I believe that everyone has dreamed about being a millionaire and all the crazy things that they would do. Even when I was in a primary school, my teacher asked us to write an essay "If I was a millionaire, I would..." !
My name is Nixon Siow and I'm a webcomic artist. I post comics frequently on Facebook and Instagram. I've published a few comic books in Malaysia, too!
After watching a comedy movie called "Crazy Rich Asians", I was inspired to create a new comic series about a rich guy. I didn't spend a lot of time on the character design as I was following my intuition.
Looking at financier Jho Low, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and famous "Gangnam style" star Psy, you can see how rich they are and the crazy life they live.
But let's not talk about that right now and let's read the comics below. I hope you enjoy it. Cheers!
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Take That!
Yes!!! To all the jacked up trucks here in Texas. We know you have confidence issues. Spending 70k on a truck will not solve it.
Passersby Are Annoying Sometimes
You kids and your MySpace. My generation had Friendster and it was just fine.
Load More Replies...Yup. Picture takers should have 5 seconds to take that pic or get photobombed for monopolizing the spot.
Load More Replies...Commenters are blaming the rich guy for taking forever, when in reality it only takes 2 nanoseconds for an oblivious person to blunder into the frame, and the picture taker and subject have to WAIT forever for them to clear out. On family trips, I would take the "interference" role so my husband could get a photo of the kids.
I try my best to wait 2 secs or go around the photographer and just love it when other people do the same for me :)
imagine that you`re walking down the street and POW you died because you were 5 inches away from there
My Balance And His Balance
I was going to say the same! Grew up in Malaysia and love the country
Load More Replies...Why Save Money If You Are Rich?
Frankly, a bloody Starbucks frappucino in a plastic bucket is nowhere near premium. If you own that house and have the extra money, you will hire a barista.
That's exactly why it's "nonsense" to him. ^_- He was in the mood for a cheap sweet thing, so he ordered a Starbucks coffee because that's the cheap sweet thing to him.
Load More Replies...Starbucks is literally the most b******t thing popular right now. For $20, you can get pisswater weak coffee mixed in rat s**t
Infinity pool on a cantilever balcony? Got to be pretty rich to pay for that structural engineering :O
How To Shorten The Conversation With Telemarketer
I love being able to shut up telemarketers - always politely, as they are just doing their jobs.
Bless you for being polite! In my 30 days as a telemarketer, I had four lawsuit threats and countless abuse. Everyone else on my team had similarly horrible experiences. I was the oldest on the team, by the way: Just barely 20 years old. Most of the others were in high school.
Load More Replies...Long read but worth it!!!!!! Good things to say: Is it done? Ok where are the bodies? If its a carpet cleaner: Hmmmm interesting can you get rid of (insert any type) blood? Say ok just a minute! (often they cant hang up so just chill, take a shower, whatever! If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . "
"My eyelashes are sore" lmao that's hilarious 8)
Load More Replies...After reading the caption I thought he would just buy everything they offer at the first second, just to cut the conversation short
Actually dont ever shorten the conversation with a telemarketer - chat to them about anything - quite illuminating
but then you worry if the talemarketer will get in trouble for discusing non work things
Load More Replies...whever i do speak to a telemarketer - I always take the time to ask where they are from,although many times it is obvious - I take a few seconds to ask about the weather where they are and their family - makes a huge difference - if I am being called by someome who knows my name, adress and quite abit about me I like to know a bit about them - in a nice way
@Enyua - get a new profile- get it away from potenial jobs. personal private stuff does NOT have be connected with work. Change your name. I have had this name for 10 years - anonymous name unless i chose to tell them not a single work person or anyone official knows who I am on social media - or my real name. I do not share my location - other half a country/ish. Believe me - be careful with your social media. No-one had tracked me down on this name unless I have chossen to tell them
Load More Replies...I wish society viewed telemarketing more like it views sex work. If you are unemployed you don't lose your benefits because you refuse to take a job a a brothel. Same should apply for telemarketing.
You Can Take My Money, But Can't Say I'm Wrong
OMG this is exactly the attitude a local business owner used to take until the day he passed away. This guy was so rich, he would park in downtown anywhere he wanted and then on his way into the office he would hand his secretary a stack of parking tickets and say "Take care of this".
Pay To Win
I hate it (this situation, not your comic, ofc). I play few online games but I am no match for "pro-accounts" because I do not want to spend real money for better weapons and other bonuses. While I still enjoy online gaming, sometimes I find it sad that my experience and skills as a player have less importance than some rich kid's fancy gadgets.
Every time it irritates you, remember the time/effort/resources that go into these games and how someone has to pay for them and it's not you so you're actually getting a pretty good deal.
Load More Replies...Hate games like these. I miss the old computer game days where the game had to be good and provide at least 30 hours of game play. Now it's all free downloads with click bait.
Same with people who can effort a premium ticket in an amusement park to pass the cue and go on attractions without waiting or standing in line. Good for them, but frustrating for the others whom has to wait for more than 1/2 h for a 5 minutes ride
Reality as a gamer. This c**p was initially just in free-to-play games, but now it's seeped into big titles that you've already paid a lot for.
No Parking Space? No Problem!
This has been "invented" by Gyro Gearloose about 25 years ago. He ended in hospital, though. Anyone remember?
I remember Gyro's car which ran on static electricity from petting a cat. Hadn't thought of it in more than 50 years!
Load More Replies...Keep The Change
wrong… people with that much money are extremely cheap too… they Don't let the change. they kept it for themselves
Completely true!! All the people that i know that are "well off" are extremely cheap people. That's why they have money.
Load More Replies...My former boss is super rich but she still shops at Dollar Tree. She didn't have money when she started out, so I bet she'll always be thrifty.
She's smart cos she knows money is just temporary and at any time she could wind up back where she started. It's a lot harder to fall when you're not used to being at the bottom.
Load More Replies...My (ex)boss would not let me take a day off to attend a wedding. He is a multi millionaire with over 5000 employees. He said he didn't get rich by being generous". Didn't stop him from being a total douche tho. (I quit btw).
I know a rich guy that always tip everybody in the hotel , but never the clean lady. I always felt extremely annoyed by this behavior. Must have something to do with"love people kissing my butt".
If only I ever met a rich person who was so humble and kind and not just for show or popularity, just in case someone was watching
Don't Mess With Crazy Rich Guy
The reference isn't only from that movie. It's a famous concept. Still.... I'll give you an upvote.
Load More Replies...I live in africa, and spend half my time picking flies out of my water and then just drinking the water anyway.
Load More Replies...I'm more surprised at how the chopsticks alone didn't kill the fly, and he needed to dip it in the tea to drown it.
Killing with the chopsticks would be a fast death, drowning in hot tea is more painful. This is kind of a mafia death. The smiles in the end says it all.
Load More Replies...I would hire an assassin for flies if I were rich too!!! SOOOO on point!
that waiter somehow resembles one punch man, although i don't really know why
Just Wanna Redeem A Gift
The truth about moest loyalty program. The conversion, in money, is usually 0.1% or less. Almost never worth it! The probably only exception are airlines miles, and then only if spent on flights and upgrades, never on other products.
They're worth it if you pay your card off every month. If you can actually afford it lol.
Load More Replies...Reload Cash Card Like A Boss
It's not her bill, it shows the card balance of the rich guy. At the toll booth, there is screen that shows you how much the toll is and how much balance your TnG card has. You can spy on the card information of the car in Front of you;that is what the lady/guy is doing.
Load More Replies...I had an UBER driver with RM1400+ balance in his card. I said what? Why are you driving UBER? Oh just for fun. In fact I have another card with similar amount in the other car. FML.
It's amazing how fast people s**t all over the rich. If you own a corner store and make 10% profit people think you are a normal person. If you franchise it and other people pay you 2% of their store and you get rich suddenly you are an a*****e with no morals who f****d people over to get to the top? I don't get it.
All I could think of while reading these was that the guy looked PSY from Gangnam Style.
It's amazing how fast people s**t all over the rich. If you own a corner store and make 10% profit people think you are a normal person. If you franchise it and other people pay you 2% of their store and you get rich suddenly you are an a*****e with no morals who f****d people over to get to the top? I don't get it.
All I could think of while reading these was that the guy looked PSY from Gangnam Style.
