Welcome to romance in the 21st century, where dating apps give us endless profiles to swipe through, yet half the time we don’t even get a reply. There are catfish in the sea, lovebombers on the loose, ghosters vanishing mid-chat, and even the occasional date who disappears before paying the bill.
Still, if there’s one upside to modern dating chaos, it’s the comedy gold it produces. The Instagram account Texts With Benefits captures it all, sharing some of the funniest and most painfully relatable posts about love, dating, and everything in between.
Scroll down to see them and upvote the ones that made you laugh (or cringe) the hardest!
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100% of men I've ever met / interacted with who use "female" as a noun were a human equivalent of stepping on a Lego in a wet sock. There's even a whole subreddit that mocks these losers (r/MenAndFemales)
But WHY do we do this? Can someone explain it? I'm only mildly stupid!
IMO it's always better to be alone than to be with a disappointing man, and I say it as a man. Y'all queens deserve only the best.
People out there hitting two dates in one night, meanwhile me not being able to score one in 30 years 😅
Did everyone in the US enjoy their extra hour this morning? I did!
"My boyfriend's family won't let us date!" "Well who are they to stop you?" 'His wife and kids."
What delightful sarcasm. You’d have to be a fool not to find that funny.
Lol, I had the opposite happen to me TWICE. Two dudes who had ignored me after a date a couple years ago messaged me on Hinge because they didn't remember me. Ignored them back 🤷🏻♀️
Commas are a good thing, had to reread three times. And wondered why Sarah wore white pants just because the ex also did? Did they know each others and coordinated their pants colours? Also wṭf!!
1) Who cares, you ghosted him. 2) How tf do all these people remember all these other people they come across on these apps?... jfc
Altogether weird. Another thing: please everyone click on the three dots and report kristinmurphy and others who post such spam.
We are, believe me we are, but it doesn't appear to do much good.
Load More Replies...Is a site where people take unadvisable romantic risks called "bumble" for a reason?
It's actually because it's women-focused (women initiate the conversations), like a hive of bees are focused on the queen bee
Load More Replies...Altogether weird. Another thing: please everyone click on the three dots and report kristinmurphy and others who post such spam.
We are, believe me we are, but it doesn't appear to do much good.
Load More Replies...Is a site where people take unadvisable romantic risks called "bumble" for a reason?
It's actually because it's women-focused (women initiate the conversations), like a hive of bees are focused on the queen bee
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