50 Hilariously Awkward Convos Between Parents And Kids That Prove That Parenting Never Gets Boring (New Pics)

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I'm not a child and I hate those child safety locks!

OOOOOOOOOHHHHH

Ha!! Knew a labor & delivery nurse who had great baby name tales, as in Justin Time.

😄😄😄😄 seen this number of times. Still find it funny.

As the saying goes, you're usually your own toughest critic .... this poor kid has it both coming and going!

My two year old visited dad at work and she met the first black man who was from Jamaica (we live in a very Wonderbread-type city). She asked her dad how the chocolate man doesn't melt in the sun. The man laughed and laughed thankfully!

They need a better name for this game but it's awesome!

Reminds me of the joke: Doctor is looking at an X-Ray and says, "yep, this is exactly what I was afraid of". The man is scared and asks "what is it doc?" The doctor replies "skeletons"

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I'd totally watch that movie

Considering this day and age that's one smart 5 year old

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Smart kids

I would have said the same thing as a kid 🤣

Slippery, once they get going!

Well I hope it's a girl dog otherwise they will not be anywhere near milk

The day we brought our son home from the hospital his 2year old sister took one look at him with an evil look on her face and yelled "I don't want IT... take IT back"

Haha, the kid has her priorities straight!

Holy s**t, we found Kronos’ twitter account

That’s one way to self entertain and stay off devices. 😂

The 4 year old used it correctly though! 😂

"And no, there were no dinosaurs still alive at that time and no again Jurassic Park is not a documentary."

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Bada boom bada bing.

Good for you, kid!

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Anatomy class

My friend's kid once asked her how would he know if a person was a stranger if they cut off her skin and wore it - so they looked like her. That's what they get for letting him watch inappropriate movies too young!

Positive 7yo spin on Jeremy spoke in class today

That's kind of adorable

Why were you only going 68 in a 65. Speed limits are more of a suggestion than the rule. On a 65 you need to do at least 75 just to keep up with traffic (90 in California).

Youre a unicorn, YOU should know when it comes to magic creatures

This reminds me of when my 3 year old, upon learning that we sometimes call Thanksgiving "turkey day" kept--repeatedly--referring to it as chickenpox day. "Is it chickenpox day yet, mommy!??"

Boom!

God bless her! Way to distract you on a devastating day :)

Baby doll, when I die you get ALL of my stuff! Have fun sorting through the junk for the stuff you might actually want! (Side bar, I actually dread when my parents die because they have SOOOO much stuff...)

As of recently, Id agree with authors who say were living in a post truth era

Maybe he was talking about when the movie came out...

Ouch!

Mine inhales a whole pack of salami sigh

Is he wrong?

my kid brother is named graham and so a lot of people call him "graham cracker" as a nickname. well, lately, a bunch of his friends have shortened it to just "cracker". we are white and so are all of his friends (that's just the area we live in).

That is creepy. Better call the cops and have them check it out just in case.

That's so crazy, it just might work!

Reminds me of when my 3yo took kool-aid in the living room after I told her not to and proceeded to spill red kool-aid on white carpet and I was mad at her. She said, "I'm cool. I'm cool like chewbacca."

Sure, Krista...

At least your husband's wasn't swinging.

Before my sister was born I used to tell my mom she should really try eating some toys so the baby wouldn't get bored in there

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That's gonna be one big overthinker

Into a weird part in your brain, so that sometime in the distant future you can hear a song and be transported back to a very specific time/place/feeling? My guess anyway.

Already well trained in the art of trash-picking

well she DOES have eggs in her body and she CAN get them some of them out but we'll save that for when she's older

Ouch

At least he used it correctly😅

If nothing else, it's slimming.

Run

My son (also 3) is like this. He'll have a fabulous, wild day at kindergarten, nothing of note to report, and then three days later we'll find out that he fell off something, or someone pushed him over. He's easily distracted in the moment and only thinks about the repercussions much later!

"Groceries won't be here until this evening?" This is a whole new world.

Good questions!

their special 'complainer crumpets'

Maybe check behind the couch??

Haha, I make a Persian dish called aash reshteh sometimes which features noodles, beans/chickpeas and a whole lot of herbs. The kids love it but it is known in the house as "that dinner that looks like muck but tastes amazing".