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Confused Alfred

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Confused Alfred • commented on a post 4 days ago

Two Cows Explain Economics Better Than Any Class

I like that this contains so many opportunities to make one's mind go into think-overdrive!

Confused Alfred • commented on a post 1 year ago

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

What a scumbag move, when other people might want to buy that meat!

Confused Alfred • upvoted 7 items 1 year ago

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Confused Alfred • upvoted 28 items 2 years ago

50 Pics Of People From Years Ago That Give Us A Look Into How Things Have Changed (New Pics)

And republicans want to go back to child labor.

50 Pics Of People From Years Ago That Give Us A Look Into How Things Have Changed (New Pics)

And republicans are refusing to fund libraries.

50 Pics Of People From Years Ago That Give Us A Look Into How Things Have Changed (New Pics)

And republicans want to go back to child labor.

50 Pics Of People From Years Ago That Give Us A Look Into How Things Have Changed (New Pics)

And republicans are refusing to fund libraries.

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People Share The Most Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems, Here’s 50 Of The Most Interesting (New Pics)

Love this so much! All medical places could use calming things like this

People Share The Most Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems, Here’s 50 Of The Most Interesting (New Pics)

Yes please !!! Sometimes sun glare makes it impossible to know the color of the light.

People Share The Most Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems, Here’s 50 Of The Most Interesting (New Pics)

I think they give these to people with real OCD that take medication. I think I read that somewhere, off to research.

People Share The Most Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems, Here’s 50 Of The Most Interesting (New Pics)

So happy more people can enjoy the beach and be immersed in the waves...

People Share The Most Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems, Here’s 50 Of The Most Interesting (New Pics)

Thank you ❤️

People Share The Most Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems, Here’s 50 Of The Most Interesting (New Pics)

THIS should be common practice. Libraries have become a community hub especially in our rural towns. Some have snowshoes, walking poles etc to borrow

Today The Nurse Used An Infrared Vein Finder To Place An IV

This Pizza Box In Japan Has A Handle In The Middle To Keep The Pizza Flat

These Air Conditioned Construction Worker Jackets In Japan

3-Way Water Fountain. For Refilling, Sipping, And Pets

This Playground Has A Sign So Hearing And Deaf Kids Could Play Together

This Mall Has An Area To Wash Your Hands Without Having To Enter The Bathroom Area

This Shopping Cart In France Has A Map Of The Entire Store On It

Australian Company Introduces Glow-In-The-Dark Highway Paint Technology

This Airport Bathroom Has Green And Red Lights Above The Stalls To Show Which Ones Are Occupied

This Vending Machine At The Hospital Selling Healthy And Affordable Meals

I Got A Waterproof Cast On My Ankle Today

This Breathable Mattress My Infant Son Uses To Prevent Suffocation

UK Supermarket Has A Tag You Can Add For Carts With Wonky Wheels

The Mall Of America Parking Ramps Have Parking Availability Lights To Let People Know If There's A Spot Available

This Elevator Has Buttons For Your Feet, So You Don't Have To Touch The Buttons With Your Hands

This Carousel In Hong Kong Has A Sea Turtle Mounted To The Floor For Disabled Children

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Wharton High School QTABTS

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Whoever did this should be forced to complete a 1000 piece jigsaw every day for the rest of their life.

I Did Not Know There Were 11 World Wars

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Confused Alfred • commented on 3 posts 2 years ago

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Dyslrxic carpentre?

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

So they're just selling the pink slime as drinks now?

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Dyslrxic carpentre?

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

So they're just selling the pink slime as drinks now?

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Uh, what?

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Confused Alfred • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Hey, Pandas, Where Would You Go Tomorrow If You Found Out You Won A Half Billion Dollars Tonight?

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Confused Alfred • commented on a post 4 days ago

Two Cows Explain Economics Better Than Any Class

I like that this contains so many opportunities to make one's mind go into think-overdrive!

Confused Alfred • commented on a post 1 year ago

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

What a scumbag move, when other people might want to buy that meat!

Confused Alfred • commented on 9 posts 2 years ago

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Dyslrxic carpentre?

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

So they're just selling the pink slime as drinks now?

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Uh, what?

“Store Of Fact”: 50 Fascinating Bits Of Information That May Have You Learn Something New Today

That's one incredibly unique-looking bird!

“Store Of Fact”: 50 Fascinating Bits Of Information That May Have You Learn Something New Today

Unsung hero! Way to do humanity correctly, bruh!

“Store Of Fact”: 50 Fascinating Bits Of Information That May Have You Learn Something New Today

I'd get the point that's for sure! What a look!

“Store Of Fact”: 50 Fascinating Bits Of Information That May Have You Learn Something New Today

Poor baby. But this stuff right here? Sweet revenge!

“Store Of Fact”: 50 Fascinating Bits Of Information That May Have You Learn Something New Today

who you calling drunk, man?

“Store Of Fact”: 50 Fascinating Bits Of Information That May Have You Learn Something New Today

Absolutely awesome human intervention!

Confused Alfred • upvoted an item 4 days ago

Funny

Two Cows Explain Economics Better Than Any Class

Confused Alfred • upvoted 7 items 1 year ago

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

If this is real, I wonder what airlines. Most clearly state in their terms the size of their seats and that if you need two seats you buy two tickets.

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

you should have asked in the first-place idiot, maybe that guy was really nice and you just ruined it. :<

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

Why would you want your bare skin touching the gross airport carpet? 🤮

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

She should be forced to buy all those and then banned for life

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

I mean what did you expect to happen? 10% Polish ancestry discount?

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

I don't know why this belongs here, because honestly this is very sweet.

Confused Alfred • upvoted 12 items 2 years ago

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50 Pics Of People From Years Ago That Give Us A Look Into How Things Have Changed (New Pics)

And republicans want to go back to child labor.

50 Pics Of People From Years Ago That Give Us A Look Into How Things Have Changed (New Pics)

And republicans are refusing to fund libraries.

50 Frightening Pics That Make Us Want To Stay As Far Away From The Ocean As Possible (New Pics)

Awesome (I mean the missed/uncensored word)

50 Frightening Pics That Make Us Want To Stay As Far Away From The Ocean As Possible (New Pics)

"what's so special about a bug-- OH NO"

50 Frightening Pics That Make Us Want To Stay As Far Away From The Ocean As Possible (New Pics)

Garden eels. Completely harmless. And as you approach them they retreat into their burrows. So they won't touch your feet.

50 Frightening Pics That Make Us Want To Stay As Far Away From The Ocean As Possible (New Pics)

These are really good photos

50 Frightening Pics That Make Us Want To Stay As Far Away From The Ocean As Possible (New Pics)

That is absolutely terrifying....

This Airport Bathroom Has Green And Red Lights Above The Stalls To Show Which Ones Are Occupied

This Shopping Cart In France Has A Map Of The Entire Store On It

This Mall Has An Area To Wash Your Hands Without Having To Enter The Bathroom Area

This Pizza Box In Japan Has A Handle In The Middle To Keep The Pizza Flat

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