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Andreas Danzer

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The art of filling the void is the art of touching the soul.

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Andreas Danzer • upvoted 4 items 8 years ago

I Left For A Day. My Wife Knew Exactly What I Wanted To Do When I Got Home

101 Introvert Problems That Hilariously Capture The Life Of An Introvert

The best thing ever :D.

I Left For A Day. My Wife Knew Exactly What I Wanted To Do When I Got Home

101 Introvert Problems That Hilariously Capture The Life Of An Introvert

The best thing ever :D.

Introvert Problems

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Andreas Danzer • commented on 3 posts 8 years ago

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Andreas Danzer • commented on 8 posts 9 years ago

229 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women In 2016

Omg ... Morgan Freeman of course... 😃😂😂

229 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women In 2016

I had Samuel L. Jackson in mind! ;)

229 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women In 2016

Omg ... Morgan Freeman of course... 😃😂😂

229 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women In 2016

I had Samuel L. Jackson in mind! ;)

How Many Of These Puns Can You Guess Without Looking At The Answers?

Best!!

56 Painfully Hilarious Comics About Periods That Only Women Will Understand

One could use condoms or something ... just sayin ^^

60 Cat Posts On Tumblr That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

I am not fat!!! Just heavy bones ...

Photography - My Therapy

My french is a bit rusty ... but at least I understand the first 2 words ;) thank you very much! :)

Photography - My Therapy

Thank you very much! I do feel better and yes, I did use photoshop ;) it is funny that you ask because my first article pn Bored Panda was exactly about that: https://www.boredpanda.com/i-will-show-you-a-little-secret/

Loving Dad Starts Documenting Unique Habits Of His Autistic Son, And It Changes Their Lives

Just ... wonderful!

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Andreas Danzer • upvoted 25 items 9 years ago

229 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women In 2016

Anybody else hearing Morgan freeman as the narrator?

How Many Of These Puns Can You Guess Without Looking At The Answers?

Hahahahahaha!!!!

229 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women In 2016

Anybody else hearing Morgan freeman as the narrator?

How Many Of These Puns Can You Guess Without Looking At The Answers?

Hahahahahaha!!!!

Clever Pun

Icelandic Humor Is As Dark As Their Winters (NSFW)

LOL

Icelandic Humor Is As Dark As Their Winters (NSFW)

hahahahaha

Icelandic Humor

30 Hilarious Examples That Show Why Letter Spacing Is Important

Sir, we're going to need bigger d***s.

30 Hilarious Examples That Show Why Letter Spacing Is Important

The picture doesn't help any!

60 Cat Posts On Tumblr That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

LMAO the last cat doesn't look like he was rescued, he looks like he got caught!

60 Cat Posts On Tumblr That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

"Don't you DARE turn this water on, hooman!"

60 Cat Posts On Tumblr That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

One on the left loots like melted icecream

60 Cat Posts On Tumblr That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

LMAO, I feel you on that one kitty, I feel you!

Funny Cats

Funny

Anonymous Vigilante Is Fighting Asshole Drivers With This Genius Parking Note

62 Hilariously Sad Adulthood Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Then Cry

That's me at 30....I am so screwed.

62 Hilariously Sad Adulthood Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Then Cry

you dont have to be depressed to eat icecream for dinner(or in my case, breakfast) just single.

Funny Growing Up Tweets

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Photography - My Therapy

Besutiful Nature. Eyes can't see what the heart can feel.

Photography - My Therapy

The photos are stunning, are they left as is or have you used photoshop? And more importantly are you better?

Photography - My Therapy

Magnifiques photos . On oublie souvent le principal car ce spectacle magnifique nous est offert à chaque lever et coucher de soleil.

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Andreas Danzer • submitted 2 new posts 9 years ago

Photography - My Therapy

Photography & Digital Art

I Spent A Lot Of Time Processing My Photos... For Some Reason

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Andreas Danzer • commented on 3 posts 8 years ago

35 Celebrity Lookalikes That Prove Time Travel Exists

Why time travel?? If it is anything then it is a prove for reincarnation ... no?

50 Hilarious Reasons Why The German Language Is The Worst

There is a H missing! ÜBERRASCHUNG! Not to confuse ÜBERARSCHUNG (Overassholing) doesn't mean really anything ... but we still could use it ... somehow ... 😂😂😂

101 Introvert Problems That Hilariously Capture The Life Of An Introvert

Yup ...

Andreas Danzer • commented on 17 posts 9 years ago

229 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women In 2016

Omg ... Morgan Freeman of course... 😃😂😂

229 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women In 2016

I had Samuel L. Jackson in mind! ;)

How Many Of These Puns Can You Guess Without Looking At The Answers?

Best!!

56 Painfully Hilarious Comics About Periods That Only Women Will Understand

One could use condoms or something ... just sayin ^^

60 Cat Posts On Tumblr That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

I am not fat!!! Just heavy bones ...

Photography - My Therapy

My french is a bit rusty ... but at least I understand the first 2 words ;) thank you very much! :)

Photography - My Therapy

Loving Dad Starts Documenting Unique Habits Of His Autistic Son, And It Changes Their Lives

Just ... wonderful!

This Instagram Is So Satisfying It Will Give You An Eyegasm

Yellow and golden yellow ... too many ocd triggers here. ;)

How Millennials' Bedrooms Look Around The World

Yeah ... and? He lives in a tent, I guess ... ;)

How Millennials' Bedrooms Look Around The World

Because we do not have a REAL life ... he has. He works for himself and his family and his tribe ... we work for a company, for money, for the system...

65 Elderly Couples That Prove Love Has No Age Limit

What else? :D

65 Elderly Couples That Prove Love Has No Age Limit

He holds her ... everything will be fine! :)

65 Elderly Couples That Prove Love Has No Age Limit

I want this! THIS is pure luxury and everything you need. Lovely!

50 Of The Funniest LEGO Jokes Ever

Brilliant!!!

50 Of The Funniest LEGO Jokes Ever

Hahaha!! Omg - that made me laugh sooo hard!!! Very clever joke!!

42 Hilarious Customer Complaints And Responses That'll Make You Laugh

Omg ... hilarious!!!

Andreas Danzer • upvoted 4 items 8 years ago

I Left For A Day. My Wife Knew Exactly What I Wanted To Do When I Got Home

101 Introvert Problems That Hilariously Capture The Life Of An Introvert

The best thing ever :D.

Introvert Problems

Andreas Danzer • upvoted 16 items 9 years ago

229 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women In 2016

Anybody else hearing Morgan freeman as the narrator?

How Many Of These Puns Can You Guess Without Looking At The Answers?

Hahahahahaha!!!!

Clever Pun

Icelandic Humor Is As Dark As Their Winters (NSFW)

LOL

Icelandic Humor

Icelandic Humor Is As Dark As Their Winters (NSFW)

hahahahaha

30 Hilarious Examples That Show Why Letter Spacing Is Important

Sir, we're going to need bigger d***s.

30 Hilarious Examples That Show Why Letter Spacing Is Important

The picture doesn't help any!

Funny Cats

60 Cat Posts On Tumblr That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

"Don't you DARE turn this water on, hooman!"

60 Cat Posts On Tumblr That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

LMAO the last cat doesn't look like he was rescued, he looks like he got caught!

60 Cat Posts On Tumblr That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

One on the left loots like melted icecream

Funny Cats

60 Cat Posts On Tumblr That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

LMAO, I feel you on that one kitty, I feel you!

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