30 Wild, Funny, And Cringy TikTok Screenshots That Will Forever Exist Online (New Pics)

He probably had (just) enough wisdom to realise you were too witty for him. Brilliant answer.

Hi, Lieutenant Dan, nice to meet you! :)

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Hah good point! My father in law said once that people should complain in a shark attack, the same way you wouldn't complain if you approached a pack of lions... what's next? Orangutan infested rain forests?

Poor thing, the lil' gross dude will have to relearn to fly on the opposite side.

Yesterday it was "helicopter" and the greek meaning and why we don't then pronounce it "helico-(silent p) -ter" ruined 2 minutes of my life

So weird. Someone comes in with FLU LIKE SYMPTOMS, and this dude's like "Well, surely this can't be the flu, surely this must be anxiety"?

What if that someone is at the place you want to be because you are at the place they want to be?

Are you sure she didn't say "awkward?"

Don't marvel at the 'average'. Marvel at the people who fall asleep so much faster that the average is brought down to 7 minutes. If it takes us half an hour (or whatever) and the average is 7, some folks out there are apparently falling asleep in 2.7 seconds. (Though TBH I'm not sure I believe this 7 minute average.)

Maybe they took the ‘f**k’ part literally.. 😏

Having to deal with this question will definitely cause me enough anxiety to not be okay for a few hours.

Well, if the point is to quickly crack your ankle and squeak a fart out, mission accomplished!

Kitty is much more adorable.

It might be circular. You could end up back at your original barber.

Yeah, it's the all occasion vice.

So true it hurts... I had a friend one time genuinely give me a compliment, only for me to respond with a scowl and ask "Why did you say that??". I eventually said 'thanks' but with some skepticism.

Story of my life. My sister runs a successful business and always asks me to help her with computer stuff. She gets so mad when I tell her to type her exact question into youtube or AI. WTF

You flexed your vape, now I’m flexing my lungs.

Yup. Good dad. I did not raise you to be like that.

Doesn’t matter what I’m going through if I can tell myself “ok in 4 hours I will be home and not doing this” can push through. It always works

I looked up “I walked in the corner with a bag of screaming goats once”. The song is Roses by Imanbek and let’s just say I misheard.

Did you knew that Pikachu's name is actually Jean-Luc Pikachu ?

Slight over reaction but solid friend vibe

You have a cry and he holds you and rubs your back because he loves you and because you are safe to be vulnerable and sad with him.

Yess. I was so hooked on Tetris that I would be thinking up solutions while sleeping.

That sounds like the plot a romance novel. Not necessarily a good one, but one of ones that exists

Personally, I prefer pottering about, having a bit of a mooch, before taking a butchers at a few things.

But you are cute!

I love her page, and this is a joke by the way

Just like captions, lyrics can be considered an accessibility feature.

please don't reproduce actually

For six months? What condition do you need a cast for six months straight for? Just honestly wondering.

A friend and her friend, visiting the US from England, were having lunch at an outside cafe. The parking control officer went by, with a stick like the one in the above picture, chalking tires. After observing this, her friend from England said "How progressive the US is, allowing blind people to drive..."

..So then you post about it on TikTok?

Can’t we just send Musk to Mars? And leave him there?

I would much rather do that

Relatable. The day after my father died I had to shop for an appropriate outfit. When I had on a nice dress, the salesperson complimented me. I broke down in tears, she was upset thinking she did something wrong and my husband ended up consoling two weeping women over a cup of tea.

maybe because it is?!

This sounds like an actual nightmare.

Every time 🥲

WTF?!?

I thought it said 7 hours for the whole summer :l

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A toxic friend of mine ended up accidentally helping me by cutting off my other toxic friend and then he ditched me. Things have been going uphill since then

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No they would simply stop providing all the essential services and utilities people take for granted and society would completely break down in a few weeks without power, water, transport, food production or healthcare. We would be living in the middle ages but with none of the skills we need to live then.

why do some of them just say "star" and "yeah"

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That’s way too much sugar for a cookie. I’d be chugging water every few bites

Just don’t eat it with pizza.

We didn't need to know this.