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Interview With Expert“Think before you speak,” “Words once spoken cannot be taken back,” “Silence is golden”—we have ample phrases that remind us to be mindful of what we say, as our words have an impact that often can’t be reversed. However, some just never learn and happen to share their rash and silly wisdom with others online for everyone to judge.
We gathered some of these instances in the list below for your pain or entertainment, hoping it’s the latter. To find it, all you have to do is scroll down.
While you're at it, don't forget to check out a conversation with strategic communications consultant Jamie Levin and Greg Stephens, communication consultant, executive coach, founder of Alignment Resources, and author of Build New Bridges: The Art of Restoring Impossible Relationships, who kindly agreed to discuss more about why thinking before speaking is important.
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Seems Fair Enough
I love when the crazy ones self identify so I know who to stay away from.
Phycologist vs. Psychologist
I'm Amphibious
How To Improve Mental Health?
WFH is the best possible thing that could have happened to my mental health! Never going back to an office again.
I'd Need More Than 300 Words To Express My Dissapointment
Sigh...I'd like to apologize on behalf of all the Americans who actually DO have brains.
So Many Countries Older Than USA
For Anyone Wondering It’s Supposed To Be Heterochromia
On Cleaning
This Interaction On A TikTok About Making Pickles
Someone Needs To Review European (And North African) History
Vienna, Australia
I think if I lived in a town in Australia, I'd want to vote to change the name to Vienna. Think of the amazed tourists that would come to my town!
Wireless Pcs Don't Exist
I really need someone to confirm this was at least 10 years ago 🤦
On A Flat-Earth Post
Silly Marsupial
Someone show this person a picture of a platypus and see what kind of insane sh!t they say!
Corporate
I Might Be Mansplaining Mansplaining But I Don't Think It's Mansplaining When You're Wrong
My ancestors (on my mom's side) came to the US from Ireland. On my dad's side they came from England. (Unless you're Native American, EVERYONE came from somewhere else) Which means I'm.... American. And that I sunburn easily. ;)
The Holy Trinity Of Trying To Teach Someone What Prefixes Are
Overly Confident
The Irony Of Everything In That Tweet
You Had One Job
Dire Rear, Wrong But Still Somehow Right
LOL! This one is unintentionally hilarious. One of my cats farts a lot and definitely has a dire rear. :)
The Comments Proved How Stupid This Concept Is
These People
Rocks Don't Reflect Light
Bacteria Don’t Exist?
On Employment
Bro Left No Legacy Behind At All
Open The Schools
Liberal lasers made in Taiwan recycled from water bottles and light up swords
Ah Yes, The Ever Trusty No-Internet WiFi Technology
Water
...because of exactly that reason? We settle near water because we need water. How do religious folks explain stupidity like this when they were supposedly created by a perfect being?
Is This Supposed To Be Common Knowledge?
Triple Facepalm
I Just… What?
I am immune to ivy, oak, and sumac. So was my brother, until he wasn't. Apparently some people have a limit of how much exposure they can have until one day, immunity gone.
Yeah We Should Just Stick To Practical Effects!
On Christmas:
I Was Going To Try To Live Bi Curiously Thru You
Moon Is Not Real. We Made It Up
Your And You're
Why Don’t Tattoo Places Just Euthanize Their Clients
No need to k**l people in order to tattoo them. It doesn't hurt THAT badly. :)
"I Dipped This Bowl In Liquid, Therefore The Earth Is Flat"
Europe Is In America
Who Let Bro Cook
Spine = Proof Of Jesus
What in the name of Jesus tap-dancing on a Ouija board while riding a magic egg-laying cloud bunny is this nonsense?!
Transphobe Embarrasses Themselves
Apparently Ocean Travel Is Impossible… Because Of “Gyers”
You Americans
An Argument Over What’s Part Of Africa And What’s Not
Uncle Bill Cord
On Dinosaur Bones
Lmao Jesus Christ
Law By Biting
It's A Little Sad
Look who just figured out that there are 24 hours in a day. Revolutionary!
Math Is Not Their Strong Point
Grabbed The Screenshot Right Before She Removed Her Comment, After About 1k Responses Telling Her She's An Idiot
Cream Delay
Birthdays
Bro Doesn't Even Know That He Doesn't Know
Bro thinks he'll just casually harvest, package, ship, and sell 4 million tomatoes lol
Are They Trolling, Or Are People Really That Stupid?
People like this this is why Yellowstone has so many bison poster warnings posted in so many places.... And bison bowling still happens 🤷♀️
The Country Of Alaska
Imagine Failing Math Then Calling The Other Person Dumb
All Celebrities Are Transgender
Guy Who Has Never Seen An Orchestral Performance Before Is Mad About A Woman Conductor
The way I like to think about an orchestra is that whilst each member plays their own instrument, the conductor is playing the orchestra. Why else would the same piece sound different according to who's waving the wand?
Depression: One Of The Greatest Things Life Has To Offer
I'm super grateful to be robbed of the experience of clinical depression and crushing anxiety. Trust me when I say they are NOT great things.
Your An Idiot
I feel like I pronounce “your” and “you’re” differently and that helps me differentiate a lot 😂 “your” is just like “yor” and “you’re” is more like “yoo’er” or “yer.” Because my brain knows “you’re” is a contraction of “you are” and I tend to pronounce it as if you were just saying “you are” very quickly. I think it’s just my Canadian accent though 😂
Gee, I Wonder What The “Sound” Means In “Ultrasound”
All Art Is Benign As Mayo Apparently
I’m So Done With Boomers And Facebook
Another Day Of Texans Overestimating How Big Texas Is
Approximately 3 million miles of roads in the EU. Approximately 400,000 miles of roads in Texas. US as a whole does have more, roughly 4 million miles. Maybe 3.5 million for Europe as a continent.
What?
No Sir - That Is Certainly Not What's Happening Here
On Timezones
It’s A Doggy Dog World Out There
You know, all these weird word approximations of idiomatic expressions…….. I have a feeling this would happen a lot less if people read books more.
I'm Tired Of Walking On Egg Shelves
Brazil
Lowkey It's A Reasonable Mistake
There's a reason why "midnight" is usually used instead of 12:00 a.m when 24-hour time is not being used.
The Specifics
I Wouldn't Have Known
Play Rush And Roulette
If Only There Were 1,000 Weeks In A Year
Moon Landing Critique
Have you never seen a picture of the earth taken from the moon? Ĝoogle images has great pictures.
This Is Petty But This Is My #1 Grammar Annoyance
A Garden Angle
Looks Can Be This Evening
Math Is Hard
Magna Fine Glass
On Counting Seconds
I Don’t Understand
My brain is starting to shrivel. I must stop reading BP right now.
Small Jesters
The Emojis And !!!!!!! Is The Cherry On Top
Brought To You By The Same Boomer Who Complains About Seaweed Washing Up On The Beach
Just Close The LED's Dude
So many people can't comprehend the difference between light and paint/color.
“Barista” Confidently Incorrectly Thinks There’s No Difference Between A Latte And A Cappuccino
No Way LOL
Pop Corn In The Kettle In The Black
What Was The Question Tho?
Checkmate Libs
Boomer Hot Take: Planes Should Stop Flying While He's Asleep
I used to live near Regan Airport (DCA) and flights there DO have a nighttime noise rule between 10pm and 7am.
We have a german saying, that fits perfectly "Herr, wirf Hirn vom Himmel" - "Lord, throw brains from Heaven"
"You where at the end of the line when they were handing out the brains, weren't you?", my dad said once.
Load More Replies...We have a german saying, that fits perfectly "Herr, wirf Hirn vom Himmel" - "Lord, throw brains from Heaven"
"You where at the end of the line when they were handing out the brains, weren't you?", my dad said once.
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