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Cyanide and Happiness are probably the most well-known funny comics on the whole Internet. These inappropriate jokes have graced our newsfeeds sine 2004 with a new Cyanide and Happiness comic each day. Now, it is quite evident that these dirty jokes aren't sweet and cute and are highly NSFW, with some even being quite offensive, but God, are they funny. So funny.
Cyanide & Happiness are simplistic, yet engaging comic series created by the Explosm team - Dave McElfatrick, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker.
These adult jokes stand out with their simplistic style and found a spot in the hearts of internet users because of an unexpected turn of events in each comic strip.
Take a look at these relationship comics about romance and marriage and let us know which one you liked the best.
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the awesome Piplup 3 years ago
Definitely! I remember him! Multiple personality disorder (MPD) is what he had
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Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
Liar. I meet them everyday in my bathroom. Mh? What? What do you mean by "your reflection in the mirror doesn't count"?
Anna von 30sto50s 9 years ago
It should be funny, I know, but to be honest? A person who likes everything I like, loves everything I love? No thank you, even if this person makes me laugh harder then ever... I love to have people around me, who enrich my live with differences and let me think in a different way :)
Intensive Panda 9 years ago
i already saw this during their depressing week and had a bad mood for 2 days and now you post it here *flips table*
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La 9 years ago
Idk why your comment has so many down votes...it's basically the truth lol
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QueenofQueer(she/her) 2 years ago
i thought it was a pregnacy test at first because she was crying when it said negative.
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warrior cats and WOF fan 123 3 years ago (edited)
And that's why I don't masturbate. ... Anymore at least 🥴😏👉👈👉😏🥴😏🥴🥵🥵🥵🤫🤫🤫
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Joanne Palmer 9 years ago
Lmao.....This is the opposite for me and my BF Lol He's a big scardy pants!!
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Bibi Habibi 8 years ago
That is how Spanish speakers spell it though, even though it sounds the same
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It's Caturday 8 years ago
Ahem. Well. That's how one gets a pearl necklace, if you know what I mean
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warrior cats and WOF fan 123 3 years ago
Put them on and then il bite...🥴🥵🥴🥵🤫🥴🥵🥴🥵🥴🥵👉👈😏😏😏🥴🥵🤫🥵🥴😏🥴🥵🤫
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Grace L 7 years ago
Actually, this has happened in literature, and I don't mean cheesy YA novels. I mean classical novels set in Ancient China. In the novel, The Water Margin, (水浒传）a band of outlaws are looking for amnesty from the government (that's not the entire plot, but it happens near the end), and they seek help from a well-informed courtesan, Li Shishi, whose only customer is the Emperor himself. The outlaws sent Yan Qing, a handsome, intelligent young man, to negotiate with her and eventually the Emperor. When he arrived at her home the second time (the first time ending in her home being set on fire), he displayed a couple talents of his-playing instruments and singing-and Li Shishi was charmed. Li Shishi asked him to show her his tattoos and he obliged. However, the women went a little too far and started tracing her finger along the tattoos. Yan Qing panicked, quickly put his shirt on, and asked her if she would like to be his sister... #siblingzoned
Karolina Czarnecka 9 years ago
Ew that's really disgustion... special when boys says: "I would be for you like an older brother".... what the hell is going on!?
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Totally a Dragon 7 years ago
Ah. Wing man helps you out, kamikaze destroys you.
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Benjamin Riddle 2 years ago
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby round round right round
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Andrei Valentino Pijaro 8 years ago
I was expecting something like kevlar vest or ballistic helmet, but this one is better
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Katrina A. A Simmons 6 years ago
Does a thumbs up count? I might leave the tape on her mouth for the first 5 years.
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Bloody but tasty 8 years ago
How to p**s off a man: tell him you're fine when you're not and be mad at him when he doesn't notice
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Karolina Czarnecka 9 years ago
hahahaha I keep this picture, just in case of some religious human.
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Joseph Roberts 6 years ago
does he not have feathers on those wings? Is it just misshapen flesh?
Katherine Ogden 8 years ago
I was just staring at my laptop with my mouth open going, "Uh..." for the past couple of minutes.
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Dhy Diolola 9 years ago
The lesson here is to make sure you don't answer any survey written using an erasable pen.
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Katherine Ogden 8 years ago
Yeah, the waiter looks like he has 3 mustaches in the last square.
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Emilycookie 4 years ago
okay i might be seeing things but the girl on the left kinda looks like me and the girl on the right kinda looks like my crush.
i_know_im_amazing 8 years ago
lesbian sex is "eating out"... WAIT NO NEVERMIND DONT READ THAT
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Jace 9 years ago
Is that black line supposed to be his pants? These guys have seriously weird anatomy.
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Emily Larsen 4 years ago
its a lil hard for most guys to be shorter than me...unless they're younger than me by a few years
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Jace 9 years ago
You mustn't be very familiar with Cyanide and Happiness then, ha ha
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Kyle Roberts 7 years ago
Are you there yet? That it I’m turning around Are you there yet? (Doing a**l) Damn Never mind
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Jordataka 7 years ago
If you are 14 you would date a 14 year old, or with blue shirt’s method then a 4 year old...
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Rajani Sarasan 9 years ago
Well no he took it way too literally hence the straight face
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Todoroki 4 years ago
Unless you need to link your spirit to another’s to stay alive
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AcousticGString 9 years ago
I guess these apply to straight couples, because I've not had 99% of these experiences with same sex women relationships lol
Jace 9 years ago
With most of these scenarios, I would hope NO ONE has had these experiences with any relationships.
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AcousticGString 9 years ago
I guess these apply to straight couples, because I've not had 99% of these experiences with same sex women relationships lol
Jace 9 years ago
With most of these scenarios, I would hope NO ONE has had these experiences with any relationships.
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