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Having a boss that cares about you is the best. Encouraging your personal and professional development, making you feel like a valuable member of the team, even saying a simple "thank you" really contributes to job satisfaction.

Sometimes, however, it feels like this boss doesn't even exist. Like they're just a fictional character, created by some business management faculty to trick students into joining the workforce.

Take this viral thread for example.

It started with a tweet by comedian Kevin McCaffrey. In it, McCaffrey recalled the time when he told his manager that his grandma had died before a double shift he was scheduled for. Their response? "Can you just work one shift?"

As the tweet blew up, people started replying with baffling phrases they heard from bosses themselves. Below are some of the most delirious ones.

Bored Panda got in touch with McCaffrey to learn more about the story behind his famous tweet. "I was a server in Anderson, Indiana for 4 months in 2003," he said. "Was I happy with it? No, haha, but I don't blame OG. It was a good server job in the area, the employees were very cool overall."

McCaffrey doesn't really remember what the real reason was that day, but he has a theory. "The TV department at Ball State's activity fair (called SuperParty) where people sign up for what shows they want to work on for the year. I was the host and EP of a late night talk show, and they wouldn't let me take the day off. I wasn't gonna miss it, so fake grandma had to have a bad day."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A friend who worked the registers at a large orange hardware store said one morning a colleague called in sick. Their assistant manager told her to report to work or you're fired. So the employee dragged herself out of bed, drove to work, stood at the cash register and within a half an hour had vomited all over the conveyor belt. The assistant manager then tried to get her to clean up her own vomit and continue working. The other employees rallied behind the sick employee and began arguing with the assistant manager. The store manager walked in the door to find this mutiny underway. He fired the assistant manager on the spot, apologized to the team, told the sick employee to go home, and then cleaned up the mess himself because he didn't want his other employees to get sick.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

makes me remember an interview few month or years ago. A soccer coach who was asked by journalists why that player wasn't their for their game. the coach tell them is wife's player was about the have their baby so he was with them for the occasion. this didn't seem to be a good reason for the journalists wich really infuriated the coach who told them that the birth of their child it's the greatest moment of a father and he was right to missing the game to be there.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was put onto new medications by my doctor once which would take two months to fully come into effect, so my doctor put me on medical leave for those two months (Short version, I was dealing with severe bowel distress in a security monitoring call center, so stepping away when I had to do so COULD NOT ALWAYS HAPPEN). I went to my job to show my manager (A family member who was personally aware of my health) the doctor's orders. She said "Get yourself better, so what you need to for your health". I was fired a month later for not coming to work within a 30 day period, as stated in the employee manual. Gotta love a job that cares about your well being.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here in the U.S., you had grounds to at least sue for unemployment, probably even actual damages. If you have a Dr.s statement, they cannot fire you, unless you do not return at the end of leave. They wouldn't have to pay you, they just could not fire you. The only exception would maybe be if it stated otherwise in a contract, such as salary, or with gig work which really has few safeguards

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once had a severe fall from a ladder. I broke the end off my elbow and tore every muscle in my arm when it dislocated. I was working retail at the time and it was in the midst of the Christmas rush. After 4 days off I was forced back to work with a full cast on my arm and hopped up on pain meds. I couldn't even shower or brush my hair properly.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lots of managers are like this. You’re contagious, so I’d prefer you to come in and infect everybody rather than have a couple of days off. Other than moral reasons to let people have time off, in a busy workplace that’s potentially dozens of more employees getting ill and taking time off, so having one person isolate themselves surely is good business sense (as well as being the right thing to do anyway) if all you care about is money.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Statements from long-extinct managers: Sick? "Go home, I'll cover for you." Getting married? "Have fun. We'll hold down the fort until you get back." Death in the family? "Sorry for your loss. Take as much time as you need." Modern managers know nothing about the jobs of the people working for them. They know only how to manage and don't even do that very well. They rely on minions to crack the whips. When one employee is out of the office for any reason, they can't handle it. If our jobs are so danged important that they can't go for one day without us, why then do they pay us so little? We should be getting ten times the amount.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now imagine this same scenario today....I think the boss would have been fired instead

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wa to go if yyou want to make sure all of your staff is getting sick.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That wouldn't happen here, the customers would stand up for the sick employee and the boss would get in big trouble.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t understand why bosses do this. It can easily lead to a lawsuit.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If there were decent laws, Managers could not behave like this (although they must be bad people too).

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm .... she was happy to ignore the roaches up until the employer upset her. Not cool. Not cool at all.

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The main thing McCaffrey took away from all the replies his tweet got was that "management, in every job, is delusional."

"They demand far more than they're willing to give almost everywhere, and expect people who are clearly working survival jobs to bail on everything in their lives to deliver unlimited salad and breadsticks for 2.13 an hour and an average of about 10% tip," he said. "I also learned that there are plenty of people very mad that I lied in 2003 at the Anderson Indiana Olive Garden and missed that shift."

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A study by CareerBuilder.com shows that a whopping 58 percent of managers said they didn’t receive any management training. Let that sink it. Most managers in the workforce were promoted because they were good at what they did, not because they made the people around them better. This statistic might explain their lack of competence. Our leaders aren't trained to lead.

Here's another interesting fact for you. Leigh Branham, author of The 7 Hidden Reasons Employees Leave revealed that 89 percent of bosses believe employees quit because they want more money. I bet any boss would love this statistic to be true (because it basically pardons them from wrong-doing) but it is simply not true. Only 12 percent of employees actually leave an organization for more money.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, 99% of people in food service are there just because they get paid. It's not really a 'calling' or 'career'.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a bit perplexed that work would even have the right to know your Dr, let alone ring them on a whim.

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A Harvard Business Review survey revealed that only 49% of full-time workers responded that they had "a great deal of trust" in those working above and alongside them. 

That becomes a bigger problem when you consider their other research which has found that positive teams that trust each other are more productive, creative, and resilient and improve the organization’s overall effectiveness.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good riddance! Some employers don't want you to be educated because you will quit then anyway. Best be out of that environment.

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Recognition is the number one thing employees say their manager could give them to elevate their job satisfaction to new heights. Sadly, as you can see from the tweets, not every boss gets it. Global studies prove that when it comes to inspiring people to be their best at work, nothing else comes close—not even higher pay, promotion, autonomy, or training.

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Gallup discovered that one of the most important decisions companies make is simply whom they name manager. However, its analytics suggest they usually get it wrong. In fact, Gallup found that companies fail to choose the candidate with the right talent for the job 82% of the time.

Gallup estimates that managers account for at least 70% of variance in employee engagement scores across business units, and this variation is in turn responsible for severely low worldwide employee engagement. Gallup reported in two large-scale studies in 2012 that only 30% of U.S. employees are engaged at work, and a staggeringly low 13% worldwide are engaged.

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If only they listened more.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t know how it works in the USA but that must be a health and safety violation.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not 3 days to get over it. It's 3 days to sort the paperwork. They're not offering "grief leave".

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm all for inclusivity, but you can't expect the whole restaurant system changes because of you being autistic?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you take paid time off over medical leave? No boss is going: " Wow, what an outstanding employee!!! Taking PTO instead of the medical leave he could have gotten. Amazing, remind me to promote him and give him a raise when he comes in." Instead they'll be like: " Jeez, what a dumb@ss. Remind me to fire him when he returns."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they got injured while working... then she was asked to come back to work the same day. by her boss. I would say this to the boss, before quitting: Do you are have stupid.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow, kidney stones suck(from what ive heard) and if your pissing rocks, you need to stay home.

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