Some people treat their cars like their most prized possessions. They wash them nearly every day, protect them from even the most minor scratches, and would never dare to bring food or beverages inside. And some people, on the other hand, are all about customizing their wheels. They’ll add steering wheel covers, decorations hanging from the rearview mirror, and plenty of stickers.
If you’re in the former group, you might be appalled by this list. But if you’re part of the latter community, you might fit right in here! We took a trip to the Bumper Stickers subreddit and gathered some of their most amusing posts. Enjoy scrolling through these silly pics, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you smile!
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Facts Are Facts
And, as of today, one trillionaire. Congrats, Elon, I bet your kids are so proud! 🙄🙄🙄
Pitchfork Economics
Uh, that might spike, erm, spice things up a little ^.^
Bumper stickers can be found all over the world today. They’re the perfect souvenirs to bring home from a vacation, as they definitely won’t weigh down your suitcase. And if you use your car every day, they’ll be constant reminders of your exciting adventures. But do you know the history of bumper stickers?
According to Car Stickers, they first came onto the scene in 1940. Forrest P. Gill, a Kansas City, Missouri, native, used adhesive paper and fluorescent paint to create the very first bumper stickers, which he called “bumper strips.” Unsurprisingly, the tourism industry was the first to really embrace these cute little stickers. Apparently, resorts and attractions would even stick them on visitors' cars without asking!
I Like This One
This Explains How The US Made TEMUsssolini Prez
History Class
Another huge step for bumper stickers was the 1952 American presidential election. Dwight D. Eisenhower’s famous “I Like Ike” slogan revolutionized political campaigns, as it turned bumper stickers into a staple item for politicians. As you can see from this list, people are still extremely keen on placing political stickers on their vehicles.
As printing technology evolved in the 1950s, screen printing allowed companies to easily mass-produce their stickers. And by the time computers could be used to upload and print stickers in the 1990s, they really took off. Today, it seems like these stickers are everywhere. And as you can see from this list, you can put literally any message you want on your car!
New Bumper Sticker
Embarrassed Does Not Even Begin To Describe It. Going On The Jeep Tomorrow!
Is It A Bumper Sticker At The Time Of Conception Or Not Until It’s Placed On A Bumper?
CarMax reports that a whopping 60% of car owners have put at least one sticker on their vehicle at one point or another. These might be simple messages like “Baby on board!” or funny, sarcastic lines like “No baby on board; okay to hit!” Many people will put stickers featuring places they’ve visited, where they went to university, where their kids go to school, what religion they follow, lyrics from their favorite band, the logo of their favorite sports team, and more. The possibilities are endless!
Spotted In Texas
Makes It Easy To Find This Country’s Lowest Common Denominator
There Can Be Only One
Some people even argue that personal bumper stickers might turn a boring highway commute into an uplifting social interaction. Walter Goettlich, a doctoral student in sociology who has researched how social communication can emerge from bumper stickers, told KU News that these stickers are one of the only ways we can learn about the people around us when we’re isolated in our own vehicles.
"Bumper stickers open up the possibility to try to imagine who it is that would have such a message on their car," he noted. "They can make you feel a certain way. Or you can see something and say, 'Oh, that's one of those people,' and other times just be flummoxed.”
What Do You Think Of This Bumper Sticker Design?
I Love It When I See Stickers Such As These
Back In Stock
Drivers also tend to make assumptions about other people on the road based on the bumper stickers they display. One person Goettlich interviewed said they would assume a person was arrogant if they had a New York Yankees sticker. Meanwhile, a Harley-Davidson sticker might make other drivers assume that a person is patriotic. Some bumper stickers can be polarizing too, especially if they display a polemical message.
From Baltimore
Good old "hate them, it's all their fault" to rally the ignorant. Just choose a minority. The same recipe Hïtler used
Not Wrong
Truer Words
As far as why people are so obsessed with branding their vehicles with stickers, Paul Harrison, Director of the MBA program at Deakin University, wrote a piece for The Conversation exploring this. He noted that some people use them to “clarify identity in a hostile political environment,” as they are considered “low-cost identity displays.” They’re cheaper than tattoos or fancy clothing, and they’re less risky than a dramatic haircut. Bumper stickers are an easy way to tell those around you something about yourself without needing to have a face-to-face interaction.
Are You A Felon And Can’t Find A Job?
Spotted Today
Amen...and which church precisely? Baptist? Methodist? Lutheran? Catholic?. Each view the others as heretics...yeah, THAT'LL go well..
On A Minivan
Harrison notes that displaying a variety of bumper stickers can also be a form of peacocking. Sometimes, their intention is to inform or persuade others, but realistically, most of them are simply there to express identity.
“Bumper stickers rarely change behavior,” Harrison writes. “But they do something more subtle. They allow people to express, perform, and affirm identity. They act as signals to others, markers of tribe, values, humor, or defiance. They help us say this is who I am, or maybe, this is what I am not.”
Made Me LOL
Now, that's something! And with that wording, even some red-hatted hicks from the south might understand (unfortunately, they wouldn't take it to heart, but still).
I Needed This Laugh
This Caught My Eye Yesterday
Are you enjoying this amusing list of bumper stickers, pandas? We hope that they’re inspiring you to put some personality onto your own car! And please remember to keep upvoting the ones that make you smile. Then, if you’d like to check out another article from Bored Panda featuring funny bumper stickers, look no further than right here!
Saw This In Dc
The First Bumper Sticker I'm Buying Fo My Car
Clever, but the D-part becomes more inaccurate with each day most of the Ds choose to remain silent but comfortable. 😐
Good Question
Remember how it took them 30 years of fandom to realize Rage Against the Machine was "woke"? Tom Morello replied to one of them during the BLM protests, saying, "Scott!! What music of mine were you a fan of that DIDN’T contain 'political BS'? I need to know so I can delete it from the catalog."
It Says It All...!
Found At My Local Er
I Made This One The Other Day
Got This Just After The Election
No They Aren’t
Hawaii just found a clever workaround. The law, just signed, states that the creation of a corporation is a "conditional grant of legal status by the State," not a right. And one of those conditions is that a corporation cannot spend or contribute money to influence political candidates, parties, or ballot measures. 14 States, including New York and California, now have similar measures on the ballot.
The Top Voted Comment Is Now A Real Bumper Sticker
Had an older VFW member ask me why the American flag on the rear window of my truck is upside down. "My country is in distress, you may not agree..." "I absolutely DO agree"
So True
Started Selling These
I Didn’t Vote For The Felon
I Like It
New Bumper Sticker
Elon, The First Lady
Goodbye Elmo…
New Bumper Sticker—too Risky Or Just Right?
North Carolina!
A Few To Choose From Here
This Is Awesomeness
Austin, TX Keeping It Real
Salad On Board
Never Thought I’d Put An American Flag On My Car, But Here We Are
Bumpa Sticka
I Saw This On Instagram
Can’t Wait To Put These On My Car
Not sure about the Chapstick, but he WAS the kid on the bus who licked the windows.
Not The Wittiest Sticker Ever, But The Sentiment Is Certainly Accurate
Worst Bumper Sticker Ever?
This kind of fixation on kids' primary reproductive organs by their own mother is NOT healthy for anyone involved. 🤢🤮
Not going to add an anything controversial - it’s too dangerous in this crazy world.
In Texas steering wheel covers are not decoration, they are necessity to keeps hand from burning.
Not going to add an anything controversial - it’s too dangerous in this crazy world.
In Texas steering wheel covers are not decoration, they are necessity to keeps hand from burning.
