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We live in a world where the internet lives in our pockets and somehow, basic facts still manage to slip through the cracks.

While not everyone is clueless, some Americans seem to live by the motto “ignorance is bliss.”

It’s not always the small stuff, sometimes it’s geography, sometimes politics, and sometimes things that should be common sense.

Bored Panda has put together a list to showcase some of the most head‑scratching and facepalm‑worthy moments that perfectly capture this kind of ignorance.

Get ready to cringe and laugh because the funny (and slightly painful) part is how confident some of these takes are.

#1

"Tarrifs Will Bring Some Prices Down Hopefully, Like iPhone. And Samsung Phone $1000-$1200 Is Ridiculous"

Screenshot of a social media post showing dumb comments by Americans and humorous replies online.

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Multa Nocte
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8 months ago

Please do not insult pigeons. They are very smart and would have taught this idiot better than that.

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    #2

    "Slowly Introduce Europeans To The Concept Of Drinking Water"

    Screenshot of dumb comments about importing American water to Europe, highlighting funny internet reactions and American comments.

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    kissmychakram
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    A joke, surely?

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    #3

    We Are The Most Creative Nation In The World

    Reddit thread showing Americans writing dumb comments about inventions and creativity in a viral internet debate.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I'm guessing education is still to be invented in America 🤷🏼‍♀️

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    #4

    Apparently Cleopatra VII Was African American

    Screenshot of internet comments showing Americans writing dumb comments about African American identity with many downvotes and replies.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    She definitely was ahead of her time, but not like this! 😂

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    #5

    Someone Got Their History Tests Handed Back Face Down

    Screenshot of an internet comment showing incorrect WW2 facts, highlighting dumb comments Americans wrote online.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    A day late and a dollar short....

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    #6

    "While In Germany I Found An Aldi. The Aldi Is Nothing Like An American Aldi"

    Social media exchange showing dumb comments about Aldi being an American store instead of a German store.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited)

    No, it isn't. Because Aldi actually is German, not American. It's a difficult concept.....

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    #7

    "If America Is 250 Years Old How Is Denmark Sending Mail For 400"

    Screenshot of Americans commenting confusedly about Denmark’s postal service history, highlighting dumb internet comments.

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    Daisydaisy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    I refuse to believe that most Americans are this dumb. Surely they have some geography and history lessons in school?

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    #8

    Neanderthals Are Not Real

    Screenshot of an online comment thread showing a debate about the existence of Neanderthals and dumb comments.

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    Miki
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    I know a coultry with population of 145 millions of neanderthals.

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    #9

    "American Women Don’t Have Armpit Hair"

    Twitter thread showing dumb comments by Americans debating hairy armpits on women, illustrating internet reactions.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Perhaps he's never met a real woman?

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    #10

    “Insulin Is A Privilege, Not A Right”

    Man sharing a Reddit comment about insulin pricing, highlighting dumb comments made by Americans on the internet.

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    Daisydaisy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    They make a good point. My insulin (Australia) is free and I'm VERY frivolous with it. I add it to soups and stews, use it for watering pot plants and even bathe in it sometimes. Perhaps I'd be less wasteful if I had to pay a gazillion dollars for it

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    #11

    You Ought To Have A Basic Grasp Of Latin If You're Working In... Latin America

    Screenshot of a dumb comment on Twitter about a Latin teacher job ad, showing Americans writing such dumb comments.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Sometimes I can't tell if a comment is satire or not 🤔

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    #12

    Could Someone Like Jimmy Kimmel Even Exist In Germany?

    Screenshot of a Reddit thread showing Americans writing dumb comments about German television and Jimmy Kimmel.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Ja, ze Gestapo vill hunt down und find anyone who makes joke. Germans vill not tolerate any form of joke. /s

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    #13

    I Agree. American Beer Is Drunk By 99.9% Of The World. We Just Call It Water Everywhere Else

    Screenshot of a social media comment showing one of many dumb comments by Americans that frustrated the internet.

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    Miki
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    I like the burn in a title :D

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    #14

    "I Refuse To Submit To The British Mind Virus Of Adding Random U's"

    Screenshot of internet comments showing Americans writing dumb comments about British politics, sparking online debate.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    I, as an American, cannot fathom the fact how some of my fellow countrypeople apparently can't handle the fact that it's the same language with just a FEW words spelled slightly differently. Or that American English did NOT come first, since, you know, the whole colonies thing. Seriously, though, how can you look at the word "colour" and apparently get angrily offended by the letter u?

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    #15

    The Universal 13th Amendment

    Screenshot of online dumb comments where Americans debate slavery laws and the 13th amendment in incorrect ways.

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    Owen
    Community Member
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    8 months ago

    I think reading these is actively lowering my IQ.

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    #16

    These People

    Screenshot of dumb comments by Americans arguing about English grammar and syntax, sparking internet debate.

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    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    And whatever is he saying about a something meal??

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    #17

    I Saw 5 Burning US Flags On My Way In To Work This Morning, It's True

    Screenshot of a dumb comment about burning American flags in Europe, illustrating clueless online remarks by Americans.

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    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Because obviously,US laws apply to the rest of the world.

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    #18

    Harvard (University In Massachusetts) Is The Oldest In The World

    Online comments debate the oldest university, showcasing dumb comments Americans wrote causing internet reactions.

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    Ryan-James O'Driscoll
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Username checks out

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    #19

    That’s More Money Than Many Europeans Would Make In Their Whole Lives

    Screenshot of a dumb comment thread about the US paying Greenlanders, featuring internet users sharing uninformed opinions.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    I'd pay $10,000 to MOVE to Denmark or Greenland from America. I'd like to escape, please XD

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    #20

    Blood Nearly Boiling But Heart Rate Normal

    Screenshot of a dumb comment about heart rate and body temperature highlighting Americans' dumb comments on the internet.

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    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I take Celsius for 98.7, Alex

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    #21

    "Yet We Occupy Your Country With Our Military"

    Screenshot of online comments showing dumb remarks by Americans, illustrating internet reactions to such comments.

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    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Amrica actually reduced its military presence by 90% in Greenland prior to laying claim on the sovereign territory... When I heard about the ludicrous idea of the US offer to possibly purchase Greenland, I thought about all the people Trump src3wed in his business deals along the way. And he knows nothing about " the art of the deal" as his tactics are intimidation and bullying when he doesn't get his way- in the case of Greenland with military force!

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    #22

    What's Trinity?

    Screenshot of a funny Twitter thread showing dumb comments and misunderstandings about the meaning of trinity.

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    Awkward lady
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Oh, my brain hurts 🤕!

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    #23

    Bro Nobody Uses Euros

    Screenshot of a dumb comment about currency, illustrating why Americans write such dumb comments online.

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    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    $1.00 = €0.84 or £0.73.

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    #24

    I Thought No Kings Tho?

    Young man reacting to dumb comments online with discussions about kingdoms and kings in internet comments.

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    Rafael
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    And yet they let the orange stain self style himself as one.

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    #25

    They Don't Accept US IDs?

    Reddit thread showing Americans confused about passport requirements while traveling in Thailand, with dumb comments.

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    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    you need a passport to leave your country and to enter the next country

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    #26

    There's A National Gallery In Washington DC

    Twitter exchange showing dumb comments by an American confusing National Gallery London with Washington DC location.

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    Daisydaisy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    Wait - what? TWO National Galleries!? Imagine the confusion if there were other nations with galleries as well as these two!

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    #27

    Someone Doesn’t Understand Dd/Mm/Yy

    Screenshot of a social media post highlighting a dumb comment about entering an incorrect date format.

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    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I always try to figure out if the middle date if more than 12, how do you know if it was written by someone American or European?

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    #28

    This Comment

    Screenshot of internet comments showing dumb remarks about sponges made of plastic, highlighting funny American comments.

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Sad SpongeBob noises

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    #29

    "Im 100% Italian, Grew Up In Chicago"

    Screenshot of online comments showing a humorous debate with dumb comments by Americans sparking reactions on the internet.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    "Woman!"

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    #30

    I Disagree With His Reasoning, But I Must Admit; France Would Be Much Better Off Without French

    Reddit comment confusing language and location in r/france, highlighting dumb comments by Americans on the internet.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    You might find way too many French speakers in France itself, too. Be careful!

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    #31

    “American Is Too Big For Public Transport”

    Screenshot of an online comment showing a typical dumb comment Americans wrote about public transport and commuting.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    "Americans are too big for public transport." Fixed it for ya!

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    #32

    "The Cities Are No Different Than Ours"

    Screenshot of online comments showing dumb remarks made by Americans sparking reactions on the internet.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited)

    Cities are the same in Europe? Wow! Although they're typically a bit older. That might scare some Americans....

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    #33

    Girl

    Screenshot of a dumb comment on a tsunami watch post related to Americans writing dumb comments online.

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    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    yes, they are. One more beer, please!

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    #34

    “Does Every State Have A Rugby Team Or Only Georgia”

    Screenshot of dumb American comments about rugby teams and geography on a social media post with 444 comments.

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Tbf, knowing if someone is talking about Georgia, you probably need to check if it's the state or the country. Of course you can say that Georgia produces nuts and it's right for them both

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    #35

    I'm Not Fond Of How Many People In Ireland Treat Irish-Americans. They Get Outright Told They "Aren't Irish" At All

    Screenshot of an online comment showing a dumb American opinion on Ireland and Irish-American heritage.

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    Ryan-James O'Driscoll
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Irish people will have no problem with you talking about your heritage (just don't go too wild on the folk tales and faerie stuff). They will have a problem with you claiming to be Irish when you're clearly American.

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    #36

    On A Post About America Being "The Land Of The Free"

    Screenshot of an American user's online comment claiming the US is the oldest real country, reflecting dumb comments online.

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    Owen
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    I could argue that you're the oldest fake country in the world. 🤷‍♀️

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    #37

    "Not Europeans They Don't Have It"

    Screenshot of a dumb comment thread where Americans debate about free will, highlighting internet reactions to silly remarks.

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    Owen
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    I am going to stop reading this article, because it makes me want to b*tch slap some people.

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    #38

    Why Do People Always Assume People Not From America Know American State Abbreviations?

    Screenshot of dumb comments on the internet showing misunderstanding of abbreviation PA with replies and reactions.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    Heck, as an American, I don't always know every state's abbreviation offhand. Some of them are completely nonsensical. California's is CA, which is sensible, but Montana's is MT and Missouri's is MO.

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    #39

    “Europe Is Depressing. It Has Nothing Other Than Museums And Old Buildings”

    Screenshot of social media comments showing Americans' wealth compared to other countries, highlighting dumb internet comments.

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    ... and we all know which way you voted.

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    #40

    "They Just Don't Let Them Have Free Speech"

    A social media comment claiming every country is as dumb as America but lacks free speech, sparking online reactions.

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I'm convinced every country has their idiots, English speakers just don't notice, because the idiots don't write their bs in English. The amount of total morony going on online in Finnish might surprise you

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    #41

    Why Can't It Just Be An American Flag? That Applies To Everybody

    Screenshot of a tweet showing a pride flag on a store window with a dumb comment about the American flag.

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    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Can I write "except ICE" in the purple part?

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    #42

    Real Carbonara Was Actually Invented In Chicago

    Comments debating authenticity of carbonara recipe, showcasing dumb comments Americans wrote and internet reactions.

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    The western version? As opposed to the one from very eastern Italy?

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    #43

    As An American That Seems Pretty Cold, Its Over 100 In Texas Every Year 40s Is Pretty Cold

    Screenshot of a heat map showing extreme heat in Australia and a dumb comment from an American about cold temperatures.

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    Miki
    Community Member
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    8 months ago (edited)

    I wonder if there was a person in murica who checked local temp before flying to Australia, saw 40 degrees, thought it's in Fahrenheit, and took the only worm cloths. ;D if so I wish I could see that :D //WARM cloths ofc. Frikkin autocorrect :D

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    #44

    One Of The Best Places On Earth

    Social media comment discussing dumb comments about the USA and Americans defending the country’s reputation online.

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    Pernille
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I'd rather go to hell than to the US again.

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    #45

    Fahrenheit Is Objectively Better Than Celsius

    Twitter exchange about Fahrenheit vs Celsius accuracy, highlighting dumb comments Americans wrote that frustrated the internet.

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    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Fahrenheit scale based on when cattle can survive in the open. Minus 18°C (when water saturated with salt, or blood freezes) and plus 37°C. I take freezing water at 0°C and boiling at 100°C, Alex

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    #46

    There Are No Replicas Of The Statue Of Liberty, So This Is AI

    Comments about Statue of Liberty replica bending like a balloon spark funny dumb American internet reactions.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    Reader, in fact this person WAS dumb.

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    #47

    "We Built Our High Speed Rail In The Sky"

    Screenshot of tweets discussing high-speed rail connectivity in American cities over 500,000 population with dumb comments.

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    Betsy S
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Because the U.S. doesn't give a rat about the health of the planet.

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    #48

    “I Am Wondering If I Should Have Euros And Pounds To Give To Our Tour Guide Or American Dollars?”

    Screenshot of a social media post showing a dumb comment by an American asking about currency for Ireland travel.

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    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Euros in Dublin,pounds in Belfast. Perfectly reasonable question and at least they're asking. Just keep the dollars until you get home.

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    #49

    Bro Thinks His Insurance Payments Only Cover His Expenses

    Social media comments showing dumb opinions about universal health and insurance from Americans online debate.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    It takes a special sort of stupid to believe this.

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    #50

    USA Invented Banking So There Is A Lot Of Technical Baggage

    Woman explaining why payment is confusing in America with a dumb comment about banking and technical baggage.

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    Pernille
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    The Knights Templar would like a word.

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    #51

    "No, I Live In A First World Country"

    Tweet screenshot showing a humorous dumb comment by a user, illustrating examples of Americans' dumb comments online.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    "A first world country"? But first world countries have public heath care systems.

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    #52

    “And We Somehow Beat You In 2 World Wars And To The Moon. Incredible”

    Sign for a shooting sport club claiming to be 550 years older than the USA, featured in dumb American internet comments.

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    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Er...who was the brains behind the*American* space program again?

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    #53

    USD Is The Only Currency

    Online comments showing Americans making dumb remarks about geography and housing, illustrating dumb comments on the internet.

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    Pernille
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Isn't the real Perth in Scotland ?

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    #54

    Worldwide For US

    Online comments showing Americans misunderstanding worldwide in a humorous internet thread about English trailers.

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I can't watch an English trailer. I don't understand the language.

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    #55

    “I'd Rather Not Live A Country Where Memes Are Banned”

    Man in glasses holding two US passports, with a social media comment highlighted showing dumb American internet remarks.

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    Apatheist
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    *its

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    #56

    Physics Is Hard

    Screenshot of dumb comments from Americans debating rocket propulsion in a social media thread.

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    Apatheist
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I mean, it's not rocket science...

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