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You Never Know What's Going On In People's Heads As These 85 Online Marketplace Listings Show
Here’s the scenario: you open Facebook Marketplace to see if you can snag something for a sweet deal. Instead, you find some of the most absurd listings that irked you at first but eventually made you bust out laughing.
Air from 2019, a crematorium on wheels, and a painting of Jesus embracing baby Grimace. These are the listings you’ve been dealing with. You’re not crazy enough to buy any of these items (yet), but they likely grabbed your attention and made you want to know more.
We have more where that came from as you scroll through this list. May this leave you thoroughly entertained today.
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#1
A Painfully Accurate Description
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#2
Cookie Monster Bike ($1,234)
#3
"He's Hispanic"
Facebook Marketplace has been a popular destination for people looking for a sweet deal on specific items. It has been a hit, particularly among young people, something that University of Georgia marketing professor Yoo-Kyoung Seock attributes to the platform’s focus on resales.
#4
Crematorium
Pieter LeGrande 16 hours ago
Meeting a community need for kerbside funerals and drop-off centre.
#5
Can Someone Lend Me £7,500 Please?
#6
Was The Demo Necessary
“Younger buyers are drawn to affordability and sustainability,” Seock said in a 2025 interview with NBC. “Marketplace offers both.”
EMarketer Vice President and principal analyst Jasmine Enberg says affordability is also why sellers prefer the platform, noting that Facebook Marketplace has no fees.
#7
I Really Wanted To Get This And Hang It Above My Bed. My Husband Wasn’t Quite Sure About That
Because of the variety of used items you can find on Facebook Marketplace, experts like University of Buffalo marketing professor Charles Lindsey refer to it as the “flea market of the internet.” However, it also attracts potential buyers because of how it offers transparency and security.
#10
Is This Insane Enough?
#11
Local Facebook Marketplace
Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47) 17 hours ago
Oh look! It's the President! Or a doctor. Can't tell as they are rather indistinguishable.
#12
Horse Coffee Mug
“There's a bit more security with Facebook Marketplace in that you can see the seller's profile to better vet if they are a real person versus using sites such as Craigslist, where there is a lot more anonymity,” designer Karen Nepacena told Good Housekeeping.
#13
I Can’t Stop Laughing At This Listing I Saw On Fb Marketplace
#14
Marketplace Blunder
#15
Hey, If It Works It Works
Today’s digital world revolves around algorithms, and Facebook Marketplace is no different. For Nepacena, this allows buyers to have a seemingly more serendipitous experience with the items they intend to purchase.
“Facebook Marketplace differs in that you can be ultra-specific on what you are searching for and wait for just the right item to come in your direction,” she said.
#16
The First Thing I See When I Open Facebook
#17
I Love Facebook
#19
Chainsaw Carved Ninja Turtles
#20
Corn Mask
#21
“Religious Art”
Pieter LeGrande 16 hours ago
The Teletubbies have not aged well - and high heels just don't go well on soft grass.
#22
Seen On Facebook Marketplace, Listed For $100
#23
Foot Stool
#25
Found Gold On Facebook Marketplace And Had To Share. A Lot To Process But I’m Obsessed. They’re Slaying Hard
#26
Found In Marketplace
I found this posting and knew i needed to share it with someone. This is for sale on marketplace. It's a frame for tying a pig to for cooking. I guess someone had to demonstrate it.
#27
Goat Pipes Anyone?
#28
She Had A Few Pictures Of The Actual Couch, Too, But This Was Her Main Picture
#29
Good Old Suitcase Full Of Mangos
#30
This Person Near Me Crochets Hats For Chickens
#31
Where Did They Even Get This?
#34
Vintage Salt And Pepper Shakers Japan ($25)
#37
Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?
#39
I'd Only Be Worried If I Actually Thought I Needed One Of These
#40
I Don’t See A Drain?
#42
Remotely Insane Listing
#44
Batman Cat Mask
#47
Walter White Bust/Headphone Stand ($80)
#48
If This Doesn’t Belong Here Idk What Does
#50
Absolutely Gobsmacked
They were trying to sell it as a great project for someone to finish.
#52
I Happened Upon This Seller On Fb
#55
One Pricey Chip
#56
Hell Yeah Brother
#57
Absolutely Infernal Post
#58
Should I Adopt Him?
#59
Theres Quite A Few Of These Posts In My Feed. What Is Going On Here?
#60
Just Why?
#62
Kermit The Frog Rotary Phone $120
#63
Not Craigslist But Close Enough
#65
Facebook Marketplace Brings Me Joy
#68
Aww Heck No
#70
Van Halen
#74
Bro Actually What Is This
#77
For Sale On Facebook If You’re Interested
#78
This Is Wholesome
Did I say that out loud? 6 hours ago
Aww, that's sweet. But if it's HP it will still fùck you over every chance it gets.
#79
It's A Steal If You Ask Me
#81
Local Artisan Don Lesher Cow Stool #89 ($75)
#82
This Popped Up Out Of Nowhere On Fb Marketplace. Praise Be!
#84
I Have A Dream
#85
Oh Deer
Elladine DesIsles 15 hours ago
Allowing for some variation by jurisdiction, it is very likely illegal to even give this away. While there is no clear proof of Chronic Wasting Disease infection in humans, consumption of infected venison is firmly discouraged by authorities and medical experts. Did we learn nothing from COVID?
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