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You’d think that the worst things that structural inspectors find would be faulty foundations, hideous holes in houses, as well as asbestos in the attic. However, some inspectors seem to have bad luck following them about because they stumble upon the weirdest, creepiest, and horrifying things during their examinations of buildings. Like skulls. Or occult altars. Or dolls that have a ghost living inside of them and whose eyes are totally following you when you look away.

Bored Panda interviewed Derek Marier from California-based Alpha Structural, Inc. about the strange things that he and his co-workers find during their inspections. In fact, there are so many peculiar finds that Marier makes a weekly thread on Imgur about them and always gets the internet’s attention. In fact, the company already has nearly 11,000 followers on Instagram because of the interesting things that its employees see while on the job. We’ve collected some of the best examples to help showcase that the supernatural might be among us.

According to Marier, he found a skull during one inspection and it turned out to be over 1,000 years old!

“Coming across things such as the dolls or a skull shake you up at first. You’re expecting to locate a structural defect but come end up finding something you can almost label as satanic or ancient. I would have to say the skull gave me the biggest chills by far. I assumed that it was fake right from the start, but I didn’t realize that I picked up an actual skull from Peru which was estimated at being 1,000+ years old,” Marier went into detail during an interview with Bored Panda.

Scroll down for Bored Panda’s full interview with him.

So scroll down, upvote your favorite freaky finds, and leave us a comment about which things you thought were the strangest and why. When you’re done with this list, be sure to check out Bored Panda’s previous posts about nightmares and miracles spotted during inspections, as well as the worst thing seen during inspections.

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#1

Exposed natural rock inside a house seen through a window and a man inspecting a narrow rocky crawl space during structural inspections.

This subterranean basement had a window that opened up into an open area underground. Imagine opening the window in your basement and a group of bats fly in. That probably wouldn't happen here but it's possible! This is a great spot for putting your disobedient kids.

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“I would say the tunnel somebody dug under the foundation put more fear into me than any of the creepy Items I have found. I’ve heard horror stories of people getting trapped under houses by attempting to squirm through those gaps. That’s a nightmare in itself. Thank the lord there was no scary doll or human skull staring me in the face while I was attempting to crawl through!”

During structural inspections, if Marier finds anything weird or creepy, he first takes photos of the items, then informs the homeowner about them, and then contacts the authorities. However, he contacts the police only if he finds things that are a bit ‘sketchy or require forensic investigation.’

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    Severely damaged structural column decayed near corroded foundation support during structural inspections.

    We are doing a seismic retrofit on this apartment building and our crew took off the bottom portion of stucco on this column to expose the column connections. This is, quite literally, what we discovered. There was nothing supporting the unit above. No connections or even anything touching the ground besides the stucco facade. Thank goodness we had shoring put in place.

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    “The Nkondi [a type of mystical doll] was just hanging out in somebody’s garage, as if it were normal to just have a spiritual statue from a Congo Tribe. I don’t think it was fake at all either,” he said, also mentioning that he has no idea where the 1,000-year-old skull ended up. The authorities took the skull for further investigation. I didn’t really stay in touch with them so I’m not entirely sure where it ended up. I can only assume it’s in some holding facility for contraband or at a local Peruvian Museum.”

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    “The dolls stayed there because I know better than to touch those! Most of the structural issues you see in the gallery were completely handled by our company. It’s definitely scary for the homeowner at first, but we’ve been doing this for 25+ years and are very experienced in structural repair. Especially if they’re labeled as ‘scary.’”

    According to Marier, not all owners are aware that they have scary things hidden in their homes. “In the case of the skull, the owners didn’t know it was there. The previous owners brought it back some time in the 70s or 80s and just threw it under the home. They were just as surprised to see it as I was! The dolls were also found under the home creepily enough. Whether the owners knew they were there or not is beyond me. But they had no reason being there and that made me think it was either a prank or that they’ve been sitting under the home for decades becoming more and more evil looking.”

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    #3

    Improvised wood support placed on a concrete block during a structural inspection showing poor construction practices.

    This was brand new, 2019 construction and this is what they do. How lazy can people get, you ask? This lazy.

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    In a previous interview, foundation repair contracting firm Alpha Structural, Inc. talked to Bored Panda about poor structural conditions in some buildings, as well as giving advice to help homeowners make their homes safer. Company representative Ben Reinhart had this to say: “I would say one of the worst homes we inspected was back in 1992. We went to a 3-story hillside home located in Playa del Rey.”

    “The condition of the soil supporting the home was so bad that, during our assessment, we found that the home was cracking and actually moving. We are not alarmists in any sense but this was the first time we had to evacuate. Temporary shoring was put in the next morning to prevent the home from collapsing. The complexity of the repair required, getting a large rig on a steep hillside to excavate a 55’ deepened foundation, made this one of the worst most challenging in our long history. Let’s just say if we were on a reality TV show, this episode would’ve been a season finale.”

    #4

    Large cracked and damaged floor in an old kitchen showing common worst things seen during structural inspections.

    One of the worst structural cracks we've ever seen. The entire back side of the home was sinking down and pulling away from the rest of the structure. A knock down if you ask me.

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    #5

    Deep, dark hole in the ground showing severe structural issues during an inspection with a person’s foot nearby.

    This is an old septic well covered up under a parking space of an apartment building. It's about a century old but was still in decent shape.

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    #6

    Wooden block painted with Mickey Mouse face used as a support during a structural inspection in a crawl space.

    Whoever did this has quite the sense of humor, but lacks the proper funds.Mickey Mouse Job: A job done incorrectly in an extremely poor manner using the simplest, easiest, cheapest and fastest way possible.

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    According to Alpha Structural, Inc., there are lots of reasons why some homes aren’t repaired and have problems with their foundations, such as “budget constraints, timing, accessibility of workspace, etc.” However, the company believes that most of the responsibility falls on the shoulders of the contractors who are hired to repair their homes and don’t always do a good job.

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    The company also had some sound advice to help home-owners keep their homes safe: “Our advice would be to clean out gutters, ensure you have downspouts that direct water away from your foundation and see that the hardscape (walkways, patios, etc.) and landscape grade away from the home. Most foundation problems are caused by water and poor drainage.”

    “If you look under your home, check to see that there is no earth to wood contact. Not only will moisture from the ground get to the wood and cause rot, it also allows for wood destroying organisms to get to the framing of your home. Additionally, earthquake retrofitting is a cost-effective upgrade encouraged by not only engineering communities, but also local and state officials.”

    #7

    Lifeless doll with curly hair and painted face leaning against wood paneling, illustrating worst things seen during structural inspections.

    Another extremely creepy doll which had no reason to be where it was.

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    #8

    Small white interior door with uneven frame and misaligned hinges, showing poor structural inspection quality.

    What seems to be the issue?

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    #9

    Improper wooden support with metal brackets and insulation in a crawl space during structural inspections showing poor construction.

    At least they braced it, but still a total mickey mouse job.

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    Mushroom growing through wooden floor during structural inspections showing severe water damage and decay.

    Almost stepped on this during an inspection but I decided not too. He looked like a fungi. Ha.

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    Improvised wooden support post holding up a beam in a crawl space during structural inspections showing poor construction.

    Here's a few post and piers under the same house that are also clearly leaning quite a bit.

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    #12

    Rotted wooden structural post with visible damage and rusted metal bracket during structural inspection on a plywood floor.

    This is a wooden column which is currently the main support for an apartment unit above. Moisture has basically eaten away the bottom of the column, rendering it pretty useless. We're currently doing an earthquake retrofit for this building and will soon be replacing this column with steel. Would you feel safe if your unit was being help up by this column? I wouldn't.

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    #13

    Large jagged crack running diagonally across an interior wall during a structural inspection revealing severe damage.

    If you have foundation issues, your internal cracking should resemble this. Large, diagonal cracking. Though, this was a pretty severe case.

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    #14

    Large deep cracks in concrete floor during a structural inspection revealing significant damage and instability risks.

    Slab crack to the max... At times homeowners can be overly concerned about cracking in their homes. However, this type of cracking is definitely a cause for concern...

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    #15

    Improvised wooden supports holding a beam in a crawl space showing poor structural inspection issues.

    Grab some 2x4s and a little DIY creativity and you have yourself a recipe for mickey mouse work. Always remember, doing the cheapest repair is the best route to go no matter what! (Please do not take that seriously!!)

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    #16

    Close-up of a damaged porch column with structural issues during a home inspection showing poor support and material decay.

    This was a front porch that had been sinking a few inches over a short time. This created some separation from the columns that help support the roof above (as most porches in LA connect directly to a portion of the roof). You can see that they added a large post to the right of the column so it would help with supporting the weight-load from above. Scary stuff!

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    #17

    Severely damaged wooden beam with signs of decay and poor structural integrity found during inspection.

    There's 11 different pieces of wood connecting to each other in this photo.

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    #18

    Severe structural inspection issues including foundation cracks, soil erosion, and wood damage with measurement for scale.

    This was a wooden retaining wall with a stone facade on the front. Over a short time, the hillside began to erode and the dirt started coming down the slope. This caused the retaining wall below to pull away and lean downward, taking parts of the facade with it. Don't use wood for retaining walls. They can be used for compacted and tiered hillsides, but not full on retaining walls.

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    #19

    Large hole in ground with exposed roots seen during structural inspections, highlighting serious soil and foundation issues.

    Here we have a decent sized sink hole we inspected this week. From the top it doesn't look too bad... But once you poke your head inside, it gets a little more serious. The hole is a little over 7 feet deep and 5-6 feet wide. You can see that there are some very large tree roots in the background. The fact that these are exposed is a sort of blessing in disguise. They do help stabilize the surrounding area but it's still at risk of expanding. We proposed a exploratory investigation to see exactly what's going on and what's causing this too occur. I'll also add that it's only a few feet from the home's foundation and could create some serious structural issues if left without being properly handled.

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    #20

    Uneven concrete block foundation with visible cracks and poor brickwork seen during structural inspections outdoors.

    This is just like Tetris when you try to flip your piece at the last second and it offsets everything. :(

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    #21

    Severely damaged structural wall with exposed rebar and cracked concrete seen during structural inspections outdoors.

    We inspected this old porte-cochère that had been slowly sinking and displacing over time. You can see that the deck at the top is clearly sloping down a few inches.

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    #22

    Close-up of damaged wooden structural beam with flashlight during a structural inspection revealing severe wood decay.

    Termite damage and dry rot do not go well together. Notice he's using a flashlight to crumble the wood to pieces.

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    #23

    Severely damaged wooden support beams in a crawl space showing common issues found during structural inspections.

    Here's an old girder that's been split in half. We tried finding the missing piece but it was nowhere to be found and the cause isn't really known either.

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    #24

    Deteriorating wooden post poorly attached to cracked concrete foundation during structural inspections outdoors.

    So close.

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    #25

    Door cut unevenly to fit over floor vent with visible gap and poor finish in structural inspection problem.

    This is what happens when an internal load-bearing wall doesn't have a sufficient supporting foundation beneath it. Notice the slope toward the wall.


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