I’m A Dad Who Went On Paternity Leave, So I Decided To Illustrate Every Weird And Fun Situation

Success! Baby is safe and happy.

Honestly, that was my favorite part of maternity leave. I was never in a rush. It felt fantastic.

It's amazing the reflexes people can get to protect their children!

Don't even try to understand the face of DAD! Nose and eyes in front; mouth, beard and tongue in back of head. And not to mention - Extra long Arm.

there definitly are those days!

Nope. Not my case (luckily enough)

I want that snooze button on my cat as well. Every god damn night she wakes up between 2 - 4 am and make sure we wake up too.

she took of her sock, she soaked the sock in the toilet, she sucked on her sock. I was to shocked to say anything.

I always wondered why my nephew poop looks Green in color, then I googled it..

i have a niece, she did the same with poo

Best few bucks I spent was on a Peepee Tipi. It is also the first thing I buy for any expecting family. That and diapers.

This has happened to all diaper changers of baby boys ! I prefer it to babies writing on the walls with their #2

Because I'm happy!

exactly how long is your paternity leave?!?! Has the kid started dancing already?!?

Aww.. Poor guy!

This really is the truest one. Moms are bears. Dads are miles! Good team for kiddos and other needy creatures. :-)