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Resumes So Bad They’re Almost Good… Almost
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Resumes So Bad They’re Almost Good… Almost

Usually we’re our own worst critics when it comes to things like cover letters and resumes. Fortunately there are a whole bunch of people out there that are even worse at resume writing.

More info: resumegenius.com

Spelling errors, all the colors of the rainbow, a poorly cropped photo.. this resume is all over the place

http://www.theprospect.net/the-5-most-important-things-for-a-fantastic-resume-15158

Best at “Chivalry” and listing his sole 2007 achievement as “lost virginity” makes Rusty a real winner, amongst losers..

http://howtonotgiveafuck.com/post/34561011181/so-this-is-my-resume-apparently-some-employers#_=_

Define “excessive”

http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/43662537019

Clever design joke or worst cover letter ever?

https://resumegenius.com/how-to-write-a-cover-letter-for-a-resume

Ricky Santangelo.. the man.. the legend..

http://www.funnyordie.com/topic/best-resume-ever

This applicant takes “thinking outside the box” to a new level..

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http://www.workopolis.com/content/advice/article/the-worst-resume-ever/

Sounds like a little Wall-Street mogul in the making

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/18/resume-fail-or-win_n_850353.html

Google? Impressive. Messed up font? Not so much

http://thatgirlryan.com/2013/05/09/resume-rules/

Perhaps at a hipster coffee bar this would be a winner. Everywhere else however, not so much

http://i5.minus.com/ib0WWQHJtf5xo6.png%20

In some states this might actually be a great resume!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/05/marijuana-dealer-nefarious-dude-resume_n_1943189.html

Ladies and Gentlemen: “Daryl the rapist”

http://www.studentbeans.com/mag/en/money/25-incredible-cv-fails

Canada..

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http://happyplace.someecards.com/workplace/completely-insane-resume-that-may-actually-be-better-than-yours/

So ballsy it’s actually impressive. Myspace though, really?

http://happyplace.someecards.com/workplace/completely-insane-resume-that-may-actually-be-better-than-yours/

1970’s Throwback resume. Retro is in these days right?

http://www.studentbeans.com/student-money/a/25-incredible-cv-fails3822.html

Spellcheck doesn’t fix stupid

http://www.studentbeans.com/mag/en/money/25-incredible-cv-fails

Roanald loves toupe!!

https://twitter.com/roanalddvorak

Any resume referencing “Canada” should be taken with a grain of salt

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/04/viral-cover-letter-south-korea_n_2618222.html

If this ‘Pac resume doesn’t get him the job it’s because of the illuminati

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