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Forget kitchen knives and pocket blades—mythical swords were built for drama, destiny, and some very questionable health-and-safety standards. From blades that burst into flames to ones that literally talk back, these legendary weapons might not be the best choice for a casual fencing class. Here are 11 of the most iconic swords from world mythology… and what would happen if someone today tried to wield them.

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#1

Kris (Southeast Asia)

Kris (Southeast Asia)

The Kris is a wavy-bladed dagger from Indonesia and Malaysia. It was believed to be infused with spiritual power.

If you had it today: You’d spend more time explaining to TSA why your carry-on looks like a snake than actually using it.

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    Ame-No-Habakiri (Japan)

    Ame-No-Habakiri (Japan)

    The blade that slew an eight-headed dragon in Japanese mythology.

    If you had it today: Honestly, the only dragon you’d face is the one hoarding snacks in your fridge at 2 a.m.

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    #3

    Caladbolg (Celtic)

    Caladbolg (Celtic)

    An Irish sword so massive it could cut the tops off hills.

    If you had it today: Forget cutting grass—this thing would mow down your entire neighborhood. HOA not included.

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    #4

    Durandal (France)

    Durandal (France)

    Roland’s unbreakable sword from medieval legend.

    If you had it today: Great news—you’ll never need a warranty again. Bad news—it’s too sharp for cutting cake.

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    #5

    Dyrnwyn (Wales)

    Dyrnwyn (Wales)

    A fiery blade that burst into flames when wielded by the worthy.

    If you had it today: The ultimate barbecue starter kit. Just don’t lend it to your clumsy cousin.

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    #6

    Fragarach (Ireland)

    Fragarach (Ireland)

    Known as “The Answerer,” this sword forced anyone it pierced to tell the truth.

    If you had it today: Politicians everywhere would mysteriously cancel their press conferences.

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    #7

    Gram (Norse Mythology)

    Gram (Norse Mythology)

    Forged by Odin himself and later used by Sigurd to slay the dragon Fafnir.

    If you had it today: Great for slaying dragons—useless against the Wi-Fi dropping during your Zoom call.

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    #8

    Nandaka (India)

    Nandaka (India)

    The sword of Vishnu, symbolizing wisdom cutting through ignorance.

    If you had it today: Perfect for slicing through spam emails and your WhatsApp family group drama.

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    #9

    Nifo Oti (Yoruba Mythology, Nigeria)

    Nifo Oti (Yoruba Mythology, Nigeria)

    A powerful ritual sword connected to divine authority.

    If you had it today: You’d immediately be elected president of the WhatsApp group without even asking.

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    #10

    Skofnung (Norse Mythology)

    Skofnung (Norse Mythology)

    A legendary sword belonging to the Danish king Hrólf Kraki, said to contain the spirits of his warriors.

    If you had it today: Imagine your sword heckling you every time you missed a swing. “Really, that’s the best you can do?”

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    #11

    Tyrfing (Norse Mythology)

    Tyrfing (Norse Mythology)

    A cursed sword that killed someone every time it was drawn.

    If you had it today: Great way to win every duel… terrible way to open Amazon packages.

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