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Welcome to romance in the 21st century, where dating apps give us endless profiles to swipe through, yet half the time we don’t even get a reply. There are catfish in the sea, lovebombers on the loose, ghosters vanishing mid-chat, and even the occasional date who disappears before paying the bill.

Still, if there’s one upside to modern dating chaos, it’s the comedy gold it produces. The Instagram account Texts With Benefits captures it all, sharing some of the funniest and most painfully relatable posts about love, dating, and everything in between.

Scroll down to see them and upvote the ones that made you laugh (or cringe) the hardest!

#1

Close-up of a young woman smiling widely on a dating profile with a humorous, unhinged dating bio.

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Lotekguy
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11 months ago

That's a lot to live up to.

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    #2

    Funny unhinged dating tweet about a Bumble date misunderstanding Jewish deli as a place of worship.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    I'm not Jewish, but I quite enjoy the Sacrament of Pastrami...

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    #3

    Text debate about whether to pour cereal before or after milk, highlighting unhinged tweets about dating opinions humorously.

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    No, no. It's milk first, then cereal, THEN bowl!

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    #4

    Tweet about dating from Hinge highlighting unhinged, relatable experiences in modern dating texts with benefits theme.

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    Nina
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    She needs to learn to love herself and know her worth

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    #5

    Tweet about a Hinge dating experience highlighting the awkward use of the word females in dating conversations.

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    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    100% of men I've ever met / interacted with who use "female" as a noun were a human equivalent of stepping on a Lego in a wet sock. There's even a whole subreddit that mocks these losers (r/MenAndFemales)

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    #6

    Unhinged dating tweet about low expectations and unexpected compliments on lips during a date.

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    #7

    Tweet humorously comparing credit card chip machine instructions to confusing dating experiences in perfectly unhinged tweets about dating.

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    The Majestic Opossum
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Funny, but not sure it fits...

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    #8

    Humorous unhinged tweet about dating standards, now only wanting to date a guy with a dog, from dating tweets collection.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    That he treats well*

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    #9

    Tweet by Brock about being constantly tired but staying awake, reflecting perfectly unhinged tweets about dating reality.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    But WHY do we do this? Can someone explain it? I'm only mildly stupid!

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    #10

    Tweet about dating experience where a Hinge date leaves abruptly and unmatches, highlighting unhinged dating moments.

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    Moving Enigma
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Sounds like a rude, but very very lucky, escape for you!

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    #11

    Tweet about dating standards expressing disappointment in men, illustrating perfectly unhinged dating humor and relatable experiences.

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    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    IMO it's always better to be alone than to be with a disappointing man, and I say it as a man. Y'all queens deserve only the best.

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    #12

    Two dogs outside with text about dating, humorously referencing perfectly unhinged tweets on dating experiences.

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    Barbara Wilcock
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    And another one,and another one....

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    #13

    Adulting humor about parents using Netflix and Spotify, reflecting on life and unhinged tweets about dating.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    When you stop with avocado! 🤦‍♂️ /s

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    #14

    Text about a Bumble date owing a back massage for carrying the conversation, reflecting unhinged dating tweets humor.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Those kinds of "meet ups" are a total drag.

    #15

    Text about a hinge date making a funny comment on lining up the next date at a bar in unhinged dating tweets.

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    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    People out there hitting two dates in one night, meanwhile me not being able to score one in 30 years 😅

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    #16

    Funny unhinged tweet about dating describing an awkward Hinge date introduction as a one-night stand.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Or could be not a night stand at all then..

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    #17

    Text about guys who ghosted on Bumble trying to message on Hinge, reflecting unhinged tweets about dating reality.

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    Rebecca Duan
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    A girl who knows her worth 👏👏👏

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    #18

    Text about having an extra hour for sleep, featuring perfectly unhinged tweets about dating humor and relatable moments.

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    Mel in Georgia
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Did everyone in the US enjoy their extra hour this morning? I did!

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    #19

    Tweet about a hilarious and perfectly unhinged dating experience involving a fake Australian accent and misunderstanding.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    🍤➡️🔥

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    #20

    Text about a hinge date, unhinged tweets on dating highlighting red flags and relationship humor.

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Fire engine red.

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    #21

    Tweet about a Bumble date mix-up at a cooking class highlighting perfectly unhinged tweets about dating reality.

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    Amanda Reinstatler
    Community Member
    9 months ago

    Cuuuuute

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    #22

    Tweet about dating from a user named Melissa joking about stalking a date who is a loving husband and father, illustrating unhinged dating humor.

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    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    "My boyfriend's family won't let us date!" "Well who are they to stop you?" 'His wife and kids."

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    #23

    A humorous unhinged tweet about snacks highlighting perfectly unhinged tweets about dating that feel way too real.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    A timed (dog) food dispenser?

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    #24

    Text post humor about dating from the perfect unhinged tweets about dating, highlighting a sarcastic quote and dating humor.

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    Amanda Reinstatler
    Community Member
    9 months ago

    Yeah don't do that.

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    #25

    Tweet about dating ghosting on Bumble, humorously describing an awkward bus encounter after being deleted.

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    moggiemoo
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Does he know you're there?

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    #26

    Tweet about dating confusion involving a Bumble date, illustrating perfectly unhinged dating moments that feel way too real.

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    Bell-icose
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    What delightful sarcasm. You’d have to be a fool not to find that funny.

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    #27

    Funny unhinged tweet about dating comparing personality to iceberg lettuce and its relatable charm.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    But it's also tasteless and goes limp very quickly.

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    #28

    Text about texting back fast as a perfectly unhinged tweet about dating humor and relationships.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited)

    That often happens to those of us who completely forgot they had a text waiting for attention. Do it fast or do it next week. 😂

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    #29

    Text about using a dog missing as an excuse to cancel a hinge date, reflecting unhinged tweets about dating.

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    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Absolutely.

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    #30

    Tweet about dating humor mentioning ghosting and texting anxieties, illustrating perfectly unhinged dating experiences.

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    Himanish
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Therapistzoned if that's even a thing

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    #31

    Two Spider-Men pointing at each other with text about dating profiles and height differences, illustrating unhinged dating humor.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Why the obsession?

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    #32

    Text about roasting as a mistaken way to flirt, illustrating unhinged tweets about dating humor.

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    The Majestic Opossum
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Wait, it's not? Huh, that explains a lot...

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    #33

    Tweet about a Bumble date experience shared among multiple girls, highlighting unhinged and relatable dating moments.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    I presume he was paying. (In more ways than one, perhaps.)

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    #34

    Tweet about dating humorously suggesting Love is Blind prepared people for dating during Coronavirus, reflecting unhinged dating tweets.

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    Eggwodd
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    11 months ago

    Won't work. On LiB, you know those chicks are in FULL make-up/clothing. Force home stay means no make-up and sweats - pick your poison men!

    #35

    Text about cuffing season and dating humor mentioning anxiety, depression, and relationships from unhinged dating tweets.

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    Mia Chapman
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Me too

    #36

    Tweet about dating with a hilarious ghosting story illustrating perfectly unhinged dating moments on social media.

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    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited)

    Lol, I had the opposite happen to me TWICE. Two dudes who had ignored me after a date a couple years ago messaged me on Hinge because they didn't remember me. Ignored them back 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    #37

    Tweet about dating woes mentioning a hinge date and strep throat, showcasing perfectly unhinged dating humor.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Depends how you got it.

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    #38

    Tweet about a Bumble date with awkward honesty, capturing the perfectly unhinged moments in dating life.

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    Mel in Georgia
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    No! I definitely look better in person than I do in pics.

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    #39

    Tweet about meeting a Bumble date humorously admitting weight gain, reflecting perfectly unhinged dating moments.

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    #40

    Tweet humor about dating expenses and Bumble dates reflecting perfectly unhinged tweets about dating experiences.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Where the h3ll is OP eating?

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    #41

    Tweet about a Bumble date involving white pants and an ex, highlighting perfectly unhinged tweets about dating.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Commas are a good thing, had to reread three times. And wondered why Sarah wore white pants just because the ex also did? Did they know each others and coordinated their pants colours? Also wṭf!!

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    #42

    Tweet about dating expressing frustration with telling nice guys sorry during a bad time, reflecting unhinged dating reality.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Nice guy™ or gen good?

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    #43

    Tweet about dating standards lowered to someone who simply texts back, reflecting unhinged tweets about dating experiences.

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    moggiemoo
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    My standards would start there and then go lower.

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    #44

    Planning a Hinge date timeline with anxious texts and relatable moments about dating from perfectly unhinged tweets.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Thursday at midnight: WHY can't I find someone decent?

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    #45

    Screenshot of a humorous unhinged tweet about dating featuring a Bumble date asking about kids and a bleak reply about human civilization.

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    11 months ago (edited)

    A whole lot of folks seem to be pushing for that to happen a lot earlier. The Mad Max scenarios have gone from sci-fi fantasy to likely prophecy to upcoming New Year's wishes.

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    #46

    Text about dating on Hinge mentioning ghosting and wanting to respond with a ghost emoji, from unhinged tweets about dating.

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    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Do it!

    #47

    Tweet about dating from Bumble, sharing a humorous take on tiredness and asking a date to build a bed frame.

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    Day Andie
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    Well, not the bed frame. But if you could find a date to help you with an IKEA bookshelf, and you manage to be able to speak to one another after you finish, and the shelf actually will hold at least two books, it might be love.

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    #48

    Tweet about dating awkwardness after ghosting someone on Bumble and running into them looking tired from work.

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    TheWickedOne
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    1) Who cares, you ghosted him. 2) How tf do all these people remember all these other people they come across on these apps?... jfc

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    #49

    Cartoon showing a woman telling a man she likes him as a friend, humorous unhinged dating tweet about relationships.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    They're perfectly matched...they both have severe jaundice.

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    #50

    Text about impatience and ghosting in Bumble messages, highlighting unhinged tweets about dating humor.

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    #51

    Text message conversation humorously illustrating dating struggles with unhinged, relatable tweets about dating experiences and communication.

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    Ace
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    11 months ago

    Honest, at least.

    #52

    Tweet about ghosting a Bumble date, illustrating humor in perfectly unhinged dating tweets that feel way too real.

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    Ace
    Community Member
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    11 months ago

    Genuine question: How would you know if someone was "trying" to ghost you?

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    #53

    Text about a Hinge date saying play it by here leading to ending the dating situation, featuring unhinged dating tweets.

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    Kat
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited)

    I think it’s “Play it by ear”

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    #54

    Text about a Bumble date and marriage plans being canceled, showcasing unhinged tweets about dating that feel way too real.

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    #55

    Tweet about a hinge date failing as they discuss exes early, illustrating perfectly unhinged tweets about dating humor.

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    #56

    Tweet about dating hilariously describing the most compatible person as someone who ghosted after wasting time.

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    #57

    Tweet about a parent explaining why school is mandatory with a humorous twist on unhinged dating tweets.

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    #58

    Woman with long brown hair in an outdoor setting, featuring a dating profile highlighting unhinged tweets about dating reality.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    11 months ago

    🤢