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Valley Girl • upvoted 6 items 3 years ago

30 Hilariously Goofy Animals To Brighten Up Your Day (New Pics)

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‘Humans Of Capitalism’: 40 Pics That Look At Capitalism From A Sarcastic And Ironic Perspective (New Pics)

I’d rather sleep while the kids work!

30 Hilariously Goofy Animals To Brighten Up Your Day (New Pics)

‘Humans Of Capitalism’: 40 Pics That Look At Capitalism From A Sarcastic And Ironic Perspective (New Pics)

I’d rather sleep while the kids work!

‘Humans Of Capitalism’: 40 Pics That Look At Capitalism From A Sarcastic And Ironic Perspective (New Pics)

They're living in the Haytrix :( or the Mootrix, idk....

People Are Saying These 35 “Normal Things” Are In Fact Very Toxic

I think that a lot of young people grow out of it. What I think is worse is the "Mommy needs her wine to get through the day" culture. A local radio station was giving mothers tips on how to smuggle wine into their children's games and activities, which I found really disturbing. (I got downvoted enough for saying the same thing once that my account was suspended, but I believe it so I'm posting it again.)

Thanks, I Love This Couple

Thanks I Love Seeing The Determination

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Valley Girl • commented on 34 posts 3 years ago

40 Ridiculous, Bizarre, And Dumb Stories From People Who Had To Deal With The Most Frustrating Things At Work

Did they confuse justice with freedom?

40 Ridiculous, Bizarre, And Dumb Stories From People Who Had To Deal With The Most Frustrating Things At Work

Did she say it or draw the symbol? Either way, doesn't mean it's not true. I never saw Bin Laden's body and I'm sure Prince was buried in shoes. And they were probably cute shoes!

40 Ridiculous, Bizarre, And Dumb Stories From People Who Had To Deal With The Most Frustrating Things At Work

Did they confuse justice with freedom?

40 Ridiculous, Bizarre, And Dumb Stories From People Who Had To Deal With The Most Frustrating Things At Work

Did she say it or draw the symbol? Either way, doesn't mean it's not true. I never saw Bin Laden's body and I'm sure Prince was buried in shoes. And they were probably cute shoes!

40 Ridiculous, Bizarre, And Dumb Stories From People Who Had To Deal With The Most Frustrating Things At Work

Just had to do 16 hours of communication and team building training.....while leaving my team short! One of the days we actually had a call in so...empty. Dumb as hell!

40 Ridiculous, Bizarre, And Dumb Stories From People Who Had To Deal With The Most Frustrating Things At Work

Hope you nipped that in the bud on day one

40 Ridiculous, Bizarre, And Dumb Stories From People Who Had To Deal With The Most Frustrating Things At Work

They weren't in there for eating. They were for scale on the roast that was sitting in there.

50 Of The Most Interesting Pics That Prove That "Nature Was Metal" Millions Of Years Ago

Oh, no! All the c**p words BP censors, I wish they had censored this. Sooo sad

50 Of The Most Interesting Pics That Prove That "Nature Was Metal" Millions Of Years Ago

Til they had all your pets roasting on spits

50 Of The Most Interesting Pics That Prove That "Nature Was Metal" Millions Of Years Ago

Trust me. It's many, many bananas big.

50 Of The Most Interesting Pics That Prove That "Nature Was Metal" Millions Of Years Ago

I'm already disappointed. Much better to live in your head then c**p all over the big screen.

50 Of The Most Interesting Pics That Prove That "Nature Was Metal" Millions Of Years Ago

Encino pup?

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Or giant metal grasshoppers

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Check out the wHEELS

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Either way, there will be a big bang

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Downward dash(board)

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

ow..ow..ow-di

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

I drive faster than the speed of temperature

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

I think it's Hi, Bridge

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Wait, I thought we were solving for z? I felt smart for a minute

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Yes, they do. Go around back.

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

It's just a wheel well

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

No way! You're mashed!

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

At least he cleared off all those annonying texts off the screen first

'Bizarre Buildings': 50 Of The Strangest And Most Unique Buildings From All Over The World

Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou bathroom? Seriously, there's no bathroom? Bye, Boy!

'Bizarre Buildings': 50 Of The Strangest And Most Unique Buildings From All Over The World

Dunmoooooooore!

'Bizarre Buildings': 50 Of The Strangest And Most Unique Buildings From All Over The World

GET A ROOM! Wait, ARE you a room?

50 Of The Best Pics Of 'Cats With Threatening Auras'

When you run out of RAM you just add some CAT and viola!

‘Humans Of Capitalism’: 40 Pics That Look At Capitalism From A Sarcastic And Ironic Perspective (New Pics)

That's what the Dr. who experimented on his assistant said

‘Humans Of Capitalism’: 40 Pics That Look At Capitalism From A Sarcastic And Ironic Perspective (New Pics)

Well....being that Putin likes little girls, maybe a distraction?

‘Humans Of Capitalism’: 40 Pics That Look At Capitalism From A Sarcastic And Ironic Perspective (New Pics)

I'm shocked she beat the Kandashians to this

50 Times People Found Something Unbearably Wholesome And Shared It In This Group To Make People’s Day

How many downvotes would I get if I said this was just good menu planning?

50 Times People Found Something Unbearably Wholesome And Shared It In This Group To Make People’s Day

We don't have to deport them....we could just make them gather in one spot, and then, I dunno, work for us with no pay, or something like that. Then maybe rip their kids away and sell them to the highest bidder. Something like that anyway. For some reason, that all sounds just vaguely familiar....

People Are Saying These 35 “Normal Things” Are In Fact Very Toxic

Just 16 this time?

Hey Pandas, Who Was A Celebrity That You Once Respected, But No Longer Do? (Closed)

Nope. Nope. We all know he was a baby snatcher since Aaliyah.

Hey Pandas, Who Was A Celebrity That You Once Respected, But No Longer Do? (Closed)

Probably mom leaking a sex tape of her kid

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Valley Girl • submitted a new post 3 years ago

What Is Something That Your Significant Other Cannot Learn?

Valley Girl • submitted 2 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing Your Parents Have Done To You?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Go-To Tips For Managing Anxiety? (Closed)

Valley Girl • submitted 18 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The White Lie You Hear Most Often?

Hey Pandas, Post A Pic Of Your Pet Being Comfy (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Pictures Of Your Beautiful Senior Dogs (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing You Did As A Baby? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Classic Movie That Everyone Needs To See At Least Once In Their Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s Something That Makes You Nostalgic? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Go On A Rant About Something Stupid (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Your Most Wholesome Image Or Drawing

Hey Pandas, What Lies Has TV Taught You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me The Weirdest Pet Pic You Have (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Do That Is Considered Weird By Society? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Summarise A Book In Five Words Or Less And We'll Try To Guess What Book It Is (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Quarantine Cooking Projects (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Rescue Pet’s Name And Picture?

Hey Pandas, Who Has The Cutest Pet? (Closed)

Valley Girl • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

40 Ridiculous, Bizarre, And Dumb Stories From People Who Had To Deal With The Most Frustrating Things At Work

Did they confuse justice with freedom?

40 Ridiculous, Bizarre, And Dumb Stories From People Who Had To Deal With The Most Frustrating Things At Work

Did she say it or draw the symbol? Either way, doesn't mean it's not true. I never saw Bin Laden's body and I'm sure Prince was buried in shoes. And they were probably cute shoes!

40 Ridiculous, Bizarre, And Dumb Stories From People Who Had To Deal With The Most Frustrating Things At Work

Just had to do 16 hours of communication and team building training.....while leaving my team short! One of the days we actually had a call in so...empty. Dumb as hell!

40 Ridiculous, Bizarre, And Dumb Stories From People Who Had To Deal With The Most Frustrating Things At Work

Hope you nipped that in the bud on day one

40 Ridiculous, Bizarre, And Dumb Stories From People Who Had To Deal With The Most Frustrating Things At Work

They weren't in there for eating. They were for scale on the roast that was sitting in there.

50 Of The Most Interesting Pics That Prove That "Nature Was Metal" Millions Of Years Ago

Oh, no! All the c**p words BP censors, I wish they had censored this. Sooo sad

50 Of The Most Interesting Pics That Prove That "Nature Was Metal" Millions Of Years Ago

Til they had all your pets roasting on spits

50 Of The Most Interesting Pics That Prove That "Nature Was Metal" Millions Of Years Ago

Trust me. It's many, many bananas big.

50 Of The Most Interesting Pics That Prove That "Nature Was Metal" Millions Of Years Ago

I'm already disappointed. Much better to live in your head then c**p all over the big screen.

50 Of The Most Interesting Pics That Prove That "Nature Was Metal" Millions Of Years Ago

Encino pup?

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Or giant metal grasshoppers

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Check out the wHEELS

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Either way, there will be a big bang

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Downward dash(board)

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

ow..ow..ow-di

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

I drive faster than the speed of temperature

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

I think it's Hi, Bridge

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Wait, I thought we were solving for z? I felt smart for a minute

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Yes, they do. Go around back.

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

It's just a wheel well

Valley Girl • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

30 Hilariously Goofy Animals To Brighten Up Your Day (New Pics)

‘Humans Of Capitalism’: 40 Pics That Look At Capitalism From A Sarcastic And Ironic Perspective (New Pics)

They're living in the Haytrix :( or the Mootrix, idk....

‘Humans Of Capitalism’: 40 Pics That Look At Capitalism From A Sarcastic And Ironic Perspective (New Pics)

I’d rather sleep while the kids work!

Thanks I Love Seeing The Determination

Thanks, I Love This Couple

People Are Saying These 35 “Normal Things” Are In Fact Very Toxic

Hey Pandas, Who Was A Celebrity That You Once Respected, But No Longer Do? (Closed)

Why did you EVER respect them??

50 Random And Interesting Facts Shared On This Wildly Popular Twitter Page (New Pics)

*you're

50 Random And Interesting Facts Shared On This Wildly Popular Twitter Page (New Pics)

"You're"

50 Random And Interesting Facts Shared On This Wildly Popular Twitter Page (New Pics)

And gun manufacturers. Maybe they're even one and the same.

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

When you need to haul a*s

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

He's the soupervisor

Images-With-A-Lot-Of-Stuff-Going-On

Meet Potato, The Largest Greyhound Ever; He Is Getting Old And I'm Sad About It. He's Around 10yr And Has A Spinal Injury, Worn Teeth And A Sore Groin Tendon From His Abusers Before We Rescued Him. Everyone Send Him Good Vibes, He Really Needs It

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Lawyers Who Write Wills Are Sharing The 40 Weirdest And Craziest Requests Their Clients Have Made

The rest of the story is that the dog had a will too...that stated the human would be put down if the dog died first.

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

well that knocks out 3/2 of all possible employees

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