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People are often frustrated that school doesn't teach practical life skills. They say: why didn't they teach us how to pay taxes, or how to take a loan for a house, and so on.

Well, Jimmy Neiron took it a bit further, and with the help of the Dalle-3 neural network, he generated kids' toys that would prepare children for adulthood early on. This set of toys introduces kids to real adult experiences like depression, bill-paying, and beer-drinking.

So, without further ado, we present you with toys that might be too real.

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Bored Panda reached out to Jimmy Neiron, AKA Evgeniy Matskevich, to learn more about him and his toy collection. First of all, he introduced himself: “My name is Evgeniy Matskevich, I am an engineer by education, with a master's degree in information systems. Now I am a pictorialist and author of comics, I have been popularizing science through memes and comics for more than 7 years (I work in the public Obrazovach and other scientific communities). A year ago, when the boom of neural networks began, I decided to take up neural network art and started the Jimmy Neiron channel.”

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    mulk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only when you've played too much with "my first beer"

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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll drink to this one 🍺 Cheers

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    Evgeniy has been sharing all sorts of generated content on his Jimmy Neiron channel, but his toys have caught our attention the most. We wanted to know what inspired him to create this quite shocking collection.

    “Recently, the third version of the Dalle neural network became available for public use. People involved in image generation embraced it with enthusiasm and began experimenting with its capabilities. In one of the chats of such enthusiasts (Chat of the Neuroaesthetics channel), I saw a picture with a plastic toy in the form of a bong, the paradox of this combination led me to the idea of ​​creating a selection with 'non-children’s' toys. Together with my friends, we sketched out several phenomena and things related to adult life that children do not encounter. Some of them, in addition to the most abstract ones, were implemented,” shared Evgeniy.

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    María Hermida
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I saw a mouth on the cup, until I realised it's meant to be a coffee bean... It took me a couple of minutes.

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    We asked Evgeniy to describe the process of creating these visualizations and what challenges and breakthroughs he encountered during the creative process.

    “In principle, this neural network is very responsive to requests and 'understands' well what they want from it. Once I came up with the basis of the prompt ('packaging a plastic children’s toy in the form of something'), things went very quickly. I translated the descriptions of the toys into English and ran these prompts through a neural network. Some concepts, such as depression, needed to be described in detail so that the neural network would visualize them exactly as I imagined (in the case of depression, a sad person in a tracksuit, with a pillow and a slice of pizza),” explained Evgeniy.

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    Axisgaymtf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its all fun and games until it opens

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    We also asked Evgeniy to share what he would like for people to take away from these toy sets. He shared: “From my point of view, the effect of this selection is achieved through the dissonance between childhood innocence and the often traumatic experiences of adulthood. The combination of colorful plastic and images from the adult world creates a visual paradox. Partly this selection evokes nostalgia for carefree childhood times, partly it is aimed at kidults, people who never grow up, for whom life remains a game. It seems to me that these images are meant to remind us of the childish part of us and remind us of how important it is to preserve a childish view of the world. But of course, everyone can take away something different.”

    And lastly, he added: “Try to remain young at heart, that is, be curious, open to new things, and do not lose the ability to be surprised.”

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    Julian Slate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "FAT" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    Joseph Stillman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    had to put down my 80 pound boxer about 2 months ago, still hurts

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry for your loss. <3 I had to euthanize my German Shepherd in 2010 (cancer) and I still miss her. I hope you were able to keep a bit of fur or a pawprint - those little things can help so much.

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    Black Garbage
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here lies fat. It will be dearly missed by all of us, RIP Fat.

    Waffles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes, im so sad my pet died, his name was ✨ fat ✨

    Annabelle Bordesnki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact the cat is named “Fat” breaks my heart more than the product itself

    Lex <3 (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely hate this bc it’s so sad but at the same time im wheezing because- FAT? really? 💀😭

    TheOddPotater (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO KITTY’S JUST SLEEPING PUT AWAY THE SHOVEL AND THE GRAVESTONE

    Piwi Millan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh this is really helpful 😭

    Dynamite Samurai Koala
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ur profile picture is the cat from google doodle champion island and it looks like fat the dead cat

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    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To love a pet is a wonderful experience. To love many is exalting.

    Ceylan Arslan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    İ hate ai BEC İT CALLED AN CAT AN FATTY İ LİTTERLY LOVE CATS

    S WO
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got a cat when I was 9...he didn't die until I was 33 with 4 kids of my own?! Would give this out to my entire family!😆

    SofieTheMJFan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the fück is that in the top right corner

    Bree Maurer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good Lord 😅😅😅😅😅

    Dana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know that it's missing a shoebox!

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last place? This is the only one that actually made me laugh.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my..... I laughed way too hard at this...

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    René Sauer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, can´t have one if you don´t have faith...

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    I too remember my first Paapkowarkop. Truly a rite of adulthood.

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    le_smol_froge
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    friendly reminder to mu your soy today pandas

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