People lie. It’s no secret. But when you realize the extent to which they do this online, you might just lose a large chunk of your faith in humanity.

That’s where the ‘Yeah That Definitely Happened’ Instagram page comes in. The page names and shames the folks who make stuff up on the internet, all for the sake of getting attention. And the lies they come up with are so ridiculous, they’re as funny as they are sad.

Scroll down for the best of the worst, and some blatant internet lies that would even make Pinocchio blush with shame.

Bored Panda got in touch with the current owner of the Instagram page, Jordanna, who took over from the previous owner, Erin. "She came up with the idea for the account because she was really sick of seeing all the fake stories around, and thought making an account to call them out would be a good idea. It took off and this is where we are now. I became an admin, and after Erin left, I became the owner. Lexi and Ethan are our two other admins!" Jordanna shared with us.

Bored Panda also reached out to entertainment, pop culture, and lifestyle expert Mike Sington to get his opinion on why some people make stuff up on social media. He agreed that it's done for attention. "Getting clicks and amassing followers on social media is how success is defined. For many, it becomes addictive, and the more attention your social media gets, it actually creates an adrenaline rush." He added: "The monster feeds itself."

#1

I’m Going To Dominican Republic On Sunday And I Said That To The Taxi Driver And He Was Like “Ok I’ve Been There 9 Times” Weird Flex

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Charlie does cartwheels
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best part is that she negates her daughter’s intelligence to prove her point about being anti-vax. “Nope; she’s just not vaccinated”. Ok, so not vaccinated OR advanced for her age. Good work, Mum!

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The founder of the 'Yeah That Definitely Happened' page told Bored Panda that it is difficult to decide what to post and what to ignore. "People's ideas of what is believable and what isn't are all very different. I like to stay on the safe side and post the stories that I'm sure aren't possible at all and are also just entertaining and funny," Jordanna told Bored Panda. She explained what her process is when deciding whether or not to feature a post on the account.

"You'll notice a lot of our posts involve clapping, or people getting congratulated on something that's really cringey or mundane. Usually, we look for those things, or we look for things that seem really improbable. Sometimes, I won't post a story cause I'll think, 'Nah, that definitely could have happened.' But usually, I will post stories that seem to get called out as fake consistently," she said.

Jordanna definitely believes that people make up fake posts online for attention and validation. "A lot of stories, I feel, are exaggerated, and are based on things that almost happened," she said that many people embellish the truth based on what they hope would have happened.

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    #3

    I’ve Always Considered Paediatrics As A Career But Idk If I’d Have The Patience To Deal With Parents Who Bring In Their Unvaccinated Measle-Ridden Infants To The High Dependency Unit -E

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    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re not “doing your own research” unless you’re a scientist and you set up a lab and hold trials. If you don’t do that, you’re just Googling in hopes of finding the answer you want.

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    "Like perhaps OP got insulted and then came up with a great comeback later, and decided to write the story up and post it. I feel like the attention they get from it validates them and makes them feel important, and just writing the scenario out often gives them more power in that situation, too. They have control over the narrative now and can change it to suit them," she shared her thoughts with Bored Panda.

    According to Jordanna, everyone has an angle and an agenda. "A lot of stories are also written with the intention of making certain groups of people look bad. Sexist men, for example, may write a story that makes a feminist look incredibly bad (fake encounters with a rad fem.) Or a radical feminist might exaggerate their encounters with men to push the idea that 'all men are bad.' Transphobes and racists often do the same. A lot of extremists post stories, especially on sites such as Reddit, I've found, in order to push their extreme personal views and back them up with an encounter that never happened."

    #4

    I Fell Back Into My Small Body. Power Surges Through Me, Like A Thousand Volts Of Electricity. As If A Lightbulb Is Switched On In My Head, I Can Suddenly Comprehend Everything. Five Minutes Ago, I Was A Brainless Infant. But Now I Am More. The World Is Mine Now, To Shape And To Control As I See Fit. I Turn To My Mother, Who Is Holding Me, Concerned. I Need Not A Mother Now. I Push My Hand Towards Her Face, And Cast Her Head Off Her Shoulders. Her Body Collapses Underneath Me, Head Rolling Across The Carpet, But I Float In The Air. Humanity Is Weak, Their Bodies Feeble, Fragile Like Glass. They Are Too Susceptible To The Spoils Of Domination. But Not Me. I Float Into The Garden, Into The Daylight Which Shines Only For Me Now. I Speak, And My Voice Fills The Heads Of Every Living Thing On Earth. I Demand They Give Their Love Only To Me, To Serve And To Aide Me In My Conquest. Some Die Instantly, Unable To Withstand My Message. There Will Not Be Any Weak In My Horde. Cries Of Dissent Bubble Around Me, Some Mock My Diminutive Stature. They Do Not Know The True Power Of Which My 'Dimunative Stature' Holds. As A Demonstration, I Pull The Nearest Protestor Towards Me. Appendages Grow From His Body, Which Melts Away Into A Formless Blob. One Single, Pitiful Eyeball Remains Of His Previous Self. A New Pet For My Entertainment. I Fly Up, High Above Mankind, The Beautiful Blue And Green Of Earth Below Me. I Begin To Reshape It, New Mountains Spring Up As Old Ones Are Flattened, Oceans Bubble And Boil Into Crimson Lava, Continents Formed Into New Shapes, Some Impossible To Comprehend. A New Earth Hangs In The Sky. A Twisted, Rancid, Bitter Earth. My Dominion. They Should Never Have Vaccinated Me, I Think To Myself, A Small Smile Breaking Across My Small, Adolescent Face. They Should Never Have Pricked Me With That Needle. Never. -E

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    J Garza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they always screw up the age? Just say you were 9 or 10. And what do they have against Tylenol now?

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    #5

    Ok I'm Bored Comment Your Hottest, Most Nuclear Takes Below And We'll See How Much Of An Awful Person You Are ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hence why it is so easy to calculate.

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    #6

    Https://Bit.ly/2gj6gam❤️❤️ Need Money

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both comments are very rude. Second one was also hurtful on purpose, if it's true

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    Hollywood's Ultimate Insider, Mike, told Bored Panda that one way to realize that someone's unable to balance the role of social media in their lives is that they begin to lie or bend the truth online.

    "A good sign of people going overboard in seeking attention and recognition on social media is when they start exaggerating or making things up. If you find yourself doing that, stop and check yourself, and maybe realign your priorities in life," he suggested.

    Mike also shared with Bored Panda some ways to tell if a certain tweet or post might be made up. It's a good thing to trust your gut, as well as your mind. "If a post seems particularly outrageous, or too good to be true, it may be made up. Even if someone else is posting the same thing, that doesn’t make it true, because it could simply be a re-post from the original poster," the expert said.

    #7

    We Love A Good Debunk Post-J

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Dad has problems identifying people of different ethnicities.

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    #9

    Do You Guys Remember That Weird Shit They Made You Do In Middleschool Where They'd Make You Run Around A Huge Field While Yelling At You And You Had To Jump Over Obstacles And Look Death Right In The Fucking Eye And You Literally Had To Swim Through Lakes And Jump Through Flaming Hoops And Then Swim Through Another Fucking Lake Filled With Sharks And Boys Would Lose Their Dicks And Girls Would Be Crying Cause Their Nipples Were Bitten Off Or Was That Like An Australian Thing-J

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    Loty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a 2000 rubles bill. Why is the note in English?

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    "Your instincts can usually tell you when something is made up, and old-fashioned online sleuthing can usually confirm it," Mike told us.

    The ‘Yeah That Definitely Happened’ Instagram page has just over 78k followers and invites them to send in their own submissions. So if you happen to stumble across something that fits the mood of the project, consider sending the screenshot over to the creator of the page.

    However, one thing that they ask of their fans is that they check the posts to see if the particular screenshot has been posted before. If it has, it’s best to find something else to share. After all, fresh content is king, while reposting the same things over and over frequently would get stale quickly.

    #10

    Tag Yourself I'm Lil Pump's Clapping Dick-J

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    laka puka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 year olds be listening to Eminem these days

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    #11

    Suprising That @kurtisconner Made Another Video Ft Us Considering Our Account Has Been Dead For Weeks -E

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    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because vaccines is the only thing a syringe is used for. Not taking blood or any thing

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    There’s no shortage of misinformation, fake news, and simply downright lies on the internet. While some people clearly make stuff up to get attention, others do it with different goals in mind, whether they’re political, social, or other.

    Joseph M. Pierre, a professor of psychiatry at the David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA, previously spoke to Bored Panda about conspiracy theories and the type of people who believe in misinformation.

    Professor Pierre told us that conspiracy theorists tend to focus on certain historical events when choosing to twist the truth for whatever goals they have in mind.

    #13

    This Happened To Me Once Except I Dropped Dead Halfway Through My Sentence And My Mother Started Crying And Died 2 Seconds Later Too-J

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "increases the risl of homosexuality" I was a 38 year old heterosexual male before I got my first covid jab. Now I am gayer than Elton John's walk in wardrobe. Be warned.

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    #15

    Haha Same! The Last Time I Got Fucked On Drugs I Gambled Away The Kids' Inheritance! The Look On Their Faces When They Realised They Would Never Get Into University 😂 It Was Epic!

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which museum? Oh it has since burnt down with the 100% loss of all art, convenient!

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    He also noted that the only spike of conspiracy theories in recent modern history was during the communist ‘red scare’ in the 1950s.

    “It is true that certain historical events do tend to attract conspiracy theories and there is evidence that times of societal upheaval or crisis when people are feeling unsafe and desperate for clarity offer a kind of fertile soil for conspiracy theory beliefs,” he told Bored Panda.

    #16

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    Lady Goldberry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah...remember the days when you'd let strangers inject your child in the park?

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    #17

    I Really Really Really Really Wanna Make A Meme Account Where It's Not Really Memes Just Funny Twitter Screenshots And Dumb Shit I Find That I Think Is Funny That's Like My Life Goal And Ooh I Just Thought I Could Be Like Those Accs That Make Their Own Like Memes Where It's A Poorly Hidden Cry For Help About Their Suicidal Tendencies Oooh Ooooh I Could Post Like Conspiracy Theory Threads And Stuff Like That How Cute
okay Okay I Made It It's @literallyunderwhelming

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    “Over the past 60 years, the assassination of JFK, the death of Princess Diana, and 9/11 are the most obvious examples of national traumas surrounded by conspiracy theory beliefs,” the expert went into detail.

    #19

    No Dont Commit Suicide Even Tho You Were Taken Off Suicide Watch A Few Days Prior And Were Described As Being In Very High Spirits Just Because Your Profilic Arrest LED To The Uncovery Of Incredibly Incriminating Evidence Against The Ruling Elite Which Could Have Brought Substantial Social Change Not Only In Government But Also In How The Justice System Deals With Sexual Assault Cases Your So Sexy Haha -E

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    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her angles were called Sine and Cosine

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    #20

    (Swipe You Dumb Bitches💞💞) Anyway What If Rain Screamed Daddy And Uwu I Stan You Sksksksksks And Will You Be Myfurbaby Every Time It Hit Something Imagine Waking Up To That In The Middle Of The Night-J

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    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm just that good" ... said no one good, ever

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    #21

    Chick Fil A Is Fucking Gross. And Their Sauce Tastes Like Watered Down Mustard. Yes, Their Customer Service Is Great And I Think Their Breakfast Is Good But Other Than That, It’s Just Not Good. Idc If It’s Healthier Tbh If I’m Getting Fast Food I Am Not Worried About How Healthy It Is- Lexi

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    fu yu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teacher didn't want to deal with a goofball

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    “We should acknowledge that many conspiracy theories, like the idea that the Earth is flat, aren’t really based on any kind of obvious traumatic event,” he added that not all misinformation, fake news, and made-up ‘facts’ are associated with traumatic events.

    #22

    Scissors Rock Paper: A Great Concept-J

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    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and they all applauded and named the sandwich after you

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    #23

    Sorry For That Repost Y’all 😔 All Of These Look The Same On Our Feed Lmao So It’s Hard To Tell Sometimes - Lexi

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird internet males need to get offline. They think social media is real life.

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    #24

    This Made Me Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee Like Micheal Jackson

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a wild ride down WTF goes on in this persons imagination street.

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    The professor told Bored Panda that the people who tend to believe in conspiracy theories are usually those who see the world in a very black-or-white way: they see history as a struggle between good and evil, and don’t tend to notice nuances or subtleties.

    #25

    You Know Those “Polls On My Story!” “Hey I’m A Six Year Old Photographer And I’d Appreciate You Checking Me Out” “I’m The Best Meme Page On Instagram (23 Followers And Created Yesterday)” Kinda People? Instagram Would Be A Better Place Without Them. You Could Caption Your Post “I Had A Bereavement, I’m Gonna Take Some Time Off” And The Comments Will Still Be Filled With These Degenerates -E

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    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got full...of what? B******t?

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    #26

    We Hit 50k I’m Not Sure When But I Noticed Yesterday And Now We’re At 50.5k. I Could Neglect This Account For A Year And Still Gain? Love U Guys. Thank You For Putting Up With Us The Past 2.5 Years

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    laka puka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she looks like a vampire that went to the beach

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    #27

    I Want To Stand Up And I Want To Spin In A Circle And I Want To Wave My Hands Around So I Can Feel Stimulated But I Am Being Made To Sit Down And This Is Making Me Feel Very Cranky

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are these guys always annoying the crap out of baristas? Just shut up and take your damn sugar filled weird flavoured coffee and leave

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    “People who believe in conspiracy theories are also often attracted to the Manichean narratives that conspiracy theories offer, involving battles of good and evil pitting against each other in an almost apocalyptic fashion. So, it should come as no surprise that conspiracy theories might sprout up from World War II—a real-life apocalyptic battle between good and evil,” the expert noted.

    #29

    If I Was A Monkey I'd Probably Be One Of Those Dumb Fucking Ones That Mistakes It's Own Dick For A Banana And Ends Up Eating It-J
(If U Follow My Spam You're Gonna See This Caption Twice Cause I Like To Test Run Them And See How Ppl React Lmaoo Y'all Are My Guinea Pigs)

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to four days worth of pee and poop?

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    #30

    Girls Just Wanna Have A Foothold In The Housing Market -E

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a measured IQ of 143 and sometimes I'm as dumb a brick.

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    #34

    One Time I Was Driving A Car To Work When All Of A Sudden Dicks Started Falling Out Of The Sky. The Dicks Cracked My Car And I Had To Take It To The Mechanic To Get Fixed, And The Mechanic Said "Man Did You See That Penis Shower" And I Said "Yes The Dicks Cracked My Windshield" And The Mechanic Said "Sorry, I'm Not Allowed To Fix It Because The Dicks Must Win" And Then He Filled My Car With Semen, Took A Gun Out, And Shot Me In The Head, Killing Me Instantly. Then A Giant Dick Stood Up, And Started Clapping Because He Had Achieved World Domination-J

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    malenchki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um 😐 this sounds slightly possible but if it was thennnn um… I would be apologising to the poor guy in the other stall

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    #35

    I Can't For The Life Of Me Connect This To A Caption About Vore And Sex

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    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunk publicly brags about being a stupid lightweight when drinking!

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    #36

    Hello All How Is Everyone Coping In Self Isolation

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this before or after you were arrested for assault and destruction of property?

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    #38

    #furryporn#yiff#daddy#bdsm#furry#voreporn#footfetish#isucktoes#ifuckdogs#furryvoreporn#unbirthing#vaginalinfection#erectiledysfunction#ihatewhenibuymushroomsandtheyreallfuckingmagic#whythefuckareyoureadingthehashtags#commentsomethingyoupieceofshit#eatmydick -J

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If breaking bad taught me anything it's that making meth is rather complex and requires several different stages. I messed up plenty of experiments in uni chemistry labs, worst thing that happened was a broken flask

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    #39

    I Bet After The Five Minute Silence She Clapped - C

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    adiiantryx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could've happened but that is quite a good line

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    #41

    Update On My Back: It Still Hurts. Maybe I Need Some Of Those Essential Oils The Pyramid Scheme Folks Talk A Lot About

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    BloodyBun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I missread and now I'm imagine a school full of Emus...

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    #44

    This Is A Classic Lmao Remember When Everybody Was Posting This And Thinking It Was Real? "Never Gain Weight" "Dont Menstruate, But Are Fertile" "Resist Every Disease Known To Man" How Did People Actually Believe This Shit. When I Was In Year 8 The Girls I Was Sitting With Were Talking About It And Genuinely Believed It And I Was Like? What?-J

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    APL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Women don't menstruate but are fertile" And that works how exactly?

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    #45

    I Lost My Dildo A Year Ago And Then When I Went For A Shower, I Discovered It Was Still In My Vagina Oops-J

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    Charlie does cartwheels
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why this isn’t plausible? Have you ever been in a cab?!

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    #47

    This Is Probably A Repost Lmao-J

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    Dan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's probably true but still not right

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    #49

    The Independent Group Being Set Up Against Labour And Stating That Labour's Rampant Racism Was A Big Factor In The Split And Then Have One Of The Founders Commit A Racist Act On Live TV Less Than A Few Hours Into The Party Being Set Up Is So So Funny

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    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so the moral of the story is, just follow the recipe

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    #50

    Merry Christmas To You All!

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T his is possible. I know a few Muslims and they all wish me merry christmas

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With my state welcoming Somalian immigrants (Muslim) I have had this happen. A lot of them have gotten jobs at our local grocers and Walmarts and they have wished me a Merry Christmas. I wish them a happy holidays and strike up conversations about their immigration experiences. I'm the daughter of an immigrant and I love hearing the stories of true survival and persistence.

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'is it offensive for a Muslim to say that?' Isn't she herself the one that would know?!

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND THE WHOLE CAFE CLAPPED

    Chilli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mhmmmmmmmm. Riiiiight

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another guy living a fantasy

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    #54

    *sneezes Once* Haha I Have The Corona Virus Right Bob! Haha *blatantly Racist Joke About Chinese People* Hahaha!

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how they typed this after presumably losing all limbs.

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    #55

    Yes I Walk Around Naked, Yes I'm Covered In Blood, Yes My Titties Are Actually Giant Eyeballs, Yes I Carry Around A Severed Testicle, Don't Like It? Go To A Different School-J

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is legit a cult. How the hell do you get sucked into a cult online??

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    #58

    The Last Jedi Is A Real Good Movie I Love It

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you are delusional without telling me you're delusional.

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    #60

    Fucking A Werewolf Would Be Wild Man😔like Imagine The Size Of The Dicks On Those Furry Fuckers-J

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god no not anthropomorphic wolves 😱 there was too much of this on the cringey texts asterisk filled post the other day 😣

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    #61

    I Heard In America Your Supposed To Tip A Waiter Everywhere U Go? -C

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    Charlie does cartwheels
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe teach your brother some manners? Never mind how anyone else behaves, you can only control how you react and that reaction would have embarrassed the hell out of me. He’s 8!

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    #64

    Where Do We Draw The Line At Fakeness? Does Said Girlfriend Exist Or Is She Too Made Up For Internet Points

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    Insert Generic Username
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been playing Skyrim since it came out on 11/11/11 and in every iteration of the vanilla game (with the Hearthfire DLC) you can only adopt two children. The only way to adopt more is using a mod so this post automatically screams LIAR.

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    #65

    I Think This Guy Sent This As A Pick Up Line I Heard Sending This In The Dms Generates Sympathy So, Stupid Shuffle It Is

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    Emily M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because principals do a decade's worth of schooling and licensure only to body slam 6 year olds and get fired

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    #67

    Fake

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    alex mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were racing to a pizza joint last time

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    #68

    Spoopy

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this is the first one that sounds somewhat plausible.

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    #70

    But There Are Only Two Genders-C

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    greenbean
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow now that's creepy (as if all gender reveal parties weren't creepy enough)

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    #77

    Does Anyone Else Ever Start Thinking About Something Sad And You Think About It So Much That You End Up Crying For 4 Hours And Then You Think About Something Funny And You End Up Laughing For Another 4 Hours And Then You Kinda Just Feel Like Shit And Just End Up Staring At The Ceiling For Hours While Stroking Your 10 Inch Hulk Dildo And Then You Think Of Something Else And You Get Really Really Mad So You End Up Punching A Hole In The Wall So Big That Your House Collapses And Oh Look Your Homeless Now So Now You Get To Be Sad Again Or Is It Just Me-J

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    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know what I've just read...

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    #79

    Hi Girlies I Went To Spoons Again Today And I Really Really Recommend The Griffins Brothers No2 Gin With Lemonade It’s 46% And You Can’t Taste Any Gin At All

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because blackmail never ended poorly for anyone else. Assuming this is true, she might not like the places she's going.

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    #81

    Silence.

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm letting you know I'm not interested.

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    #82

    Accidentally Giving Yourself A Vaccine Has The Same Vibes As The Guy Who Accidentally Slipped And Fell Into Another Girl's Vagina And Cheated On His Girlfriend Ngl-J

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    Pryjmaty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, I can see someone being stupid enough to do this.

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    #83

    Just Slit You Forehead And Put Lsd In It And You’ll Be Woke - C

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    Kyle D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed, the only one to understand the nuances & reasoning to hop on pop.

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    #84

    I'm So Tired Can One Of You Fuckers Be Funny For Once

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because Starbucks baristas have enough money to buy and give away drugs on a regular basis.

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    #85

    Try Make Sense Of This -C

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    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what does 3 fingers have to do with this story?

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    #86

    Fuck Off Twitter For iPhone I’m Not ‘Falling’ For It Again - C

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    Mushroomlover
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex boyfriend was found walking down the street at 2 years old almost a half mile from his house while being babysat by his aunt. His parents drove passed while returning home, realized it was him and got him. When they got back to the house the doors were still locked. Long story short he had gone out a second story window and they have no idea how he got to ground level but he did, lol

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    #92

    Most Parents Tell Them They Were Planned But They Were An Accident. Tag The Accident -C

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone that got pregnant at that age :(

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    #93

    I Could Never Live Up To Jordanna Anymore So I'm Not Even Going To Try
one Time I Went To The Dentist And He Pulled His Dick Off And Scrubbed My Teeth With It And Then I Had To Rinse My Mouth Out With Cum-J

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Because you refuse to brush your teeth, and you've been crying every time you chew. Now suck it up, and let him do his job!"

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    #94

    My Boyfriend Shot Me In The Head, Cut My Arms Off, Amputated My Leg, And Dissected My Nipple But I Still Love Him Cause All He Wanted Was To Have My Body Parts Stored Away In His Closet In Case I Ever Left Him😍😍😍😍😍#truelove #justrelationshipthings-J

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people genuinely don't know the difference between love and abuse.

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    #96

    I Want It All Hey Yeah I Want It All I Want It All And I Want It Nowww Adventure Seeker On An Empty Street, Just An Alley Creeper Light On His Feet, A Young Fighter Screaming With No Time For Doubt, With The Pain And Anger Cant See A Way Out, It Aint Much Im Asking I Heard Himmmm Say Gotta Find Me A Future Move Out Of My Way Also I Haven't Been Active In Ages Yeah Yeah Whatever I'm Tired And Busy And I've Got Shit Going On And Stuff Alright I Love You Bitches I'm Going Offline Again Soon Okay Ily And Idk If This Is Fake Or Not But I'm Pissed Af And I Can't Tell So Take It Or Leave It-J

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    Jacob Nunez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to cry on how bad this paragraph structure, grammar, and spelling is

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    #97

    Imagine Taking 2 Hours To Cum, Fuck Man I'd Just Be Lying There Saying "Come On, For Fucks Sake, Are You Done Yet??? I'm So Fucking Bored. Turn The God Damn TV On. Oh Fuck Off, Man I'm Leaving, Tell Me When You're Done Okay. Bye."-J

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    13 x 3 seconds is still less than a minute.

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    #98

    Comment Your Favourite Vaccines Below 👇 Mine Was My 4-In-One Preschool Booster I Got When I Was 3, Which Protects Me Against Diptheria, Tetanus, Whooping Cough, And Polio!

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    MissyTheUniverse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shocking twist, the husband was there the whole time.

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    #99

    Thats Really Cool Bro I Enjoy Living Fantasy Lives In My Head Too!

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude your ego didn't die it just blew up so big you can't see it's edges and think it's not there.

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    #100

    Who Are Mcr? Wrong Answers Only

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    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why’d you take a toddler to a concert, it’ll damage their ear drums

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