People Are Laughing Out Loud At This Dad Who Went On A School Trip With 60 Kids And Live Tweeted The Horror
Nothing can hype you as much as a father who promises to live-tweet “adulting on a School Trip to the Science Museum.” And no one deserves more respect than a man of his word. Recently, Simon Smith from the United Kingdom volunteered to take his daughter and 59 of her classmates (including a boy who called him ‘Bruv’) on a field trip to the Kensington museum from Harlow. After Simon’s achingly funny tweets went viral, his pain became everyone’s entertainment.
There were terrible smells, annoying questions, and a never-ending road trip. Simon wrote more than 100 tweets while chaperoning, documenting the entire ordeal. To make reading this funny story shorter, we’ve gathered the highlights to show what everyone who is thinking about supervising a school field trip should expect. Scroll down to learn about failed road trip ideas and Simon’s survival techniques!
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Meet Simon Smith, a father who volunteered to help out on his daughter’s school trip
It started off as an innocent event
But things quickly began getting out of hand
All the children were asked to go to the toilet before they set off but…
Then the real nightmare began
Even Simon’s own daughter was against him
If that wasn’t enough, someone started getting sick
But the children’s curiosity quickly proved to be the most annoying thing on the trip so far
After they arrived at the museum, hope was nowhere in sight
Simon kept documenting the lovely things kids were telling him
When his wife asked how things were going, Simon told the harsh truth
Eventually, the horror story moved to the gift shop
Nothing changed, even on the way back
His final tweets perfectly summed everything up
Funniest thing I have read for a long long time. "fuckery" and "ear piss" have immediately been added to my daily use vocabulary!!!
'Ear piss' is excellent!! I already use 'fuckery' more often than I probably should.
Yep, lots of new words to add to my vocabulary as well!
Me too!
This is the condenced story... there's a lot more really. Especially if you like the english part of english :P
Oooo shit, I will volunteer on an abroad trip of my son's soccer tournament trip next week. 34 boys of 10 years. Now I'm scared!
Be afraid. Be very afraid!
We will remember you, Larry...
It's OK Larry. If you have pubes you will be fine!😀
Oh, Lärry. Poor Lärry.
Having been a volunteer for a school trip, my heart goes out to you. (But I'm laughing my butt off at the same time because I know what's about to happen!)
" abroad trip " You understand, you may need an embassy on route to claim asylum in?
You'd better get your nose-peg/gas mask ready 😷 😂
"SIR DO YOU HAVE PUBES" Just set me off laughing for the next hour.
You know how to call someone Sir, (rather than 'BRUV', and yes, I'm a part-British kid, I know sir-ing and ma'am-ing is basically automatic,) and yet you ask about... Oh goodness
I just call everyone "Bro" and "Dude". I talk like a stoner, and I don't know why...
I like that the question started with “sir”. Like, now onto a more serious topic... 😂
I really want to know what his reply to that was! Also, I'm a little bit surprised they called him sir, given that he is the parent of another kid rather than a teacher. I only encountered one male teacher while I was at primary school, and we just called him Mr Poole (he was Welsh and said "habitat" in a way that 9 year old me found hilarious at the time) but at secondary school I can't remember calling any of the male teachers sir, we'd just call them Mr XYZ
I guess he looked just like the picture he posted. Utterly defeated
Funniest thing I have read for a long long time. "fuckery" and "ear piss" have immediately been added to my daily use vocabulary!!!
'Ear piss' is excellent!! I already use 'fuckery' more often than I probably should.
Yep, lots of new words to add to my vocabulary as well!
Me too!
This is the condenced story... there's a lot more really. Especially if you like the english part of english :P
Oooo shit, I will volunteer on an abroad trip of my son's soccer tournament trip next week. 34 boys of 10 years. Now I'm scared!
Be afraid. Be very afraid!
We will remember you, Larry...
It's OK Larry. If you have pubes you will be fine!😀
Oh, Lärry. Poor Lärry.
Having been a volunteer for a school trip, my heart goes out to you. (But I'm laughing my butt off at the same time because I know what's about to happen!)
" abroad trip " You understand, you may need an embassy on route to claim asylum in?
You'd better get your nose-peg/gas mask ready 😷 😂
"SIR DO YOU HAVE PUBES" Just set me off laughing for the next hour.
You know how to call someone Sir, (rather than 'BRUV', and yes, I'm a part-British kid, I know sir-ing and ma'am-ing is basically automatic,) and yet you ask about... Oh goodness
I just call everyone "Bro" and "Dude". I talk like a stoner, and I don't know why...
I like that the question started with “sir”. Like, now onto a more serious topic... 😂
I really want to know what his reply to that was! Also, I'm a little bit surprised they called him sir, given that he is the parent of another kid rather than a teacher. I only encountered one male teacher while I was at primary school, and we just called him Mr Poole (he was Welsh and said "habitat" in a way that 9 year old me found hilarious at the time) but at secondary school I can't remember calling any of the male teachers sir, we'd just call them Mr XYZ
I guess he looked just like the picture he posted. Utterly defeated