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High school biology doesn't teach guys how to understand women. But it at least gives them an idea of how their bodies work. Pass that and you won't infuriate your girlfriend by telling her to "keep it in" when she asks you to buy her some tampons. Recently, Twitter user @brownandbella asked women to share the most ridiculous things they've heard men say about "sex, reproductive health, menstruation, etc" and BOY did they deliver! As of this article, the thread already has nearly 20K upvotes and over 3.5K comments, many of which will make you wonder if men are really that stupid or are they just being dicks. Maybe the first, maybe the latter, maybe a bit of both.

Image credits: brownandbella

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Sabrina45X Report

Almost a quarter of men have admitted that they have "no idea" what a pelvic floor is or what it is supposed to do. About 1 in 20 believe it's just another name for your pelvis and some even think it's a dance move. A new study has confirmed that men really are clueless when it comes to their female partner's body.

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    The study, released by pelvic floor experts INNOVO, found that nearly 4 in 10 men don't feel comfortable talking to women about it, too. 4 in 10 men also admit they have no understanding about the health issues their wife or girlfriend faces and are stumped when it comes to the length of their period.

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    Paweŀ Ziem
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be mandatory sex-ed for everyone, that we wouldn't be oblivious for specifics of each gender

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    The same magical 4 in 10 men don't feel comfortable talking to women about intimate health issues and as a result, more than a third try to avoid all conversations with their partner about subjects such as periods, intimate screening tests, and even sex.

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    KristyInCA Report

    Clare McDuff
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn monthly subscriptions. Never can stop them. I hear you can pause them for 9 months, but it is SO not worth it.

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    "Intimate health issues can be a difficult subject for many to discuss," Jane Wake, women's health and fitness expert, said. "'It may be funny to think men have no idea what a pelvic floor is or does, but it's a subject which needs to be taken seriously – especially as men also have a pelvic floor and can suffer the same problems as women."

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    #5

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    Koalamonster
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either he has a very small penis or thinks tampons are far bigger than they are. Either way.... wow.

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    Jane added that both men and women find it embarrassing to discuss their private health concerns with someone of the opposite sex, even if it is their own partner, but that being as open as possible with each other is the best way to gradually break down the taboo.

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    Bigboysplash Report

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good on you for defending your wife!

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    My_Beloved_One Report

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor girl... Worse will be in store

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    #9

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    jennschiffer Report

    Amina Hays
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was about 14, over 20 years ago, I was reading the problem page in a teen magazine. A girl had written a letter, in a total panic, because her periods weren't blue. She thought she had some terrible disease.

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    earzeg Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is less about guys and girls but about parents and an educationl system failing massively...

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    njokingumi Report

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually scary. Wishing pain on someone? He needs his medical license revoked.

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    RHanniganWrites Report

    Koalamonster
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we should all just tell people that from now on.

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    rosalina1001 Report

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, what aluck Humanitity survived till Pasteur saved us!

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    #16

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    Nikki D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I really wish this were possible.

    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine shooting 6-8 teaspoons of blood at your enemies: *pulls out tampon*.... WHOOOSHH.... splat!

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    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh silly me, why didn't I think of that?

    Brittany Louden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not trying to be crude but I've found if I masturbate during a period it will be clear for about a day or so. It works for me though.

    Erin McLain
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he got the "fall out" part semi-correct. I mean, it kinda does, lol.

    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't want to see how much is produced all at once I'm glad it takes a week. that would be terrifying

    Nikki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. But god, i sure wish it did!

    Melissa Mitchell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft...the shortest period I’ve had I. The last year was 16 days.

    Maggie Collins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't you think we would if we could??!!

    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am totally losing faith in humanity.

    John Matthews
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were smart you would do that.

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hold it... hold it... FIRE!!!!!

    David Paracka
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you can twist yourself like a mop!

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he figures out a way for that to be possible he'd be a billionaire.

    Christine Ladyman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are times when I just need to slap these dummies. And they usually think they're so much smarter than us. 😠😢

    ptm45
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, in one of my most intense periods I had the idea that I hope uteruses could be taken out like a component and put somewhere until the period ended.

    Janice Seagraves
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be great but nature didn't make women that way.

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He obviously thinks it is like pooping. Too bad he has poop for brains.

    Just saying
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait to you are pre-menopausal - this can happen. Or the reverse, you end up having a light period over about two weeks. Fun times ahead girls.

    Valerie Linares
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, again... doesn't work that way... LOL!

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would if we could but we can't.

    Volker H
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stupid, I am a man as my name suggests, all those posts imply most men do not know s**t about womens menstruation. Wrong if you aren't an american citizen

    NWB
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would be great if we could!!!

    Naomi Scrutton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how you end up birthing big clotty bits of your uterus lining. It's extremely painful and a sign there's something WRONG

    Biana Weatherford
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine the pain? Still...give me a couple pills, a hot shower, and a couple hours. I'm down for that.

    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Push it out.....really. If it was that easy.

    Kim
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard at this!

    Elisabeth Bergbom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you just push all your 💩 out the right way instead of it coming out of your mouth?

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    -
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be great, actually

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    Cherry Warr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how did ANYONE know how many she would need in space? how many women have had their periods in space? we know that the absence of gravity affects various body functions.

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and that claws and fangs and fur thing...annoying.

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth should father express his opinions about daughters sexual life?

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you hold that stupid sounds coming out from your mounth?

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    psychomama Report

    Natters
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shocking truth: babies are tiny robots juicing up inside their mums.

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you dodged a bullet with that one. Just because you are in college, does not mean you are educated.

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    GoodWolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So does he wash his penis every time after peeing?

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    nanashi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a law that everyone need to have a certificate for passing Sex Ed in high school before you can be considered an adult.

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let me guess...he is an anti-vaxx as well

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