back?
djinnjeannie 6 years ago
But how would the tumblr generation feel special if they were aware that people were gender non conforming long before they were born?
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Devin Robinson 6 years ago
I just scrolled through a bunch of dudes having the absolute time of their lives. Rock on mates!
TJler 6 years ago
This is both astonishing and subliminal I love the message this sends to all the young cross dressers out there today. Thanks!
diane a 6 years ago
You are welcome - people can dress as they wish. Wether they look cool or ridiculous is entirely their choice
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Sarah Luna 6 years ago
I've been married for over 20 years to a man who's been drumming for over 35 years so unfortunately, I know more of these bands than I care to admit.
April Simnel 6 years ago
Well. If it wasn't for Little Richard and Marc Bolan to lead the way, where would all those guys have been?
kathryn stretton 6 years ago
First time I have ever scrolled past everything just to comment. Saw the first few and really cringed so much I am dying. Trouble is, I thought they were cool then !!! Born 1955. Forgive me please.
diane a 6 years ago (edited)
Some of the guys werwe pretty hot though. Despite probably smelling of leather and baby oil. I seriously couldnt have gone out with a guy whos hair was way better then mine - just couldnt
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Tomas Ericson 5 years ago
90 % of the bands on the list that are actual 80s heavy metal bands look cool.
Jackie Butts 6 years ago
These guys are probably all Grandpas now...telling their grandkids about the good ol' days.
Meyer Weinstock 6 years ago
I have one Polaroid picture, and I'm not posting it. -Dr. M, former guitarist
Heidi Matsumoto 6 years ago
I wonder what they feel now as they're looking at their photos... but yeah,..,, X Japan was a legend!
Aahzmandus Pervect 6 years ago
It would be so much cooler if all the photos showed actual bands, not some kids with makeup and parodies.
Ash 6 years ago
I know that fashion and expressing sexuality was different back then, but I would love to be a fly on the wall when conversations about clothes and costumes for photoshoots and shows happened. Like, they all agreed that those were the best options? bahahaha
Oathbraker 6 years ago
I feel like Steel Panther should be on this list. Though they are a comedy band and do it intentionally. Also The Black Satans. And most black metal actually. Black metal is always so serious that I often find it funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rviRs5PLqy4
William Teach 6 years ago
Of course, the majority of these bands are completely unknown. But are still probably better than today's hit "music".
Random Panda 6 years ago (edited)
Back when men could have long hair and make-up, and that didn't make them "feminine". Can we bring this concept back?
djinnjeannie 6 years ago
But how would the tumblr generation feel special if they were aware that people were gender non conforming long before they were born?
Load More Replies... Devin Robinson 6 years ago
I just scrolled through a bunch of dudes having the absolute time of their lives. Rock on mates!
TJler 6 years ago
This is both astonishing and subliminal I love the message this sends to all the young cross dressers out there today. Thanks!
diane a 6 years ago
You are welcome - people can dress as they wish. Wether they look cool or ridiculous is entirely their choice
Load More Replies... Sarah Luna 6 years ago
I've been married for over 20 years to a man who's been drumming for over 35 years so unfortunately, I know more of these bands than I care to admit.
April Simnel 6 years ago
Well. If it wasn't for Little Richard and Marc Bolan to lead the way, where would all those guys have been?
kathryn stretton 6 years ago
First time I have ever scrolled past everything just to comment. Saw the first few and really cringed so much I am dying. Trouble is, I thought they were cool then !!! Born 1955. Forgive me please.
diane a 6 years ago (edited)
Some of the guys werwe pretty hot though. Despite probably smelling of leather and baby oil. I seriously couldnt have gone out with a guy whos hair was way better then mine - just couldnt
Load More Replies... Tomas Ericson 5 years ago
90 % of the bands on the list that are actual 80s heavy metal bands look cool.
Jackie Butts 6 years ago
These guys are probably all Grandpas now...telling their grandkids about the good ol' days.
Meyer Weinstock 6 years ago
I have one Polaroid picture, and I'm not posting it. -Dr. M, former guitarist
Heidi Matsumoto 6 years ago
I wonder what they feel now as they're looking at their photos... but yeah,..,, X Japan was a legend!
Aahzmandus Pervect 6 years ago
It would be so much cooler if all the photos showed actual bands, not some kids with makeup and parodies.
Ash 6 years ago
I know that fashion and expressing sexuality was different back then, but I would love to be a fly on the wall when conversations about clothes and costumes for photoshoots and shows happened. Like, they all agreed that those were the best options? bahahaha
Oathbraker 6 years ago
I feel like Steel Panther should be on this list. Though they are a comedy band and do it intentionally. Also The Black Satans. And most black metal actually. Black metal is always so serious that I often find it funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rviRs5PLqy4
William Teach 6 years ago
Of course, the majority of these bands are completely unknown. But are still probably better than today's hit "music".
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