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martymcmatrix

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• Service dog breeder for blind service dogs
• Non-related grandson of the inventor of the dice
• Volunteer baby flap tester and hospice clown
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martymcmatrix • commented on 5 posts 8 hours ago

47 Perfectly Timed Photos That Turn Ordinary Moments Into Comedy

Yeah, you mean the girl with the big teeth?!?! 😅

“She Landed In The Hospital”: 57 Smells That Seem Out Of The Ordinary But Are Actually A Sign Of Danger

So nesting cobras like cooking potatoes??? 🤔

47 Perfectly Timed Photos That Turn Ordinary Moments Into Comedy

Yeah, you mean the girl with the big teeth?!?! 😅

“She Landed In The Hospital”: 57 Smells That Seem Out Of The Ordinary But Are Actually A Sign Of Danger

So nesting cobras like cooking potatoes??? 🤔

“She Landed In The Hospital”: 57 Smells That Seem Out Of The Ordinary But Are Actually A Sign Of Danger

We once had this guy who suffered a massive bleeding from one of his liver arteries...the drainage bag he got during surgery could held 2 liters, yet it got completely filled up withing the blinking of an eye when suddenly it just ruptured...that was the most horrific scene I have ever had to witness...the pool of blood on the floor had eventually clotted and its texture resembled raw pizza dough, while emitting an intense metallic odor which I couldn't get rid of the next 2 days...🤔

"Who's The Dad?": Bonnie Blue Announces She's Pregnant After 400-Men Challenge

C'mon honey, wipe all that c🔞m off of your face first before posting pictures of you, nobody wants to see anyway...🙅🏽

47 Perfectly Timed Photos That Turn Ordinary Moments Into Comedy

Isn't it the girl from the famous meme, where she stands near a burning house, looking into the camera like she knows something??? 🤔

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martymcmatrix • upvoted 2 items 9 hours ago

47 Perfectly Timed Photos That Turn Ordinary Moments Into Comedy

This is why she burnt the house down. ;-)

47 Perfectly Timed Photos That Turn Ordinary Moments Into Comedy

No, but there is another well-known meme featuring a little girl who looks a lot like her.

martymcmatrix • commented on 4 posts 1 day ago

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martymcmatrix • upvoted an item 1 day ago

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

Well now you're just talking science fiction!😆

martymcmatrix • commented on 10 posts 2 days ago

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

Do you want to marry me??? 🤷🏽

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

The people in charge will b🔞rn in h🔞ll for this...🙋🏽

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

Do you want to marry me??? 🤷🏽

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

The people in charge will b🔞rn in h🔞ll for this...🙋🏽

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

He did, but sadly not the drinking...🤔

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

He literally said: »Nach meiner Kenntnis ist das sofort, unverzüglich.« (To my knowledge, that means immediately, without delay.).....the original note is on display in a museum...🙋🏽

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

I can't fall asleep because of the tiny helicopters (harvicopters)...🦟

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

😅

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

D a m n e d

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

He was in »Queen of the D****d«...🧛🏽

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

Clear the cache of Microsoft Edge and your device health settings / adaptive brightness...it should fix your issues...🙋🏽

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

If you are visiting BP via a web browser, you can force the dark mode or bypass BP's paid dark mode via your browser's settings (look for design, display, appearance, themes)...🙋🏽

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martymcmatrix • upvoted 4 items 2 days ago

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

And now you know why.

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

D a m n e d

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

And now you know why.

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

D a m n e d

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

He was in »Queen of the D****d«...🧛🏽

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

I have to have dark mode because my brightness control no longer works after a Microsoft update in December. It's driving me insane!

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martymcmatrix • upvoted 8 items 3 days ago

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

He saved the child but they still put him down.

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

Queen of the D****d and the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. He was a popular pick in the late 90s to eventually become a star but it didn't work out.

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

He saved the child but they still put him down.

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

Queen of the D****d and the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. He was a popular pick in the late 90s to eventually become a star but it didn't work out.

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

Exactly!

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

Never heard of him

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

BP should have dark mode for non-premium users.

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

Then we'll have gland oil banks where working poor people will sell regular pints of oil, instead of plasma

haberdashery67 reply

If you’re outdoors and smell a strong cooking potatoes or rotten potatoes smell - and no one is cooking potatoes - it’s a sign of a cobra nest nearby.

Quirky_Beginning_988 reply

The smell of blood. Unmistakable, and if you can smell it that means that there is a lot of blood around, as you won't smell just a drop.

atowncalledfinger:
Smells like old pennies.

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martymcmatrix • upvoted 5 items 4 days ago

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

I also thought well maybe it’s like them crying and say “yea okay you enjoy that corner. I’ll be here where you’re ready to love Me” then the card check is them realizing they spend all their money on a cat who’d rather stare at the corner? Lol I really have no idea

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

I think it was the finger point and tears that threw me lol I still can’t figure it out honestly

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

I think it was the finger point and tears that threw me lol I still can’t figure it out honestly

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

I’ve heard if they press their head against the wall or something like that it could indicated brain tumors. I think that’s what I remember it saying anyway. Because they can cause headaches and cats will push their head against the wall when they have a headache. So you may be onto something there but who knows lol

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

I was thinking maybe they thought cat was bored and wanted to buy a toy, but then checked their account and saw they were basically broke. lol so no toy for kitty. Maybe. I’m not sure either 🤷🏼‍♀️

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

There's that moment in Fahrenheit 451 where the thoughtless Linda. looking at the TV, is called out "Linda, blah, blah, blah", and this was back in the 60's.

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martymcmatrix • commented on a post 4 days ago

103 Endearingly Derpy Animals That Can Brighten Even The Worst Day (New Pics)

🙋🏽

martymcmatrix • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, Which 3 Emojis Did You Use Last?

martymcmatrix • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Which Song Brings You Tears Of Joy Or Sadness? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Which Life Hack Of A Special Kind Shouldn't Be Missing In The "Beyond Bear Grylls" Hall Of Fame? (Closed)

martymcmatrix • submitted 8 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, If A Mosquito Sucks The Blood Of A Vampire, Will It Become A Vampire?

Hey Pandas, What's One Joke That Got Over Your Head As A Kid But You Understand It Now?

Hey Pandas, What's A Movie Worth Watching But Difficult To See More Than Once? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Best One-Liners (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Which 3 Emojis Did You Use Last?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite (Joking) Conspiracy Theory? (Closed)

martymcmatrix • submitted 12 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post Your Last Three Emojis And (We) Create A Personality Profile.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Most Terrifying Dream Or Nightmare? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Good Songs To Listen To?

Hey Pandas, Which Life Hack Of A Special Kind Shouldn't Be Missing In The "Beyond Bear Grylls" Hall Of Fame? (Closed)

martymcmatrix • commented on 5 posts 8 hours ago

47 Perfectly Timed Photos That Turn Ordinary Moments Into Comedy

Yeah, you mean the girl with the big teeth?!?! 😅

“She Landed In The Hospital”: 57 Smells That Seem Out Of The Ordinary But Are Actually A Sign Of Danger

So nesting cobras like cooking potatoes??? 🤔

“She Landed In The Hospital”: 57 Smells That Seem Out Of The Ordinary But Are Actually A Sign Of Danger

"Who's The Dad?": Bonnie Blue Announces She's Pregnant After 400-Men Challenge

C'mon honey, wipe all that c🔞m off of your face first before posting pictures of you, nobody wants to see anyway...🙅🏽

47 Perfectly Timed Photos That Turn Ordinary Moments Into Comedy

Isn't it the girl from the famous meme, where she stands near a burning house, looking into the camera like she knows something??? 🤔

martymcmatrix • commented on 4 posts 1 day ago

50 Incredible Buildings That Showcase Human Creativity

Is this already brutalist? 🤔

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

And simply stop breathing wouldn't change anything about it...🙋🏽

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

E-p🔞op, e-p🔞e, e-you, e-me...🤷🏽

30 Things Healthcare Workers Say They Will Never Do After What They Have Seen

As well as driving while texting, and sleeping while driving...🙅🏽

martymcmatrix • commented on 10 posts 2 days ago

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

Do you want to marry me??? 🤷🏽

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

The people in charge will b🔞rn in h🔞ll for this...🙋🏽

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

He did, but sadly not the drinking...🤔

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

He literally said: »Nach meiner Kenntnis ist das sofort, unverzüglich.« (To my knowledge, that means immediately, without delay.).....the original note is on display in a museum...🙋🏽

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

I can't fall asleep because of the tiny helicopters (harvicopters)...🦟

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

😅

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

D a m n e d

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

He was in »Queen of the D****d«...🧛🏽

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

Clear the cache of Microsoft Edge and your device health settings / adaptive brightness...it should fix your issues...🙋🏽

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

If you are visiting BP via a web browser, you can force the dark mode or bypass BP's paid dark mode via your browser's settings (look for design, display, appearance, themes)...🙋🏽

martymcmatrix • commented on a post 4 days ago

103 Endearingly Derpy Animals That Can Brighten Even The Worst Day (New Pics)

🙋🏽

martymcmatrix • upvoted 5 items 8 hours ago

47 Perfectly Timed Photos That Turn Ordinary Moments Into Comedy

No, but there is another well-known meme featuring a little girl who looks a lot like her.

47 Perfectly Timed Photos That Turn Ordinary Moments Into Comedy

This is why she burnt the house down. ;-)

haberdashery67 reply

If you’re outdoors and smell a strong cooking potatoes or rotten potatoes smell - and no one is cooking potatoes - it’s a sign of a cobra nest nearby.

Quirky_Beginning_988 reply

The smell of blood. Unmistakable, and if you can smell it that means that there is a lot of blood around, as you won't smell just a drop.

atowncalledfinger:
Smells like old pennies.

This Photo

martymcmatrix • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

Well now you're just talking science fiction!😆

Healthcare-Workers-Share-Items-Never-Buy-Trauma-Safety

At this point, pretty much everything

Healthcare-Workers-Share-Items-Never-Buy-Trauma-Safety

Texting while driving

martymcmatrix • upvoted 12 items 2 days ago

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

Then we'll have gland oil banks where working poor people will sell regular pints of oil, instead of plasma

Notorious-Photo-Changed-Future-Country

The beginning of the end

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

He saved the child but they still put him down.

Notorious-Photo-Changed-Future-Country

No words to describe the significance of this day

Notorious-Photo-Changed-Future-Country

It's one of two in our recent history. 1st contender is Yeltsin. "I quit" speech on 31 dec. 1999. Era of Putin began that night.

Notorious-Photo-Changed-Future-Country

This is Günter Schabowski during a press conference in which he announced new travel laws for the GDR. Because he assumed that these laws would take effect immediately and without delay, people stormed to the border towards West Germany which ultimately lead to the destruction of the Berlin Wall and later German reunification.