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As anybody who's been to Japan (or anybody who frequently visits Bored Panda) will know, there's no shortage of things to do in the Land of the Rising Sun. We're not just talking about eating, cosplaying, and visiting awesome temples, either. We're talking about perusing the clothes stores in search of funny t-shirts with the best (or more like worst) examples of English turned Engrish via comically bad translations. Hunting for translation fails is precisely what somebody who goes by the name of critcrawl did recently. As you can see from these hilariously funny translations, they weren't disappointed with the results! Dainty Protagonist has to be our favorite - a t-shirt slogan that truly hits home. Which of these t-shirt fails do you sympathize the most with? Let us know in the comments!

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Captain Planet
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha I want this shirt and wear it to all the birthday's I go. XD

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    Jeremie Guerra
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this one is not really badly translated ^^

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing this surely qualifies as one of the d owns.

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    Cat Meow
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That shouldn't be to difficult. Just eat all the food you can find, and you're gonna have a round future

    Heather Riseborough
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they mean perfect, as round/circles are perfect?

    Shivesh Gupta
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats goes aroud comes a "Round" :3

    Liliana V
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would want to wear this out and just see the reactions!

    Bobby Clemente
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a problem if you like ghetto booties. And who doesn't, ROR.

    rick hctep (Rick45)
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would suite most americans as they are all getting round and flabby.

    Pattie Kelly
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK Future and ROUND don't go together at all.

    Wyndmere
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For someone's hoping she'll get pregnant.

    Agustina Gobbi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would It be SURROUND? i think its what they meant. Like make your future surround, make It strong and something others would look Up to

    Susan Gardner
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what are they TRYING to say?!!!

    Matthew Mann
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mannspaining time (sorry): imagine your like 7 months pregnant in a country with a famously aging population and low birth rate, a love of babies and a in your teenage years you were part of a counterculture which fused 90s boy bands with 18th century Jacobean Parisian restorationists and 19th century English public school dress, you're happy that you're about to sprog and want others to be happy for you, so above the kilt you wear the slogan "make future!...so round" over a seven month bump.

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    Hello Sīyī
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they talking about junk food?

    Mimis Nachbarin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, that's cute. Aren't we all gonna be more round some day than we are now?

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