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martymcmatrix

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• Service dog breeder for blind service dogs
• Non-related grandson of the inventor of the dice
• Volunteer baby flap tester and hospice clown
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martymcmatrix • commented on 8 posts 11 hours ago

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martymcmatrix • upvoted 3 items 15 hours ago

81 Brilliant Inventions And Machines That Show How Far Technology Has Come

I've seen my Polish sister in law light a cigarette with a blowtorch. She must never see this picture

81 Brilliant Inventions And Machines That Show How Far Technology Has Come

I delivered blood once to his hospital room in his dying days. I didn't know what to make of him and I doubt he knew what to make of me. Performed my task, said nothing, made momentary eye contact and left, feeling somewhat inconsequential.

81 Brilliant Inventions And Machines That Show How Far Technology Has Come

I've seen my Polish sister in law light a cigarette with a blowtorch. She must never see this picture

81 Brilliant Inventions And Machines That Show How Far Technology Has Come

Gather 'round while I sing you of Wernher von Braun A man whose allegiance Is ruled by expedience Call him a N**i, he won't even frown "N**i, Schmazi!" says Wernher von Braun. Don't say that he's hypocritical Say rather that he's apolitical "Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department!" says Wernher von Braun. Some have harsh words for this man of renown But some think our attitude Should be one of gratitude Like the widows and cripples in old London town Who owe their large pensions to Wernher von Braun. You too may be a big hero Once you've learned to count backwards to zero "In German, oder Englisch, I know how to count down Und I'm learning Chinese!" says Wernher von Braun.

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martymcmatrix • upvoted 5 items 2 days ago

50 Disturbing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Completely True

In an arid and hostile environment, prey can be rare and hard to come by. This 'rewards' the animals with the fastest knock-down venom with greater hunting success - therefore more babies.

50 Disturbing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Completely True

Something to do with isolation and an increasingly hostile arid environment leading to species evolving more efficient methods of hunting and k*****g their prey, IIRC.

50 Disturbing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Completely True

In an arid and hostile environment, prey can be rare and hard to come by. This 'rewards' the animals with the fastest knock-down venom with greater hunting success - therefore more babies.

50 Disturbing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Completely True

Something to do with isolation and an increasingly hostile arid environment leading to species evolving more efficient methods of hunting and k*****g their prey, IIRC.

50 Disturbing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Completely True

Thank you! I'm glad to not have been there

50 Disturbing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Completely True

They somehow instinctively knew that one day they would have to put up with what we today call Aussies and tourists. They just prepared in every manner available. 😅

50 Disturbing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Completely True

I can't help but wonder what led to Australia having such an "interesting" array of animals and bugs. Why did they evolve to be that dangerous?

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martymcmatrix • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

80 Hilarious And Unsettling Times People Interrupted Cats’ Important Meetings (New Pics)

Eepy...💤

50 Disturbing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Completely True

Lucky guys, yucky lice...🤔

80 Hilarious And Unsettling Times People Interrupted Cats’ Important Meetings (New Pics)

Eepy...💤

50 Disturbing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Completely True

Lucky guys, yucky lice...🤔

50 Disturbing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Completely True

Pawsome...🤹🏽

50 Disturbing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Completely True

Australia evolved from the breakup of the ancient supercontinent Gondwana, which once encompassed present-day Africa, South America, India, Australia, New Zealand, and Antarctica. About 70 million years ago, Australia separated from its last neighbors, Antarctica and New Zealand. The fauna found itself isolated, and one survival strategy was...make me the most venomous mf around, and that’s why the world’s deadliest animal species are found in Down Under...💁🏽

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martymcmatrix • commented on a post 3 days ago

39 Fun And Informative Maps That Paint A Unique Picture Of Countries And Cultures

That's highly judgmental, so there's no need for a cross-exam...in the name of the »council of bored pandas« (COBP™), the following verdict is handed down as »acquittal due to negligence in the heat of the moment without probation«......🧑🏽‍⚖️

martymcmatrix • upvoted 3 items 3 days ago

Terrible-Worst-Facts

This is the Sydney funnel-web spider (Atrax robustus).
It's the world's most dangerous spider to humans. Can k*ll you within hours if you don't get antivenom.

Native to Australia.

Terrible-Worst-Facts

Lice don’t infect men as frequently as women because they think testosterone tastes yucky.

Terrible-Worst-Facts

This is the Sydney funnel-web spider (Atrax robustus).
It's the world's most dangerous spider to humans. Can k*ll you within hours if you don't get antivenom.

Native to Australia.

Terrible-Worst-Facts

Lice don’t infect men as frequently as women because they think testosterone tastes yucky.

Terrible-Worst-Facts

Dog toys squeak in order to mimic the sound prey would make as its being attacked if the dogs were living in the wild

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martymcmatrix • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

49 Hilarious Memes That Perfectly Capture What It’s Like To Share A Home With Cats

So do Beefy and Sushi, the afterbirth siblings of a succubus...🤭

21 Remarkable Animal Photos Awarded In The 2026 reFocus Color Photography Contest

😔

martymcmatrix • upvoted 3 items 4 days ago

The Percentage Of Women Among Judges In Europe

Domestic Animals Category, Honorable Mention: "Jungle Couture" By Shawna Hinkel

The Percentage Of Women Among Judges In Europe

Domestic Animals Category, Honorable Mention: "Jungle Couture" By Shawna Hinkel

50 Cat Memes That Perfectly Capture Why Living With Cats Is Equal Parts Chaos And Comedy

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martymcmatrix • commented on a post 5 days ago

93 Hilarious Examples Of "If It's Stupid But It Works, It Ain't Stupid"

In any way...💁🏽

martymcmatrix • upvoted 10 items 1 week ago

This Artist Painted The Backs Of 16 Iconic Masterpieces, Offering A Fresh Perspective On Art History

We should see th e artist painting them . He's reflected in the mirror behind them in the original.

This Artist Painted The Backs Of 16 Iconic Masterpieces, Offering A Fresh Perspective On Art History

Then why are you being that nitpicky?

This Artist Painted The Backs Of 16 Iconic Masterpieces, Offering A Fresh Perspective On Art History

We should see th e artist painting them . He's reflected in the mirror behind them in the original.

This Artist Painted The Backs Of 16 Iconic Masterpieces, Offering A Fresh Perspective On Art History

Then why are you being that nitpicky?

93 Hilarious Examples Of "If It's Stupid But It Works, It Ain't Stupid"

A Dell WHAT??

93 Hilarious Examples Of "If It's Stupid But It Works, It Ain't Stupid"

You're crazy. In a good way.

This Artist Painted The Backs Of 16 Iconic Masterpieces, Offering A Fresh Perspective On Art History

One of my favourite paitings, it’s just full of symbolism

This Artist Painted The Backs Of 16 Iconic Masterpieces, Offering A Fresh Perspective On Art History

My question is: who is standing in the tub? lol

This Artist Painted The Backs Of 16 Iconic Masterpieces, Offering A Fresh Perspective On Art History

Exactly. Plus the sleeves are totally wrong.

This Artist Painted The Backs Of 16 Iconic Masterpieces, Offering A Fresh Perspective On Art History

You can already see what they're seeing thanks to the mirror.

This Artist Painted The Backs Of 16 Iconic Masterpieces, Offering A Fresh Perspective On Art History

The dog turned around xD

This Artist Painted The Backs Of 16 Iconic Masterpieces, Offering A Fresh Perspective On Art History

Ya, they kinda had the exact reference in that reflection. Strange not to use that.

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martymcmatrix • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Which 3 Emojis Did You Use Last?

martymcmatrix • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Which Song Brings You Tears Of Joy Or Sadness? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Which Life Hack Of A Special Kind Shouldn't Be Missing In The "Beyond Bear Grylls" Hall Of Fame? (Closed)

martymcmatrix • submitted 10 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, If A Mosquito Sucks The Blood Of A Vampire, Will It Become A Vampire?

Hey Pandas, What's One Joke That Got Over Your Head As A Kid But You Understand It Now?

Hey Pandas, What's A Movie Worth Watching But Difficult To See More Than Once? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Best One-Liners (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Which 3 Emojis Did You Use Last?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite (Joking) Conspiracy Theory? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Your Last Three Emojis And (We) Create A Personality Profile.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Most Terrifying Dream Or Nightmare? (Closed)

martymcmatrix • submitted 10 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Good Songs To Listen To?

Hey Pandas, Which Life Hack Of A Special Kind Shouldn't Be Missing In The "Beyond Bear Grylls" Hall Of Fame? (Closed)

martymcmatrix • commented on 8 posts 11 hours ago

81 Brilliant Inventions And Machines That Show How Far Technology Has Come

Absolutely...unless she owns the image's copyright...📸...besides, upvote for »Polish sister in law«...🙋🏽

81 Brilliant Inventions And Machines That Show How Far Technology Has Come

As an old white crazy cat lady from Germania I still don't know how to deal with this guy...🚀 🤷🏽 ⚛️

81 Brilliant Inventions And Machines That Show How Far Technology Has Come

There, I'd probably find some items I could add to my collection on display inside my stuff drawer...🤭

81 Brilliant Inventions And Machines That Show How Far Technology Has Come

AirFakes™ 🍎 🙅🏽 🍏

81 Brilliant Inventions And Machines That Show How Far Technology Has Come

🧖🏽

81 Brilliant Inventions And Machines That Show How Far Technology Has Come

The forbidden jetflame lighter...🚬

81 Brilliant Inventions And Machines That Show How Far Technology Has Come

»Pawlink«

81 Brilliant Inventions And Machines That Show How Far Technology Has Come

It looks like a beacon, doesn't it‽ 🔦 🤷🏽 🗼

martymcmatrix • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

80 Hilarious And Unsettling Times People Interrupted Cats’ Important Meetings (New Pics)

Eepy...💤

50 Disturbing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Completely True

Lucky guys, yucky lice...🤔

50 Disturbing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Completely True

Pawsome...🤹🏽

50 Disturbing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Completely True

martymcmatrix • commented on a post 3 days ago

39 Fun And Informative Maps That Paint A Unique Picture Of Countries And Cultures

martymcmatrix • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

49 Hilarious Memes That Perfectly Capture What It’s Like To Share A Home With Cats

So do Beefy and Sushi, the afterbirth siblings of a succubus...🤭

21 Remarkable Animal Photos Awarded In The 2026 reFocus Color Photography Contest

😔

martymcmatrix • commented on a post 5 days ago

93 Hilarious Examples Of "If It's Stupid But It Works, It Ain't Stupid"

In any way...💁🏽

martymcmatrix • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

This Artist Painted The Backs Of 16 Iconic Masterpieces, Offering A Fresh Perspective On Art History

I'm devastated to be that nitpicky, but the couple should face towards an open door with two people standing in the door frame...🤷🏽

93 Hilarious Examples Of "If It's Stupid But It Works, It Ain't Stupid"

My wall mounted tp dispenser eventually broke, so I screwed it off, putty filled two of the three drill holes and stuck a screwdriver into the third one, and...kaboom...🧑🏽‍🔧 🧻 🪛

93 Hilarious Examples Of "If It's Stupid But It Works, It Ain't Stupid"

And I upvote deleted comments just for fun...🤹🏽

93 Hilarious Examples Of "If It's Stupid But It Works, It Ain't Stupid"

A Dell™ C🔞itmouse‽ 🤭

martymcmatrix • upvoted 10 items 14 hours ago

81 Brilliant Inventions And Machines That Show How Far Technology Has Come

I've seen my Polish sister in law light a cigarette with a blowtorch. She must never see this picture

81 Brilliant Inventions And Machines That Show How Far Technology Has Come

Wernher Von Braun With Saturn V Engines

81 Brilliant Inventions And Machines That Show How Far Technology Has Come

Inside PC Store That Was Abandoned 20 Years Ago

Difference Between AirPods And Fakes

Worlds Largest Indoor Farm Using LED Lights

General Dynamics F-16 Engine Test

Starlink Works Great Until The Cats Find Out That The Dish Gives Off A Little Heat On Cold Days

Most Beautiful Thing I Saw At CES, IBMs Quantum Computer

martymcmatrix • upvoted 9 items 2 days ago

50 Disturbing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Completely True

In an arid and hostile environment, prey can be rare and hard to come by. This 'rewards' the animals with the fastest knock-down venom with greater hunting success - therefore more babies.

The Council Is Sleeping

50 Disturbing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Completely True

Thank you! I'm glad to not have been there

50 Disturbing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Completely True

They somehow instinctively knew that one day they would have to put up with what we today call Aussies and tourists. They just prepared in every manner available. 😅

50 Disturbing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Completely True

Something to do with isolation and an increasingly hostile arid environment leading to species evolving more efficient methods of hunting and k*****g their prey, IIRC.

Terrible-Worst-Facts

Lice don’t infect men as frequently as women because they think testosterone tastes yucky.

Terrible-Worst-Facts

Dog toys squeak in order to mimic the sound prey would make as its being attacked if the dogs were living in the wild

Terrible-Worst-Facts

This is the Sydney funnel-web spider (Atrax robustus).
It's the world's most dangerous spider to humans. Can k*ll you within hours if you don't get antivenom.

Native to Australia.