“Female Problems”: 50 Humorous Posts And Memes That Will Probably Resonate With Women Of All Walks Of Life

this is very sweet i hope to find someone like this

As a woman with a really odd body type, this is an absolute GODSEND

There's a line I love, that everyone overlooks: "And she gave some to her husband who was with her." Dude was right there lol nodding along like "yeah, snake, sounds good, man."

That is true. I cant stop mentioning the 'past' because that behavior is continuing in the present. And if I don't keep bringing it up, it will end up becoming the future. (see what I did there?)

YES!!! AlSO (kinda off topic) WHY DOES EVERY BRAND HAVE TO HAVE DIFFERENT SIZE MEASUREMENTS?? CAN WE JUST HAVE UNIVERSAL MEASUREMENTS SO I DON'T HAVE TO TRY ON EVERY PAIR??

Yeah still trying to get the hubby to build me a mug shelf like this, but no luck. This is why we don't settle for waiting for men to do things for us ladies!

and is really inconvenient and annoying for everyone else on the road. Don't be selfish. If you are angry, talk about it. don't put yourself and/or anyone else at risk.

Me too.

This is the advice I wish I had heard growing up!

100 percent a keeper <3

You evil genius, teach me your ways.

THIS IS TOO TRUE!!! My floor (and counter) always look like I sprayed a hose all over my bathroom T^T

Nice….. let that sink in motherfocker

And chartreuse should be red

Now if we could all do the same with de-finite-ly I'd be happy.

How do they do it? GIVE ME THE SECRETS

If you think anything other than…’how much food can I afford?’….you’re doing ok.

I didn't do a chick shower because of Covid... but the little chicken has too many clothes anyway, and I hate parties

Hahaha!

Must be a "sitting activity" like movies or dinner.

That is a great comeback!

Exactly. Best way to make them leave you alone without saying "Get your sticky snotty child hands away from my precious milkshake >:( ." (Also fun fact, this didn't actually work on me when I was little because I loved spicy food lol)

they don't deserve you lol

I used to do this, except I wouldn't leave it wide open. I would close it, but not all the way. This way the driver doesn't know until they've already driven off. I was a pretty annoying child tbh.

"Dear Universe; Technically, yes, I did wish to have a fun guy inside me from time to time, but this isn't funny"

As a teenager, we grow out of this phase. Don't worry. I remember between the ages of 8-13 I was always embarrassed about everything my parents did in front of my friends. Im so glad I'm not like that anymore :)

The kids | nanny? What the freak is wrong with you. You insane person. No wonder they blanked the name out. It's I not |.

I wouldn't even be mad 😂 I'd be like "You frugal genius, feed me another half price Russell Stover!"

The hero we didn't deserve. Moments like this really bring a tear to my eye :,)

Then I can decide if I have the energy to continue the conversation lol

"because you're sweet and delicious and my favorite??"

I wear the exact same clothes every time I go out and nobody can stop me

fr though. My elbows and knees are always looking crusty, musty, dusty, and in dire need of lotion. Especially now that my spring pollen allergies are kicking in.

did they...censor the word traumatized??

I married my next door neighbor. This is what we should have done.

nothing wrong with politeness

Best I can do is 2 cold cans of ravioli

Especially while SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF SO NO ONE ELSE CAN SLEEP *ahem*

Who's gonna tell him?

I was that work mom, it was cute at first, then when they annoyed me I just wanted to lock them in the supply closet as a time out

this is why ring size is important

Too cute! Look at the little cat! :D Definitely the best way to handle stress!

girlie has her priorities straight

Now we got unachievable standards for houses as well

"It takes a few minutes for the beauty sleep to kick in. Trust me."

Omg take all my money I want all the attention

Uh yeah, it's clearly a warmer white 🙄😬

Honestly. If my sis never knew I made her breakfast, she won't know that I also got hungry and ate it ;)

I had never dated or kissed a guy passionately. But when I saw this guy in college I fell in love.. I told my girlfriend I'm in love and I'm going to marry that guy. We dated for 3 years and go married. This October will be 50 years.3 sons 6 Grands. I am so lucky!❤

It is a modern torture device specifically for women!

As the oldest sibling who basically became the babysitter, whatever gets them to shut up is fine in my book.

Is everyone reading this ok? :)

Well I mean, now he's just asleep next to me so...

because youre sleeping beauty, and theres nothing wrong with that

Single women without children are statistically the most satisfied with their life. So keep it up.

i always put my headphones in cause i don't trust my friends

It takes all the strength I have in my mind, body, and soul (trust me, I don't have that much) to not spend my few saved dollars on fast food.

My best friend getting ready to say "What did I tell you", "I warned you", and "I told you so" after I asked her for help and then chose to completely ignore her extremely reasonable solutions.

okay but seriously can we stop with the jokes about "im gonna kill myself" cause it's not funny. it's not cool.

Nope, never. Uh uh. No way. Almost 20 years and this (plus going to the bathroom with the door open) will never ever happen! 🤢