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martymcmatrix

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• Service dog breeder for blind service dogs
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martymcmatrix • commented on a post 16 hours ago

“Which Medieval Job Would You Have?”: These 27 Questions Have The Answer

A court jester with cerebral palsy...🤹🏽

martymcmatrix • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

This Page Shared 69 Weird Animal Facts People Discovered While Falling Into A Wikipedia Rabbit Hole

Wait 'til I turn this into a MEGAPHONE AT 3 AM!!! 📢 🦔

49 Things People Were Confused About But Folks Online Explained Them

...and can't be cleaned or sanitized properly so you'd better avoid to s(h)it down on these...🤹🏽

martymcmatrix • upvoted an item 3 days ago

42 Animal Posts From “Depths Of Wikipedia” That Prove Nature Is Stranger Than Fiction

martymcmatrix • upvoted an item 4 days ago

What’s The Purpose Of A Hospital Having A Toilet Seat Riveted Down So It Doesn’t Lift?

martymcmatrix • commented on a post 5 days ago

100 Rare And Bizarre Creatures That Prove Nature Has A Much Wilder Imagination Than We Do

At her divorce lawyer's front office desk...🤷🏽

martymcmatrix • upvoted an item 6 days ago

100 Rare And Bizarre Creatures That Prove Nature Has A Much Wilder Imagination Than We Do

Looks like she just told you she wants to talk to your manager... Standing there with her big hair, hands on her hips, tapping her foot in her shiny shoes, carrying her little purse.... edit: spelling

martymcmatrix • upvoted 5 items 1 week ago

Strange-Animals-Facts-Pics

57 Terrifying Encounters With Nature People Captured On Camera

Truly.

Strange-Animals-Facts-Pics

57 Terrifying Encounters With Nature People Captured On Camera

Truly.

Smokey Does Not Like Being In The Desert Sun. Even For 2 Minutes For A Picture

Successfully Used String To Direct AC Unit Condensation Down Into A Pitcher

Interesting-Weird-Nature-Pictures

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martymcmatrix • commented on 10 posts 1 week ago

47 Genius Analog Solutions To Modern Problems That Make Silicon Valley Tech Look Entirely Overpriced

Cheers...🙅🏽

75 Cat Parents Share The Most Hilarious Pics Of Their Felines Yelling In The Cutest Way Possible

So why then??? 🤷🏽

47 Genius Analog Solutions To Modern Problems That Make Silicon Valley Tech Look Entirely Overpriced

Cheers...🙅🏽

75 Cat Parents Share The Most Hilarious Pics Of Their Felines Yelling In The Cutest Way Possible

So why then??? 🤷🏽

42 Rare Photos That Prove Most Of Us Have No Idea How Wild This Planet Actually Is

Ribbit, ribbit...ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit...🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

81 Funny Animal Memes That Might Melt Your Heart And Make You Laugh

😅

81 Funny Animal Memes That Might Melt Your Heart And Make You Laugh

Howly Lord...🛐

81 Funny Animal Memes That Might Melt Your Heart And Make You Laugh

C'mon, let's play »insurance fraud«...🤷🏽

81 Funny Animal Memes That Might Melt Your Heart And Make You Laugh

»The Birth of the Brain Cell« by Petrus Christus 🧑🏽‍🎨

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martymcmatrix • commented on 12 posts 2 weeks ago

48 Surprising Things That People Found

A witches' toe nail clipper...🤷🏽

48 Surprising Things That People Found

That's a birbecue...🤹🏽

48 Surprising Things That People Found

A witches' toe nail clipper...🤷🏽

48 Surprising Things That People Found

That's a birbecue...🤹🏽

60 Freaky Scientific Facts That Sound Fake But Aren’t

I would only describe the fluid as clear to a limited extent... the carrier solution—or rather, the substance that forces diffusion/osmosis in the peritoneum—consists mainly (and in very large amounts) of glucose, which is why many patients who have been on PD for more than a year develop diabetes... Furthermore, the measurable (Kt/v) effectiveness of PD declines, which eventually leads PD patients to become HD patients, unless a kidney transplant is on the horizon......additionally, treatment times are significantly longer compared to hemodialysis, averaging 7–10 hours per session......🤷🏽

60 Freaky Scientific Facts That Sound Fake But Aren’t

🙋🏽

Doctors Issue Urgent Warnings About "Ballmaxxing" As Dangerous Trend Grows Among Young Men

If I wouldn't use a magnifying glass every now and then, I wouldn't even know that there are two litte tic-tacs living in a half-empty pouch of my body...😅

Doctors Issue Urgent Warnings About "Ballmaxxing" As Dangerous Trend Grows Among Young Men

All these flat-pipers need to get put on an island with their female conterparts who wear their shorts as tight as their security chords leave visible marks on the fabric🤷🏽...

61 Incredible Places That Completely Shattered Everything People Assumed About Those Countries

Sofern d*e desertifizierenden Innenstädte nicht dazugezählt werden...🤔

61 Incredible Places That Completely Shattered Everything People Assumed About Those Countries

I know, I know...but you could have at least spelled it »Felsengluehen« if your keyboard doesn't support the letters ä, ö and ü....🙋🏽

79 Hissterical Memes You’d Like To Tag Your Cat In (New Pics)

I'm fast AF, boy...🐈‍⬛💨

79 Hissterical Memes You’d Like To Tag Your Cat In (New Pics)

Double whammy for the mouse...🤷🏽

79 Hissterical Memes You’d Like To Tag Your Cat In (New Pics)

Bless your kindness...🙋🏽

After Met Gala Frenzy Over Celebrity Bodies, Doctor Gives Verdict On The De‑Bloating Treatment Stars Get

Lieber zwei Damen im Arm, als zwei Arme im Darm...🤹🏽

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martymcmatrix • upvoted 6 items 2 weeks ago

60 Freaky Scientific Facts That Sound Fake But Aren’t

1. Not for everyone 2. You usually have to do the exchange multiple times a day depending on your level of remaining kidney function and how effective the PD is

60 Freaky Scientific Facts That Sound Fake But Aren’t

I did this to my cat and it gave him an extra healthy and happy year. After I'd give him his daily IV and it absorbed, he'd go outside and climb trees, hunt, and chase squirrels with his buddy, an old cat that lived next door. It was really amazing that it worked so well.

60 Freaky Scientific Facts That Sound Fake But Aren’t

1. Not for everyone 2. You usually have to do the exchange multiple times a day depending on your level of remaining kidney function and how effective the PD is

60 Freaky Scientific Facts That Sound Fake But Aren’t

Doctors Issue Urgent Warnings About "Ballmaxxing" As Dangerous Trend Grows Among Young Men

Strangled in the leg-hole of one's jockey shorts is a reminder, too.

Doctors Issue Urgent Warnings About "Ballmaxxing" As Dangerous Trend Grows Among Young Men

My balls only get noticed when I sit down wrongly and one protests about being squished.

Doctors Issue Urgent Warnings About "Ballmaxxing" As Dangerous Trend Grows Among Young Men

I'm betting that not a single male Panda has ever paid this much attention to his balls unless pain or discomfort was involved. Actually, I'm betting that no normal adult male has ever paid this much attention. They're just there, and that's all.

After Met Gala Frenzy Over Celebrity Bodies, Doctor Gives Verdict On The De‑Bloating Treatment Stars Get

lol!

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martymcmatrix • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, Which 3 Emojis Did You Use Last?

martymcmatrix • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Which Song Brings You Tears Of Joy Or Sadness? (Closed)

martymcmatrix • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Which Life Hack Of A Special Kind Shouldn't Be Missing In The "Beyond Bear Grylls" Hall Of Fame? (Closed)

martymcmatrix • submitted 7 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, If A Mosquito Sucks The Blood Of A Vampire, Will It Become A Vampire?

Hey Pandas, What's One Joke That Got Over Your Head As A Kid But You Understand It Now?

Hey Pandas, What's A Movie Worth Watching But Difficult To See More Than Once? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Best One-Liners (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Which 3 Emojis Did You Use Last?

martymcmatrix • submitted 4 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite (Joking) Conspiracy Theory? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Your Last Three Emojis And (We) Create A Personality Profile.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Most Terrifying Dream Or Nightmare? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Good Songs To Listen To?

martymcmatrix • submitted 9 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Which Life Hack Of A Special Kind Shouldn't Be Missing In The "Beyond Bear Grylls" Hall Of Fame? (Closed)

martymcmatrix • commented on a post 16 hours ago

“Which Medieval Job Would You Have?”: These 27 Questions Have The Answer

A court jester with cerebral palsy...🤹🏽

martymcmatrix • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

This Page Shared 69 Weird Animal Facts People Discovered While Falling Into A Wikipedia Rabbit Hole

Wait 'til I turn this into a MEGAPHONE AT 3 AM!!! 📢 🦔

49 Things People Were Confused About But Folks Online Explained Them

...and can't be cleaned or sanitized properly so you'd better avoid to s(h)it down on these...🤹🏽

martymcmatrix • commented on a post 5 days ago

100 Rare And Bizarre Creatures That Prove Nature Has A Much Wilder Imagination Than We Do

At her divorce lawyer's front office desk...🤷🏽

martymcmatrix • commented on 10 posts 1 week ago

47 Genius Analog Solutions To Modern Problems That Make Silicon Valley Tech Look Entirely Overpriced

Cheers...🙅🏽

75 Cat Parents Share The Most Hilarious Pics Of Their Felines Yelling In The Cutest Way Possible

So why then??? 🤷🏽

57 Terrifying Encounters With Nature People Captured On Camera

His reflection looks......interesting...🤹🏽

57 Terrifying Encounters With Nature People Captured On Camera

Everything reminds me of her...🔞

57 Terrifying Encounters With Nature People Captured On Camera

But smoking indoors remains prohibited...🚭

42 Rare Photos That Prove Most Of Us Have No Idea How Wild This Planet Actually Is

Ribbit, ribbit...ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit...🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

81 Funny Animal Memes That Might Melt Your Heart And Make You Laugh

😅

81 Funny Animal Memes That Might Melt Your Heart And Make You Laugh

Howly Lord...🛐

81 Funny Animal Memes That Might Melt Your Heart And Make You Laugh

C'mon, let's play »insurance fraud«...🤷🏽

81 Funny Animal Memes That Might Melt Your Heart And Make You Laugh

»The Birth of the Brain Cell« by Petrus Christus 🧑🏽‍🎨

martymcmatrix • commented on 6 posts 2 weeks ago

48 Surprising Things That People Found

A witches' toe nail clipper...🤷🏽

48 Surprising Things That People Found

That's a birbecue...🤹🏽

60 Freaky Scientific Facts That Sound Fake But Aren’t

🙋🏽

Doctors Issue Urgent Warnings About "Ballmaxxing" As Dangerous Trend Grows Among Young Men

If I wouldn't use a magnifying glass every now and then, I wouldn't even know that there are two litte tic-tacs living in a half-empty pouch of my body...😅

Doctors Issue Urgent Warnings About "Ballmaxxing" As Dangerous Trend Grows Among Young Men

All these flat-pipers need to get put on an island with their female conterparts who wear their shorts as tight as their security chords leave visible marks on the fabric🤷🏽...

martymcmatrix • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

42 Animal Posts From “Depths Of Wikipedia” That Prove Nature Is Stranger Than Fiction

What’s The Purpose Of A Hospital Having A Toilet Seat Riveted Down So It Doesn’t Lift?

martymcmatrix • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

Strange-Animals-Facts-Pics

100 Rare And Bizarre Creatures That Prove Nature Has A Much Wilder Imagination Than We Do

martymcmatrix • upvoted 11 items 1 week ago

57 Terrifying Encounters With Nature People Captured On Camera

Truly.

Successfully Used String To Direct AC Unit Condensation Down Into A Pitcher

Smokey Does Not Like Being In The Desert Sun. Even For 2 Minutes For A Picture

Dogs Locked Us Out Of The Car While Evacuating From Hurricane Ida. That Feller In The Picture Was Unlocking It For Me

A Machine Came Through My Local John Deere For Repairs From The Tornado In Kentucky

After Hurricane Idalia

Interesting-Weird-Nature-Pictures

The Only Skill I Have

Perfection

I'm Innocent You Know

Please Release Me From The Void

martymcmatrix • upvoted 5 items 2 weeks ago

I Found This Under The Floor Boards In A 1800's Era House

Opened Up BBQ For The First Time This Spring And Found Some Hungry Wings

60 Freaky Scientific Facts That Sound Fake But Aren’t

1. Not for everyone 2. You usually have to do the exchange multiple times a day depending on your level of remaining kidney function and how effective the PD is

Piganon reply

Peritoneal dialysis. So dialysis is normally a machine that replaces a kidney. But peritoneal dialysis is when you get a bunch of clean fluid injected into your abdominal cavity and let it slosh around all day. Then at the end of the day you place a drain to let this fluid that's now kinda like urine slosh out.

Somehow this works almost as well as a real kidney.