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If you think your dad's embarrassing then you obviously haven't met Chris Martin (not the singer from Coldplay. Just to clarify). Because this guy doesn't do typical embarrassing dad stuff like dancing in front of your friends or threatening to kill your boyfriend. No. This dad trolls his own teenage daughter. On the internet. And it's hilarious.
"So my daughter has been posting sexy selfies of herself and instead of telling her to stop, well, I thought of something better," wrote Mr. Martin on Instagram. He's a comedian and podcaster from Washington, US, and although his daughter Cassie might refute the first claim, we think this guy's a true contender for Dad of the Year. Take a look at the pictures below to see what we mean, and don't forget to vote for the most embarrassing!
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#1
with a Y and a Z 9 years ago
you know she's his daughter when they can have the same lip contour
Penelope Peck 9 years ago
THIS is likely to send her into hiding for the next decade.. Not all bad, from a dad viewpoint.
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#2
Santiba Knecht 9 years ago
It's the most commonly drawn dog face in the 7th grade
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Wendy Stevens 9 years ago
Wish there were more dad's ( parents) that paid this much attention to there children. Great job Dad! You rock those pants!!
Nicole Connelly 9 years ago
@ihaveapenis you are a poor excuse for life. you obviously do not have kids, and I truly hope you never do!
#3
Amanda Wright 9 years ago
She's a pretty girl! She has her father's lips. She looks like a doll but not a blow up doll. That's just tacky.
#4
Kelsey Squirrell 9 years ago
Lol these selfie girls kill me...clean your f*****g bathroom ya slob!
andrew danish 9 years ago
too funny. love the attention to detail. (TP roll) these must be so fun to do. i just may try it with my daughter.
Caramel000 9 years ago
they take the photo in the bathroom cause thats the best or only place they have a mirror
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#6
Kelly Smith 9 years ago
I get grossed out by people constantly taking selfies and posting them... get over yourself! Way to go dad!
Abigale Brown 9 years ago
Either #2 or #3 would be the worst or most embarassing to me although, they're ALL pretty bad
Margaret Cromack 9 years ago
Makes it look silly coming from him. I think if I was the girl I'd stop posting so dad would stop too.
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Hans 9 years ago
Wow...her selfies look generic and clichéd. The strive for individualism seems to make today's youngster more indistinguishable than ever.
Edita Mikėnaitė 9 years ago
I would share your comment if I could! Well said!
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DieFledermaus 9 years ago
She has the same duck face in every photo. Maybe the saying is true. If you keep making that face it will get stuck that way
Mistrz Varflock 9 years ago
She's just slowly developing a real beak. : P
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Laura Robinson 9 years ago
I dont think we should be critical of the girl. Shes a beautiful young woman whom is trying to be like her peers. The likes of celebrities such as the Kardashians have prioritised looks over inner beauty. We need to redirect our young to real self worth. #beautyisonlyskindeep #realbeautyisontheinside
Tatiana Benavides 9 years ago
I honestly don't see what's wrong with these photos. I mean I know I'm from a younger generation but who cares? She's not objectifying herself and since when did how a person takes a selfie speak about what kind of person they are?
CC Hogan 9 years ago
Selfies are fun and silly. Humans have been fun and silly for thousands of years. It is perfectly natural; this just the modern twist. Modern, free society allows for this rather wonderful side of humanity to be expressed, but it also means there will be plenty of miserable people condemning it. How sad for them. And I include rather a lot of the grumbling posters on this thread.
Jaida Gaudet 9 years ago
Is it sad that I think some of her dads selfies are better than hers lol
Keeley Missler 9 years ago
Okay, they're not "sexy". They're pretty. Maybe they are a little cliché or whatever people think bur there's nothing overtly sexual about these. She's a pretty girl, taking cute selfies and she feels good about them.
Daria B 9 years ago
Why so many otherwise cute and beautiful girls love to look stupid with the carefully chosen face expression (duck face and such). Just because your face muscles will make your face shape appear sharper, it doesn't mean that expression of a "cute little dumb" will make you look beautiful. The choice of cute, cool, sexy and attractive face expressions is endless, especially if you're naturally photogenic like that.
Hans 9 years ago
Wow...her selfies look generic and clichéd. The strive for individualism seems to make today's youngster more indistinguishable than ever.
Edita Mikėnaitė 9 years ago
I would share your comment if I could! Well said!
Load More Replies... DieFledermaus 9 years ago
She has the same duck face in every photo. Maybe the saying is true. If you keep making that face it will get stuck that way
Mistrz Varflock 9 years ago
She's just slowly developing a real beak. : P
Load More Replies... Laura Robinson 9 years ago
I dont think we should be critical of the girl. Shes a beautiful young woman whom is trying to be like her peers. The likes of celebrities such as the Kardashians have prioritised looks over inner beauty. We need to redirect our young to real self worth. #beautyisonlyskindeep #realbeautyisontheinside
Tatiana Benavides 9 years ago
I honestly don't see what's wrong with these photos. I mean I know I'm from a younger generation but who cares? She's not objectifying herself and since when did how a person takes a selfie speak about what kind of person they are?
CC Hogan 9 years ago
Selfies are fun and silly. Humans have been fun and silly for thousands of years. It is perfectly natural; this just the modern twist. Modern, free society allows for this rather wonderful side of humanity to be expressed, but it also means there will be plenty of miserable people condemning it. How sad for them. And I include rather a lot of the grumbling posters on this thread.
Jaida Gaudet 9 years ago
Is it sad that I think some of her dads selfies are better than hers lol
Keeley Missler 9 years ago
Okay, they're not "sexy". They're pretty. Maybe they are a little cliché or whatever people think bur there's nothing overtly sexual about these. She's a pretty girl, taking cute selfies and she feels good about them.
Daria B 9 years ago
Why so many otherwise cute and beautiful girls love to look stupid with the carefully chosen face expression (duck face and such). Just because your face muscles will make your face shape appear sharper, it doesn't mean that expression of a "cute little dumb" will make you look beautiful. The choice of cute, cool, sexy and attractive face expressions is endless, especially if you're naturally photogenic like that.
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