Dads Being Dads: 30 Posts And Memes That Sum Up Fatherhood, As Shared By This Instagram Account

Yep, I'm crying again!

Dammit, got something in my eyes.

He's going to be president for life, if there's anything left of Ukraine for him to be president of.

I'm not crying, you are!

While out for a walk I saw a dad and daughter kicking a soccer ball around. She ran after the ball, turned and kicked it and yelled "I am so happy right now!" Melted my heart.

Next step up is hot chocolate. Top shelf is hot chocolate with added marshmallows. — If that don’t make you feel at least a litte de-stressed, you’re using the wrong brands of chocolate and marshmallows.

He is right and he should say it and now I'M crying!

I miss that too. My teen daughter is completely over lego but used to love it as a kid. Just pouring a huge tub of bricks out onto the floor and building stuff is the best stress reliever an adult can possibly have, and it's a great way to bond with your kids so if you're doing that thing, I am very very pleased for you (and a tiny bit jealous)

Gods, this breaks my heart

family bonding time

Both such great actors!

When did this guy marry and have kids. Guess it wouldn't been ready for him due to his electric personality

THIS

Damn the onion ninjas are back

I definitely had a text phone in the 90s, and I'm not remotely a well-off human being.

Not the gray nomads!

LMAO

The neighborhood cats must've had such self restraint.

TRUTH

From the looks of it, you gave birth to a white chocolate dipped sugar cone. Meanwhile, a man is birthing a baby’s head.

wOAH THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

Really? BP censored vagina? It's just a body part bro.

Halfway through? More like 1% through

not me staying up till 6 am at ONLY 3 MONTHS OLD

I literally always have to get up at 6:30, even if I stay up past midnight. At this point it's mostly my fault if I stay up too late since I have no bedtime now, but still it's annoying.

Oh, uh I gotta do my 10-page homework. After they've been asked 73 different times if they had homework🤦

.me and my husband always say the worse time we have getting there the the better time we have

And then they get a packet of chips and go back to their room

No. They learned them from YouTube!

Man, as a kid who grew up loving ‘Home Alone’, will seeing this dude’s path in life ever not be somehow a bit soul-crushing to see?

Poor mama.

Lol dam things hurt if you don't and if they really big you might knock yourself out

U should do one just to freak her out :>

'm gonna do it. I have to do it. 57c8a1a431...891c73.png

Hey now, your an all-star, get your game on, go play...🎶

I HATE Elf on the Shelf. The one in my first grade classroom traumatized me when it fell off the shelf onto me and everyone in the class blamed me for taking his magic away. I cried a lot and my parents had to promise to never get one for our house.

LET THEM TODDLE!

Once ran to the store. Gone maybe 15 min. Got back they were both covered in shaving cream. I was like wth

We do that too - and I have to tell him in secret or otherwise our daughter will want to join me. (2y)

be careful what u wish for

I love pizza and movie night! No cooking/washing dishes and an hour and a half of silence ☺️

Yeah, my husband sleeps through it.

Oh man I LOVE weekends and have always loved them with my kid. I would plan stuff and make sure she and I had a ton of time together. You gotta grab up all those moments with these kids because they grow up waaaayy to fast!

I hope there ALL compliments :c

I've never been so brave, but my sister was and she ended up getting everything that was in her stocking taken away for a couple hours. It was rough.

I've done this due to the very subtle differences in the packaging of hygiene products. At a glance they all look the same but they are not.

This is my sister, my dad is always the one taking a million photos

nope nopitty nope

Discuss with your kids teacher what the penalties are for unexcused lateness. As kids "If you make us late, you will be picking up litter all recess instead of playing, because I'm not writing you a note." Always worked to get us moving.

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

Never works. My sister and I used to get into slap fights in the middle of Home Depot.

Um ... What?