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People lie. It’s no secret. But when you realize the extent to which they do this online, you might just lose a large chunk of your faith in humanity.
That’s where the ‘Yeah That Definitely Happened’ Instagram page comes in. The page names and shames the folks who make stuff up on the internet, all for the sake of getting attention. And the lies they come up with are so ridiculous, they’re as funny as they are sad.
Scroll down for the best of the worst, and some blatant internet lies that would even make Pinocchio blush with shame.
Bored Panda got in touch with the current owner of the Instagram page, Jordanna, who took over from the previous owner, Erin. "She came up with the idea for the account because she was really sick of seeing all the fake stories around, and thought making an account to call them out would be a good idea. It took off and this is where we are now. I became an admin, and after Erin left, I became the owner. Lexi and Ethan are our two other admins!" Jordanna shared with us.
Bored Panda also reached out to entertainment, pop culture, and lifestyle expert Mike Sington to get his opinion on why some people make stuff up on social media. He agreed that it's done for attention. "Getting clicks and amassing followers on social media is how success is defined. For many, it becomes addictive, and the more attention your social media gets, it actually creates an adrenaline rush." He added: "The monster feeds itself."
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Charlie does cartwheels 3 years ago
The best part is that she negates her daughter’s intelligence to prove her point about being anti-vax. “Nope; she’s just not vaccinated”. Ok, so not vaccinated OR advanced for her age. Good work, Mum!
Candia Lee 3 years ago
The implication is that all kids would be "advanced for their age" if only they hadn't been vaccinated. Twisted logic.
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Jo Choto 3 years ago
Sentences that have never, ever been said by anyone: "She's so cognitive".
Lee 3 years ago
Especially when the parent doesn't say what the kid did to earn that compliment. Usually in these stories the kid is talking well above their age level or something like that. Not here. The kid is so far above their age group a stranger can just see it, I guess.
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fu yu 3 years ago
This crap doesn't even happen in the "Land of Pretend'. I strongly recommend this lady get a life and head back to the planet of 'Get Real'.
Eliza Osenbaugh-Stewart 3 years ago
This is totally made up. No one says 'she's so cognitive.' People use regular words like smart or intelligent in causal remarks to strangers
Debbie Burton 3 years ago
My daughter was very advanced at 16/17 mths.... had all her vaccinations.
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
We used to get a baby starter pack, don't know if it is still a thing, where you would be given the essentials for when you have a newborn baby. I think it was from boots. I heard that there is an anti-vaxxer version where there is a voucher for a free childs coffin included
The founder of the 'Yeah That Definitely Happened' page told Bored Panda that it is difficult to decide what to post and what to ignore. "People's ideas of what is believable and what isn't are all very different. I like to stay on the safe side and post the stories that I'm sure aren't possible at all and are also just entertaining and funny," Jordanna told Bored Panda. She explained what her process is when deciding whether or not to feature a post on the account.
"You'll notice a lot of our posts involve clapping, or people getting congratulated on something that's really cringey or mundane. Usually, we look for those things, or we look for things that seem really improbable. Sometimes, I won't post a story cause I'll think, 'Nah, that definitely could have happened.' But usually, I will post stories that seem to get called out as fake consistently," she said.
Jordanna definitely believes that people make up fake posts online for attention and validation. "A lot of stories, I feel, are exaggerated, and are based on things that almost happened," she said that many people embellish the truth based on what they hope would have happened.
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#2
Ersin Tek 3 years ago (edited)
I need to correct that. As I had a small restaurant before I have to say that receipt is 99% legit. As when you call for order rather than online, the staff use the same system and take notes.
Ersin Tek 3 years ago
I had it long time ago and not in US. But as that might seem surprising to US citizens that my country has developed the oldest and biggest online food delivery company. Which I had most of my sales at the time. I highly doubt that it is not allowed to Call and order in US. And it is most like less happening day by day, THAT IS THE REASON THEY USE THE SAME SYSTEM :) Recently Dominos in my country did something similar and wrote to the DELIVERY INSTRUCTIONS “The cheap guy tries to get it free” reffering he ordered pizza and get it free due to company policy of 30m delivery. I really surprise how us people can be so self centered and ignorant sometimes
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Daniel Marsh 3 years ago
Successful advertising. I checked out who he was on YouTube. His best-of-Vines is funny.
Mikey Kliss 3 years ago
Oh No!! I like Thomas but ya that sounds like something he'd probably put. Sure its a joke though
#3
Mad Dragon 3 years ago
You’re not “doing your own research” unless you’re a scientist and you set up a lab and hold trials. If you don’t do that, you’re just Googling in hopes of finding the answer you want.
Jo Choto 3 years ago
Yeah, you do your elementary level "research" and pretend the trained experts know nothing.
"Like perhaps OP got insulted and then came up with a great comeback later, and decided to write the story up and post it. I feel like the attention they get from it validates them and makes them feel important, and just writing the scenario out often gives them more power in that situation, too. They have control over the narrative now and can change it to suit them," she shared her thoughts with Bored Panda.
According to Jordanna, everyone has an angle and an agenda. "A lot of stories are also written with the intention of making certain groups of people look bad. Sexist men, for example, may write a story that makes a feminist look incredibly bad (fake encounters with a rad fem.) Or a radical feminist might exaggerate their encounters with men to push the idea that 'all men are bad.' Transphobes and racists often do the same. A lot of extremists post stories, especially on sites such as Reddit, I've found, in order to push their extreme personal views and back them up with an encounter that never happened."
#4
J Garza 3 years ago
Why do they always screw up the age? Just say you were 9 or 10. And what do they have against Tylenol now?
Shelli PL 3 years ago
Yeah I thought the same. Idiot doesn’t know it’s aspirin she was supposed to say.
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fu yu 3 years ago
After returning to my body, I proceeded to jump onto a lake and walk on water.
Vic 3 years ago
And turn turned the water into wine, but couldn't drink it because of the drinking age limit..
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Alma Muminovic 3 years ago
This is one of the most pathetic things I’ve honestly ever heard online.
Wondering Alice 3 years ago
Too be fair, I do have a rather similar memory. I kind of thought it was one of those odd false memories until I told my mum one day, and she said it was close to how she remembered it to. The message I was 'given' was 'keep the crocodile '. Not sure I even knew what that was. To be clear, I am NOT an ant-vaxer it is my belief that anyone reacting badly to a vaccine would not survive the virus. I also don't have a crocodile
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Andy Acceber 3 years ago (edited)
It's hard to be 15. It's tempting to try on different personalities, and it's good to be confident. But this one crossed the line a mile ago. Rein it in, kid.
Becky Samuel 3 years ago
+100 internet points for using 'rein' instead of 'reign'.
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Dirk Daring 3 years ago
"I'm highly trained, and self educated" is the same as "I invented a new martial art, and promoted myself to 9th degree black belt"
DelvianBlue 3 years ago
And also, not at all hard to calculate if you have some basic understanding of orbitals and the ability to add and subtract.
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Csaba Hegedűs 3 years ago
He/she must mean the quantum physics in sci-fi and Marvel movies where they are basically used as magic.
Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago (edited)
Read s**t on Google/Wikipedia(which can be edited). Wait, that is still too far of a stretch.
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Tony Anderson 3 years ago
"[E]lectrons in . . ." *turns page, not realizing two are stuck together* "...nucleus."
Davo gifman 3 years ago
I have a low IQ. An even I knew that there's no electrons in an atomic nucleus. 🤣
Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago
Same. Idk my IQ but it's probably not high.
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troufaki13 3 years ago
Both comments are very rude. Second one was also hurtful on purpose, if it's true
Cvt Fsn HeadtoHeels 3 years ago
Hurtful but justified in my eyes. Also its funny AF.
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Jace 3 years ago
If the other person is rude, be the better one and behave nicely. Show them who is really civilized and it has nothing to do with what language you speak.
MandiMay 3 years ago
Why? Who do you think received that lesson? Someone said something rude, you walk away saying nothing in general. Do you think the rude person recognized their error or your superiority? Do you feel better about saying nothing? Better to put someone in their place. Apparently up until that point no one else has. Maybe they will think twice about it next time. That's the better outcome.
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Hollywood's Ultimate Insider, Mike, told Bored Panda that one way to realize that someone's unable to balance the role of social media in their lives is that they begin to lie or bend the truth online.
"A good sign of people going overboard in seeking attention and recognition on social media is when they start exaggerating or making things up. If you find yourself doing that, stop and check yourself, and maybe realign your priorities in life," he suggested.
Mike also shared with Bored Panda some ways to tell if a certain tweet or post might be made up. It's a good thing to trust your gut, as well as your mind. "If a post seems particularly outrageous, or too good to be true, it may be made up. Even if someone else is posting the same thing, that doesn’t make it true, because it could simply be a re-post from the original poster," the expert said.
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D F 3 years ago
Maybe they’re just lying! Why does everything have to be about race ?!🙄
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I'mNotARoboat 3 years ago
Oh man, what a silly name to begin with but I read it as "Lily Achty" until I realized what it actually was.
Micah 3 years ago
Seriously, why tag the one person that can call you out on your lie?
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Erik Granqvist 3 years ago
Dad could be like me - I have a real problem remember how people look, and to recognize them.
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
I really don't care where your a*****e dad sat and with whom he sat!
Troux 3 years ago
This person said their dad was next to a celeb on a plane. That celeb replied that they were at home, not on any plane.
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Joran Quinten 3 years ago
Also the leftover crumbs of the cookie reassembled into Jesus and turn the fish into wine, for which there was a thunderous applause
Load More Replies... Charlie does cartwheels 3 years ago
So some kid fed a rare species of fish an actual cookie, it choked and the manager quit because they’d had enough of dealing with totally ignorant parents letting their kids run wild. Everyone clapped as said parent and child were escorted out.
laka puka 3 years ago
Fish eating cookies? They eat tiny little powdered things and you are saying it at a WHOLE cookie.
aaaggg hhh 3 years ago
I have a feeling that this was originally written in crayon all over the monitor screen.
Jef Bateman 3 years ago
I think it's parody, too, but it would have been more obvious if it had been, "All the fish started clapping, then gave us our drinks for free."
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Clare C 3 years ago
And then the kid took the fish home and taught it to walk and then it went to school and everyone clapped!
MikeWheelerFan 3 years ago
Well, technically all tanks are open, but usually the tops are not accessible to the public. I have seen low tanks, like at the Florida Aquarium’s wetlands exhibit. I guess you could feed a fish there, but there are so many keepers around there that it would be stupid.
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Csaba Hegedűs 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure the text was added digitally. Notice how similar the t's, e's and y's are, just to name a few.
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Vera 3 years ago
This is clearly not handwritten... I can just imagine him sneakingly writing this in Word, going through 150 fonts to choose a nice handwriting font, cropping the text, tiptoe to the printer at 3am, replace the the toner because the Yellow is empty, print this, cut it into a neat square and hide it inside. Probably went to the store alone the next day as well.
Terry Smith 3 years ago
look at the lettering on the note. It's clearly a typed font. Every e is identical et. al
"Your instincts can usually tell you when something is made up, and old-fashioned online sleuthing can usually confirm it," Mike told us.
The ‘Yeah That Definitely Happened’ Instagram page has just over 78k followers and invites them to send in their own submissions. So if you happen to stumble across something that fits the mood of the project, consider sending the screenshot over to the creator of the page.
However, one thing that they ask of their fans is that they check the posts to see if the particular screenshot has been posted before. If it has, it’s best to find something else to share. After all, fresh content is king, while reposting the same things over and over frequently would get stale quickly.
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Perfumista Perfumista 3 years ago
Once saw two kids on the sidewalk (in front of a guitar store), around 8 and 12 playing Stairway to Heaven. Gave me such hope for the future.
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RustyMouse 3 years ago
The store? The whole town is now known as Aidenville.
Load More Replies... Vic 3 years ago
People watching too many romcoms.. or suffering from delusions of grandeur..
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Charlie does cartwheels 3 years ago
Business advice. Because a barista has a lot of pull (or care) about growing profits at Starbucks 😂
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago
All other customers started clapping and cheering... And no one cried ?
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Beck 3 years ago
Because vaccines is the only thing a syringe is used for. Not taking blood or any thing
Bobby 3 years ago
and that looks like the syringe you give a child oral medicine with
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Andy Acceber 3 years ago
My baby then pulled the syringe out of trash and have your baby a lesson on pathology, infectious diseases, and the scientific method. #JustAsLikely
Daria B 3 years ago
And when your baby was done, mine took it, filled it with water and kept running around spraying people just for laughs
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Blackstone 3 years ago
I mean, I do believe this happened. My four year old repeats everything I say, too.
Load More Replies... Hemlock Tea 3 years ago
You need to reach her to dispose of her fake syringes properly, in a labeled fake sharps container
Jo Choto 3 years ago
Because a small child who has never been vaccinated knows all about the delivery method of vaccines?
Blackstone 3 years ago
If she has an antivax mom, you bet she does. I am sure she's been privy to many a rant.
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago
A friend of mine (REAL) please don't confuse with the imaginary ones.
Vicky Z 3 years ago
Well, good cause I'm tired of buying them!! If i can produce them it's better
Load More Replies... Charlie does cartwheels 3 years ago
Second time it has happened to that same (real) friend, or second time you’ve been witness to this atrocity? Either way, this is highly embarrassing for everyone involved. This one made me laugh, just imagining someone suddenly breathing in so hard they vacuum suck a mask not just off their mouth but one that is securely fastened behind their ears. Amazing.
Monica Hall 3 years ago
"The madness can't be allowed to go on." Well, you got that right, buddy.
Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago
The (real) part made me know it was going to be a stupid lie. They clearly don't have any real friends.
Jim Wamsley 3 years ago
And how do you know it is easy to do? Did you swallow yours? You couldn't tell your mask was going into your mouth? Were either of you trying to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and were too stupid to take your masks off?
Don't Look 3 years ago
So, first he’s got the biggest mouth out there. And second he’s got zero gag reflex. And then he swallowed a super dry face covering. He’s got some problems eh?
Julie Harden 3 years ago
At first, I didn't believe the friend was real...but then he reassured me he was, in fact, real.
There’s no shortage of misinformation, fake news, and simply downright lies on the internet. While some people clearly make stuff up to get attention, others do it with different goals in mind, whether they’re political, social, or other.
Joseph M. Pierre, a professor of psychiatry at the David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA, previously spoke to Bored Panda about conspiracy theories and the type of people who believe in misinformation.
Professor Pierre told us that conspiracy theorists tend to focus on certain historical events when choosing to twist the truth for whatever goals they have in mind.
#13
Nathaniel 3 years ago
"increases the risl of homosexuality" I was a 38 year old heterosexual male before I got my first covid jab. Now I am gayer than Elton John's walk in wardrobe. Be warned.
Guido Pisano 3 years ago
I thought that vaccines gayfication was like a switch. First one makes you gay (or straight if you're already) second turns you straight again third gay and so on... So if you've odd number of vaccines you change orientation otherwise you remain how you was
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olx 3 years ago
INCREASE THE RISK OF HOMOSEXUALITY IM DYINGGGGG "hello, im here to recieve my moderna yassification jab today?"
Queerios 3 years ago
MODERNA YASSIFICATION JAB LOL I wish I could upvote this more 😭
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V V 3 years ago
I love how all the toddlers in these stories have the vocabulary skills of grown a$$ adults.
Ethan Lang 3 years ago
I know right? My toddler younger brother simply screams at us, why doesn’t he have the grammar of an English teacher yet?? Are these posts lying to me?
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Emily M 3 years ago
I especially like the old lady appearing like some kind of Yoda at the end
RaroaRaroa 3 years ago
The old lady whose husband died. The husband who probably only got to be old by having his vaccinations.
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Perniculous 3 years ago
This is funny, but remember: these people actually truly exist in our world. Like they are real humans that are breeding. Think about that. I'll give you all the time you need.
Blackstone 3 years ago
I'm my limited personal experience, I can't help but notice they tend to breed a lot. That may not be true everywhere, but all the antivaxers I know have at least three kids. The dark part of me jokes that it's because they have to make back-ups in case one gets sick, but honestly it's just kind of depressing.
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Charlie does cartwheels 3 years ago
It’s terrifying that these people walk among us. Imagine being out, just doing your thing getting groceries and this person adds themselves to a conversation to aggressively assert that vaccines cause homosexuality. And they are deadpan serious!!
Florence 3 years ago
i got the vaccine and the next day when i woke up my wrist wouldn’t stay straight
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
I got one of the vaccines and all of a sudden i have a beautiful singing voice? Help?
Load More Replies... Dorothy Parker 3 years ago
The stats about autism were proven to have been falsified. No cancer correlation. And they should have banned Judy Garland and Barbra Streisand from the beginning.
Carrie Smith 3 years ago
Yah, the dude who claimed Autism made up that information because he was paid by ANOTHER vaccination company with the intent of saying something like "but this one is safe" or some b******t. He had lost his license, has never been published, and I believe he's in jail now. But anti-vaxxers cling to him like he's a God.
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lgbt_squid.12 3 years ago
If it makes ya gayer please get it. We need more gays in this world 😂
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Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago
Dumbest conversation ever with the theatre chorus.
Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago
I take it he was the only one in the cinema and the rest were his imaginary friends
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KJ 3 years ago
Which museum? Oh it has since burnt down with the 100% loss of all art, convenient!
fu yu 3 years ago
In France mind you. Seems like the only true part of this story is the part about taking drugs...bet it was an aspirin
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Oopsydaisy 3 years ago
The Last Super. I presume this was the one from your apartment block who retired, and then you did a painting of The Next Super.
LH25 3 years ago
Pretty much what I was thinking. Assuming this is true on any level (and it's not), they painted a copy of another painting.
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Lucus Adams 3 years ago (edited)
Well see I can't prove it because on the day my exhibit opened everyone started crying and clapping. The tears formed a massive flood which weakened the structure of the building, which unfortunately collapsed from the vibrations of all the clapping.
He also noted that the only spike of conspiracy theories in recent modern history was during the communist ‘red scare’ in the 1950s.
“It is true that certain historical events do tend to attract conspiracy theories and there is evidence that times of societal upheaval or crisis when people are feeling unsafe and desperate for clarity offer a kind of fertile soil for conspiracy theory beliefs,” he told Bored Panda.
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Lady Goldberry 3 years ago
Ah...remember the days when you'd let strangers inject your child in the park?
Jo Johannsen 3 years ago
Then eat something that you're allergic to, offered by a stranger.
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Pat Head 3 years ago
I don't know about y'all, but I'm at a full standing ovation right now, and so is my dog who showed me this post.
Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago
Did they really think, at any point, that anyone would believe this shite?
Cvt Fsn HeadtoHeels 3 years ago
This has to be satire right? I've read this plenty and the way its written just makes it seem like a parody. The only people who can't mind their business and who will confront others for eating nuts or whatever seems like the antivaxxers.
Miriam L 3 years ago
Yeah, something about the writing style (clear grammar and proper spelling, lots of adverbs, the way actions and dialogue are so neatly remembered) really reads like someone sat for a long time and edited this for a specific affect.
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Allen Lavine 3 years ago
Let me fix this story they was at the park shooting heroin when a person walked up to them and said you can't do that here then there eyes rolled in there head they vomit and passed out woke up in the hospital and that's the best lie they thought of when the cops came
Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago (edited)
Injecting strangers and their children in a park, also you would kill people injecting essential oil into them.
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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 3 years ago
I read this in Murray Goldberg's voice lol
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Ray Martin 3 years ago
This one could be true, because a five year old will generally parrot any insane bollocks their parent says.
Blackstone 3 years ago (edited)
For real. There's this one particular Brightside video on YouTube that annoys the absolute snot out of me. It's these rebus puzzles done with emojis, but they are just so absolutely "poorly done". I put "poorly done" in quotes because that's exactly what I ranted about when I saw the video the first time. (I'm sorry but 🦟+🧈 is "mosquito butter", not butterfly). So now she will ask to watch that video and then yell at the TV that "it's poorly done". Oops. I now know I have to be careful what I rant, because I never know when it's going to make an impression.
Load More Replies... Jo Choto 3 years ago
Interestingly, it turns out that an anagram of "proud mother" is "complete moron".
Ten myrie 3 years ago
i am such an idiot, I was rlly looking at this and wndring if you were serious-
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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago
It reminds me of religious indoctrination of children. Get them while they're young, bash it into their heads and they'll be scared for life.
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Frankenfrog 3 years ago
That made me chuckle as well. Read it with Leslie Knope's voice.
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PandaGoPanda 3 years ago
Helluva difference between Shakespeare's style and ANY modern US President's.
Lady Goldberry 3 years ago
'Oh! What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive'
Ray Martin 3 years ago
The most creative thing that particular President wrote, was a Sharpie line on a weather map.
Laura Mende (Human) 3 years ago
Clapping. In their faces. With pans and bricks...
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“Over the past 60 years, the assassination of JFK, the death of Princess Diana, and 9/11 are the most obvious examples of national traumas surrounded by conspiracy theory beliefs,” the expert went into detail.
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Ray Martin 3 years ago
One was quite acute little angle, but the other was obtuse.
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Got Myself 4 Dwarves 3 years ago
You could say her "angles" got right to the point *insert drum noise* - I apologise....I'll show myself out
Ethan Lang 3 years ago
Why would you fantasize about your kids fighting a literal armed criminal with the possibility of being shot? and for only $200?
Vicky Z 3 years ago
Yeah!! Give us 5000!! I have a 5 year old niece that is very strong😅
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Julie Harden 3 years ago
Yes, the police are known for carrying around 100 dollar bills on their person for situations just like this.
Trish Smith 3 years ago
Lol, I am amazed at the ignorance of a lot of people. Did you really think we would believe this BS??!!
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I'mNotARoboat 3 years ago (edited)
Oh no, people say that all the time but they are not correct. (Edit: I do apologise, Lynne Hammar. I misread your comment as "...said no one ever".)
Load More Replies... Blarrg 3 years ago
Did the mattress clap? Did Tinder clap? Did the twins have clap? So many questions...
Lazy Panda 3 years ago
Michigan clapped. It was just hard to hear because of the mitten.
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The “twins” are ms left hand and ms right hand.. you can barely tell them apart 😁
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Ethan Lang 3 years ago
Sorry to tell you but your comment is a lie as well :(
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Immortal Emperor Paradox 3 years ago
She be like, "No, I don't get paid enough for this shiet."
Load More Replies... Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago
Teacher: “who cares. I’ll give them a zero. They don’t pay me enough to cringe this hard.”
DelvianBlue 3 years ago
More likely the teacher gave the student a zero and later called the parents about the student refusing to do work.
Don't Look 3 years ago
Let’s say this was what actually happened. The teacher literally gave up.
Maya Forbes 3 years ago
For a second I thought this was that vampire girl from the other BP article about people lying on the internet. #16, https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-awkward-cringey-people/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
VulcansAreSexy 3 years ago
And the teacher rolled her eyes so hard they fell out and rolled across the floor
Sabrina Fisher 3 years ago
Teacher probably just reported you to a watch list. But THANK GOD you didn't have to write a poem!
“We should acknowledge that many conspiracy theories, like the idea that the Earth is flat, aren’t really based on any kind of obvious traumatic event,” he added that not all misinformation, fake news, and made-up ‘facts’ are associated with traumatic events.
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aaaggg hhh 3 years ago
....and then the Filet O'Fish spit water into the manager's mouth and everyone applauded and he quit.
Jo Choto 3 years ago
What the hell kind of recipe can you come up with, when there's nothing but pre-prepared frozen stuff that you microwave?
Vicky Z 3 years ago
My grandma was saying that when you cook with love it does make a difference😏
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LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
At least he didn't say "chef at McDonald's" I was honestly surprised I didn't read that 🤣
Load More Replies... Charlie does cartwheels 3 years ago
Do you know how many people have to be consulted to change the brand of napkins used at McDonald’s? But yes. Add a random person’s suggestion to the menu at whim.
Phil Parker 3 years ago
I really hate when they leave our the clapping....that's what we're here for.
Lorrie Rothstein 3 years ago
Yeah sure.Because mcdonalds just let's people come in the kitchen
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K Witmer 3 years ago
Weird internet males need to get offline. They think social media is real life.
Jef Bateman 3 years ago
When somebody starts punching the sidewalk it's a pretty good time to leave. That girl has interesting taste in men - Chad dodged a bullet.
Wonderful 3 years ago
I remember about 14-15 years ago I was at work (I worked at a tattoo shop) and this kid comes in. We had tattooed and pierced him before so we all say hi to him and he goes ,"hey I have something to show you guys." So a couple of us go outside and he walks to a car with a busted windshield and points at it and says, "check out what I did cause I was mad." (Paraphrasing here <--) An he holds up his bandaged hand. It was like he wanted us to pat him on the back and congratulate him. It was so awkward and weird. We just kinda all nodded and made our way back inside. Awkward. Poor kid needed more help than a tattoo artist could give him that's for sure...
RandomX123 3 years ago
When you don't transform into a Titan and, instead of staying shut about it, make up a b******t story online
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Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago
Acid doesn’t turn you into a raging dork of a liar.
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CaptainDinosaur 3 years ago
Next time I'm getting s**t from the bossman, Ima drop my crabcore stance and bree bree his ass. Rawr!
Monday 3 years ago
Pretty sure I just lost braincells. For your own safety folks, don't read this one.
M 3 years ago
I'm...so confused. Is this an alien trying to explain human mating ritual to his buddies? Should I learn how to do a "crabcore stance" for my next salary negotiation at work? Do we go around pretending to be dinosaurs to attract mates in 2022? Is this how the new post-covid wasteland works now (haven't left my house in 2 years)? Quick, someone help me.
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
Sorry, I am lost at sea with this one as well - also I do not own a ukulele, either. We are doomed!
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Moosy Girl 3 years ago
Someone should send this script to David Lynch, and let him use his own interpretation of the words bree bree and crabcore…
Ray Martin 3 years ago
I think this is the same guy who can calculate valence electrons in a nucleus, only after one too many smoothies.
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago
I'm from Portugal, I speak portuguese. He is a gangster, he speaks... 🤔
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The professor told Bored Panda that the people who tend to believe in conspiracy theories are usually those who see the world in a very black-or-white way: they see history as a struggle between good and evil, and don’t tend to notice nuances or subtleties.
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RustyMouse 3 years ago
I miss the part where "everybody was clapping". Isn't that a mandatory element of these stories?
MissyTheUniverse 3 years ago
You woke up from your dream before you could finish the sentence?
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totally a german 3 years ago
the way they are dressed make them seem like a woman, with the long hair, and eyeliner, if you make a quick glance they do kinda look like a woman.
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DontCallMeShaun 3 years ago (edited)
This person kinda looks like a stoned/drunk version of Noel Fielding. Or is that just me?
Blackstone 3 years ago (edited)
Not to brag, but I've also had someone look my direction and say something to the person behind me.
Dana Ondráčková 3 years ago
Welp as I say "There is a lid for every pot" we all have different taste
Davo gifman 3 years ago
Oh yeah you're a real catch. It looks like three fishermen as tried already.
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Just off camera is the rest of the boom that she tore off a trollboat.
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Got Myself 4 Dwarves 3 years ago
Why are these guys always annoying the crap out of baristas? Just shut up and take your damn sugar filled weird flavoured coffee and leave
Stephanie Barr 3 years ago
Right, why not bartenders since they're clearly inebriated.
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Abigail Hill 3 years ago
Hot take - nobody should have to apologize for something they had nothing to do with
Bobbie Meyers 3 years ago
What happened in days gone by was wrong on so many levels. However, I am not going to apologize for something I didn't do! I was not involved, you were not involved, no apologies needed!
Davo gifman 3 years ago (edited)
As a berista. I would have just wrote White. Because I've got other s**t to do!
Brenda 3 years ago (edited)
MY ancestors didn't do anything. We were poor Irish immigrants working in the coal mines or whatever we could. Just because I'm white doesn't mean I owe anyone anything. And I don't think blaming today's people for what their ancestors did over 150 years ago accomplishes anything. No born in the last 100 years thinks slavery was right, but some people still want all whites to "pay for it ". How does that make sense and what does it accomplish?
KurtCobainofficiallmao 3 years ago
as a black/mixed person I completely agree! But I must say some racist people still think racism is ok. But Thank you for bringing this up its true < 3
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Interesting. So despite his "name" on his cup, notice no one in his fantasy apologized. He fantasized over the applause and recognition for his stance rather than success in making the change he says he wants. So weird.
“People who believe in conspiracy theories are also often attracted to the Manichean narratives that conspiracy theories offer, involving battles of good and evil pitting against each other in an almost apocalyptic fashion. So, it should come as no surprise that conspiracy theories might sprout up from World War II—a real-life apocalyptic battle between good and evil,” the expert noted.
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Kriti Avantika 3 years ago
I tried to check in the comments if anyone had a explanation for it. Looks like we are all very very confused
Blackstone 3 years ago (edited)
I hate that "caps as screaming" is so engrained that I can't read her post without my little inner reading voice yelling. It phantom hurts my ears.
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Cookie Panda 3 years ago
If you had “homestuck cringe days” can you explain what homestuck is?
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J Garza 3 years ago
So...this one has a fantasy of keeping a guy in her closet and only feeding him Oreo cookies. Needs to be on some serious watch lists.
Ethan Lang 3 years ago
And under the scope of a trained sniper at all times
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Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago
That’s a very common expression. Like “my car decided to not start.” That’s not at all the problem with this story.
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Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago
138 and I'm a backwoods retired farmer. Don't know my head from my bumhole 99% of the time.
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El muerto 3 years ago
thank you for proving to us that: 1.- IQ is not a good measure of intelligence. 2.- that lying about having a high IQ, does make you look dummer than a donkey playing checkers
RoseTheMad 3 years ago
IQ isn't really a measure of overall intelligence if you ask me, it's only a small part of what may make a person intelligent. Most IQ tests revolve around visual/spatial awareness and problem solving, not anything to do with say.. literature, mathematics, geography/languages, etc etc. My IQ is above average but in other things I'm a complete dumbass.
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Magoomba 3 years ago
Yeah, he had already reached the adult reading level to take the test. Lol…
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Ash 3 years ago
I'm a card carrying member of MENSA, and most of the time I have the common sense of a f'ckin potato.
Blackstone 3 years ago (edited)
I don't know my IQ, but I have a master's degree. I once put the laundry in the bathroom sink instead of the washing machine and for a second just stood there because I couldn't figure out what the hell had just happened.
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Got Myself 4 Dwarves 3 years ago
Who actually gets given IQ tests in real life? Closest I've got is the Facebook ones
Lucus Adams 3 years ago
So 136 at 5 yrs old is equivalent to the expected knowledge of a 6 1/2 year old. That hardly speaks to anything measurable in the boastful fool you became with the post.
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Donkey boi 3 years ago
Also, it's a massive misrepresentation of history. Paul Revere wouldn't have shouted 'The British are coming' because he and everyone else WERE BRITTISH at the time!!!!! He would have most likely shouted 'The regulars are coming' or 'The military are coming'.
Reese2906Hi 3 years ago
and that is definitely what Paul Revere would have said
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Donnie Mc00 3 years ago
Another clown who doesn't know the difference between British and English.
Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago
In Wyoming it kind of doesn't surprise me. Education is failing in America especially in rural areas. I'm from rural US, however, and can picture a drunken farmhand doing this.
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Trish Smith 3 years ago
Whatever. When I worked in surgery, only the surgery mark the correct limb to be operated on, NOT the patient. Too many liability issues with that!!
Mistiekim 3 years ago
This - after being through several surgeries in my life I can tell you that there is no way they just hand you the marker. Sometimes the mark is only just a big R or L anyways. I think the only surgery where you ever get really marked up is for plastic surgery. They need to mark you where the cuts are going to be, since your body shape is going to be so different than how it is currently.
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Lsai Aeon 3 years ago
I actually did something similar when I was having my spinal cord stimulator replaced. Top one is supposed to say "No Glue" Should have had my son write it. The surgeon did say they got a good laugh out of it. 20210618_1...64b9f3.jpg 
Got Myself 4 Dwarves 3 years ago
I'm not mad at this one, I mean, it would've gained a giggle but not a whole 30 mins of cackling - I'm sure if it happened the surgeons were amused
XxInstantKarmaxX 3 years ago
The anesthesia would have worn off or would be wearing off. Since anesthesia can only be given in certain amounts at certain intervals, the surgery would have been considered too dangerous to go ahead.
Catarina 3 years ago
I can relate to this One. A few weeks ago i had to take an exame and was injected with something Radioactive. The nurse was telling me i had to drink 3lt of water to make ir exit my body . I asked her ir there was any chance i would Turn into the Hulk my kids would have loved that. She just told me No, sadly no
Lynne Hammar 3 years ago
my father once went in for hemorrhoid surgery, and he taped a note to his a$$hole, "please be gentle with me" ... the surgical team had a good laugh
totally german lol 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago
my dad, when having one of his balls removed, his doctor drew a sad face, and an arrow pointing to the correct ball. funniest s**t i ever heard.
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T'Mar of Vulcan 3 years ago
It's an urban legend. It was even used in Mzansi to advertise an airline.
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This is actually an ad that ran on South African tv's for a while. I think its even on youtube. its about tea. edit: without the swearing bit of course.
Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago
Looks like I know what I'm watching. Thanks for the heads up!!
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This just seems like someone had an idea for a little story scenario thing.
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
I can actually see this one happening as rude as some people are and entitled this is possible. I like the woman shes got class
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lgbt_squid.12 3 years ago
When ur sitting on the toilet waiting for the bathroom to be empty to take a p00, and then u hear a fish funeral going on in the stall next to u…
Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago
Delusional... I expected the person in the next stall would start playing bagpipes.
︎True crime obsessed 3 years ago
I don't want to be THAT guy but please don't put a beta fish in a bowl
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Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago
I've known well off business people with nose candy and liquor habits that do crap like this. I became an independent farmer for a reason. This is plausible.
Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago
I drunk the other half of the bottle... when I woke up, I'm too in Sweden, receiving a Nobel Prize because it turned I discovered something about particles... the most embarrassing part is that I was suposed to give a speech.
Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago
It's annoying, isn't it? It's always Sweden as well. There could be worse places, sure, but it's a pain getting back.
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Aisling Raye 3 years ago
Depending on where the op is from, that's a pretty long "plain" ride to still be black out drunk upon arrival. Getting wasted, buying a ticket, and taking a cab to the airport seems plausible. Getting through TSA, waiting around to board, finding your seat, sitting on the plane for hours and hours, getting off the plane, getting a hotel or finding somewhere to sleep, and then waking up....yeah no. Also, finding your luggage at baggage claim while wasted would be a nightmare. Lol
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Monday 3 years ago
Was this before or after you were arrested for assault and destruction of property?
redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago
After he was put in a mental institution for hallucinations
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Adreanne Woodard 3 years ago
You'd be paying for my phone, and hopefully the staff makes you clean the entire theatre
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Lennah Palbachm 3 years ago
I must admit, I would 100% do this, but I'd doubt I'd get a response
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Got Myself 4 Dwarves 3 years ago
If breaking bad taught me anything it's that making meth is rather complex and requires several different stages. I messed up plenty of experiments in uni chemistry labs, worst thing that happened was a broken flask
De Gueb 3 years ago
We used to make the PCB for are electronic projects. It involves the blank PCB with a photosensitive layer liquid to developed and sulfuric acid bath. I don't what what happen on day but we had to evacuate the second floor.
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Vetus Vespertilio 3 years ago
Still not as good as “Can you help me? I seem to have lost my Congressional Medal of Honor around here somewhere.”
Load More Replies... Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago
Yeah even if it’s fake, it’s not absurd and could easily happen.
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Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago
Who needs 5 years in medicine when Dr Google knows the answer. Pull the other leg it has bells on
Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago
It’s sad that your doctor looked something up? And you think that means that a text to a random stranger giving incorrect medicinal advice is real? You should take a critical thinking class.
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Charlie does cartwheels 3 years ago
I remember my parents let my older sister have a day off school after Kurt Cobain killed himself so that she could watch Courtney Love’s speech. So… vaguely plausible?
Jaaawn 3 years ago
Does anyone remember the suicide helplines that were opened up for distraught fans when Take That split up?! That was wild.
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Florence 3 years ago
they just forgot to add that dwayne busted the door down and clapped
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then they should have injected you in your skinny little steroid legs
Stoopham McFernybabes 3 years ago
Lol - I’ve worked in a vaccination clinic and, I tell you, those lovely big muscley arms are some of the easiest and best arms to jab.
Jesus Christ 3 years ago
maybe he was stuck in his moms basement for too long, trying to make a report on why vaccines are bad and look at anime porn at the same time, like an average neckbeard
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Lynne Hammar 3 years ago
you're bragging about physically abusing a minimum wage fast food worker?
Monica Hall 3 years ago
Why someone would make up a story where they assaulted someone is beyond me.
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User# 6 3 years ago
There's millions of people who believe in 'immaculate conception', so...
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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago (edited)
'They don't grow eyelashes' and they didn't even bother taking the eyelashes out of the pic. Also shimmering skin and no ageing: this is a delusion born from Twilight ffs (edit: I misread the eyelashes thing. But I stand firmly by my ffs)
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago
Ok ignoring the insanity here i wish my eyes had a cool colour like purple
VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 3 years ago
Yeah me too. My eyes are just boring :/
Load More Replies... Got Myself 4 Dwarves 3 years ago
Don't produce waste? So, they don't s**t? Where does all the poop go?
Dorothy Parker 3 years ago
In producing fake stories for reddit and Twitter.
Load More Replies... Vetus Vespertilio 3 years ago
They never gain weight? What, even the adults weigh only 7 or 8 pounds?
Fluffy Griffin 3 years ago
Oh, I assumed this was like an intro to a science fiction novel. Was this supposed to be serious?
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Charlie does cartwheels 3 years ago
Not sure why this isn’t plausible? Have you ever been in a cab?!
Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago
Do you think there’s only one cab per city or something?
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Dorothy Parker 3 years ago
Happened to us in Vegas. Took a taxi to our hotel and dropped off our luggage. Walked to several hotels and looked around, then realized we'd checked our diaper bag. Hailed a cab to go back to hotel. Same driver as before, out of 3,250 cabs! Mentioned we were going for the diaper bag. He had it. We'd left it in the cab!
Angelica Leiner 3 years ago
Idk, this could totally happen, we lost our back license plate going camping, by the time we noticed, had no idea where it actually fell off on the road so w/e ,didn't even try look for it, we were out by a lake since Friday late afternoon, and when driving back on Sunday afternoon, sister in law wanted us to pull over so she could pick some wild flowers, and a car with a foreign number coming from opposite direction honked and pulled behind us, they had found our plate and since the front plate was still in place, realized it is ours and gave it back, saved us a bunch of time having to go and request a new set , even to the day seems unreal that we actually got our plate back 3 days later in the middle of nowhere lol
Rosalind Robinson 3 years ago
Its plausible . Taking a cab every night to work I would get like the same 5 people a lot. And some of them you could tell that they just cleaned up the big stuff that was in sight and not CLEAN the cabs
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Jasper Cool 3 years ago
This has 100% happened with me and my family so I can see a bunch of teenagers doing it. The video that inspired this is hilarious.
Shay 3 years ago
I can absolutely believe that this would happen on a bus full of the older kiddos. Teenagers are wild.
Poultry Geist 3 years ago
This is my dream except with dancing !! Not good dancing but dancing !
Maya Forbes 3 years ago
I used to go to this afterschool in an old school forever ago and at least once a day the staff played ´Sweet Caroline´, and every time we heard the words ´Sweet Caroline´ most of if not all of us just stopped everything and yelled BOM BOM BOM and then went back to whatever we were doing
Lukas-not-Luca (he/him) 3 years ago
As a teen: this happened. Also with "Sweet Caroline". Everyone in the vicinity is forced to scream "BAM BAM BAM!" or else you like, die or something idk it's just the law
Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago
I have no idea what the cold hard ground and goat video are references to.
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Donkey boi 3 years ago
It probably didn't happen to them, but it does happen. When we took my mam back to her childhood hometown (after moving to the other side of the country for 18 years then to England for another 15). When we were having a drink in the local some woman called out, 'Best cover your drinks lads! Looks like Spitty Anne is back and she's all grown up now'. We obviously didn't have a clue what they were talking about, but we were greeted like old friends by strangers and regaled with storied from the woman, who used to baby sit my mam, about how when my mam was a kid she would drink a bit of someone's drink then spit it back into the glass.
IDK It's Whatever 3 years ago
“It happened to my mom but it couldn’t happen to anyone else”
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Saint Thomas 3 years ago (edited)
This I can believe. I once stumbled upon an old classmate at an event. We hadn't seen each other since around 20 years, and he said something similar. (And nobody clapped, if you want to know).
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The Deez 3 years ago
Or maybe follow your dreams? Which worked out, in this case, but would be a little weird if the dream said to add 657 green peas to the cookies... LOL!
Load More Replies... Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
And if this happened, who gives a f**k, really? Why do people post such inane s**t? Bah...I shouldn't be reading these after watching the news about Ukraine. That makes all of this stuff so trivial. Taking my cranky ass elsewhere for awhile, sorry for the rant.
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Libstak 3 years ago
T his is possible. I know a few Muslims and they all wish me merry christmas
Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago
With my state welcoming Somalian immigrants (Muslim) I have had this happen. A lot of them have gotten jobs at our local grocers and Walmarts and they have wished me a Merry Christmas. I wish them a happy holidays and strike up conversations about their immigration experiences. I'm the daughter of an immigrant and I love hearing the stories of true survival and persistence.
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Blampfno Ampflisand 3 years ago
Community college wouldn't make anyone work that hard. :-)
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Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago
Then you’re dumb. It stopped being believable at non-fat with whipped cream. That doesn’t make sense as an order.
Load More Replies... Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago
“Real men drink coffee” - and that’s supposed to be the hero here lmao. Disgusting across the board.
Veronica Connelly 3 years ago
And the barista was our flower girl. And we all lived happily ever after
Lukas-not-Luca (he/him) 3 years ago
I'll have a Neopolitan cappuccino, more cappu than cino, make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk, the beans won't have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup they always put "Foxy" or "Roxy", I hate that. If you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blond shots Affogato and Ristretto. I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then, add the coffee after, then-
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StormWolf 3 years ago
Well this has been posted as truth on 2 of the 4 websites i regularly peruse lol...
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Charlie does cartwheels 3 years ago
Been there (well, not the vomiting pArt but was damn near close!). Not sure how this one fits here?
Fluffy Griffin 3 years ago
When I was 9 weeks pregnant with twins (I didn't know it was twins at the time) I was a miserable mess. Any standing made me feel so sick, but I was fat so I was afraid to ask anyone in the bus for a seat (I was afraid they would not believe I was pregnant and just call me out for being fat and lazy). Luckily I didn't puke till I got off the bus, and also luckily I didn't have to take the bus too often because that standing ill feeling lasted until I gave birth. 0/10 do not recommend.
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InfectedVoice 3 years ago
3 joints is nothing, 3 weed brownies would put a seasoned smoker on their ass generally, let alone this clown, you ain't go nowhere but your sofa, if this was real of course.
Katarzyna Drozd 3 years ago
After consuming such amount of weed I highly doubt he was even able to get off his couch
Phil Parker 3 years ago
And then the dude put an invisible box on my head and like I couldn't hear a thing! It was crazy brooo
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K Witmer 3 years ago
This is legit a cult. How the hell do you get sucked into a cult online??
Pezor Zass 3 years ago
like most cults; you feel lonely and abandoned by everyone, a group welcomes you in, it feels good enough that you stay. eventually you buy into the crazy, possibly as a mechanism to let you stay in the welcoming place instead of leaving and being lonely again.
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Really??? You are, FOR SURE, a f*cking idiot!! Someone needs to pull the plug on you!!
Oopsydaisy 3 years ago
Witnesses murder and didn't say anything. I guess he couldn't have handled it if everyone clapped.
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Trisha Howson 3 years ago
........maybe possible but far fetched. If they know how to use the speech icon it possible
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Dirk Daring 3 years ago
When a cop asks you if you think you're cute, it's a good time to shut up.
totally german lol 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago
why? i think i'm a good looking person, at least, hopefully.
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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
Oh god no not anthropomorphic wolves 😱 there was too much of this on the cringey texts asterisk filled post the other day 😣
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
I swaer if i see another one of those things again i will toss myself off a cliff
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"I am the most conceited person in the school"- The liar who wrote this cant even get a flex right.
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Charlie does cartwheels 3 years ago
Maybe teach your brother some manners? Never mind how anyone else behaves, you can only control how you react and that reaction would have embarrassed the hell out of me. He’s 8!
Morgan Fairchild 3 years ago
If you don't have anything NICE to say, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!!!
Load More Replies... Sidtheslothisveryhot 3 years ago
Good comeback, but not by and 8 year old, and should be used if they start actually being a b***h, not just grumpy
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Anna Calkins 3 years ago
Definitely don't look for an old movie called "man in the moon" (I think) with a similar problem with very different results... Really, don't. I'm still traumatized decades later
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Larks (Taylor's Version) 3 years ago
as someone who lives in a small town, this is 100% possible
Lee 3 years ago
When I was 26, one of my uncles told my dad he saw me coming out of a liquor store connected to the grocery store (Alaska doesn't allow alcohol being sold in the shelves, it has to be sold in a separate part of the store) and all my dad told me was "don't drive home drunk". People are nosy.
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Insert Generic Username 3 years ago
I've been playing Skyrim since it came out on 11/11/11 and in every iteration of the vanilla game (with the Hearthfire DLC) you can only adopt two children. The only way to adopt more is using a mod so this post automatically screams LIAR.
BlackestDawn 3 years ago
Especially considering that the most likely way for Bethesda to increase the number you can adopt was to change a single value, no code changes needed. They also wouldn't ship the code, and reverse engineering is not proof of copying even if the workflow is identical.
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Ellen Ranks 3 years ago
Sorry but I cannot even understand what is written here. From the comments I understand it's a game.....
totally german lol 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago
in slryim, an rpg, you can adopt children, but only 2. only way to make you able to adopt more, is too use mods, the author is saying that her girlfriend created a mod, and that somebody stole the mod's code and put it in the game. hope that helps!
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Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago
I didn’t know that Bethesda games was named after the real city!
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cheezypanda 3 years ago
Except for the fact that it is an old story, told many times by different people.
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Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago
Will Smith is a white name but not Martin Lawrence. They meant white first names like John, Jamie, Sally, Christine, Cathy, etc.
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Trish Smith 3 years ago
You would think if you were that accomplished, you would know it's whales NOT wales. Geesh!!
snicksnocksnack 2 years ago
Ha, I went to the top of an active volcano when I was like seven or something. Not one that likely to erupt though, in case that's what you were thinking.
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Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago
Don't have to imagine it. Gender doesn't matter this behaviour is unacceptable
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Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago (edited)
You're not missing anything. Kid bragging about being a liberal in a conservative setting but being an obnoxious liar about it.
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Rebekah Krause 3 years ago
I’m sorry, but where do they send kids outside for punishment? Is that a real thing?
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
Yes, it is. At least here in Germany. When I was still at school you had to stand outside the classroom door for some time if you misbehaved. Like a time out for the culprit to cool down and a chance for the teacher to restore law and order inside the classroom. If the teacher wanted to make sure that you did not wander off to the schoolyard you had to hold the door handle down...
Load More Replies... totally german lol 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago
...the entirety of gaelic irish people would like to speak to you.
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Rebekah Krause 3 years ago (edited)
I went to a public school with a lot of immigrants who took their native language as the required language inhigh school. There was no policy against it. Are there really schools with policies against taking something you know? So if you know a lot about US history, you’re not allowed to take it? If you already know algebra you can’t take algebra? This is nonsense
Jasper Cool 3 years ago
Haha. Had a guy on my swimteam who took swim for his PE credit in college. The grade was largely based on improvement so he just pretended to suck at the beginning.
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Ty Stratton-Quirk 3 years ago
Because blackmail never ended poorly for anyone else. Assuming this is true, she might not like the places she's going.
Anna Calkins 3 years ago
Pretty sure nude pictures of people under 18 is very illegal, no matter if you're also under 18...
Joe Reaves 3 years ago
Yup, as soon as she sends one of those to anyone she's breaking child porn laws.
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Lucinda Speer 3 years ago
TIL that people with deuteranomaly and protanomaly are collectively known as red-green colour blind and they generally have difficulty distinguishing between reds, greens, browns and oranges. They also commonly confuse different types of blue and purple hues.
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Angelica Leiner 3 years ago
my ex would constantly confuse green and brown (also red, and sometimes even had issues with blues depending on hue ) so this I could believe, one time I nearly had a meltdown when he kept insisting on wearing a green top I knew I couldn't possibly have, since I never wear green, and then he pulls it out from the closet after like, a 15 min search and says SEE! And I was like...uh...that is chocolate brown lmao
Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
She should have said her friend thought they were hating on an oompa loompa (orange and green are affected by colourblindness I think? Now I'm doubting myself)
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Jesus Christ 3 years ago
Shut the f**k up, child. I'm just a normal dude. Stop talking to me when I'm trying to sleep.
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Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago
This is the only one remotely plausible so far because I know there are diabetics who are completely comfortable with needles or diabetic doctors and nurses / medical staff who wouldn’t hesitate to do this. It’s only untrue because it didn’t happen to this person lol
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Jo Choto 3 years ago
Yeah, because Starbucks baristas have enough money to buy and give away drugs on a regular basis.
Lucinda Speer 3 years ago
Also, the heat of the coffee would degrade the potency of the acid. Just sayin'.
Load More Replies... Jasper Cool 3 years ago
Is that a seasonal flavor because my local starbucks won't even carry peppermint past the holidays.
#85
greenbean 3 years ago
I was expecting some twist, like it turned out he had got his fingers chopped off for mispronouncing Kenya in the past, that's why he was so strict... etc.
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Mushroomlover 3 years ago
My ex boyfriend was found walking down the street at 2 years old almost a half mile from his house while being babysat by his aunt. His parents drove passed while returning home, realized it was him and got him. When they got back to the house the doors were still locked. Long story short he had gone out a second story window and they have no idea how he got to ground level but he did, lol
Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago
Lol my dog was asleep and dreaming in the bunk of my camper and kicked through the screen window i panicked and ran out the door as he comes around the side of the camper looking at me with the goofiest "I meant to do that" look on his face. This anecdote reminded me if that.
Jo Choto 3 years ago
This can happen. Smaller kids are incredibly rubbery. This is seriously possible.
#87
Fluffy Griffin 3 years ago
I don't know if you all remember Kick (before energy drinks were a thing), but I was like 13 and drank a can of that and OMG I started running around like a crazy person. I can kinda see that if you've never taken drugs you might be confused and think you are high...
#88
Monday 3 years ago
I had a uni teacher who called me zombie...it's possible.
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𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊 3 years ago
I'm sorry, this may sound stupid if I'm wrong, but is this Rodrik from diary of a wimpy kid??
Trish Smith 3 years ago
I don't know. However, apparently she thinks she is sooo cool!! Lol So cool that they ALMOST kissed!! LMAO
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
Aaaah, youth! When you still think having ripped jeans and impressing guys by doing shots like a pro is of any significance to life...
#90
Fluffy Griffin 3 years ago
I can see it. RBG was pretty popular with the youth in the few years before her death. Memes and stuff.
Load More Replies... greenbean 3 years ago
What is RGB? I know only of it being a colour model, but it's in no way a reason for a 10yo to cry...
Arwen 3 years ago
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the American Supreme Court justice
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#92
Lucinda Speer 3 years ago
Hmmm. Isn't that a Key & Peele sketch? "Supstitue Teacher Part 2"
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Ty Stratton-Quirk 3 years ago
"Because you refuse to brush your teeth, and you've been crying every time you chew. Now suck it up, and let him do his job!"
Jesus Christ 3 years ago
uhm..uh..when you hover your mouse over the image it says this: "I could never live up to Jordanna anymore, so I'm not even going to try. One time I went to the dentist and he pulled his d1ck off and scrubbed my teeth with it and then I had to rinse my mouth out with cvm -J"
Diane Aguilar 3 years ago
Holy crap you're right. Everyone hover over the image to take a look at the alt-text, OMG.
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Ty Stratton-Quirk 3 years ago
If by 'real love' you mean 'a dangerously unhealthy relationship', I agree completely.
Dirk Daring 3 years ago
She seems like the kind of person who says, "Forget a Romeo and Juliet romance, I want a Joker and Harley romance." NEITHER ONE OF THOSE ARE GOOD, KELSEY.
BlackestDawn 3 years ago
Yeah, there's two words missing there, effed and up.
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Jesus Christ 3 years ago
I can't exactly see whats wrong with this? I know the spelling is bad, but what is wrong here besides that? Can someone tell me whats going on thats bad?
CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
yes because a 11 year old has a sexuality. they might be romantically gay, but its a SEXuality, i sure hope they aren't in a relationship like that yet
Chilli 1 year ago
I really hope your views have changed since you commented this
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Jacob Nunez 3 years ago
I’m going to cry on how bad this paragraph structure, grammar, and spelling is
#97
Lukas-not-Luca (he/him) 3 years ago
I read "people I slept with" instead of "people slept with" and was like PEPPA WTF HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU F*****G WITH
Load More Replies... Trisha Howson 3 years ago
I actually had a woman that was in her 50s tell everyone at work she had sex for two hrs. Everyone was grossed out and than we where like yeah like believe this s**t.
Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago (edited)
Honestly what does age or gender add to the point? That's just nasty behaviour in a work setting period. *EDIT* for clarity, having a healthy sex life in your 50s is not nasty but bragging in a mixed group at work as a nasty habit.
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#99
Libstak 3 years ago
Dude your ego didn't die it just blew up so big you can't see it's edges and think it's not there.
Trish Smith 3 years ago
You're right, you're from some dark planet out in the uni, often referred to as "La-La Land." The rest of us are just mere humans/Earthlings. Go back to your planet!
Albino 3 years ago
When 12 I was partying with people over 6 times my age. It was my granny's birthday, but those are just unimportant details.
Load More Replies... Ellen Ranks 3 years ago
Yes, (s)he was called a**hole, jerk, loser, creep, etc..
Load More Replies... Stoopham McFernybabes 3 years ago
I swear I have heard this exact spiel from random mean hanging around train stations, often wearing multiple belts
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
I can actually see someone saying this s**t. Not that it might be true but I can see someone saying it
Red 3 years ago (edited)
A 12 year old partying with a bunch of 48 year olds isn't wild. It's listening to a small group of adults, who had to plan this gathering around their schedules for 4+ months, talk about laundry detergent and "remember back in the day..." And "just to glasses of wine for me Susan, I can't be hangover for Timmy's graduation next Saturday." Not the brag op wanted.
#100
Veronica Connelly 3 years ago
5 is not a toddler but is definitely still way too young for a concert unless it's like friggen sesame street or some crap lol
Load More Replies... redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago (edited)
Oh god i’ve seen this one so many times. YES OFC GERARD WAY PICKED YOU UP AND SANG TO YOU. anyways skylines and tunstiles is rly good, even though this post is fake
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AnnaB 3 years ago
I shook my head so much while reading these, that I gave myself whiplash. And then my chiropractor clapped.
Rose the Cook 3 years ago
Got less than a quarter of the way through. Reads like young kids competing to out lie each other.
phil blanque 3 years ago
Yeah, in the ultrasound my daughter signed to me, in American sign language, that I should buy Bitcoin. But it has been 27 months and she has not come out of the womb....what is she hiding from?
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Normally I like to continue going past the posted list and get everything. I could barely get through the 30 posts. I'm tired now.
Random Anon 3 years ago
Do these people spend all their time thinking up porkies to tell? If they did, they are crap at it.
AnnaB 3 years ago
I shook my head so much while reading these, that I gave myself whiplash. And then my chiropractor clapped.
Rose the Cook 3 years ago
Got less than a quarter of the way through. Reads like young kids competing to out lie each other.
phil blanque 3 years ago
Yeah, in the ultrasound my daughter signed to me, in American sign language, that I should buy Bitcoin. But it has been 27 months and she has not come out of the womb....what is she hiding from?
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Normally I like to continue going past the posted list and get everything. I could barely get through the 30 posts. I'm tired now.
Random Anon 3 years ago
Do these people spend all their time thinking up porkies to tell? If they did, they are crap at it.
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