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50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Quality Humor Today
What are you looking for when you go on social media, pandas? Are you reading the news and trying to stay up to date with current events? Or are you hoping to find out what your friends are up to so you don’t lose touch?
Regardless of what you’re searching for, you’ll probably be happy to find some humor along the way. And if you’re in the mood for some funny memes, you’ve come to the right place, pandas. Below, we’ve gathered some of our favorite pics from the _theblessedone on Instagram, a meme account with over 3.8 million followers. Enjoy scrolling through these silly pics, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you chuckle!
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#1
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
I used to have a man do my cleaning when Bouche was a kitten. He was a large man, who wore shorts but no underwear. Because he was much heavier in the waist than the legs, there was plenty of room for dangly bits to, well, dangle. Bouche decided that the dangly bits were her personal wand toy. Oddly enough, the man never went commando in my house again!
Black Cat 2 years ago
Not all heroes have capes, some have fur and whiskers.
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Austin Sauce 2 years ago
I had a patient ask me how long I’ve been a male nurse. I said, “well I’ve been a nurse for 20 years and a male for 40 years.”
Socks Thecate 2 years ago
Thank you, Sir! I had a wonderful butch lesbian director of nursing at one time. There was a patient who was bothering two very young and pretty nursing assistants in such a manner. I told her what he was doing. She had the two nursing assistants come into her office and the next thing I see is her walking down the corridor rolling up her sleeves and saying "None of you worry. I"M going to give him his bedbath". He never gave anyone any trouble after that.
WalterWhiteSavannah 2 years ago
Been there done that. Also the go to for dealing with one particular giant woman hating resident we have who, luckily, is 7 damn feet tall and has a violently explosive temper. It's good more men are getting into health care.
Socks Thecate 2 years ago
Does he suddenly behave when you show up? Unfortunately as a small woman I've seen this happen a lot. Thanks for doing that for your colleagues.
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Rosie Red 2 years ago
I volunteered in the geriatric area of a hospital when I was 16. There was a disgusting old goat that would flash me with a huge smile on his face. I stopped going into his room.
Jude Laskowski 2 years ago
As more men are entering the nursing profession, most are very willing to help out with a perv male patient. Sometimes male inmates from jails or prisons have to be admitted to the hospital and they always want the young, cute female nurses. We had one nurse who was a 50+ year old man and he enjoyed seeing the inmate's face when he told them he was their nurse.
Tabitha 2 years ago
I have always joked with my husband that, if he ends up needing in-home nursing when he gets old (I’ll be old too, so won’t be able to lift him—-hell I can’t lift him now and never could, even when I was younger and he was thinner!), he’s NOT getting some pretty little woman to nurse him. I will be insisting the service send the biggest, ugliest, and grouchiest MALE nurse they can find, or I will hire him my own damned self.
Linda Robinett 2 years ago
Um, hmm, I wouldn't say that but he can at least just say Hi if I am in the hospital. Women need eye candy also.
Ouss Ben Aziza 2 years ago
Were i a nurse i would accept the offer. For the chance to crush their reproductive organs. If they complain what is the story they would tell? ha
winterwidow87 2 years ago (edited)
If they were gay they wouldn't harrass female nurses in the first place...
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𝙻𝚞𝚗𝚊 (𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢) 2 years ago (edited)
“So… you’re saying the e-vite *was* an accident??” *cries in bear*
#9
KatSaidWhat 2 years ago
Finally got to use that on someone yesterday. 😀 may have been on here...
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CanadianDimes 2 years ago
For those of us without kids, is there a service that lets us borrow from a family that has extras?
#20
𝙻𝚞𝚗𝚊 (𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢) 2 years ago
This was the most confusing exchange I have ever witnessed bahahha
#21
Serial pacifist 2 years ago (edited)
Coupon works once, you are actually on sesonal discount just four times - for spring, summer, autumn and winter, pal.
#32
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
Remember friend, a $2 espresso a day is only $4,800 over ten years. Even farther away from a down payment so stick to your iced latte.
#36
WindySwede 2 years ago (edited)
Or the person that used a clicker to train her [-self] to be happy? It was a post here in BP some time ago?
#42
green penguin / isabelle 2 years ago
...and that's why i'm not allowed in Europe anymore (legally). now, for the recipe..
#43
𝙻𝚞𝚗𝚊 (𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢) 2 years ago
*calls for another doctor* “Yes I have a doctorate.. in computer science” “can you save him?” “Yes…….as a pdf”
#44
WindySwede 2 years ago
FES is just for fun, any flerfs who belive in pizza will say FES is just a scam to mock them..
#45
WindySwede 2 years ago
Every marathon held, I actively not participate in. In order to honour this person.. 🙂
#46
Cthulhu Kitty 2 years ago
Have you gone back to thank those nice tattoo shop people from saving you from yourself?
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#56
Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost 2 years ago
I tell people I'm a big baby. The squirt cheese for the nachos at 7-11 is too hot for me!
#58
Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago
I read there was this gang that accompanied victims of abuse to court so their abusers didn't try to intimidate them. Can't remember the whole story.
#60
Arkham Wohlfert 2 years ago
Being arrested for not paying rent is insane anyway. Add to it that this woman should be being cared for fully financially as there is no way she should be working anymore makes it an even bigger horror. Capitalism is again proven to be pure evil.
#62
Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
Gonna nerd this right back: There are a lot of ways to prepare fries and lot of sizes for them too. Saying you should only eat 6 per serving can't apply to all fries in all situations
#64
ZuriLovesYou 2 years ago
Your grandad is super talented. But this painting is freaking me out.
#71
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
I guarantee there's at least one winery that ran that label in Nor-Cal near the coast probably in the mid 2000s.
#72
Michael Largey 2 years ago
Gee, I wonder why this Jason guy needs to see Behavioral Health Education Services.
#73
ZuriLovesYou 2 years ago (edited)
Reminds me of how I've watched so much Bluey, that I call everybody "mate" now.
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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago
I got something like that. An insurance company wanted me to work for them. I had just got an associate's degree in horticulture 😕😕😕😕
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