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Brian Droste • upvoted 2 items 11 hours ago

44 Times People Had The Perfect Thing To Say In The Heat Of The Moment

So, how many surgeries did it take before she'd agree to marry you?

"Convinced She Was Pregnant": 49 Times Doctors Had To Correct Patients Who Tried To Self-Diagnose

Cry wolf...

Brian Droste • commented on 14 posts 14 hours ago

“Cat Distribution System In Effect”: 80 Funny Feline Memes To Make Your Day Way Better

It looks like a big belly to me.

“Cat Distribution System In Effect”: 80 Funny Feline Memes To Make Your Day Way Better

The adult cats are showing the kitten how this is done.

32 People Spill The Darkest And Most Disturbing Secrets Hidden By Their Partners

I .Ike the part of celery that is slightly yellow. Yes, I know that it is not fully developed.

32 People Spill The Darkest And Most Disturbing Secrets Hidden By Their Partners

A lot of people never seen Star Wars. Why would this be a big secret or a bad thing?

32 People Spill The Darkest And Most Disturbing Secrets Hidden By Their Partners

Not if you eat it right away. Plus, I think regardless if you pour the ceral in or the milk in first, if you let the ceral sit for a bit, you are going to get soggy ceral.

32 People Spill The Darkest And Most Disturbing Secrets Hidden By Their Partners

Doesn't a lot of people do that? I don't. I squeeze from the bottom.

"Convinced She Was Pregnant": 49 Times Doctors Had To Correct Patients Who Tried To Self-Diagnose

I wear glasses. If I take them off, I still can see but ever is just blurry.

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Brian Droste • upvoted 10 items 1 day ago

“Cat Distribution System In Effect”: 80 Funny Feline Memes To Make Your Day Way Better

I want those floor signs.

"Convinced She Was Pregnant": 49 Times Doctors Had To Correct Patients Who Tried To Self-Diagnose

It was dangerously delicious.

“Cat Distribution System In Effect”: 80 Funny Feline Memes To Make Your Day Way Better

I want those floor signs.

"Convinced She Was Pregnant": 49 Times Doctors Had To Correct Patients Who Tried To Self-Diagnose

It was dangerously delicious.

"Convinced She Was Pregnant": 49 Times Doctors Had To Correct Patients Who Tried To Self-Diagnose

Always get a second opinion.

52 Creepy Things Found In "Normal" People's Homes

Compared to some of the stories here, that's downright mild.

32 People Spill The Darkest And Most Disturbing Secrets Hidden By Their Partners

Okay, let' see if this is the most benign. So far, it is.

“Cat Distribution System In Effect”: 80 Funny Feline Memes To Make Your Day Way Better

Well, he was a Took, you know.

“Cat Distribution System In Effect”: 80 Funny Feline Memes To Make Your Day Way Better

"Harcourt Fenton Mudd!"

“Cat Distribution System In Effect”: 80 Funny Feline Memes To Make Your Day Way Better

Nice, four black cat statues

“Cat Distribution System In Effect”: 80 Funny Feline Memes To Make Your Day Way Better

Oh yes!

50 People So Entitled They Made Everyone's Blood Boil This Year

Aw lucky lad had such a caring seat neighbour I would do same kids deserve to have fun not feeling like a burden

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Brian Droste • commented on 5 posts 1 day ago

45 Times People Accidentally Learned A Secret That Changed How They Saw Someone Forever

Not everyone is tech savvy. Especially older people. I am a older person.

51 Petty Business Boycotts People Have Kept Going Out Of Pure Principle And Spite

I mostly boycott Arby's.

45 Times People Accidentally Learned A Secret That Changed How They Saw Someone Forever

Not everyone is tech savvy. Especially older people. I am a older person.

51 Petty Business Boycotts People Have Kept Going Out Of Pure Principle And Spite

I mostly boycott Arby's.

51 Petty Business Boycotts People Have Kept Going Out Of Pure Principle And Spite

I shop very minimal there. Unfortunately it is the only main type of store of that kind that is somewhat close to me. The next closest store of that kind is at least 30 minutes away.

45 Times People Accidentally Learned A Secret That Changed How They Saw Someone Forever

Now I want to know how OP's ex brother end his mom "accidentally? Sounds like a story there.

10 Boyfriends, Fiances And Husbands Who Earned Worst Partner Of The Year Title In 2025

I read the first one and then scrolled down to see how long these were. All of these are too long to read for me.

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Brian Droste • commented on 7 posts 2 days ago

41 People Who Realized Way Too Late They’d Been Doing Simple Things Completely Wrong

Are you calling me a weirdo? Haha

“Decided To Fall Asleep”: People Reveal Why These 30 Dads Missed The Birth Of Their Kids

I would say that if he was IN the toilet, that would be a pretty good excuse to miss the birth of his child.

41 People Who Realized Way Too Late They’d Been Doing Simple Things Completely Wrong

Are you calling me a weirdo? Haha

“Decided To Fall Asleep”: People Reveal Why These 30 Dads Missed The Birth Of Their Kids

I would say that if he was IN the toilet, that would be a pretty good excuse to miss the birth of his child.

53 Things People Never Took Seriously Until They Experienced Them Themselves

Didn't you have a ultrasound done? That should have showed up OP having triplets.

53 Things People Never Took Seriously Until They Experienced Them Themselves

When I was growing up, there was a saying Don't let the bed bugs bite. I thought it was just a saying and that bedbugs were a fake bugs. It wasn't until I was an adult that I founfd out that there were actual bedbugs.

53 Things People Never Took Seriously Until They Experienced Them Themselves

They can come out of nowhere.

53 Things People Never Took Seriously Until They Experienced Them Themselves

Same thing.

53 Things People Never Took Seriously Until They Experienced Them Themselves

When I was much younger and use to drink I had some doses hangovers myself. Those days are waaay long past for me.

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Brian Droste • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

50 People So Entitled They Made Everyone's Blood Boil This Year

Ewwww!

51 Petty Business Boycotts People Have Kept Going Out Of Pure Principle And Spite

Since they're no longer in business that's pretty much a given, isn't it?.

Brian Droste • submitted a new post 1 year ago

In Laws.

Brian Droste • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Trait Did Your Parents Have That Makes You Feel You’d Be A Better Parent?

Brian Droste • commented on 14 posts 14 hours ago

52 Creepy Things Found In "Normal" People's Homes

I wish he permanently would.

52 Creepy Things Found In "Normal" People's Homes

They might have been used to it. So it might seemed normal to them so they might not have much thought about it.

52 Creepy Things Found In "Normal" People's Homes

If your sister didn't clean out her cat box for a couple years, the cat was going it's business elsewhere.

52 Creepy Things Found In "Normal" People's Homes

I would. I would be curious what type of pictures people like to take. It would show what they likecto do. What they are interested in.

52 Creepy Things Found In "Normal" People's Homes

If it was just a mattress on the floor, couldn't she flipped it over to the other side?

52 Creepy Things Found In "Normal" People's Homes

People do shoot squirrels and eat them. So I wouldn't find this so strange. Maybe a little bit surprised. Now the other two would be weird.

52 Creepy Things Found In "Normal" People's Homes

“Cat Distribution System In Effect”: 80 Funny Feline Memes To Make Your Day Way Better

It looks like a big belly to me.

“Cat Distribution System In Effect”: 80 Funny Feline Memes To Make Your Day Way Better

The adult cats are showing the kitten how this is done.

32 People Spill The Darkest And Most Disturbing Secrets Hidden By Their Partners

I .Ike the part of celery that is slightly yellow. Yes, I know that it is not fully developed.

32 People Spill The Darkest And Most Disturbing Secrets Hidden By Their Partners

A lot of people never seen Star Wars. Why would this be a big secret or a bad thing?

32 People Spill The Darkest And Most Disturbing Secrets Hidden By Their Partners

Not if you eat it right away. Plus, I think regardless if you pour the ceral in or the milk in first, if you let the ceral sit for a bit, you are going to get soggy ceral.

32 People Spill The Darkest And Most Disturbing Secrets Hidden By Their Partners

Doesn't a lot of people do that? I don't. I squeeze from the bottom.

"Convinced She Was Pregnant": 49 Times Doctors Had To Correct Patients Who Tried To Self-Diagnose

I wear glasses. If I take them off, I still can see but ever is just blurry.

Brian Droste • commented on 5 posts 1 day ago

45 Times People Accidentally Learned A Secret That Changed How They Saw Someone Forever

Not everyone is tech savvy. Especially older people. I am a older person.

51 Petty Business Boycotts People Have Kept Going Out Of Pure Principle And Spite

I mostly boycott Arby's.

51 Petty Business Boycotts People Have Kept Going Out Of Pure Principle And Spite

I shop very minimal there. Unfortunately it is the only main type of store of that kind that is somewhat close to me. The next closest store of that kind is at least 30 minutes away.

45 Times People Accidentally Learned A Secret That Changed How They Saw Someone Forever

Now I want to know how OP's ex brother end his mom "accidentally? Sounds like a story there.

10 Boyfriends, Fiances And Husbands Who Earned Worst Partner Of The Year Title In 2025

I read the first one and then scrolled down to see how long these were. All of these are too long to read for me.

Brian Droste • commented on a post 2 days ago

41 People Who Realized Way Too Late They’d Been Doing Simple Things Completely Wrong

Are you calling me a weirdo? Haha

Brian Droste • upvoted 14 items 2 hours ago

44 Times People Had The Perfect Thing To Say In The Heat Of The Moment

So, how many surgeries did it take before she'd agree to marry you?

52 Creepy Things Found In "Normal" People's Homes

Compared to some of the stories here, that's downright mild.

One Of Them Is The Imposter

“Cat Distribution System In Effect”: 80 Funny Feline Memes To Make Your Day Way Better

Nice, four black cat statues

“Cat Distribution System In Effect”: 80 Funny Feline Memes To Make Your Day Way Better

Well, he was a Took, you know.

“Cat Distribution System In Effect”: 80 Funny Feline Memes To Make Your Day Way Better

I want those floor signs.

Every Time

“Cat Distribution System In Effect”: 80 Funny Feline Memes To Make Your Day Way Better

"Harcourt Fenton Mudd!"

Unbelievable News

“Cat Distribution System In Effect”: 80 Funny Feline Memes To Make Your Day Way Better

Oh yes!

32 People Spill The Darkest And Most Disturbing Secrets Hidden By Their Partners

Okay, let' see if this is the most benign. So far, it is.

"Convinced She Was Pregnant": 49 Times Doctors Had To Correct Patients Who Tried To Self-Diagnose

Cry wolf...

"Convinced She Was Pregnant": 49 Times Doctors Had To Correct Patients Who Tried To Self-Diagnose

Always get a second opinion.

"Convinced She Was Pregnant": 49 Times Doctors Had To Correct Patients Who Tried To Self-Diagnose

It was dangerously delicious.

Brian Droste • upvoted 4 items 1 day ago

50 People So Entitled They Made Everyone's Blood Boil This Year

Ewwww!

50 People So Entitled They Made Everyone's Blood Boil This Year

Aw lucky lad had such a caring seat neighbour I would do same kids deserve to have fun not feeling like a burden

51 Petty Business Boycotts People Have Kept Going Out Of Pure Principle And Spite

Since they're no longer in business that's pretty much a given, isn't it?.

45 Times People Accidentally Learned A Secret That Changed How They Saw Someone Forever

Teasing like that can put her in real danger if she leads on then trash talks the wrong guy. I’m not being sexist, I’m a woman too, now an old woman, and I have sen the results of this kind of risky behavior. It was potentially dangerous before the internet, and it’s only gotten exponentially more dangerous now that so many people lack basic impulse control and simply act out without thinking—-and I’m talking about supposedly mature adults who should have decently developed critical thinking skills. So I’m just trying to warn her that she’s playing with fire and is really risking getting badly burned. Not everyone is nice and will just let it go. Someone out there is going to take what she’s doing and make her pay for it. Whether it’s one of the men, or one of the men’s girlfriend, or someone else entirely, someone will not take her treatment very well. It was never a nice thing to do to people anyway, and had its own risks even back in the day, and now it’s just downright dangerous.

Brian Droste • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

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Hitting a deer. I used to think how dumb you had to be to hit something so large then I did. It was like it was dropped from the sky.

53 Things People Never Took Seriously Until They Experienced Them Themselves

WOW! I didn't know that!

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