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Someone Writes Hilarious Animal Reviews, And The Reason Why Dogs Get Only 4 Out Of 5 Stars Will Crack You Up
What's your favorite animal? We all have our preferences, often formed when we are kids and based on not much in particular. Mine is a fox, mainly because my favorite football team is nicknamed the Foxes, and they are clever and sly. Now Charlie, the brains behind 'Welcome to my meme page' has started giving the best reviews on animals in a tongue-in-cheek way, and they are tons of fun to read.
“I've been trying out different sorts of comedy writing formats for a while,” Charlie told Bored Panda. “Ideas come out of nowhere. One day I thought a funny review of Snakes would be hilarious and it got very popular, and I realized I could probably do a lot more of these without it getting too old.”
Such has been the popularity of Charlie's fake reviews, a book is now on the way. “A funny book of these reviews is in the works as well as a storybook and a mixed media variety book,” he told us. “I am a full-time writer - people seem to enjoy my stuff, and I somehow can attract an audience online with my sense of humor, so it seemed foolish not to try and see where I can take that.”
“My stuff helped me land me a job as a script intern on Conan for my last semester of college, and something about my experience working there and getting to talk to professional writers and comedians told me that I ought to try this for real. Books and games are in the works!”
Charlie really does have a knack for making people laugh, and his first batch of funny animal reviews prove it. From Badgers (sad creatures) to ants (unstoppable) these reviews hilariously highlight the pros and cons of individual species, with the absurdity of it all sure to bring an idiotic smile to your dial! If you just can't get enough, we have a previous post based on Amazon-style animal reviews that you can find here. Scroll down below to check them all out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!
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Ants
CultOfBambi 7 years ago
Consider me ashamed of myself for being a space cadet and playing Jumpy Jumpy Shooty Shooty bing bing wahoo VIDEO GAMES!
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Elephants
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Spiders
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Snakes
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Parasitic Roundworms
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Tables
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Turtles
Hemrich Gundesalf 7 years ago
Why stop with your finger. Try other body parts. Be imaginative. Post it on Youtube. Do not blame me.
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Kathy Baylis 7 years ago
I'm "that" weirdo who will stop my car to rescue a turtle off the road (non-poisonous snakes too---poisonous ones are on their own, sorry). I always put them well into the side of the road---in the direction in which they were facing or walking!---and out of the way of traffic. Even platter sized snapping turtles who are always ill-tempered and ungrateful for my help (and I have a nice snapper mouth-shaped scar on my arm to prove it).
Gerry Higgins 7 years ago
If you'd heard turtles have sex you'd deduct a star or two.... they are LOUD {google it}
Pattie Kelly 7 years ago
Yes most turtles make great pets for kids but don't let them near a snapping turtle they will bite you pretty bad a minus one star for that for sure.
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Birds
lazy panda 7 years ago
I must be tired because "eat our seeds and then go CACK" nearly made me spit coffee on my desk.
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Jellyfish
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Moths
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Crabs
Happiness is Hippo 7 years ago
"If you're too beautiful, the crabs might pinch you and never let go" made me choke on my tea!
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Bears
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Badgers
If you enjoy witty humor and creative perspectives, you won't want to miss exploring the endless possibilities of meme culture. The way memes can take a serious topic and flip it into something that makes us laugh is a skill shared by creatives like Charlie.
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Fajarjarjar 7 years ago
I rate this post 2 stars out of 5 for their hillarious writing style. 3 star has been deducted because there is no f*****g CAT in it!!!
Toby Comics 7 years ago
I rate Fajarjarjar 4/5 stars for making this joke. One star has been deducted because idk
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CultOfBambi 7 years ago
So funny! Exactly what is required as an antidote to reading the news these days!
Signe Manat Hansen 7 years ago
4/5 would read again. One point is deducted for contempt of badgers.
Captain Marvel 7 years ago
I rate this post 4/5 stars, 1 star has been deducted because there isn't MORE!
Susan Mercurio 7 years ago
I LMAO! Deduct one star for leaving out possums! (See comment under "Raccoons")
Tanya Viljoen 7 years ago
Started reading this in Dungeon Keeper Gold narrator guy's voice at some point. Flowerhat.
noitall man 7 years ago
I refuse to rate this post simply because someone beat me too it. I take several deductions, Which lowers my gross income.
Fajarjarjar 7 years ago
I rate this post 2 stars out of 5 for their hillarious writing style. 3 star has been deducted because there is no f*****g CAT in it!!!
Toby Comics 7 years ago
I rate Fajarjarjar 4/5 stars for making this joke. One star has been deducted because idk
Load More Replies... CultOfBambi 7 years ago
So funny! Exactly what is required as an antidote to reading the news these days!
Signe Manat Hansen 7 years ago
4/5 would read again. One point is deducted for contempt of badgers.
Captain Marvel 7 years ago
I rate this post 4/5 stars, 1 star has been deducted because there isn't MORE!
Susan Mercurio 7 years ago
I LMAO! Deduct one star for leaving out possums! (See comment under "Raccoons")
Tanya Viljoen 7 years ago
Started reading this in Dungeon Keeper Gold narrator guy's voice at some point. Flowerhat.
noitall man 7 years ago
I refuse to rate this post simply because someone beat me too it. I take several deductions, Which lowers my gross income.
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