Woman Sends Detailed PowerPoint Presentation On Why Guy Should Date Her, But His Response Was Short

Typical sales presentation: focus on flash and not substance. Just a few points to consider: She offers an end to family nagging about girlfriends, but no solution for 'when are you getting married' or 'starting a family'. That solution makes for new bigger problems. I wager it comes at great extra hidden costs. The monogamy point doesn't offer new opportunities, just a rebranding of the same package. If it came with the cute friend at no charge, well, then we'd be talking! The growing breasts is a concern, because it doesn't address projected growth in other key demographics. The financial model is concerning. A full breakdown of return-on-investment should be considered. Broad statements like 'can support you' do not indicate quantity or quality of life. Final note: last image depicts one feline. Are there more of these "hidden features", and if so, how many? Is the cigarette a prop or regular operation cost with all the smelly side-effects? Good luck recipient!

My favorite part: "I am financially stable." *Shows a picture of a check for $12.84*

It really does pay to advertise, doesn't it?

So funny xDD

This definitely someone I’d like to discuss the future with. Great latheral thinking abilities, pleasant demeaner, definitely great potential partner who wil build wealth, & appears not to have the legacy of external nagging negative family influences. Must offer 8/10 as my critique. Well done.

DENIED!

BURN

Liked it, but should have left out the boobs part. That's an advertisement for objectifying women.

Only a LITTLE bit over the top ;)

I don't get this in any way. Why would someone spend time doing this.

Fake or not, if a man did this, people would be screaming harassment. A woman doing it makes it no less harassing.

Silly boy/silly girl.

I couldn't attract flies if I was slathered in s**t.

Not all of us can handle that much of awesomeness. Great work, Girl.

:D

a real man would dunk in and THEN throw away the cup.

much ado about nothing much

She has such a great sense of humour!

Anyone with a sense of humour is worth hanging out with. Now if it's an early case of the crazies, well you don't know until you give it a try!

Amusing article

I'm guessing that if you didn't really know the person, receiving this could be a tad overwhelming! I hope now that this has exploded on the internet, a guy with the same sense of humour sends her a similar presentation!

Haha smartass and funny!! Wins over every maked up look longterm. !!!

she looks pretty fine to me. of course i don't know her... maybe it's not the wrapping, but the package.

Have to say that was a nice powerpoint. I could get with this wonderful lady

I need her contact (fake or not) I'm working on my Presentation...

I'd so date her your hot

Wtf fake s**t

I would date her.

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The face she makes in the first picture look creepy and she stares into your soul.

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she just needs to be herself. i don't believe that is who she really is. guys don't want to know about all that. I think she is being something she's not and guys are not responding the way she wants.

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Carter Blochwitz is a class A Douchebag!

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Could be gay?