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85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are
Here’s the scenario: you open Facebook Marketplace to see if you can snag something for a sweet deal. Instead, you find some of the most absurd listings that irked you at first but eventually made you bust out laughing.
Air from 2019, a crematorium on wheels, and a painting of Jesus embracing baby Grimace. These are the listings you’ve been dealing with. You’re not crazy enough to buy any of these items (yet), but they likely grabbed your attention and made you want to know more.
We have more where that came from as you scroll through this list. May this leave you thoroughly entertained today.
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#1
A Painfully Accurate Description
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Cookie Monster Bike ($1,234)
#4
Was The Demo Necessary
#5
Can Someone Lend Me £7,500 Please?
#6
"He's Hispanic"
#7
I Really Wanted To Get This And Hang It Above My Bed. My Husband Wasn’t Quite Sure About That
#8
Stick It To Your Ex For 20 Bucks
#9
Crematorium
Pieter LeGrande 7 months ago
Meeting a community need for kerbside funerals and drop-off centre.
#10
Local Facebook Marketplace
Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47) 7 months ago
Oh look! It's the President! Or a doctor. Can't tell as they are rather indistinguishable.
#11
I Can’t Stop Laughing At This Listing I Saw On Fb Marketplace
#12
Is This Insane Enough?
#13
The First Thing I See When I Open Facebook
#14
Marketplace Blunder
#15
Corn Mask
#16
Chainsaw Carved Ninja Turtles
#17
Horse Coffee Mug
#18
She Had A Few Pictures Of The Actual Couch, Too, But This Was Her Main Picture
#19
Found Gold On Facebook Marketplace And Had To Share. A Lot To Process But I’m Obsessed. They’re Slaying Hard
#20
“Religious Art”
Pieter LeGrande 7 months ago
The Teletubbies have not aged well - and high heels just don't go well on soft grass.
#22
Hey, If It Works It Works
#23
Found In Marketplace
I found this posting and knew i needed to share it with someone. This is for sale on marketplace. It's a frame for tying a pig to for cooking. I guess someone had to demonstrate it.
#25
This Person Near Me Crochets Hats For Chickens
#26
I Love Facebook
#27
Remotely Insane Listing
#28
Seen On Facebook Marketplace, Listed For $100
#29
Foot Stool
#30
Should I Adopt Him?
#31
Kermit The Frog Rotary Phone $120
#32
Just What I Need
#33
Where Did They Even Get This?
#34
Good Old Suitcase Full Of Mangos
#36
Seems Like A Steal
#37
Walter White Bust/Headphone Stand ($80)
#38
I Happened Upon This Seller On Fb
#40
"Completely Average Size"
#41
Vintage Salt And Pepper Shakers Japan ($25)
#42
If This Doesn’t Belong Here Idk What Does
#43
Batman Cat Mask
#45
Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?
#46
Goat Pipes Anyone?
#47
I'd Only Be Worried If I Actually Thought I Needed One Of These
#48
I Don’t See A Drain?
#50
Blood Stained Jail Toilet For Sale
#51
Absolutely Gobsmacked
They were trying to sell it as a great project for someone to finish.
#52
Absolutely Infernal Post
#54
Not Craigslist But Close Enough
#56
Aww Heck No
#57
This Is Wholesome
Did I say that out loud? 7 months ago
Aww, that's sweet. But if it's HP it will still fùck you over every chance it gets.
#59
Mythical Find
#60
Anyone Interested?
#61
Free Lazania
Bret Sander 7 months ago
I visited Lazania once. Remarkably, almost all the inhabitants are lactose intolerant and allergic to nightshades.
#62
One Pricey Chip
#63
Hell Yeah Brother
#64
Just Why?
#66
Local Artisan Don Lesher Cow Stool #89 ($75)
#67
Bro Actually What Is This
#68
Found This On Facebook Marketplace And Cant Stop Thinking About It
#69
Fast Food Condiments For Sale
#70
It's A Steal If You Ask Me
#71
Van Halen
#72
Deal Of A Lifetime!
#73
No Words
michael Chock 7 months ago
That's a good deal if you do drywall. Does it come with a bazooka and stilts?
#74
Theres Quite A Few Of These Posts In My Feed. What Is Going On Here?
#76
You Have $200 To Spend On Christmas Gifts For The Family. Choose Wisely
#77
Facebook Marketplace Brings Me Joy
#80
Looks Like A Steal To Me
#81
For Sale On Facebook If You’re Interested
#83
I Have A Dream
#84
This Popped Up Out Of Nowhere On Fb Marketplace. Praise Be!
#85
Oh Deer
Elladine DesIsles 7 months ago
Allowing for some variation by jurisdiction, it is very likely illegal to even give this away. While there is no clear proof of Chronic Wasting Disease infection in humans, consumption of infected venison is firmly discouraged by authorities and medical experts. Did we learn nothing from COVID?
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Rebecca McManus 6 months ago
My daughter once got a lifesized framed portrait of Aragon from eBay, does that count?
Rebecca McManus 6 months ago
My daughter once got a lifesized framed portrait of Aragon from eBay, does that count?
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