Pets can be cute, pets can be unruly, but sometimes they're just straight-up chaotic. According to research by Novuna Personal Finance, 75% of British pet owners had to deal with property damage because of their pets. But there's probably no owner on this Earth whose pet is a 100% angel.
Bored Panda compiled the funniest and most adorable examples of dogs, cats, gerbils, parrots, and other animals wreaking anarchy in their homes. Stealing sandwiches, terrorizing their pet siblings, and leaving a trail of shredded toilet paper everywhere – these pets are the true agents of chaos. And still, their human parents have no choice but to love them, feed them, and never leave them.
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I Have To Use A Decoy Book When I Read Because Of This Jerk
I never thought of this! Genius! Do we need to do the same with laptop?
I’m Not Sure How To Even Title This, But I Felt It Needed To Be Posted
Zero Remorse
Each pet comes with their own personality, no matter what type of animal they are. In fact, some can even cost more in house damages than actual children. A 2022 analysis by Compare The Market found that 34% of British pet owners have claimed their home insurance compared to only 15% of parents.
The most common damage pet owners have to deal with are stained carpets (42%), damaged sofas (38%), ruined walls and skirting boards (35%), and broken ornaments and fittings (31%). The average sum of claims was £225, with pet owners forking out an average of £261 in London, £269 in Birmingham, and even £300 in Leeds.
I Guess I'm Done With My Coffee Then
My Cat Occasionally Visits Our Neighbors. Today She Came Back With A Little Snack
Woody Is Great At Being A Baby Goat, But Makes For A Terrible Secretary
We call them good boys and girls, but some of them are far from that. In fact, according to a 2024 survey by Lemonade, 66% of pet parents say their pets are mischievous. 58% even admit that their pet was acting up last week. Interestingly, mishaps like chewed-up couches, soiled rugs, or torn-up books happen more often for newbie pet owners.
Only 36% of those who have owned their pet for more than six years admit that their pet has done something bad lately. On the other hand, 54% of new owners say they've been victimized by their pet and their unruly behavior in the last few days. Sometimes, this even results in the pet getting injured and requiring vet's attention: 16% of owners said their furball got themselves into that kind of a pickle in the last two years.
I Just Had To Share What This Silly Sennie Did Yesterday
Didn't Like Today's News
Turned Around For 5 Seconds
Dogs and cats are the most common culprits of destructive shenanigans. According to research from Novuna Personal Finance, dogs are responsible for more than £348 million in damages. Cats, in turn, have caused £279 million worth of damages.
Yet research by furniture retailers Thomas Sanderson shows that other types of pets can be just as unruly and destructive. Every year, rabbits cost their owners around £57 million worth of property damage. Rodents like gerbils, hamsters, and guinea pigs are no better as their owners have to shell out £20 million in repairs every year.
Spent A Week On This Puzzle
We Didn't Let Him Come On A Walk Outside With Us
"And I’ll Do It Again!"
We tend to think that only dog and cat owners deal with behavioral problems, but owners of birds, guinea pigs, and even snakes can deal with unwanted discipline challenges. Bird owners, for example, have to deal with issues like feather-plucking and aggression (70%), biting (40%), and screaming (35%). Some owners might blame it on the pet's character, but the most common reason for misbehaving is a lack of stimulation.
Mochi The Ankle Annihilator
Idiot Chews Holes Through Blankets Then Sits There Like He's Getting A Fade
He's So Proud About It
A whopping 60% of pet birds don't sleep well enough because of light exposure. Most birds are used to 12-hour cycles: 12 hours of light, and then 12 hours of darkness. But, in many parts of the world, pet birds are exposed to more light than needed, whether that's because of longer summers or indoor lighting during fall and winter months. Owners need to address these issues properly by using positive reinforcement, respecting warning signs, and reducing triggers.
Every Time My Friend Comes By My Cat Shoves His Face Into His Shoes
So I Made This Bird Bath And This Little Derp Decided To Leave His Paw Prints In It
“No Soup For You” - Piper, Probably
Small rodents like rabbits, guinea pigs, and ferrets usually misbehave by being destructive, disobedient, aggressive, and soiling nearly every surface of the house with inappropriate toileting. According to animal behavior expert Zazie Todd, PhD, these behaviors stem from inadequate housing and lack of space.
Someone Took A Bath In My Smoothie
You call it a fruit smoothie, bird calls it a fruit rejuvenating bath
Rude
No, Her Tongue Isn't Normally Hot Pink. She Just Decided To Eat A Bright Pink Water Color Pencil
Rabbits, for example, are very social animals and need a buddy. Yet, at the same time, they might act territorial if other rabbits are present, especially males. Experts recommend neutering or spaying rabbits and providing them with enough exercise so they don't stress and get anxious. The important thing to remember is that any kind of bad behavior, whether it's chewing, soiling, or biting is natural and not spiteful.
My 7-Year-Old Theater Kid Keeps Dancing Along To Newsies Songs On Alexa. He’s Been Using A Marker As A Prop Cigar. I Bought Him A Toy Cigar On Amazon The Other Day. The Dog Stole It
Shout Out To This Cat That Said No To Being Kept Inside. Little Fella Busted Out The Window Screen For A Better View
Rico's First Christmas
What kind of shenanigans have your pets got themselves into lately, Pandas? Share your favorite pics of your chaotic pets and the stories behind them with us in the comments! And if you're looking for more pet silliness, check out our previous posts about some seriously unphotogenic pets and their cute counterparts!
I Was Putting Together A Desk And Looked Away For One Minute
When He's Not Biting My Face, He's Actually A Really Sweet Boy
We Gave Him A Stuffed Animal. He Chose To Shower In The Blood Of His Enemies
We got our dog a "non-destructible" dog bed for his crate. He proved them wrong. He got destructible, but cheap and easily replaceable towels and blankets after that!
That’s Not A Flower Bed, Winnie
My Dog Keeps Randomly Tearing Up My Mom's Bible. This Is The Third Bible She’s Had To Purchase
Those Are Some Nice Flowers, Would Be A Shame If Someone Smushed Them
My Cat After I Tried Taking Back My Laptop
My Cat Actually Tried Eating My Homework
The Joys Of Owning A Bunny
No no no. The title should be: The Haircut. The Haredresser. (yes I know its a rabbit, but puns are more important).
He Stole My Sandwich
Paper Towel Rolls Have Been A Long-Time Favorite. The Relationship Started Only By Looking Down Into The Abyss. I Think Her Love Is In Too Deep
Can I Get A Minute?
I Think I'll Just... Yep, This Is A Good Place
This Is What I Woke Up To Today
My Cat Enjoys Messing With My Pencil And Earbuds When I Do Homework. Cue The Decoy Pencil And Earbuds
Thanks Mate. Just After I Swept The Floor Too
The cat is cross-eyed! But it makes sense, what with being a Looney Tune.
My Cat Snuck Into The Office And Wreaked Havoc
Peppermint Butler Destroyed My Plant And Spilled Dirt All Over The Floor. Shame Him
The appearance of s elfharm is distracting me from the caption. I hope the OP gets help.
This Adorable Little Thing Eating My Sammich While Standing On The Piece Of Bread I Gave Him
The Best Place For A Nap
My Cat Brought A Live Mouse In And Lost It In My Room. Again
The cat I had as a kid did that regularly, with mice and birds. Wounded, they make alot of noise. Nothing like being woken up at 3am with wild flapping of tiny wings under your bed
Opal Getting Some Humidity In The Bathroom While I Shower
I Got A New Phone And Someone Is Not Happy
Morning Madness With The Demon
The Criminal And Her Crime
My Brother's Dog Ate My Airpod
Our Cat Steals And Hoards Bottle Caps. Found His Stash While Cleaning
Good Morning
I've Never Met My Neighbors But I Absolutely Know They Have Cats
These Aren’t Her Toys
The carpets were being replaced in our upstairs. My sister and her family were out of town, and they were kind enough to let us work from their home for the day.
Obviously, this is entirely my fault, not my dog’s. I somehow didn’t spot their dog’s toy chest. I brought toys for my dog to play with, and one of them was a squeaky ball. She carried it in the other room, and I heard her playing with it, but I was stuck on a call and couldn’t check on her for nearly 5 minutes. Apparently, she had found the other dog’s plush squeakies and started just absolutely shredding them.
My Dog Ate The Commissioned Painting I Was Working On
I Was Gone For 15 Minutes And She Busts Through The Window AC Onto The Balcony
The Suspect Has Been Detained
I Wondered Why My Phone Wasn't Charged This Morning
Got Gucci Sunglasses For My Wife. Dog Ate Them Before She Had A Chance To Wear Them
Yeah, had a dog that loved to chew anything human-scented. Eyeglasses, shoes, ear buds ... was that a sign of love or revenge?
Fresh Concrete, Poured 10 Minutes Ago. Partner Decided To Let All The Pets Out, Unsupervised. The Pets Immediately Inspected The Workmanship
Paint Was On The Top Of The Fridge. Someone Knocked It Off
Goat Intentionally Invading Marshmallow’s Personal Bubble To Bother Him
My Dog Shreds His Toys, Then Demands We Play With The Pieces
There Was Parsley Growing In There
He's Excited Because He Can Steal Unripe Fruit From The Tree Again, Like Every Spring
Yesterday I looked out the window to the backyard and noticed something, WTF was it, way up in an old peach tree. It was a groundhog way up in the tree out on a limb scarfing peaches - I have never seen this before.
The Neighbor's New Fence Knocked Out Our Internet. Then Their Dog Ate The Replacement Line
Sister’s Cat Got Stuck On The Net In The Top Left. My Mom Tried To Get It Down, And Told Me To Get A Chair. I Was As Fast As I Could, But I Was Still Too Late. The Cat Got Down Though
Dog Got Too Excited Seeing My Dad
Two Guilty Dogs And A Destroyed Nativity Scene
My wife stayed up until midnight last night setting up her nativity scene. She really loves Christmas and I feel horrible for her. Well I came home from work this morning and walk into this. This act of vandalism was committed in less than an hour. Luckily she took it well and is excited to set up another nativity scene.
So At 6 Am I Was Very Rudely Awakened To The Sound Of My Beautiful Reclaimed Art Deco Basin Crashing Onto My Newly Tiled Floor. Barbara The Cat Scarpering Out As I Reach The Bathroom
When You Are Looking For Him All Over The House, But He's Just Chilling On The Door
Take Some Notes From Rigby Cat And Wake Up With A Smile
Dear poll, bird noise chaos is not fun. Birds are by default noisy to a certain extent (eg sunrise, sunset when they can hear lots of other birds) but outside of those hours, constantly? Nuuu. I say this as a bird owner. You can't completely train noise out of a parrot (and I don't see why you'd want to; if you did you probably shouldn't have got one in the first place), but there's a difference between natural behaviour and being a s**t for the sake of it. ... Otherwise, I did enjoy this thread. 😆
Dear poll, bird noise chaos is not fun. Birds are by default noisy to a certain extent (eg sunrise, sunset when they can hear lots of other birds) but outside of those hours, constantly? Nuuu. I say this as a bird owner. You can't completely train noise out of a parrot (and I don't see why you'd want to; if you did you probably shouldn't have got one in the first place), but there's a difference between natural behaviour and being a s**t for the sake of it. ... Otherwise, I did enjoy this thread. 😆
