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The Best Way To Get A Girls Number After Matching On Tinder We’ve Ever Seen
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Swipe right or swipe left? Navigating Tinder can be like an exhausting ‘choose-your-own-adventure’ game – or in the case of one user a literal one. One Reddit user posted an entertaining exchange they had with a match on a quest to get her number.
Yes, ‘duck guy’ as he came to be called, chose a more creative approach to scoring the digits, rather than just come out and ask he created a hilarious mini-adventure for her to follow. In the digital age with so many options and short attention spans this guy knows that sometimes you have to put in a little more work to stand out. Scroll down below to see how his story played out!
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Then when he calls, he finds out Amelia is actually a 220lb biker dude with long hair and a wrap sheet. Should the guy continue the conversation with "Amelia" or take a few hundred hot showers?
A "rap sheet" is a list of past crimes, a "wrap sheet" is a shroud for a corpse. Neither is something you want in a first date.
why all the downvotes for an apology?
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I'm very sorry. I did not know the grammar police would be reading this. My apologies.
I don't see how this is possible since you can see people's pictures on Tinder?
@Kaisu Rei yeah you can see people's pictures but it doesn't always mean the pictures are of them... could be a catfish
Wow. From most of your comments (which I usually enjoy) I assumed you would want to know the correct spelling. You seemed to be open to the facts. Had I wished to be pedantic I would have not have made the joke about a first date.
https://www.boredpanda.com/duck-story-tinder-pickup-line/
I’d be disappointed if I answered the phone and it wasn’t an actual duck. 😆 Cute story! Hope things work out for them.
Maybe it's just because I've used online apps for a while, but my first thought as the recipient of these messages would be, "this is rather elaborate", I wonder how often he does this"
Then when he calls, he finds out Amelia is actually a 220lb biker dude with long hair and a wrap sheet. Should the guy continue the conversation with "Amelia" or take a few hundred hot showers?
A "rap sheet" is a list of past crimes, a "wrap sheet" is a shroud for a corpse. Neither is something you want in a first date.
why all the downvotes for an apology?
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I'm very sorry. I did not know the grammar police would be reading this. My apologies.
I don't see how this is possible since you can see people's pictures on Tinder?
@Kaisu Rei yeah you can see people's pictures but it doesn't always mean the pictures are of them... could be a catfish
Wow. From most of your comments (which I usually enjoy) I assumed you would want to know the correct spelling. You seemed to be open to the facts. Had I wished to be pedantic I would have not have made the joke about a first date.
https://www.boredpanda.com/duck-story-tinder-pickup-line/
I’d be disappointed if I answered the phone and it wasn’t an actual duck. 😆 Cute story! Hope things work out for them.
Maybe it's just because I've used online apps for a while, but my first thought as the recipient of these messages would be, "this is rather elaborate", I wonder how often he does this"