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85 Online Market Listings People Just Had To Screenshot Because Of How Funny Or Bizarre They Are
Here’s the scenario: you open Facebook Marketplace to see if you can snag something for a sweet deal. Instead, you find some of the most absurd listings that irked you at first but eventually made you bust out laughing.
Air from 2019, a crematorium on wheels, and a painting of Jesus embracing baby Grimace. These are the listings you’ve been dealing with. You’re not crazy enough to buy any of these items (yet), but they likely grabbed your attention and made you want to know more.
We have more where that came from as you scroll through this list. May this leave you thoroughly entertained today.
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#1
A Painfully Accurate Description
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#2
Cookie Monster Bike ($1,234)
Facebook Marketplace has been a popular destination for people looking for a sweet deal on specific items. It has been a hit, particularly among young people, something that University of Georgia marketing professor Yoo-Kyoung Seock attributes to the platform’s focus on resales.
#4
Can Someone Lend Me £7,500 Please?
#5
Was The Demo Necessary
#6
"He's Hispanic"
“Younger buyers are drawn to affordability and sustainability,” Seock said in a 2025 interview with NBC. “Marketplace offers both.”
EMarketer Vice President and principal analyst Jasmine Enberg says affordability is also why sellers prefer the platform, noting that Facebook Marketplace has no fees.
#7
Crematorium
#8
I Really Wanted To Get This And Hang It Above My Bed. My Husband Wasn’t Quite Sure About That
Because of the variety of used items you can find on Facebook Marketplace, experts like University of Buffalo marketing professor Charles Lindsey refer to it as the “flea market of the internet.” However, it also attracts potential buyers because of how it offers transparency and security.
#10
Local Facebook Marketplace
Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47) 1 day ago
Oh look! It's the President! Or a doctor. Can't tell as they are rather indistinguishable.
#11
Is This Insane Enough?
#12
The First Thing I See When I Open Facebook
“There's a bit more security with Facebook Marketplace in that you can see the seller's profile to better vet if they are a real person versus using sites such as Craigslist, where there is a lot more anonymity,” designer Karen Nepacena told Good Housekeeping.
#13
I Can’t Stop Laughing At This Listing I Saw On Fb Marketplace
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Marketplace Blunder
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Horse Coffee Mug
Today’s digital world revolves around algorithms, and Facebook Marketplace is no different. For Nepacena, this allows buyers to have a seemingly more serendipitous experience with the items they intend to purchase.
“Facebook Marketplace differs in that you can be ultra-specific on what you are searching for and wait for just the right item to come in your direction,” she said.
#16
Chainsaw Carved Ninja Turtles
#17
Hey, If It Works It Works
#18
Corn Mask
#19
I Love Facebook
#20
Foot Stool
#21
She Had A Few Pictures Of The Actual Couch, Too, But This Was Her Main Picture
#22
Found Gold On Facebook Marketplace And Had To Share. A Lot To Process But I’m Obsessed. They’re Slaying Hard
#23
“Religious Art”
Pieter LeGrande 1 day ago
The Teletubbies have not aged well - and high heels just don't go well on soft grass.
#24
Found In Marketplace
I found this posting and knew i needed to share it with someone. This is for sale on marketplace. It's a frame for tying a pig to for cooking. I guess someone had to demonstrate it.
#25
Seen On Facebook Marketplace, Listed For $100
#27
This Person Near Me Crochets Hats For Chickens
#28
Goat Pipes Anyone?
#30
Good Old Suitcase Full Of Mangos
#32
Seems Like A Steal
#33
Where Did They Even Get This?
#35
Remotely Insane Listing
#36
Should I Adopt Him?
#37
Walter White Bust/Headphone Stand ($80)
#38
Kermit The Frog Rotary Phone $120
#39
Vintage Salt And Pepper Shakers Japan ($25)
#40
Just What I Need
#42
Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?
#44
I Happened Upon This Seller On Fb
#46
I'd Only Be Worried If I Actually Thought I Needed One Of These
#47
I Don’t See A Drain?
#48
Batman Cat Mask
#50
If This Doesn’t Belong Here Idk What Does
#52
Not Craigslist But Close Enough
#53
Blood Stained Jail Toilet For Sale
#54
Fast Food Condiments For Sale
#55
Absolutely Gobsmacked
They were trying to sell it as a great project for someone to finish.
#56
Deal Of A Lifetime!
#58
No Words
michael Chock 17 hours ago
That's a good deal if you do drywall. Does it come with a bazooka and stilts?
#59
Free Lazania
Bret Sander 18 hours ago
I visited Lazania once. Remarkably, almost all the inhabitants are lactose intolerant and allergic to nightshades.
#60
One Pricey Chip
#61
Hell Yeah Brother
#62
Absolutely Infernal Post
#64
Bro Actually What Is This
#65
You Have $200 To Spend On Christmas Gifts For The Family. Choose Wisely
#67
Found This On Facebook Marketplace And Cant Stop Thinking About It
#68
Aww Heck No
#69
This Is Wholesome
Did I say that out loud? 1 day ago
Aww, that's sweet. But if it's HP it will still fùck you over every chance it gets.
#70
Van Halen
#72
Theres Quite A Few Of These Posts In My Feed. What Is Going On Here?
#73
Just Why?
#74
Facebook Marketplace Brings Me Joy
#76
For Sale On Facebook If You’re Interested
#78
It's A Steal If You Ask Me
#80
Local Artisan Don Lesher Cow Stool #89 ($75)
#83
I Have A Dream
#84
This Popped Up Out Of Nowhere On Fb Marketplace. Praise Be!
#85
Oh Deer
Elladine DesIsles 1 day ago
Allowing for some variation by jurisdiction, it is very likely illegal to even give this away. While there is no clear proof of Chronic Wasting Disease infection in humans, consumption of infected venison is firmly discouraged by authorities and medical experts. Did we learn nothing from COVID?
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