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There's no such thing as spending the night with your human. Follow this guide to get the best out of it! I created it together with topito.
I also created series explaining what your cat really thinks. You can check them out here.
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#1
The Creep
Final score:
134points
BrandyHawkes-Kavanagh 10 years ago
both my cats do this, they take turns. THEY LITERALLY TAKE TURNS CREEPING ME!
MPaulaWhelan 10 years ago
I think it means that the cat creeps closer and closer looking for your body heat and your breath.
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#2
The Who's-da-boss
Final score:
114points
#3
The Jet-lag
Final score:
112points
#4
The Marriage Counselor
Final score:
108points
JannProvencher 10 years ago
Before my divorce my cat used to hiss and growl at my ex when he came to bed. Now my cat sleeps on his old side of the bed & still looks smug as hell sleeping there as if he's thinking " she's all mine"! He's the jealous type lol
#5
The Asphyxia
Final score:
105points
#6
The Present
Final score:
88points
#8
The Paralysis
Final score:
85points
#9
The Who's-da-super-boss
Final score:
82points
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BeckyWhitehall 10 years ago
My cat always sits on me... I am not your cushion at night!!! Okay maybe I am...
Cynthia Price 9 years ago
Pet my belly... C'mooooooon, you know you wanna pet my belly! Look, I present it to you for petting! I even wriggle closer, belly first, pleading for you to touch the belly. C'mon... Just touch it's! You know you gotta! C'mon! * hand gets within striking distance, and all the pointy things embed themselves *
KimberleyWells 10 years ago
You forgot when they sleep between your legs leaving u unable to move
LeslieDoty-Munson 10 years ago
Cats share my side with me, large puppy has taken over the other side. Pmmft!!
Jobbissimo 10 years ago
Could not find the "Add new photo" link for this open-list, so I created "The Hairpiece" cat here: http://www.jobbissimo.com/articles/cats-are-useful-in-so-many-ways/
SaraHill 10 years ago
I wrote something before but it seems to have been lost. This is Scampy the cat writing. That's me in the bathroom sink. I want to say that my human is very unfair. Three of us felines live with her and she actually LOCKS her bedroom door at night so as not to let us in. (One of us knows how to jump on door handles and open doors.) Just because we don't let her sleep, by jumping and fighting over her back, is no reason to lock us out. If any of you cats out there can give me some advice, I'd appreciate it. Thanks. Scampy
TammyChapman 10 years ago
Cats are soft and pretty and all. But this makes me love and appreciate my dog even more.
ThomasNorris 10 years ago
our cat was trained to sleep at the foot of he bed; also trained not to jump on people and had an old rocking chair that was hers. No chairs or couch. Yes cats can be trained.
PhilFreeman 10 years ago
The Puma - jump from the dresser top to the middle of servant's chest exactly at 4:00 am aka Breakfast time.
AmandaMitschele 10 years ago
My cat thinks my hip is THE most comfortable spot in the world my my jugs are the perfect cushions to kneed with her nails
StephaniedeBlaauw 10 years ago
when they sleep in my mums room they lie on both sides of her legs so she can't move :p they're kinder with me, one on my ankle and one at the hip
SamCampbell 10 years ago
So true! My cat likes to sleep wrapped around the top of my head, like a hat/earmuffs, with his tail smacking me in the mouth.
JuliaWolfe 10 years ago
I think I must have one of the weirdest cat in the world. He doesn't do any of those things. If I wake up and he's sleeping with me, he's curled up against my side. And he wants to please me. I call him my puppy-cat.
LindaCramp 10 years ago
Put the dog in place of the cat! Oh sometimes he puks on the sheets covering my feet, you forgot that one! When he has to get a drink or go out to potty he sits on my feet and stares at me. Then there is the rapid shaking of the ears to wake me up. He is very smart!!!!
Sonia.Alexandra 10 years ago
The human looks so terrified. I wonder if he's gonna keep the cat or not :))
KimCollins 10 years ago
Try sleeping with three dogs and two cats. Some times three and the spouse. Fun night!
JoAnneKlein 10 years ago
Somebody has been peeking in our bedroom window. 4 dogs AND 3 cats allow hubby and I on the bed. But only if we sleep on opposite edges of the bed.
BeckyWhitehall 10 years ago
My cat always sits on me... I am not your cushion at night!!! Okay maybe I am...
Cynthia Price 9 years ago
Pet my belly... C'mooooooon, you know you wanna pet my belly! Look, I present it to you for petting! I even wriggle closer, belly first, pleading for you to touch the belly. C'mon... Just touch it's! You know you gotta! C'mon! * hand gets within striking distance, and all the pointy things embed themselves *
KimberleyWells 10 years ago
You forgot when they sleep between your legs leaving u unable to move
LeslieDoty-Munson 10 years ago
Cats share my side with me, large puppy has taken over the other side. Pmmft!!
Jobbissimo 10 years ago
Could not find the "Add new photo" link for this open-list, so I created "The Hairpiece" cat here: http://www.jobbissimo.com/articles/cats-are-useful-in-so-many-ways/
SaraHill 10 years ago
I wrote something before but it seems to have been lost. This is Scampy the cat writing. That's me in the bathroom sink. I want to say that my human is very unfair. Three of us felines live with her and she actually LOCKS her bedroom door at night so as not to let us in. (One of us knows how to jump on door handles and open doors.) Just because we don't let her sleep, by jumping and fighting over her back, is no reason to lock us out. If any of you cats out there can give me some advice, I'd appreciate it. Thanks. Scampy
TammyChapman 10 years ago
Cats are soft and pretty and all. But this makes me love and appreciate my dog even more.
ThomasNorris 10 years ago
our cat was trained to sleep at the foot of he bed; also trained not to jump on people and had an old rocking chair that was hers. No chairs or couch. Yes cats can be trained.
PhilFreeman 10 years ago
The Puma - jump from the dresser top to the middle of servant's chest exactly at 4:00 am aka Breakfast time.
AmandaMitschele 10 years ago
My cat thinks my hip is THE most comfortable spot in the world my my jugs are the perfect cushions to kneed with her nails
StephaniedeBlaauw 10 years ago
when they sleep in my mums room they lie on both sides of her legs so she can't move :p they're kinder with me, one on my ankle and one at the hip
SamCampbell 10 years ago
So true! My cat likes to sleep wrapped around the top of my head, like a hat/earmuffs, with his tail smacking me in the mouth.
JuliaWolfe 10 years ago
I think I must have one of the weirdest cat in the world. He doesn't do any of those things. If I wake up and he's sleeping with me, he's curled up against my side. And he wants to please me. I call him my puppy-cat.
LindaCramp 10 years ago
Put the dog in place of the cat! Oh sometimes he puks on the sheets covering my feet, you forgot that one! When he has to get a drink or go out to potty he sits on my feet and stares at me. Then there is the rapid shaking of the ears to wake me up. He is very smart!!!!
Sonia.Alexandra 10 years ago
The human looks so terrified. I wonder if he's gonna keep the cat or not :))
KimCollins 10 years ago
Try sleeping with three dogs and two cats. Some times three and the spouse. Fun night!
JoAnneKlein 10 years ago
Somebody has been peeking in our bedroom window. 4 dogs AND 3 cats allow hubby and I on the bed. But only if we sleep on opposite edges of the bed.
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