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I’m just a boy, standing in front of panda’s, asking them to love him.

Graciously_Hostile reply
Sing! It feels good, increases your oxygen levels, can improve your lung and respiratory function, and all sorts of other wonderful things.

Raski_Demorva reply
A dash of strong black coffee in any chocolate cakes, cookies, brownies, frostings, or pastries. A dash of almond extract in any vanilla cakes, cookies, brownies, frostings, or pastries. I don’t know why it works, I just know it works like a charm.

roughcall19 reply
As a cancer researcher, I was fascinated to learn that the most common cancer is lung cancer. The majority of the patients were, of course, smokers. But that's not the worst part. The second biggest cause was second hand smoking, usually from a close relative or spouse who is a smoker.
So millions of people are unknowingly leading their relatives, children and spouse towards death because of their smoking habits.
Anon:
My father was (and still is) a heavy smoker when I was growing up, despite multiple doctors telling him not to smoke around his kids. All three of us have asthma, and I have a form of COPD that was exacerbated by his smoking. Thanks, Dad.

Hey Pandas, If Your Life Had A Title Like A Viral Bored Panda Article, What Would It Be?
I shouldn’t have put my finger in there.

Hey Pandas, What’s One Thing You Swear Everyone Needs To Learn Before Turning 30?
The key to happiness is being thankful for what you have. It’s ok to strive to do even better. But remember so many have it way worse. Travel to other parts of the world as much as you can, so you can fully realize our way of life is not the only or necessarily the best way. People who have a lot less can be happier than you are. Once you realize you have enough, you have everything you need to be happy.

Hey Pandas, What’s One Thing You Swear Everyone Needs To Learn Before Turning 30?
How to talk to, and make friends with, complete strangers in person rather than over a digital interface.
Most younger people I meet are so afraid when a stranger approaches them and starts a conversation. Most of the time they won't even look the person in the eye, or just give short, one-word answers.
Sure, sometimes you get a creep, but most of the time it's just someone that wants to talk. Hell, you might find a really good friend out of the experience.

Hey Pandas, What’s One Thing You Swear Everyone Needs To Learn Before Turning 30?
Start to think about your retirement, and start planning for your retirement. Does your job offer a pension plan? If not, get one asap. It is never too late to start. You don't want to be 65 and still working because you didn't plan better.

Hey Pandas, What’s One Thing You Swear Everyone Needs To Learn Before Turning 30?
Save some, but at the same time, enjoy life. I'm a spender, but I still sock away money each pay because you never know what will happen.
On the other hand, my dad was a saver. He finally decided to splurge and ordered his dream car, and he and my mum began plans on their dream house. My father died before he ever got to take possession of the car or before the house began being built. That's why I say please also enjoy life. Don't squirrel everything away because you might be unfortunate enough to not reap the rewards like my dad.

Hey Pandas, What’s One Thing You Swear Everyone Needs To Learn Before Turning 30?
The sooner you start life insurance and a pension, the cheaper it will be. My life insurance has been the same price since 1990. Also, get on the property ladder as soon as you can - don't waste money on rent if you can avoid it.

Hey Pandas, What’s One Thing You Swear Everyone Needs To Learn Before Turning 30?
Reading
Writing
Basic Maths

Hey Pandas, What’s One Thing You Swear Everyone Needs To Learn Before Turning 30?
That it is our differences that makes the world interesting. Accept and respect yourself for who you are and do not worry too much about what other people might think of you, your looks, your preferences (as long as you are not hurting yourself or anyone else). Let them think what they want. Fingers are pointed by those that are afraid to be themselves.

Hey Pandas, If Your Life Had A Title Like A Viral Bored Panda Article, What Would It Be?
"How Clueless Can Paint Be and Still Dry?"

rhymnocerous reply
Abortion pills are available by mail in all fifty states of the US, regardless of state laws. There are doctors and legitimate websites that will send pills out and there are many numbers to call for guidance. Plancpills.org is the best website to find the pills, and abortionpillinfo.org is the best place to learn how to use them.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Pasta Sauce Recipe?
Pulled bolognese sauce.
brown 2kg (one piece) beef in a pan.
add 1 onion, 1 leek, 2 carrots, 5 sellery stalks (cut to 1cm pieces), garlic and brown it slightly.
put everything in the slow cooker with 1 tube tomato mark, 1-2 glasses red wine, 1 can of tomato, 1 glas beef broth, fennel seeds (smashed), salt, oregano, thyme, rosemary, pepper...cook on low for 6 hours.
take out the beef carefully and shred it.
put it back in and stirr... if it's too watery cook it without a lid till just right.
enjoy

w****r7171 reply
Green (Granny Smith) apples and (sharp) cheddar cheese
apparently not many people had this growing up but it'll always be one of my favorite snacks.

Raski_Demorva reply
A dash of strong black coffee in any chocolate cakes, cookies, brownies, frostings, or pastries. A dash of almond extract in any vanilla cakes, cookies, brownies, frostings, or pastries. I don’t know why it works, I just know it works like a charm.

Graciously_Hostile reply
Sing! It feels good, increases your oxygen levels, can improve your lung and respiratory function, and all sorts of other wonderful things.

roughcall19 reply
As a cancer researcher, I was fascinated to learn that the most common cancer is lung cancer. The majority of the patients were, of course, smokers. But that's not the worst part. The second biggest cause was second hand smoking, usually from a close relative or spouse who is a smoker.
So millions of people are unknowingly leading their relatives, children and spouse towards death because of their smoking habits.
Anon:
My father was (and still is) a heavy smoker when I was growing up, despite multiple doctors telling him not to smoke around his kids. All three of us have asthma, and I have a form of COPD that was exacerbated by his smoking. Thanks, Dad.

Hey Pandas, If Your Life Had A Title Like A Viral Bored Panda Article, What Would It Be?
I shouldn’t have put my finger in there.

Hey Pandas, What’s One Thing You Swear Everyone Needs To Learn Before Turning 30?
The key to happiness is being thankful for what you have. It’s ok to strive to do even better. But remember so many have it way worse. Travel to other parts of the world as much as you can, so you can fully realize our way of life is not the only or necessarily the best way. People who have a lot less can be happier than you are. Once you realize you have enough, you have everything you need to be happy.

Hey Pandas, If Your Life Had A Title Like A Viral Bored Panda Article, What Would It Be?
"How Clueless Can Paint Be and Still Dry?"

Hey Pandas, What’s One Thing You Swear Everyone Needs To Learn Before Turning 30?
That it is our differences that makes the world interesting. Accept and respect yourself for who you are and do not worry too much about what other people might think of you, your looks, your preferences (as long as you are not hurting yourself or anyone else). Let them think what they want. Fingers are pointed by those that are afraid to be themselves.

Hey Pandas, What’s One Thing You Swear Everyone Needs To Learn Before Turning 30?
Reading
Writing
Basic Maths

Hey Pandas, What’s One Thing You Swear Everyone Needs To Learn Before Turning 30?
The sooner you start life insurance and a pension, the cheaper it will be. My life insurance has been the same price since 1990. Also, get on the property ladder as soon as you can - don't waste money on rent if you can avoid it.

Hey Pandas, What’s One Thing You Swear Everyone Needs To Learn Before Turning 30?
Save some, but at the same time, enjoy life. I'm a spender, but I still sock away money each pay because you never know what will happen.
On the other hand, my dad was a saver. He finally decided to splurge and ordered his dream car, and he and my mum began plans on their dream house. My father died before he ever got to take possession of the car or before the house began being built. That's why I say please also enjoy life. Don't squirrel everything away because you might be unfortunate enough to not reap the rewards like my dad.

Hey Pandas, What’s One Thing You Swear Everyone Needs To Learn Before Turning 30?
Start to think about your retirement, and start planning for your retirement. Does your job offer a pension plan? If not, get one asap. It is never too late to start. You don't want to be 65 and still working because you didn't plan better.

Hey Pandas, What’s One Thing You Swear Everyone Needs To Learn Before Turning 30?
How to talk to, and make friends with, complete strangers in person rather than over a digital interface.
Most younger people I meet are so afraid when a stranger approaches them and starts a conversation. Most of the time they won't even look the person in the eye, or just give short, one-word answers.
Sure, sometimes you get a creep, but most of the time it's just someone that wants to talk. Hell, you might find a really good friend out of the experience.

























