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Be honest, Pandas: how many products do you actually review after you get that pesky email in your inbox? If you have no complaints, you probably don't even bother, right? Well, it's not just you: about 45% to 52% of consumers usually post online reviews.

People rely on them to know whether a product is good, but some reviewers on Amazon take it to the next level. Some approach the Amazon review like a stand-up routine and bring their comedy A-game. We've collected some of the funniest and most creative reviews from Amazon that we could find and present them here for your entertainment. And, perhaps, future purchase decisions?

#1

Turning A Bad Situation Into A Good Review?

Amazon customer review praising long-lasting eyeliner that stays perfect despite tears and emotional stress.

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    #2

    Just Saw This Today On A Teeth Whitening System

    Screenshot of a 5-star verified Amazon review praising a product with a humorous comment.

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    #3

    Nice Guess

    Amazon review meme showing an inflatable bed mistaken for an ice cream sandwich with a one-star rating.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well there goes my one AM snack trigger, thanks

    #4

    Lookin Good

    Pregnant woman in white dress and man wearing dress for funny pregnancy announcement Amazon review.

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    #5

    Dammit Chapman

    Review of How to Win Friends & Influence People highlighting a humorous take on eyeliner that won’t run like your man.

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    #6

    That Cuts Deep

    Amazon customer review of scissors praising sharpness and precision in a humorous verified purchase comment.

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    #7

    No Complaints

    Black steel casket with white interior and silver handles shown in an Amazon product listing with customer review.

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    #8

    He Looks Just Like Ed Sheeran!

    Five-star Amazon review with humorous text and side-by-side images of a man and a yellow cat plush toy.

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    Exhausted redneck hippie
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything makes sense now. Ed Sheeran is an orange cat.

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    #9

    Found This On Amazon Under Hourglass Reviews

    Screenshot of 64 customer reviews with 3.7 star rating and a top 5-star verified review about eyeliner durability.

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    #11

    It’s A Trap!

    Review of a super comfortable bean bag that traps farts, shared in hilarious Amazon reviews that deserve five stars.

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    Exhausted redneck hippie
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I need is a good burrito and this bean bag chair, and I will get revenge on my husband.

    #12

    Not Sure If This Counts But It’s Pretty Wholesome

    Five-star Amazon review praising eyeliner product with a smiling man taking a selfie by a river in nature.

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    #13

    Shoe Waterproofer: Not Intended For Crocs Apparently

    Negative Amazon review with photo of worn blue Crocs, highlighting waterproofing failure in a hilarious product critique.

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    Owen
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does he have against turqoise?

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    #14

    Amazon Review For A Fog Machine

    Raccoon lying on a wooden deck near a fog machine, with purple light highlighting the scene for hilarious Amazon reviews.

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    #15

    I Love When Reviewers Post Photos

    Person humorously inside a large cat box with a five-star review, highlighting roomy and spacious design.

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    #16

    Definitely Works Well

    Hilarious Amazon review about a silent eyeliner that won’t run, praised for humor and 5-star rating.

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    #17

    Leah Gets Some Motivation

    Amazon review showing a broken scale humorously described as motivating, featured in hilarious Amazon reviews that deserve 5 stars.

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    #18

    Well, I’m Glad He Found What He’s Looking For

    Screenshot of a hilarious Amazon review in a list of 5-star reviews for eyeliner that won’t run.

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    #19

    Bear Casually Roaming Around Your Property

    Black bear near porch at night, illustrating security needs, complementing hilarious Amazon eyeliner reviews with five stars.

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    Linda van A.
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bear likes the light too, now it can see if there is anything to eat.

    #20

    One Of The Best Amazon Reviews

    Screenshot of a hilarious Amazon review for a durable giant inflatable beach ball with 5-star ratings.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to have seen satellite coverage of this thing's rampage. Better than a white Bronco!

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    #21

    This Review Was On A Pack Of Hanes Boxer Briefs

    Verified purchase review with five stars describing comfort and fit, related to hilarious Amazon eyeliner reviews.

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    #22

    They Worked Great

    Five-star verified purchase review highlighting fun and easy use, praising quality of product in Amazon customer feedback.

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    Owen
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it did not work out great.

    #23

    Finally Found One In The Wild

    Man leaning horizontally against a wall showing strong traction, illustrating a hilarious Amazon review concept.

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    #24

    A Review For Spoons

    Amazon review showing a humorous comment on spoon-shaped spoons, featured in eyeliner funny reviews article.

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    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I feel when asked to review something so utterly simple.

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    #25

    We Can All Relate To Perry

    Verified five-star Amazon review humorously questioning purchase of eyeliner with no friends to play with.

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    #26

    Cannot Stop Laughing

    Funny Amazon review of a product with a tiny hole, meant for one eye, shown worn by a person in a white mask.

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    #28

    (Exercise Leggings) Forget Pockets That Are Big Enough To Hold A Phone. This Woman Is My Spirit Animal

    Close-up of a person wearing comfy lounge pants with a wine bottle fitting perfectly in the pocket, showcasing product review.

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    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have bought these because of this review! They are as perfect as described

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    #29

    As Soon As I Started Looking For Googly Eyes, I Knew The Reviews Would End Up Here

    Man wearing VR goggles with googly eyes and Roomba vacuum with googly eyes, part of hilarious Amazon reviews.

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    #30

    Thirst-Quenching Review For A Bidet On Amazon

    Amazon review praising a unique and efficient drinking fountain with multiple nozzles for versatile use.

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    #31

    What

    Amazon review praising eyeliner that won’t run, highlighting longevity and smudge-proof qualities in humorous style.

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    #32

    Don't Electrocute Yourself

    Power outlet surge protector with multiple plugs and USB ports, shown with a review about surprising electrical shutdown.

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    #33

    Review On Fake Teeth

    Black bat covered in small white objects, featured in a humorous Amazon review about eyeliner that won’t run.

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    #34

    Found This On A Burt’s Bees Lipstick

    Black cat comfortably sitting inside a cardboard box, featured in hilarious Amazon reviews of long-lasting eyeliner.

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    #35

    Sugar Free Gummy Bears

    Amazon review praising sugar free gummies as delicious and worth the pain with 5 stars and verified purchase status.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think about this one every time I spot sugar-free gummies in the stores.

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    #36

    Review For A Waffle Maker On Amazon

    Amazon review screenshot criticizing a slow waffle maker, part of hilarious Amazon reviews that deserve 5 stars.

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    #37

    This Amazon Review For A $35k Sony Projector

    Amazon review screenshot for a high-end projector praising quality and value, highlighted in hilarious eyeliner reviews article.

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    #38

    Amazing They Love It

    Three cats playing on a tall cat tree near a window in a living room, featured in a hilarious Amazon review.

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    #39

    “It’s Lube, Not Much More To Say”

    Amazon customer review with five stars praising a product, mentioning good lube and humorous body sliding comment.

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    #40

    Perhaps Rethink Shipping?

    Negative Amazon review of a product with a photo, part of hilarious Amazon reviews featuring eyeliner that won’t run.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
    Community Member
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand, my coffee now has a deeper, richer flavour.

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    #41

    Toddler Rages Against The Machine

    Toddler struggling to open fridge secured with a lock, illustrating strong child safety that won’t run like eyeliner.

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    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid may be enraged, but he's obviously an amateur. Mine swiftly defeated every fridge, drawer, cabinet and toilet lock in the market. And that was before he discovered his talent with screwdrivers.

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    #43

    Was Just Looking For The Perfect Wednesday Addams Dress And Came Across This Gem

    Man in Eleven Halloween costume standing outdoors, related to hilarious Amazon reviews of long-lasting eyeliner products.

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    #44

    Daily Activities

    Photo showing worn sandals and feet with mud stains, illustrating a funny Amazon review about product durability and daily activity.

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    #45

    I Was Searching For A Mannequin Head On Amazon

    Funny Amazon review titled Great head, detailing a quirky story about talking to a mannequin head while sewing a skin suit.

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    #46

    The In-Laws Still Haven’t Visited Since. 10/10 Purchase

    Verified Amazon review showing a neon inverted cross sign described as a bold eyeliner alternative that won’t run.

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    #47

    Review For Fiber Pills

    Amazon review of a product praised for its effectiveness, featured in hilarious eyeliner reviews that deserve 5 stars.

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    #48

    Look At This Photograph

    Man in a blonde wig holding a framed photo showing a recursive image, related to funny Amazon reviews and eyeliner humor.

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    #49

    Very Efficient Knife

    Five-star customer review with bandaged thumb showing efficiency of a cutter, highlighting hilarious Amazon reviews of eyeliner.

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    #50

    "I Should Have Picked A Different Color"

    Person wearing blush pink leggings indoors with a review mentioning soft fabric and color fit issues, related to Amazon reviews.

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    Fred
    Community Member
    2 hours ago

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    1.68 m, 86 kg. And I'd rather not see your legs.

    #51

    Herb Garden Is Seriously Nice Stuff

    Five-star Amazon review screenshot showing a humorous customer comment for eyeliner that won’t run around.

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    moggiemoo
    Community Member
    52 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate to this. Even though my basil never wants to grow indoors. Or outdoors.

    #52

    In The Reviews For A Weighted Blanket

    Amazon review screenshot of a 1-star purchase with a humorous complaint about relationship impact, from user Alexis.

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    #53

    Much More Comfortable With My Purchase Now

    Amazon review screenshot showing a humorous 5-star rating for a bucket with features and comfort grip.

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    #54

    Gift Priorities

    Five-star verified Amazon review praising a unique plum wine with dry, smooth, and sweet flavors, worth every penny.

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    #55

    Found This Review For A Bikini Trimmer

    Amazon review with a five-star rating showing a toddler's unique hairstyle, highlighting hilarious product feedback.

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    #56

    Just Some Extra Flavor

    Amazon customer review showing a one-star rating and complaint about package covered in teriyaki sauce.

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    #57

    Poor Teddy

    Amazon review showing a stretched 6 feet teddy bear with a complaint about false advertising and poor product quality.

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    #58

    I Just Wanted To Know If Meow Mix Was Good For My Cat

    Amazon review screenshot showing a 5-star rating and feedback on product quality and affordability.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47)
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony is that the socialists would help you get enough to eat.

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    #59

    How Dare They Include That Extra Large Lower Case A Instead Of A D

    Amazon review screenshot showing a funny missing letter error in party balloons, featured in hilarious Amazon reviews.

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    #60

    Amazon Review Of Cereal Marshmallows

    Amazon review of marshmallow cereal with humorous comments, featured in eyeliner hilarious Amazon reviews SEO content.

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    #61

    Found This One While Looking For Hot Sauces On Amazon

    Funny Amazon eyeliner review with a witty comment about durability and a humorous personal story.

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    #62

    Whaat

    Verified Amazon review from the United Kingdom praising a gift, featuring a 5-star rating and positive customer feedback.

    Is his gf 10 or was she acting 10 years old?

    The item was a My Neighbour Totoro lamp…

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    #63

    50 Lb Pound Of Play Sand Is Heavy And Makes For Great Revenge!

    Amazon review screenshot showing a humorous five-star comment about a heavy product and delivery experience.

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    #64

    I Checked Out The Reviews For A Dress I Was Going To Buy. I Didn’t Expect This!

    Amazon customer five-star review with humorous recommendation for a red XL dress by World's Worst Mom.

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    #65

    I Had Such A Bad Week That I’m Trying To See The Bright Side Of It

    Customer review with five stars showing phone case durability, relevant to hilarious Amazon reviews of eyeliner that won’t run.

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    #66

    This Review I Just Found For A Pack Of 60 Hair Scrunchies

    Person wearing a colorful scrunchie-covered horn and red fabric outfit with drawn-on eyes, related to eyeliner reviews.

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    #67

    It Just Ain’t Right

    Man sitting on a mustard yellow couch in a casual shirt with a humorous Amazon eyeliner review overlay.

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    #68

    An Amazon Review For A Food Thermometer

    Customer review showing a failed product melted after heat exposure, related to hilarious Amazon reviews and eyeliner keywords.

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    #69

    3 Stars

    Customer review on Amazon showing broken candle glass despite secure packaging, featured in hilarious eyeliner reviews.

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    #70

    Jesus

    Amazon customer review highlighting an eyeliner product that worked great and solved the problem effectively.

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    #71

    Was Browsing Safety Razors As A Christmas Gift And Found This Gem

    Amazon reviews showing hilarious feedback and high ratings for a long-lasting eyeliner that won’t run or smudge.

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    Fred
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fed up with apostrophe's

    #72

    It Be Like That

    Five-star Amazon review screenshot with a humorous and emotional comment about a product and breakup experience.

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    #73

    The Earplugs Work

    Amazon review of an ear plug with five stars, praising its effectiveness and humor in blocking sound.

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    #74

    Thanks Sirlaughsalot, I'll Keep That In Mind

    Amazon review screenshots showing a durable mask with straps and a creative customer hack to add a drinking hole.

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    #75

    For Amazon Basic Maxi Pads

    Funny Amazon review text about oversized pads emphasizing humor and period protection, related to eyeliner that won’t run.

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    #76

    I Was Looking For A Simple Night Light For The Bathroom And I Found This Gem Of A Review. I Found My Night Light

    Text review of a night light discussing energy saving and usability, featured in hilarious Amazon reviews.

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    #77

    How Flat Are Those Pillows?

    Amazon review screenshot with a humorous comment about very flat pillows, related to funny Amazon reviews.

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