50 Relatable Memes That Might Be Exactly What You Need Right Now (New Pics)

'heeeeeeey baby, wanna stuff me?'

He's obviously obese but imagine a time when people would buy that as "fattest man in the world". And pay money. You can see similar for free just by shopping at my local Walmart.

And it worked for 2 hours

Drink apple juice. O.J. will k!ll you.

Wow. That's shocking.

In nightclubs, people have fun. In temples, humans and animals were killed. I know what I prefer. And every shyte who buys into this "s*x makes women worth less" can go and suck themselves.

He was technically correct, you know.

Heads up, this is a rendering, the fossil is still bones and petrified mummified soft tissue.

Why does the wrapper sound so loud? It was always embarrassing that others would know - trying to stealth unwrap the stupid thing!

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Lol

Or on the bus

Oh dear, oh bless...

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I'm guessing he wasn't dealing m**h.

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Um, is that a zombie?

Ohhhh I thought it said Portland lol

wow all right then

My mum would find that funny :)

She's got the magic touch.

She seems like a keeper, even if she's not two handy.

That's because I'm a sneaky b*****d SIR!

You may not have the best understanding of the word "fiance".

I admit, I laughed at this a bit too hard.

Pickles, Tomatoes, Onions. So this is the PTO I've been reading about?

You could have done it a lot faster if you had stopped eating avocados, dumbo.

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D**n, he's got Hulk Angry strength. Fridges are heavy.

I'm in. Whenever.

I want to see the replies to this - are they similar to the ones the lady with the hickeys got?

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That's the Extend-O-Fart function. You can keep them crying for miles.

he's about to get himself into some holy sh1t

"tender balls" *snigger

Amateur, that's a feathered dinosaur

Is this friend Pinocchio

👏👏👏👏👏

Well... appropriately, it's not a green card...

She's ready for the corporate world now.

Ages ago, I was grocery shopping with my Partner. I wandered through the fruit and vege section, collected a few items, and then found Partner in Dairy section. I walked to to trolley and put the items in it. In a loud voice he said "Who are you lady, and why are you putting stuff in my trolley?" Everyone stopped and looked.. .. I gave him the look of absolute death.

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If they ask for a doctor on an international flight I pretend to be asleep. We get warned not to volunteer, in case we get sued for malpractice by a US citizen for not doing everything 100% correct. Sad but true...

Empathy's source is self reflection.

I'm one of the lucky one to use my real name divided by a dot @gmail.com

Schoolie Mcschoolface has my vote!

I always say, don't be embarrassed, own it

So that isn't the Staff of Ra showing the location of the treasure? But my first thought was actually Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon album cover.

You have to watch it drunk, then it all "clicks."

All hopped up on scooby snacks for real.

Just last week I said to my husband “ I can see your a r s e ( F You BP) THROUGH your pants”

Amateurs. Somebody snuck into my house and installed Assassin's Creed Shadows on my PC!

And dying in the moment.

My grandpa bought one of those Sears kits in 1949 for $1600 or about $30,000 today. It was less than a year's salary so he was able to pay cash upfront. His parents chipped in $1000 as a wedding gift. My parents bought a house in 1985 for $23,000, which is about $68,000 today. They saved up for a year and paid cash because her parents chipped in $10k. My mom asked me if I'm planning to buy a house. The average house price is $680,000 in my city, or $200k-400k for an apartment. She told me I just need to cut out unnecessary spending. I asked her if she was gonna chip in $200,000

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That's just "Josef". There are tons of more weird names.

Hire taller staff.

Janada or Jreenland?

A beautiful dogo. But please don't clip ears

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Her name sounds like an English Village.

😯...🤫!

Nah, it'd be all ones.

Google is so helpful sometimes. /S One time I googled age of consent by state, due to a conversation I was reading here on BP about a famous person in a relationship with a young person. Google gave me three screens asking me if I wanted info on help with s*x addictions before giving me the actual search results.

I took my wedding band to the jewelers to have it resized. I had just finished asking if it would be done by our anniversary so I can wear it that night and the lady at the counter asks me, “Oh, you’re married?” I told her, “Nope, but my husband is.” She didn’t find it funny.

I have so many questions I don’t want answered.

'no no, sorry, I'm HOLDEN Mabols'

No Dude, it's "hi, how are you"

Be a great story to tell if it actually worked out :D

Wonder if I can make it go over 9000

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