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Article created by: Justinas Keturka

“Get rich quick” schemes are, by and large, just that schemes, where the only one getting rich is the person selling the idea in the first place. After all, solid businesses can go under and the invisible hand of the market can make established companies struggle, so conventional wisdom would suggest that getting rich is a combination of hard work, perseverance and a dash of luck.

Someone asked “What’s the most ridiculously absurd way you’ve seen someone get rich in no time?” and people shared their best examples. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites, take some notes and be sure to share your own thoughts in the comments section below.

#1

Collection of colorful toy cars arranged on a wooden table, illustrating a playful and absurd way to get rich fast. My uncle invented micro machines. Little toy cars in the early 90’s.
EDIT: when I see my uncle next I will show him this and all the people he brought joy to.

022ydagr8 , NineInchPope Report

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    #2

    Close-up of a metal fan grill and blades in black and white, illustrating the concept of getting rich in no time. My cousin recorded the audio of a fan for 8 hours about a decade ago and now has north of a billion “white noise” YouTube views and is one of the top podcasts on Spotify.

    Patient_Fruit_826 , Jess Bailey Designs Report

    #3

    Black pet rock on white fabric with cardboard box packaging, illustrating an absurd way to get rich fast. A friend of mine once struck it rich overnight by selling "designer" pet rocks online, complete with little outfits and backstories. It was a wild idea that somehow took off!

    mustafizn73 Report

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    #4

    Close-up of a hand holding a liquid-filled tube with vibrant purple and orange lighting, illustrating absurd ways to get rich fast. My brother's friend worked minimum wage jobs. Then he and his wife started buying lube in large quantities from overseas and repackaging it in much smaller quantities in their garage and reselling it on Amazon.

    Really just classic middleman stuff, but they made SO MUCH money that they quit their day jobs almost immediately and haven't looked back.

    buffaloplaidcookbook , Jan Kopřiva Report

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    #5

    Four packs of colorful shaped rubber bands in clear plastic bags on a granite countertop, illustrating absurd ways to get rich. Do y’all remember silly bandz? My friend’s dad came up with rainbow silly bandz and became a millionaire from that.

    Glittering-Gold3141 , EnigmaticDaze Report

    #6

    Open laptop and smartphone resting on a cozy blanket, illustrating the concept of getting rich in no time. Forgot that he mined a dozen or so Bitcoins over a decade ago on his spare notebook.

    Remembered three years ago that he still had that laptop in a drawer.

    sakatan , Kaboompics.com Report

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    #7

    Microplane fine grater with black handle and clear plastic cover placed on a marble countertop surface. My uncle's company made wood shaving tools. One day martha stewart used one to grate cheese on her tv show. Thus the Microplane was born.

    leelouislinden , Dopevoponop Report

    #8

    Pair of dark socks hanging on a clothesline outdoors, illustrating unusual or absurd ways people get rich quickly. Friend of mine started selling her socks after wearing them at her retail job. She started making $7k a month just from that alone.

    Big-Routine222 , Susanne Jutzeler, suju-foto Report

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    #9

    Person sleeping peacefully in bed, symbolizing the idea of getting rich quickly without effort or stress. The person who made bank by livestreaming themselves sleeping on TikTok. Literally getting paid to nap—today’s dream job!

    moongirlLupe , MART PRODUCTION Report

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    #10

    Colorful pixel art homepage filled with thousands of small ads showcasing absurd ways to get rich quickly online. The guy that made the Million Dollar Website.
    Selling 1 pixel advertisements for 1$ must be some of the most absurdly genius ways of making loads of money.

    Dynekongen , milliondollarhomepage Report

    #11

    Man with sunglasses playing keyboard and singing under green laser lights, illustrating absurd ways to get rich fast. I went to high school with Bo Burnham. One day he had a youtube video go viral. Like a week later he was represented by the same agent as Drew Carey.

    Ironically, the kid who joked about being unpopular was suddenly really popular due to the success from his jokes.

    Arbiter_89 , boburnham Report

    #12

    Stock market graph showing volatile trading patterns, illustrating rapid ways people get rich in no time. A good friend of mine started trading stocks after retirement. He trades ETFs everyday in his underwear. He does it all on his phone or ipad. He retired 3 yrs ago. So far this year he's made $1.3 million. It is ridiculous.

    Sharp-Engineer-4090 , energepic.com Report

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    #13

    Young man recording a viral video on smartphone, showcasing one of the most ridiculous ways to get rich quickly. I once watched a guy turn his viral TikTok dance challenge into a million-dollar merchandise line overnight. He just tossed on a silly costume, danced like nobody was watching, and somehow convinced everyone that wearing a chicken suit while moonwalking was the new black. Now I’m left wondering if I should start practicing my own absurd dance moves or just invest in rubber chickens.

    Itchy_General_1290 , Ron Lach Report

    #14

    High voltage power lines against clear blue sky, illustrating an absurd way someone got rich in no time. A classmate in high school climbed and subsequently fell off a electric transmission tower and got hurt pretty bad. Even though he was an idiot, because there were no warning signs or a fence around it he received a bunch of money as a legal settlement from the electric company.

    Herr_Poopypants , Art Wall - Kittenprint Report

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    #15

    Laptop screen lit up in dark room showing video thumbnails, illustrating absurd ways to get rich in no time online. A small time YouTuber (think under 500 subscribers) I personally knew used to make RuneScape videos. One day he decided to change things up and do Creepypasta readings. Bam, went viral and had 10,000 subscribers in two videos. Last I checked he's just shy of a million.

    Kent_Knifen , Leon Bublitz Report

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    #16

    Hand holding a GoPro camera, symbolizing absurd ways people get rich quickly with creative content creation. Bro had an idea, patented it, pitched it to the owner of gopro, got 2.3 million for it

    hes a good guy, but i am still a bit jealous.

    NOT000 , Luis Quintero Report

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    #17

    Lottery tickets and Euro jackpot slips with marked numbers, illustrating absurd ways people get rich quickly. Big lotto winners who aren't satisfied and keep buying more lotto tickets and win *again*.

    I don't mean a mil or 2.. but those megaball types who hit 10 or more, then play and win million+ like a year later.

    MirthandMystery , Waldemar Report