There's no such thing as spending the night with your human. Follow this guide to get the best out of it! I created it together with topito.

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The Who's-da-boss

The Who's-da-boss

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The Marriage Counselor

The Marriage Counselor

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JannProvencher
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before my divorce my cat used to hiss and growl at my ex when he came to bed. Now my cat sleeps on his old side of the bed & still looks smug as hell sleeping there as if he's thinking " she's all mine"! He's the jealous type lol

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The Octopus

The Octopus

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ElenaN
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you dare remove it the Octopuss will wrap it's clawed tentacles around your face and kill you.

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The Paralysis

The Paralysis

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The Minefield

The Minefield

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ChrystalSager
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is my cat. I thought he was the only one.

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