50 Of The Most Cringeworthy And Dumb Posts That Might Give You A Second-Hand Embarrassment

What do the members of Tate's fanclub call themselves? Taters maybe? If they do, I'm totally down to boil 'em mash 'em and stick 'em in a stew. And there's my first cannibalism joke of the evening.

To be fair, we’re not made of sugar. We won’t melt.

It's true, Brazil does not speak English. Or any other language. Because countries can't speak. BRAZILIANS, on the other hand...

I have witnessed birthing mothers wishing death on fathers in the height of delivery though.

This is what happens when we start teaching phonetics

I honestly thought it said balls and got stuck wondering when they had sex appeal?

Nobody has seen this douchebag’s brain without a microscope

Maybe She is homophobic... You don't know! Still, a very cute homophobic 🤭

Go pound sand Julie.

That took a moment.... Lactose intolerant

I really hope this is a troll

Give me all tomatoes!

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Tbf many american movies and series originated from other countries.

I think they mean make something cold as fast as a microwave makes something hot. Not a bad idea actually.

That almost sounds like a bad pickup line. How many bones do you got in your body? Want one more?

And I thought Flat Earthers were dumb.

You know, this is a really good advertisement for allowing tattoo parlors to euthanize.

Does anyone else start speaking with an accent after reading a book or watching a movie where the characters use one, or is it just me?

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I'm not explaining time differences to that person. He probably thinks the earth is flat.

Tell us, Marge. Tell us EXACTLY how it’s done; show your work.

Even a broken clock is wrong twice a day. Wait, that isn't right.

Hmmm, try that math method on your bank account next.

Narrator: America does not, in fact, do things the right way.

Why blur it out? We know who this was...

Technically, it’s both

I have the mathematical equivalent of dyslexia - I cannot do mental math, I HAVE to use pen and paper etc. Even I know this is wildly wrong. Yes, people who state multi-year ages in months are unusual, but OP is using weeks for a reason...

"It in 3 dimensions"

99% of the people in the world are fertile women? There's a lot of stupid here that I'm having a hard time processing.

Is she $1.99 a pound for boneless skinless?

No, us Democrats control the weather. Just ask MTG. We know how to add clouds.

Yes, yes you are.

Ask him about the Dakotas next.

Pike

In the spirit of “even a stopped clock is right twice a day”, not all bacteria are bad

Especially with a penis and no uterus... 🤦‍♂️ read some other books..

No, we don't. We use crochet to mean crochet and knit to mean knit.

I get the feeling this dude isn't allowed within 1000yd of an elementary school.

I feel like some of these are the voice-to-text feature going wrong.

Lucky you. With that kind of thinking you should be able to avoid interacting with a birth canal permanently.

Well, it worked for the guy who killed McBeth

So I was never born? Does that mean I no longer have to pay taxes?

The medical definition of birth is the process of giving birth to a baby, or the emergence of a new person from the body of their parent. It is also known as parturition, labour, or delivery.

And that C-Sections saved your life and possibly your mother's. My oldest ended up being an emergency C-section and my youngest was breech position, butt first with his feet up by his face.

I heard that so many times from "real mothers". Does it really matter how the baby gets out? I mean for the baby, I guess for the mother it is different, in one case she has one set of problems and in the other she has different set (like repairing muscles that were cut in half).

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I parked my car in the C-Section once. I had to crawl out of the sunroof. JFC!

Maybe by Shakespearean standards.

and yet a baby is the result of both events?

Too much lead paint for you two already...

No, they are bedsheets.

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Uncle bill cord. That's a new one for me. A new low, I should say. Not sure if I should 🤣 or 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄.

Did I have a stroke?

Cats aren't just predators, they're obligated carnivores. They lack the enzymes necessary to process carbs, starchs and vegetation. If sufficient animal based protein isn't available their internal organs quickly shut down. Dogs are at least some what omnivorous. Dogs can also go 3-5 days without food as long as fresh water is available, though it's not ideal. Cats can only go 2-3, but organ damage starts in as little as 30-36 hours, cascading rapidly to failure.

I kind of wish Texas were in a different country, though

Science, and Nature, don’t care if you believe in them or not. They exist, regardless of your beliefs.

I really hope this was written by a man pretending to be a woman, not an actual woman. Otherwise it's too depressing.

"Well, we could probably spend two weeks making fun of you. But I suspect we'd have much better things to do." ("We could play chess, or..." "Let's play chess!")

No, suitey…

154 believe the same? 😳

That's exactly what the tobacco companies have been saying for years, so it must be right

No, I'm pretty sure it's nucleic... but whatever floats your boat

We used to use ‘nicotine bombs’ in plant nurseries. You’d light one, seal the doors, and then let the smoke fill the glasshouse. Killed absolutely everything, probably why they are now banned.