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Rude Guy Keeps Blocking Fire Hydrant And Driveway, Neighbor Spoils His Party By Calling The Cops
Man angrily confronting neighbor outside house about blocking fire hydrant and driveway in residential area.

Rude Guy Keeps Blocking Fire Hydrant And Driveway, Neighbor Spoils His Party By Calling The Cops

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Every year in the United States, there are nearly 1.5 million fires, ranging from small localized ones to massive national fire disasters – like the one that recently occurred in California. Almost every fire is investigated by a commission to determine the cause, and, unfortunately, human negligence is often the cause.

No, it’s not just a careless smoker who missed a trash can. Sometimes, firefighters arrive on time but can’t immediately begin extinguishing the blaze simply because a fire hydrant is blocked by a parked car. This is what happened, for example, to a neighbor of the user u/whenspidersbleed, the narrator of our story today.

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    Man angrily confronting another outside a house, illustrating conflict over blocking fire hydrant and driveway issues.

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    The author of the post has a neighbor — quite an ill-mannered guy — who has an annoying habit of regularly leaving his huge car by the hydrant

    Neighbor calls the cops on rude guy blocking fire hydrant and driveway, spoiling his party in a residential neighborhood.

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    Text describing a rude guy blocking a fire hydrant and driveway, leading a neighbor to call the cops.

    Text about illegal parking blocking fire hydrant in Central Texas, emphasizing fire safety and neighbor reporting incident.

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    Image credits: whenspidersbleed

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    Several cars blocking a driveway and nearby fire hydrant in a suburban neighborhood on a clear day

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    That man usually behaves rudely, walking his aggressive dog unleashed or shooting off fireworks long after midnight – and he won’t listen to reasoning

    Text explaining a neighbor’s plan to keep garbage cans at the curb to prevent a rude guy from blocking the fire hydrant.

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    Text describing a rude guy blocking a fire hydrant and driveway, ignoring convenience over fire safety concerns.

    Neighbor documents rude guy blocking fire hydrant and driveway, preparing to report the vehicle to authorities.

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    Man walking to rude guy’s house with beer by cars blocking fire hydrant and driveway, neighbor plans to call the cops.

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    Red fire hydrant near driveway with greenery, illustrating rude guy blocking fire hydrant and driveway scenario.

    Image credits: EyeEm / Freepik (not the actual photo)

    Recently, the author found the neighbor’s car parked in front of the fire hydrant again, and resorted to action

    Caller contacts city services to report rude guy blocking fire hydrant and driveway, prompting police response.

    Neighbor calls the cops on rude guy blocking fire hydrant and driveway, spoiling his party and causing trouble.

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    Neighbor calls the cops on rude guy repeatedly blocking fire hydrant and driveway, enforcing parking violations successfully.

    Neighbor calls cops on rude guy blocking fire hydrant and driveway, spoiling his party and causing frustration.

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    Man in white t-shirt standing by window with curtains, watching outside in a residential area near fire hydrant and driveway.

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    The man called the police and reported illegal parking – so the officer soon arrived and issued the neighbor tickets, demanding he move his car immediately

    Text excerpt describing a rude guy blocking a fire hydrant and driveway, with neighbor calling the cops to intervene.

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    Tow truck towing a vehicle blocking fire hydrant and driveway after police issued a citation for illegal parking violations.

    Text describing a neighbor dealing with a rude guy blocking a fire hydrant and driveway by calling the cops.

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    Tow truck loading a white pickup truck after blocking a fire hydrant and driveway in a residential area.

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    The car, however, didn’t start for some reason, so after numerous fruitless efforts, the neighbor had to cough up the tow as well

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    Neighbor calls cops on rude guy repeatedly blocking fire hydrant and driveway, spoiling his party and causing conflict.

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    Text excerpt describing a neighbor confronting a rude guy blocking driveway and fire hydrant, leading to calling the cops.

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    The author believes it was a nice try to wean the neighbor off this annoying and actually life-threatening habit

    I want to clarify right away that this story took place many years ago, and since then, some regulations regarding blocking access to fire hydrants have become significantly stricter. But this doesn’t change the fact that the Original poster’s (OP) neighbor was an entitled and rude guy, who repeatedly walked his aggressive dog unleashed, shot off fireworks after midnight, and simply brushed off any attempts to reason with him.

    This guy also developed a nasty habit of parking his Chevy Silverado right outside the author’s house, regularly blocking access to the fire hydrant and sometimes even partially blocking the OP’s driveway as well. This was in Texas, so our hero had reasonable concerns about fire safety. But any talks, alas, weren’t fruitful…

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    And so, returning home one evening, the author found the neighbor’s car parked in the same spot again, and the trash can that the OP sometimes placed there to prevent him from parking had been carelessly pushed onto the sidewalk. The author also saw the neighbor and his friends coming into his house with numerous cans of beer. Well, a noisy party is the perfect excuse to ruin it with some petty revenge!

    Our hero called the police and reported the illegal parking. A short time later, a police officer arrived, issued the neighbor two tickets — for illegal parking and for blocking a fire hydrant — and ordered him to immediately remove the car. However, the vehicle wouldn’t start for some reason, and after half an hour of fussing, the drinking buddies had to call a tow truck. Petty revenge had been accomplished!

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    Victorian houses with cars parked along street, some blocking fire hydrant and driveway in residential neighborhood.

    Image credits: EyeEm / Freepik (not the actual photo)

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    It’s no wonder the original poster was so concerned about fire safety – after all, the story described took place after the devastating Texas wildfire season of 2011, marked by severe drought and heavy economic impact. The National Weather Service notes that serious fires occurred throughout the whole area.

    Accordingly, the Stephens Law website states that in Texas, everyone is restricted from parking or even stopping vehicles within 15 feet of any fire hydrant. The only exception to this rule is when a driver quickly picks up or drops off a passenger. But that certainly doesn’t apply to the story we’re describing.

    As for the financial consequences, a violation can actually cost from $25 to over $200. Additionally, significant towing and storage fees should be added if the violator’s car is impounded, which can, in fact, add hundreds more. Well, the neighbor’s vehicle wasn’t impounded, but he still had to pay for towing and, most likely, repairs.

    Many people in the comments recalled similar cases from their own life experiences and thanked the author for a wonderful story, brilliantly illustrating the very principle of instant karma. “Some people really are in their own little world that revolves around them,” one responder wrote. “Thanks for bringing him back to reality!” So what’s your opinion on this tale, dear readers?

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    Most commenters on the post praised the author for such a reasonable petty revenge plan, and shared their own similar stories

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    Oleg Tarasenko

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    After many years of working as sports journalist and trivia game author and host in Ukraine I joined Bored Panda as a content creator. I do love writing stories and I sincerely believe - there's no dull plots at all. Like a great Italian composer Joaquino Rossini once told: "Give me a police protocol - and I'll make an opera out of it!"

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    Denis Krotovas

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    I am a Visual Editor at Bored Panda. While studying at Vilnius Tech University, I learned how to use Photoshop and decided to continue mastering it at Bored Panda. I am interested in learning UI/UX design and creating unique designs for apps, games and websites. On my spare time, I enjoy playing video and board games, watching TV shows and movies and reading funny posts on the internet.

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    sweet emotion
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last comment - I've seen videos of that very thing happening, windows on both sides shattered so the fire hose can reach the hydrant. What those videos never seem to show is the gobsmacked look on the offender's face when they return and find a car seat full of glass and water. THAT is the video I want to see!

    Apatheist Account2
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    8 hours ago

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    It took two of you to write about something that was posted 12 YEARS AGO?? Seriously, can you not find something a bit more recent? There really shouldn't be anything pre-Covid now. You're stealing a living.

    Michael Largey
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An old story can still be a good story to read - like the Iliad or Hamlet or Keith Richard's childhood memoirs.

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    sweet emotion
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last comment - I've seen videos of that very thing happening, windows on both sides shattered so the fire hose can reach the hydrant. What those videos never seem to show is the gobsmacked look on the offender's face when they return and find a car seat full of glass and water. THAT is the video I want to see!

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    8 hours ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    It took two of you to write about something that was posted 12 YEARS AGO?? Seriously, can you not find something a bit more recent? There really shouldn't be anything pre-Covid now. You're stealing a living.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An old story can still be a good story to read - like the Iliad or Hamlet or Keith Richard's childhood memoirs.

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